After tearing Wang Jian with bare hands

As the former partner of Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai has nothing less about Chuya Nakahara.

It has become a habit to swipe the other party's card every day, and even when there is no salary for laundering in the later stage, Osamu Dazai relies on the other party's bank card to live.

until one day-

The sudden awakening of his partner Ai, Osamu Dazai no longer paid attention to Nakahara Chuya's account.

Oh, of course, this is just talk, but after the whitewashing was successful, Osamu Dazai was too lazy to reveal his address to let the little man catch up, so he didn't use it anymore.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't remember Nakahara Chuya's bank card account number, and even watched Izumi Juro swiping his card successfully!

and many more.

Think about what Quan Juro said, buy things for "him", this "he" is definitely a male "he"!Coupled with the swiping of Zhongye's card, the answer is ready to come out.

"Aquan."

Izumi Juro, who was about to pack his clothes, turned his head when he heard the voice, "What's wrong, Dazai-san."

"Do you want to buy children's clothes too?"

"No." Osamu Dazai's eyes sparkled, "I just feel that this card number is very familiar."

Izumi Juro fell silent when he heard this.

"It's true."

"I also think this card number is very familiar."

Osamu Dazai: ...

Ah, are you kidding me?

Using the little guy's bank card, speaking like buying clothes for someone else, you almost admit that you two have an affair, and you come here suddenly?

Osamu Dazai kept smiling.

Izumi Juro blinked.

"Trust me Mr. Dazai, this card number popped up by itself."

When entering this children's clothing store, Ranto Shiro's voice suddenly appeared in his mind, asking for a nice little skirt, Izumi Juro was still thinking - if he suddenly borrowed a lot of money from Mr. Kunikida, what would happen? It will not leave a bad impression on people.

And in this case, another voice appeared in his mind.

[Zi La Zi La]

[This is my bank card number]

[Hmph, don't show such a stupid look—I said it all, you can spend the money as you like]

[This is what we agreed at the beginning]

Quan Juro felt that the voice was a little familiar, but when he thought about it carefully, the voice was too immature.

Although he has not fully recognized the voices of his own swordsmen, they will not speak to him in this tone, so——

[Owner?Master, what happened to you just now]

In the process of falling into thinking, the link between Izumi Juro and Ranto Shiro seemed to be blocked.

When he regained his composure, he found that he had entered the account number that appeared in his mind and made the payment successfully.

Izumi Juro:! ! !

"chaos."

[Owner? ]

"Were you the one talking just now?"

[No!It would be better to say that I was cut off from the master by something inexplicable! ]

[anyway!Master, is the payment successful! ]

[Master, master, can I come here now!People really want to try new clothes! ]

Ranto Shiro likes these cute clothes very much.

Wanwu does have a lot of things but—how can it compare to the clothes of this world?

As for why he can communicate with Quan Juro, it is also because of Quan Juro's specialness.Since the completion of the last world quest, even if I was not summoned by Izumi Juro, I was able to communicate remotely as if I was beside Izumi Juro.

The only bad thing is that if you want to communicate with Izumi Juro, you have to fight with everyone... This also leads to too many knives, which makes most of Izumi Juro in a quiet state, and then suddenly Hearing the voice of the sword man appeared in his mind.

[Owner? ]

[master master master]

[Can people go~]

Ranto Shiro frantically swiped the screen in Izumi Juro's head, and for a moment, only sweet and greasy acting like a baby remained in his mind.

"Aquan."

Osamu Dazai raised his finger and pointed to the side, "Even Kunikida-kun wouldn't believe this answer, would you?"

Kunikida Doppo couldn't help pushing his glasses when he heard this, "That's right."

"This is your own money, we are your colleagues, you don't have to worry about us robbing you—" Kunikida Doppo suddenly stopped his voice, and then an angry red hashtag jumped out on his forehead.

"what?!"

"Bastard Dazai! You must be calling me stupid!"

Osamu Dazai: "Kunikida-kun, it's just the opposite?"

"what?"

"I'm praising you. I heard that Kunikida-kun used to be a teacher—ah, the sacred profession of leading the weak Hana to the right path. Even if you have left the job now, you can continue to do what you did before?"

Kunikida Doppo was startled when he heard this.

"You're right."

He turned his head and looked at Izumi Juro in front of him.

He is "younger" in age, and his body is quite hard, otherwise he would not be released by his parents.Although he does things in a strange way, and his common sense is messed up, he can't help but blush when he thinks back to the 1/p Kunikida Doppo that Izumi Juro said before.

but--

Meaninglessly, the person standing in front of him was indeed a person with supernatural abilities.

As for what kind of supernatural power it is, he hasn't learned much about it yet.

But this does not prevent him from guiding this young man to the right path.

"Izumi Juro."

"listen to me--"

Before he finished speaking, the shopping guide brought a tie with a friendly face.

"Sir, look at this tie, it suits you very well."

Kunikida Doppo: "...Wait, isn't this a children's clothing store?"

"Is it illegal to sell ties in children's clothing stores? Besides—even if you can't wear them, you can still buy them for the kid next to you."

"Buy it now, and you can get a teenager's collocation strategy as a gift?"

Kunikida Doppo's heart fluttered instantly.

Just buy a tie, and you can have a strategy that allows Izumi Juro to dress normally, which is simply the best communication between the two generations.

Thinking of this, he immediately took out his wallet.

"Help me wrap it up."

"Ok sir."

After finishing this matter, Kunikida Doppo couldn't help tugging at his tie.

"Izumi Juro, continue with our last topic."

"that--"

"Mr. Kunikida."

Izumi Juro hugged the clothes with a cute face, "Can I go and change first?"

"what?"

A few minutes later, Kunikida Doppo sat down on the sofa with a suspicious expression on his face.

"Dazai, you said Izumi Juro..."

Osamu Dazai propped his chin, "Women's clothing lover?"

Kunikida Doppo's expression was grim for a moment, "The key is...the clothes are so small, how can he fit them in?"

Osamu Dazai lowered his head, holding the spoon and shaking the coffee in the cup.

"Can't tell?"

"The body of the interested person is not only hard, but also soft—"

Osamu Dazai stopped his voice suddenly.

I saw the door of the changing room.

The meaningless thing that came out was Ranto Shiro who successfully changed into clothes and showed a happy smile.

Osamu Dazai looked surprised, "I didn't expect Aquan to be able to transform into a body, so can I make an appointment with him for the next suicide date?"

Saying that, Osamu Dazai ignored Kunikida Doppo who had become petrified next to him, with pockets in both hands, and a handsome face, he came to Ranto Shiro very gracefully.

"Beautiful lady."

"Can you have a beautiful encounter with me?" He said, with a smile on his face, and stretched his hand towards Ranto Shiro.

Rantoshiro jumped back a few steps as if he sensed the danger.

"So dangerous, so dangerous!"

"Big brother, you just want to touch someone's face casually, but it's very impolite!"

Dazai slowly withdrew his hand.

This speed is simply astonishingly fast.

It was only when he stood in front of Ranto Shiro that he realized that this girl-like child was much shorter than Izumi Juro.

Then.

Why did Quan Juro go in but this child appeared instead?

And judging from the actions just now, it seemed as if he knew—[I] would be eliminated next, so I hurriedly avoided it.

Is it a supernatural power or——

"Isn't that impolite?"

"I was just wondering if Ah Quan might have schizophrenia."

Almost as soon as the voice fell, a familiar face poked out through the curtain at the door of the changing room.

"Mr. Dazai."

Quan Juro was furious, "Don't think I don't know, you are scolding me!"

Osamu Dazai seemed to be very surprised, quickly raised his hands, and clapped his hands in praise.

"Oh."

"Didn't think you still had this awareness?"

——Really, it scared me.

It's strange =v=