there is red on the side
Chapter 54 Yin Yang Formation
Under the guidance of Xuan Juejian, Zhuang Wujing and I finally came to the village where the family of three had an accident.
It was already late at night, even the moon was covered by dark clouds, it was pitch black, with occasional birds chirping, full of gloom.
Fortunately, Zhuang Wujing lit a lamp talisman, and the lamp talisman fluttered in front of us, lighting up the surrounding environment.
I asked, "What about now? There's no one there at night."
Zhuang Wujing said: "There are no people, but there are ghosts."
I was surprised: "Could it be that you want to..."
Zhuang Wujing didn't say anything, but drew a glowing circular formation under his feet, Zhuang Wujing said softly: "Expand."
The circle is getting bigger and bigger, if I guess correctly, the circle has spread to the whole village.
This formation is called, and the place it covers can change from the yang world to the underworld in an instant, and all the ghosts and monsters that are not seen in the surrounding area will appear in an instant.
Just like at this moment, the surrounding scene is still the same scene, but there are many more "people" walking around in strange shapes.
While holding the mirror, the alluring woman dug out blood from the hole in her stomach and smeared the corners of her lips.
The young man took off his head and put it on his feet as a ball to kick.
The crying woman kept stirring her neck with a white cloth.
There are also many children with pale faces running around, jumping onto the tree for a while, like a ball of ooze smashed down, blood splattered everywhere, but immediately recovered, jumped onto the tree again, and continued to repeat the same action .
The white-haired old man, who was cut in two from the waist, groaned: "Who can help connect my waist, who can help connect my waist! It hurts me to death!"
...
The other 'people' just took it easy and continued talking and laughing. Some laughed so much that they opened their mouths until they reached the ears, while his companion was playing with his eyes closed.
I knew that these were ghosts made up by the dead people in the village.
Unexpectedly, Zhuang Wujing really wanted to ask the ghosts of the family of three to find the truth for me.
You must know that yin and yang have their own rules and orders, and they do not offend each other. This is the law of heaven, which is the so-called settlement of worldly affairs.
If there are monks who act forcefully, it is against the sky. 500 years of cultivation is a precept, even if a senior master in the comprehension world like Elder Cangge abandons 500 years of cultivation, he will fall down the altar in an instant, and his successors will rush forward. superior.
And if a monk with less than 500 years of practice uses it, he will never return to the world and become a lonely ghost.
I looked at Zhuang Wujing and said, "Do you know that this will damage your cultivation for 500 years?"
Zhuang Wujing said indifferently: "Do you think I will care about that little cultivation?"
I was at a loss for words, but yes, he is Zhuang Xian, let alone 500 years, even 1000 years, it is not a problem.
But he lost 500 years of cultivation because of me.
I suddenly pointed to a place and said, "Zhuang Wujing, look over there."
Zhuang Wujing didn't look back, but looked at me.
I continued to feign surprise and said, "Look quickly, there seems to be that family of three over there."
I don't know if it's my illusion, Zhuang Wujing flashed a narrow smile, he turned his head, I immediately said softly and vaguely: "Thank you."
When Zhuang Wujing turned around again, I immediately said sternly: "I was the one who was blinded just now...not them."
Zhuang Wujing said "En" lightly, but he didn't care about it, and said, "We'll go find them now."
to find them?There are so many lonely and wild ghosts in this village, it is not easy to identify them one by one.
And we can't stay in the yin and yang formation for too long, if we don't come out for three days, the formation will close by itself and stay in the underworld forever.
Zhuang Wujing walked ahead, and I followed behind Zhuang Wujing.
Zhuang Wujing suddenly said: "Next time you can say 'thank you' more directly."
I said in a cold voice, "Whoever says thank you to you is thinking too well."
At this moment, several chatting and laughing young female ghosts saw us and whispered:
"The one in front looks like a sign, let's go sneak a few times."
"The little Taoist priest in the back looks even more beautiful, I want to pinch his little cheek."
"Oh, be ashamed, be ashamed, I want both."
A few of them said that they were about to reach out to us, and one of the female ghosts had already grabbed my hand and smiled at me, "Little Taoist priest, let's have sex."
Before I could take any action, Zhuang Wujing turned around and looked indifferently at the female ghost who was grabbing my hand. The smiling face of the female ghost instantly became panicked, she screamed, and immediately let go of my hand.
Zhuang Wujing said: "Let's continue walking."
I hurriedly followed up.
And the voices of those ghosts came from behind me:
"Ghost friend, what's the matter? Why are you so afraid of them?"
The female ghost said to the other female ghosts: "Just now the Taoist priest with flowers on the brows looked at me, and I felt like my whole body was going to burn. I was afraid that if I continued watching, I would lose my wits. It's too scary. I don't know." He is the ghost friend of He Fang. Scared to death."
"Hey, do you think they are a couple?"
"Don't tell me, I really think they are a couple. You molested someone's wife, and she was jealous and taught you a lesson."
"..."
I didn't expect that the ghosts of the underworld would like to speculate for no reason, talk nonsense, and talk nonsense just like the world.
"Magnetic" sound.
The light talisman floating in front of us suddenly fell to the ground, and in an instant, the surroundings were completely dark again.
Zhuang Wujing said: "The lamp talisman won't last long here."
As I touched my waist, I suddenly remembered the flute that the couple gave me. As long as I blow it, it will be able to surround the firefly with light.
I immediately took out Xiao, put it near my mouth, and blew it.
Xiao's voice was melodious and extremely pleasant, and for a while, the noisy noises of the ghosts and ghosts around him became much quieter.
Many glowing green fireflies flew around, and they became more and more, gradually turning into small blue lights, lighting up the dark surroundings.
Those naked girls, men with their heads and bodies separated, or children laughing strangely all quieted down and raised their eyes to look at the blue light flying around them.
Zhuang Wujing stopped and looked back at me.
I smiled and said, "How? You can't learn this skill."
Zhuang Wujing stretched out his hand, brushed against my temples, and stretched out his hand, a firefly flew out from his palm with a flashing blue light.
Zhuang Wujing looked at me, and said softly: "The green lantern surrounds the firefly, a beautiful beauty."
After finishing speaking, he leaned down and approached me slowly, as if he wanted to kiss me. I was about to back away, but I heard a loud cry, "Ouch! I finally found a couple."
Zhuang Wujing and I both looked in the direction of the voice, and saw a female ghost in a red dress with a black mole on the corner of her mouth walking towards us with her hips twisted.
The female ghost said: "I see that you two are a match made in heaven and earth, you are going to get married tonight."
At this moment, a male ghost who kicked his head under his feet laughed and said, "Matchmaker ghost, you are a matchmaker again. You were a blind matchmaker to beat people to death when you were alive, and you didn't stop after you died. As a matchmaker for ghost friends, which pair do you see really get married under your hands, wouldn't it be possible to get married today and split up tomorrow?"
The matchmaker ghost said angrily: "Go, kick your head."
She looked at Zhuang Wujing and then at me and said, "You two ghost friends, don't listen to his nonsense. I see that you are made for each other and will last for a long time. You will get married with me. Tonight, I I will definitely give you a big wedding, and all the ghosts in our village will participate in your wedding, and I guarantee that you will have unlimited scenery and be envied by all ghosts."
I was about to laugh at her nonsense.
Zhuang Wujing said, "Okay."
what?
I looked at Zhuang Wujing, Zhuang Wujing glanced at me, and said calmly: "All the ghosts in the village will attend our wedding."
The matchmaker ghost nodded with a busy smile, and said, "That's right, all ghosts will participate. The ghosts in our village like to be lively."
I understand what Zhuang Wujing means, to find out the family of three through a marriage, it's like looking for headless chickens now, but, Zhuang Wujing and I really want to get married?
Just as I was thinking about it, the matchmaker ghost suddenly pushed me and said, "Come on, sisters, hurry up and dress up these two newcomers."
In an instant, many female ghosts surrounded me laughing and saying, "It's a happy event again. We promise to dress him up nicely. Besides, the bride is born to be pretty, so I'm not afraid that her husband will not want him."
I waved away the female ghost who was about to approach me, but broke her hand. The female ghost took her hand and said with a smile: "This bride is so fierce. Will the bridegroom have a good life in the future?" It's over."
The other female ghosts also laughed together.
I said angrily: "Look clearly, I am a man, not a bride."
The female ghost smiled coquettishly: "But when you two get married, one of you should be the bride. Let me see, you are more like the bride hehe...."
I put my thumb on the hilt of the Xuanjue Sword, and was about to push it out, chopping off these demons and ghosts, but after thinking about it, I decided to give up.
Now is not the time to argue with her. We came here to find the family of three, so we kept a cold face and didn't say a word.
On Zhuang Wujing's side, a group of female ghosts surrounding him took a few steps back, expanding the circle around his center.
Those female ghosts murmured softly: "This bridegroom is so scary, I get chills when he sees me."
"That's right, me too. I just touched the corner of his clothes, my finger, it hurts like being poked by some needle. I haven't felt such pain for several years."
On my side, they are tightly crowded together, like several walls, squeezing me tightly.
A female ghost stretched out her hand to me and said, "Hey, your skin is so good, let my sister touch it."
Before I could react, the female ghost suddenly flew out and hit the tree. The female ghost rubbed her chest and screamed ouch.
The other female ghosts froze in fear and shouted: "There are ghosts! There are ghosts!"
I thought it was funny, the ghost called Buffy.
"Hey, stop arguing!"
The matchmaker ghost yelled angrily.
Those terrified female ghosts quieted down.
The matchmaker ghost pointed to Zhuang Wujing who was already walking in front, and said to those in a low voice: "The groom's official tastes like you touch the bride! Hurry up and help the bride dress up, and I will pick you up later. Don't make any more moves. !"
Then the matchmaker ghost shouted loudly again: "All ghost friends, go and inform that there is another couple getting married at 'Bai Shou Tai' tonight, come and join in the fun."
A female ghost said to me resentfully: "Bride, come with us, we dare not touch you again, your groom is so fierce."
After finishing speaking, the female ghosts led the way.
But I heard sobbing and sobbing, it was the female ghost who had just been thrown away by Zhuang Wujing wiping her tears.
The other female ghosts didn't seem to be surprised, and no one comforted her.
The crying hurt my eardrum, so I had to ask her, "Why are you crying?"
The female ghost twitched and said, "From birth to death, I have never been hit by a man, such a handsome man, in front of so many people, oh, no, in front of the ghost, I feel ashamed... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.”
As she spoke, she cried even more fiercely.
My eardrums hurt even worse, and I said coldly, "Shut up!"
But the female ghost yelled: "Being murdered by a man again, how embarrassing! Ahhhhhh!"
Now that the sound really sounded like a bell, I quickly covered my ears with one hand and asked, "Then what do you want so that you don't cry?"
The female ghost glanced at me, and said coyly, "I think... there is a ghost coaxing me."
Coax her?
I raised my eyebrows, and the other female ghosts said: "Here it is again, just a crying ghost!"
As soon as the female ghost heard what the other female ghosts said, she grinned again and seemed about to cry again. I was really afraid of her, so I hurriedly said, "I'll blow it to you, is it coaxing?"
The female ghost blinked her eyes.
Seeing that it worked, I quickly took Xiao out, put it to my mouth and started blowing.
All of a sudden, countless fireflies flew over again, glowing with blue light.
Looking at the glowing fireflies, the female ghost danced cheerfully.
The other female ghosts were quite disdainful at first, but after a while, one female ghost jumped up too. One started, followed by a second, and a third, and then all the female ghosts waved their hands, and followed suit. Watching the flying of countless fireflies, they danced and laughed.
While blowing Xiao, I followed them slowly, watching them dressed in brightly colored clothes, turning around in circles, frolicking and playing in the dark night, so happy.
And those fireflies seemed to be playing with them intentionally, and as they danced, they wrapped around their waists like a green tie.
At this time, the female ghost who was called a crybaby suddenly turned her head and asked me with a smile: "Bride, what is the name of your song?"
I said, "Zuoying."
"Walk around the fireflies? How about circle around the fireflies?" The female ghost looked at the fireflies flying around her arms, and said again: "Then give our dance a name."
When she said this, the other female ghosts immediately looked at me eagerly and said, "Yes, yes, give our dance a name."
I just wanted to say: "A group of demons dance wildly."
Just meeting their eager eyes, and the words that came out of their mouths also became: "Light and green waist dance."
They made a 'Huh' sound, so it was a bit unclear.
Seeing that they were stupid, I turned around, and those fireflies immediately wrapped around my waist, like a green belt, and I said, "Do you understand?"
They just nodded and said softly: "Young master is very gentle."
I raised my eyebrows, not knowing what they mean by "gentleness."
Afterwards, they whispered and didn't know what to discuss. After the discussion, the crybaby stepped forward and said, "Young master treats us so tenderly, and is willing to play a tune for us. We also want to present a good thing to celebrate your grand wedding. day."
I was a bit puzzled, and was about to ask what it was, but that female ghost suddenly grabbed my chin and stuffed something into my mouth.
I coughed a few times and wanted to spit it out, but I didn't expect it to melt in my mouth.
The female ghost smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, this is not a bad thing, it is a good thing that can make the son and husband love the son well during the wedding night in the bridal chamber."
The other female ghosts also snickered.
I said angrily, "What the hell is this?"
The female ghost shouted: "Oh, hurry up, the groom officer will come to pick up the bride later, we haven't dressed him up yet."
Then, these female ghosts pushed me forward.
I wanted to struggle again, but I thought we couldn't stay in this Yin-Yang formation for too long, and I'll ask Zhuang Wujing to find a way later.
I was inexplicably fed something that I didn't know what would happen to me, so naturally I wouldn't treat them with a pleasant face, so with a cold face, I waved my hands twice angrily, and said to them: "Stay away from me. "
The female ghost looked at each other, then laughed together inexplicably, and said, "Are you angry? Then let's stay away from you, how far away?"
I saw that they only took half a step back, and I became angry for a moment, and said, "It's so far away that I can't see you."
The female ghosts laughed and said, "That's not okay, we still have to dress you up. Otherwise, your groom will be unhappy."
I knew they were teasing me, so I snorted coldly and ignored them.
These female ghosts actually laughed again, it was really inexplicable.
I was dragged and dragged into an attic by these female ghosts, and then they hurriedly pressed me on a stool, and began to smear my face in a hurry.
I asked, "Will all the ghosts in the village come to our marriage?"
A female ghost said with a smile: "Of course I will. The ghosts in our village like to be lively! As long as there are ghosts and happy events, all the ghosts will come to eat and drink."
Hearing what she said, I settled down and said, "That's good."
The female ghost said with a narrow smile: "Can't wait to see the groom? Let's hurry up and let you meet earlier."
I said angrily, "I didn't."
Another female ghost immediately spoke up: "Stop teasing the young master, he's going to get angry again. Besides, don't tell what other people think, the young master will be so shy."
I was so annoyed by their words that I couldn't speak, so my face became more and more cold, I simply closed my eyes, and let them move on my face, thinking about taking one step at a time. The family of three will be found on the spot, as long as the three ghosts are caught, Zhuang Wujing and I will leave the yin and yang formation. This marriage talk is also nonsense.
After an unknown amount of time, I heard them calling me, saying: "Young Master, stand up."
I opened my eyes and stood up, a female ghost took a wedding dress and put it on me, and the wedding dress was put on me in an instant.
It was so bright red that it looked like a raging fire rushing toward you.
The female ghost tugged at my sleeve and said, "My lord, you look so good-looking, why don't you look in the mirror."
I looked into the mirror, but saw that the person in the mirror had cold brows and pale face, but there was a beautiful plum blossom mark between the brows.
I raised my eyebrows, and the person in the mirror also raised his eyebrows. This is me, but there is a shadow of Zhuang Wujing.
I asked, "Are you doing makeup for me like Zhuang Wujing?"
The female ghost laughed and said, "Who is Zhuang Wujing?"
I said: "Zhuang Wujing is..." Immediately after I realized it, they got into the conversation again, and said: "Don't pretend to be silly for me."
The female ghosts immediately chattered:
"Zhuang Wujing is the one who wants to marry you, and you want to have a bridal chamber with him?"
"It turns out that the cool-eyed, delicate-looking guy is Zhuang Wujing."
"Ah, that stingy man who doesn't even allow us to touch you is Zhuang Wujing."
"So, the son's husband is Zhuang Wujing."
They deliberately messed around, I was angry, I shook my sleeves and said, "I'm not getting married anymore!"
The female ghost hurriedly grabbed me and said, "Hey, don't lose your temper like this. We painted your makeup after his image. This is called 'husband sings and wife follows'."
At this time, a voice came from outside, "Hurry up and get on the sedan chair, the bride, the time has come."
The female ghosts hurriedly pushed me and said: "Get on the sedan chair quickly, get on the sedan chair quickly, don't miss the auspicious time."
I just said "not getting married" and left as a gesture. Naturally, I was angry and frightened them. At this time, of course I will not give up so easily.
I didn't want to listen to their nonsense anymore, as soon as I heard the sound, I hurried out and got into the sedan chair carried by four strange-looking male ghosts.
"Hey, I said I don't want to get married, but actually, I'm more anxious than anyone else. It seems that I really like that Zhuang Wujing too much."
"Shhh, why did you speak out the young master's heart again, he will be angry again when he hears it."
"Young master is just shy hehe..."
The sound of their chirping outside the sedan chair was heard in the sedan chair, I poked my head out and said, "Let's go!"
Then the sedan chair walked forward amidst the laughter of women.
I felt very irritable, and my body was a little hot, and my heart gradually panicked. I didn't know if I was angry with these female ghosts, or it was a reaction to something that was just fed by the female ghosts.
If a life is lost here in vain, it is really not worth it at all.
No, I have to ask Zhuang Wujing to take a look for me immediately.
In this way, the more I thought about it, the more irritable I became, and finally when the sedan chair came to a complete stop, I couldn't wait to get out. As soon as I got out, I saw Zhuang Wujing standing in front of the sedan chair in a bright red suit.
When he saw that I was slightly taken aback, I didn't care about anything, and immediately rushed to him and said, "Zhuang Wujing, help me see, they just gave me something that melts in my mouth, I feel very uncomfortable."
So I opened my mouth and approached Zhuang Wujing.
Zhuang Wujing still had that indifferent look, and said, "Okay, let me take a look for you."
Then, Zhuang Wujing raised his hand and put his finger into my mouth.
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It was the first time they didn't marry each other, but this time it was implemented...haha
It was already late at night, even the moon was covered by dark clouds, it was pitch black, with occasional birds chirping, full of gloom.
Fortunately, Zhuang Wujing lit a lamp talisman, and the lamp talisman fluttered in front of us, lighting up the surrounding environment.
I asked, "What about now? There's no one there at night."
Zhuang Wujing said: "There are no people, but there are ghosts."
I was surprised: "Could it be that you want to..."
Zhuang Wujing didn't say anything, but drew a glowing circular formation under his feet, Zhuang Wujing said softly: "Expand."
The circle is getting bigger and bigger, if I guess correctly, the circle has spread to the whole village.
This formation is called, and the place it covers can change from the yang world to the underworld in an instant, and all the ghosts and monsters that are not seen in the surrounding area will appear in an instant.
Just like at this moment, the surrounding scene is still the same scene, but there are many more "people" walking around in strange shapes.
While holding the mirror, the alluring woman dug out blood from the hole in her stomach and smeared the corners of her lips.
The young man took off his head and put it on his feet as a ball to kick.
The crying woman kept stirring her neck with a white cloth.
There are also many children with pale faces running around, jumping onto the tree for a while, like a ball of ooze smashed down, blood splattered everywhere, but immediately recovered, jumped onto the tree again, and continued to repeat the same action .
The white-haired old man, who was cut in two from the waist, groaned: "Who can help connect my waist, who can help connect my waist! It hurts me to death!"
...
The other 'people' just took it easy and continued talking and laughing. Some laughed so much that they opened their mouths until they reached the ears, while his companion was playing with his eyes closed.
I knew that these were ghosts made up by the dead people in the village.
Unexpectedly, Zhuang Wujing really wanted to ask the ghosts of the family of three to find the truth for me.
You must know that yin and yang have their own rules and orders, and they do not offend each other. This is the law of heaven, which is the so-called settlement of worldly affairs.
If there are monks who act forcefully, it is against the sky. 500 years of cultivation is a precept, even if a senior master in the comprehension world like Elder Cangge abandons 500 years of cultivation, he will fall down the altar in an instant, and his successors will rush forward. superior.
And if a monk with less than 500 years of practice uses it, he will never return to the world and become a lonely ghost.
I looked at Zhuang Wujing and said, "Do you know that this will damage your cultivation for 500 years?"
Zhuang Wujing said indifferently: "Do you think I will care about that little cultivation?"
I was at a loss for words, but yes, he is Zhuang Xian, let alone 500 years, even 1000 years, it is not a problem.
But he lost 500 years of cultivation because of me.
I suddenly pointed to a place and said, "Zhuang Wujing, look over there."
Zhuang Wujing didn't look back, but looked at me.
I continued to feign surprise and said, "Look quickly, there seems to be that family of three over there."
I don't know if it's my illusion, Zhuang Wujing flashed a narrow smile, he turned his head, I immediately said softly and vaguely: "Thank you."
When Zhuang Wujing turned around again, I immediately said sternly: "I was the one who was blinded just now...not them."
Zhuang Wujing said "En" lightly, but he didn't care about it, and said, "We'll go find them now."
to find them?There are so many lonely and wild ghosts in this village, it is not easy to identify them one by one.
And we can't stay in the yin and yang formation for too long, if we don't come out for three days, the formation will close by itself and stay in the underworld forever.
Zhuang Wujing walked ahead, and I followed behind Zhuang Wujing.
Zhuang Wujing suddenly said: "Next time you can say 'thank you' more directly."
I said in a cold voice, "Whoever says thank you to you is thinking too well."
At this moment, several chatting and laughing young female ghosts saw us and whispered:
"The one in front looks like a sign, let's go sneak a few times."
"The little Taoist priest in the back looks even more beautiful, I want to pinch his little cheek."
"Oh, be ashamed, be ashamed, I want both."
A few of them said that they were about to reach out to us, and one of the female ghosts had already grabbed my hand and smiled at me, "Little Taoist priest, let's have sex."
Before I could take any action, Zhuang Wujing turned around and looked indifferently at the female ghost who was grabbing my hand. The smiling face of the female ghost instantly became panicked, she screamed, and immediately let go of my hand.
Zhuang Wujing said: "Let's continue walking."
I hurriedly followed up.
And the voices of those ghosts came from behind me:
"Ghost friend, what's the matter? Why are you so afraid of them?"
The female ghost said to the other female ghosts: "Just now the Taoist priest with flowers on the brows looked at me, and I felt like my whole body was going to burn. I was afraid that if I continued watching, I would lose my wits. It's too scary. I don't know." He is the ghost friend of He Fang. Scared to death."
"Hey, do you think they are a couple?"
"Don't tell me, I really think they are a couple. You molested someone's wife, and she was jealous and taught you a lesson."
"..."
I didn't expect that the ghosts of the underworld would like to speculate for no reason, talk nonsense, and talk nonsense just like the world.
"Magnetic" sound.
The light talisman floating in front of us suddenly fell to the ground, and in an instant, the surroundings were completely dark again.
Zhuang Wujing said: "The lamp talisman won't last long here."
As I touched my waist, I suddenly remembered the flute that the couple gave me. As long as I blow it, it will be able to surround the firefly with light.
I immediately took out Xiao, put it near my mouth, and blew it.
Xiao's voice was melodious and extremely pleasant, and for a while, the noisy noises of the ghosts and ghosts around him became much quieter.
Many glowing green fireflies flew around, and they became more and more, gradually turning into small blue lights, lighting up the dark surroundings.
Those naked girls, men with their heads and bodies separated, or children laughing strangely all quieted down and raised their eyes to look at the blue light flying around them.
Zhuang Wujing stopped and looked back at me.
I smiled and said, "How? You can't learn this skill."
Zhuang Wujing stretched out his hand, brushed against my temples, and stretched out his hand, a firefly flew out from his palm with a flashing blue light.
Zhuang Wujing looked at me, and said softly: "The green lantern surrounds the firefly, a beautiful beauty."
After finishing speaking, he leaned down and approached me slowly, as if he wanted to kiss me. I was about to back away, but I heard a loud cry, "Ouch! I finally found a couple."
Zhuang Wujing and I both looked in the direction of the voice, and saw a female ghost in a red dress with a black mole on the corner of her mouth walking towards us with her hips twisted.
The female ghost said: "I see that you two are a match made in heaven and earth, you are going to get married tonight."
At this moment, a male ghost who kicked his head under his feet laughed and said, "Matchmaker ghost, you are a matchmaker again. You were a blind matchmaker to beat people to death when you were alive, and you didn't stop after you died. As a matchmaker for ghost friends, which pair do you see really get married under your hands, wouldn't it be possible to get married today and split up tomorrow?"
The matchmaker ghost said angrily: "Go, kick your head."
She looked at Zhuang Wujing and then at me and said, "You two ghost friends, don't listen to his nonsense. I see that you are made for each other and will last for a long time. You will get married with me. Tonight, I I will definitely give you a big wedding, and all the ghosts in our village will participate in your wedding, and I guarantee that you will have unlimited scenery and be envied by all ghosts."
I was about to laugh at her nonsense.
Zhuang Wujing said, "Okay."
what?
I looked at Zhuang Wujing, Zhuang Wujing glanced at me, and said calmly: "All the ghosts in the village will attend our wedding."
The matchmaker ghost nodded with a busy smile, and said, "That's right, all ghosts will participate. The ghosts in our village like to be lively."
I understand what Zhuang Wujing means, to find out the family of three through a marriage, it's like looking for headless chickens now, but, Zhuang Wujing and I really want to get married?
Just as I was thinking about it, the matchmaker ghost suddenly pushed me and said, "Come on, sisters, hurry up and dress up these two newcomers."
In an instant, many female ghosts surrounded me laughing and saying, "It's a happy event again. We promise to dress him up nicely. Besides, the bride is born to be pretty, so I'm not afraid that her husband will not want him."
I waved away the female ghost who was about to approach me, but broke her hand. The female ghost took her hand and said with a smile: "This bride is so fierce. Will the bridegroom have a good life in the future?" It's over."
The other female ghosts also laughed together.
I said angrily: "Look clearly, I am a man, not a bride."
The female ghost smiled coquettishly: "But when you two get married, one of you should be the bride. Let me see, you are more like the bride hehe...."
I put my thumb on the hilt of the Xuanjue Sword, and was about to push it out, chopping off these demons and ghosts, but after thinking about it, I decided to give up.
Now is not the time to argue with her. We came here to find the family of three, so we kept a cold face and didn't say a word.
On Zhuang Wujing's side, a group of female ghosts surrounding him took a few steps back, expanding the circle around his center.
Those female ghosts murmured softly: "This bridegroom is so scary, I get chills when he sees me."
"That's right, me too. I just touched the corner of his clothes, my finger, it hurts like being poked by some needle. I haven't felt such pain for several years."
On my side, they are tightly crowded together, like several walls, squeezing me tightly.
A female ghost stretched out her hand to me and said, "Hey, your skin is so good, let my sister touch it."
Before I could react, the female ghost suddenly flew out and hit the tree. The female ghost rubbed her chest and screamed ouch.
The other female ghosts froze in fear and shouted: "There are ghosts! There are ghosts!"
I thought it was funny, the ghost called Buffy.
"Hey, stop arguing!"
The matchmaker ghost yelled angrily.
Those terrified female ghosts quieted down.
The matchmaker ghost pointed to Zhuang Wujing who was already walking in front, and said to those in a low voice: "The groom's official tastes like you touch the bride! Hurry up and help the bride dress up, and I will pick you up later. Don't make any more moves. !"
Then the matchmaker ghost shouted loudly again: "All ghost friends, go and inform that there is another couple getting married at 'Bai Shou Tai' tonight, come and join in the fun."
A female ghost said to me resentfully: "Bride, come with us, we dare not touch you again, your groom is so fierce."
After finishing speaking, the female ghosts led the way.
But I heard sobbing and sobbing, it was the female ghost who had just been thrown away by Zhuang Wujing wiping her tears.
The other female ghosts didn't seem to be surprised, and no one comforted her.
The crying hurt my eardrum, so I had to ask her, "Why are you crying?"
The female ghost twitched and said, "From birth to death, I have never been hit by a man, such a handsome man, in front of so many people, oh, no, in front of the ghost, I feel ashamed... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.”
As she spoke, she cried even more fiercely.
My eardrums hurt even worse, and I said coldly, "Shut up!"
But the female ghost yelled: "Being murdered by a man again, how embarrassing! Ahhhhhh!"
Now that the sound really sounded like a bell, I quickly covered my ears with one hand and asked, "Then what do you want so that you don't cry?"
The female ghost glanced at me, and said coyly, "I think... there is a ghost coaxing me."
Coax her?
I raised my eyebrows, and the other female ghosts said: "Here it is again, just a crying ghost!"
As soon as the female ghost heard what the other female ghosts said, she grinned again and seemed about to cry again. I was really afraid of her, so I hurriedly said, "I'll blow it to you, is it coaxing?"
The female ghost blinked her eyes.
Seeing that it worked, I quickly took Xiao out, put it to my mouth and started blowing.
All of a sudden, countless fireflies flew over again, glowing with blue light.
Looking at the glowing fireflies, the female ghost danced cheerfully.
The other female ghosts were quite disdainful at first, but after a while, one female ghost jumped up too. One started, followed by a second, and a third, and then all the female ghosts waved their hands, and followed suit. Watching the flying of countless fireflies, they danced and laughed.
While blowing Xiao, I followed them slowly, watching them dressed in brightly colored clothes, turning around in circles, frolicking and playing in the dark night, so happy.
And those fireflies seemed to be playing with them intentionally, and as they danced, they wrapped around their waists like a green tie.
At this time, the female ghost who was called a crybaby suddenly turned her head and asked me with a smile: "Bride, what is the name of your song?"
I said, "Zuoying."
"Walk around the fireflies? How about circle around the fireflies?" The female ghost looked at the fireflies flying around her arms, and said again: "Then give our dance a name."
When she said this, the other female ghosts immediately looked at me eagerly and said, "Yes, yes, give our dance a name."
I just wanted to say: "A group of demons dance wildly."
Just meeting their eager eyes, and the words that came out of their mouths also became: "Light and green waist dance."
They made a 'Huh' sound, so it was a bit unclear.
Seeing that they were stupid, I turned around, and those fireflies immediately wrapped around my waist, like a green belt, and I said, "Do you understand?"
They just nodded and said softly: "Young master is very gentle."
I raised my eyebrows, not knowing what they mean by "gentleness."
Afterwards, they whispered and didn't know what to discuss. After the discussion, the crybaby stepped forward and said, "Young master treats us so tenderly, and is willing to play a tune for us. We also want to present a good thing to celebrate your grand wedding. day."
I was a bit puzzled, and was about to ask what it was, but that female ghost suddenly grabbed my chin and stuffed something into my mouth.
I coughed a few times and wanted to spit it out, but I didn't expect it to melt in my mouth.
The female ghost smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, this is not a bad thing, it is a good thing that can make the son and husband love the son well during the wedding night in the bridal chamber."
The other female ghosts also snickered.
I said angrily, "What the hell is this?"
The female ghost shouted: "Oh, hurry up, the groom officer will come to pick up the bride later, we haven't dressed him up yet."
Then, these female ghosts pushed me forward.
I wanted to struggle again, but I thought we couldn't stay in this Yin-Yang formation for too long, and I'll ask Zhuang Wujing to find a way later.
I was inexplicably fed something that I didn't know what would happen to me, so naturally I wouldn't treat them with a pleasant face, so with a cold face, I waved my hands twice angrily, and said to them: "Stay away from me. "
The female ghost looked at each other, then laughed together inexplicably, and said, "Are you angry? Then let's stay away from you, how far away?"
I saw that they only took half a step back, and I became angry for a moment, and said, "It's so far away that I can't see you."
The female ghosts laughed and said, "That's not okay, we still have to dress you up. Otherwise, your groom will be unhappy."
I knew they were teasing me, so I snorted coldly and ignored them.
These female ghosts actually laughed again, it was really inexplicable.
I was dragged and dragged into an attic by these female ghosts, and then they hurriedly pressed me on a stool, and began to smear my face in a hurry.
I asked, "Will all the ghosts in the village come to our marriage?"
A female ghost said with a smile: "Of course I will. The ghosts in our village like to be lively! As long as there are ghosts and happy events, all the ghosts will come to eat and drink."
Hearing what she said, I settled down and said, "That's good."
The female ghost said with a narrow smile: "Can't wait to see the groom? Let's hurry up and let you meet earlier."
I said angrily, "I didn't."
Another female ghost immediately spoke up: "Stop teasing the young master, he's going to get angry again. Besides, don't tell what other people think, the young master will be so shy."
I was so annoyed by their words that I couldn't speak, so my face became more and more cold, I simply closed my eyes, and let them move on my face, thinking about taking one step at a time. The family of three will be found on the spot, as long as the three ghosts are caught, Zhuang Wujing and I will leave the yin and yang formation. This marriage talk is also nonsense.
After an unknown amount of time, I heard them calling me, saying: "Young Master, stand up."
I opened my eyes and stood up, a female ghost took a wedding dress and put it on me, and the wedding dress was put on me in an instant.
It was so bright red that it looked like a raging fire rushing toward you.
The female ghost tugged at my sleeve and said, "My lord, you look so good-looking, why don't you look in the mirror."
I looked into the mirror, but saw that the person in the mirror had cold brows and pale face, but there was a beautiful plum blossom mark between the brows.
I raised my eyebrows, and the person in the mirror also raised his eyebrows. This is me, but there is a shadow of Zhuang Wujing.
I asked, "Are you doing makeup for me like Zhuang Wujing?"
The female ghost laughed and said, "Who is Zhuang Wujing?"
I said: "Zhuang Wujing is..." Immediately after I realized it, they got into the conversation again, and said: "Don't pretend to be silly for me."
The female ghosts immediately chattered:
"Zhuang Wujing is the one who wants to marry you, and you want to have a bridal chamber with him?"
"It turns out that the cool-eyed, delicate-looking guy is Zhuang Wujing."
"Ah, that stingy man who doesn't even allow us to touch you is Zhuang Wujing."
"So, the son's husband is Zhuang Wujing."
They deliberately messed around, I was angry, I shook my sleeves and said, "I'm not getting married anymore!"
The female ghost hurriedly grabbed me and said, "Hey, don't lose your temper like this. We painted your makeup after his image. This is called 'husband sings and wife follows'."
At this time, a voice came from outside, "Hurry up and get on the sedan chair, the bride, the time has come."
The female ghosts hurriedly pushed me and said: "Get on the sedan chair quickly, get on the sedan chair quickly, don't miss the auspicious time."
I just said "not getting married" and left as a gesture. Naturally, I was angry and frightened them. At this time, of course I will not give up so easily.
I didn't want to listen to their nonsense anymore, as soon as I heard the sound, I hurried out and got into the sedan chair carried by four strange-looking male ghosts.
"Hey, I said I don't want to get married, but actually, I'm more anxious than anyone else. It seems that I really like that Zhuang Wujing too much."
"Shhh, why did you speak out the young master's heart again, he will be angry again when he hears it."
"Young master is just shy hehe..."
The sound of their chirping outside the sedan chair was heard in the sedan chair, I poked my head out and said, "Let's go!"
Then the sedan chair walked forward amidst the laughter of women.
I felt very irritable, and my body was a little hot, and my heart gradually panicked. I didn't know if I was angry with these female ghosts, or it was a reaction to something that was just fed by the female ghosts.
If a life is lost here in vain, it is really not worth it at all.
No, I have to ask Zhuang Wujing to take a look for me immediately.
In this way, the more I thought about it, the more irritable I became, and finally when the sedan chair came to a complete stop, I couldn't wait to get out. As soon as I got out, I saw Zhuang Wujing standing in front of the sedan chair in a bright red suit.
When he saw that I was slightly taken aback, I didn't care about anything, and immediately rushed to him and said, "Zhuang Wujing, help me see, they just gave me something that melts in my mouth, I feel very uncomfortable."
So I opened my mouth and approached Zhuang Wujing.
Zhuang Wujing still had that indifferent look, and said, "Okay, let me take a look for you."
Then, Zhuang Wujing raised his hand and put his finger into my mouth.
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It was the first time they didn't marry each other, but this time it was implemented...haha
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