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Chapter 22 The so-called bridal chamber

"Ouch, since he is awake and Zhuang Zu is here, let's go out quickly and don't disturb their bride's bridal chamber, hehehe..." When the woman saw Zhuang Wujing, He hurried to Zhuang Wujing's side, pushed out the man and young woman who were supporting Zhuang Wujing, and closed the door pretendingly.

Under the candlelight, Zhuang Wujing's ink hair was like a waterfall, and he was wearing a bright red robe. Standing there blankly at this moment, even if he is not a fairy, he still has the appearance of a fairy.

But even so, he is now nothing but a blind and crazy mortal who has fallen from his altar.

Zhuang Wujing's eyes couldn't see, he stretched out his hand, felt around, moved his steps slowly, and said softly: "Miss, come here."

I sneered and said, "Zhuang Wujing didn't expect you to be so crazy. I'm a man, do you know that?"

As soon as Zhuang Wujing heard my voice, he staggered towards me exactly in my direction. When I was amazed by his keen hearing, he stretched out his hand and threw me down on the bed.

"I got it. I got my wife." Zhuang Wujing hugged me and smiled happily.

With a cold face, I raised my hand that was still free, and slapped him hard on the head, and said angrily, "Get out!"

He was a little dazed by my beating, and while he was in a daze, I slammed him and pushed him out of the bed.

Zhuang Wujing cried out in pain, sat on the ground, followed the noise I made, looked at me with his dull eyes, and said a little wronged: "My lady, why did you hit me?"

I said angrily, "Who is your wife? Everyone in the world gets married as a man and a woman. I am a man, and you are also a man. You say how to marry in court, how to call your husband and wife. You are really insane and incurable!"

Zhuang Wujing said: "They say that I am extraordinary, any common sense can be an exception to me, for example, I know you are a man, I can also marry you."

Although this is nonsense, but I heard him speak, he doesn't look like a fool, and he is quite clear. I have doubts and ask: "Do you know what happened to you in the Canghua Sect before?"

Zhuang Wujing nodded and said: "Of course I know, they told me that I am a fairy in the sky in Canghua, but I suffered a little setback and recuperated here, and one day I will become a fairy again."

"So everything you know is what they told you."

"They told me, what is the difference from what I know." Zhuang Wujing didn't get up from the ground in time, but started to take off his clothes.

I asked, "What are you doing?"

Zhuang Wujing took it for granted, "Naturally, it's a bridal chamber with the lady. As long as I take off all my clothes, and then take off the lady's clothes, we..."

I really couldn't listen to it. It was unreasonable. I stood up, raised my foot, kicked him in the chest, and said, "Shut up! Shameless!"

He was kicked by me and fell to the ground, rubbing his chest, muttering: "What are you going to say next, how did they teach me?"

I still couldn't get over my anger, and wanted to go up and punch him a few times, but the door was suddenly knocked open.

The three men and women who had just left broke in again, and the old woman who was the leader threw herself at Zhuang Wujing's side, as if the emperor's ancestor had fallen down, she kept yelling, Supporting Zhuang Wujing, he sighed and said, "Our ancestor Zhuang has been wronged! It's all our fault, how did we know that we brought back such an unvirtuous embryo to Zhuangzu! We are at fault! We are at fault !"

Speaking of excitement, she beat her chest and stamped her feet.

And the dull old man and young woman beside him also asked Zhuang Wujing nervously, "Zhuang Zu, what's wrong with you? If Zhuang Zu is in pain, you must tell us."

But Zhuang Wujing grabbed the dull old man and said: "Amu, I answered my wife according to your words, why did she still beat me? Did I miss something?"

I heard their conversation, so I knew that Zhuang Wujing's seemingly clear sophistry just now was taught by others, and it seemed that he was really stupid.

The old woman pointed at me and scolded: "I just poked a small hole in the outside window to watch. When I saw you punched our Zhuang Zu for the first time, I still held back and thought I don’t want to destroy your bridal chamber festivities, but I didn’t expect that you not only hit our Zhuang Zu with a ‘Kang Bang’, but also kicked him! You actually kicked our golden Zhuang Zu! This is not a life yet, if this is a life, our Zhuang Zu will not be beaten to death by you at night!"

I got a headache from her quarrel, and threatened in a cold voice: "If you don't take him out now, I will not only kick him, but also kill him!"

"It's terrible! It's terrible! Which daughter-in-law has you like this, ouch! Our farmer has committed a crime!" The old woman seemed to hear something big, and shouted heart-piercingly.

I am so annoyed that my body has not recovered. Although I am slowly recovering after eating the Snow Demon Neidan, after all, I was pierced by vines at that time, plus the series of accidents I suffered in Xuefeng Mountain, I have already passed away. This body was riddled with holes.

If I go back to the Yunting faction, Lin Chenxi and Mu Changfeng have told me what I have done, if they are against me, I will definitely not be able to protect myself right now, so why not... just take care of my body here.

Just when I was thinking about it, I felt my body tense, and then I realized that I was tied up tightly with a rope by the old woman and the old man. The old woman said: "Tonight, no matter what, You have to consummate your marriage with our Zhuang Zu."

I didn't expect that I would be caught by these country women. Today is different, I can't even break free from a rope. Thinking of this, I turned pale and said angrily to those three people: " Do you know who I am? How dare you treat me like this!"

The old woman put her waist on her waist and said in a nasty voice: "For a fairy like our Zhuangzu, even if you are Chang'e in the sky, as long as he likes, we have to tie him up!"

After she finished speaking, she pushed me, who was tightly bound, onto the bed, and said: "You also met Zhuang Zu at night, if you met Zhuang Zu during the day, you will feel better!"

What's the meaning?Is there any difference between Zhuang Wujing at night and Zhuang Wujing during the day?

I don't know why, just as I was about to ask, the old woman had already pulled Zhuang Wujing and whispered there, Zhuang Wujing nodded with a serious face, his attitude was more serious than explaining the fairy scriptures to many monks in the past .

I sneered and cursed, "Fool!"

"What are you talking about?" The young woman glared at me and raised her hand in a threatening manner.

I said again: "Fool!"

Really any cat or dog can bully me, right?Once I recover my cultivation, I will chop up all the owners of this dealer and feed them to the dogs.

The woman opened her eyes angrily, a slap was about to come down, but she stopped abruptly because Zhuang Wujing yelled "Stop!"

Although he can't see anything, his hearing is extremely sensitive.

Zhuang Wujing walked towards me, he groped, touched my arm with both hands and said: "Don't hit my wife. You all go out, I'm going to have a bridal chamber with my wife."

The old woman sighed again: "Our ancestor Zhuang is really a bodhisattva! How could such a god-like figure suffer such a catastrophe in this world?"

When it came to the emotional part, she wiped away her tears.I watched with cold eyes that this old woman switched these two faces at will. To me, she was a vicious hag, and to Zhuang Wujing, she was an ordinary old man with compassion.

The old woman wiped away her tears, and then took the other two out. Before leaving, she threatened me and asked me to take good care of Zhuang Zu.

Pooh!What an idiot!

At this moment, only Zhuang Wujing and I are left in the room, and I am firmly tied to Dahong’s wedding bed. If this Zhuang Wujing really wants to do something to me, I really want to say no to it every day. The ground is not working.

And those three people said they went out, maybe they were still hiding outside the door and secretly staring inside.

My mind turned, thinking that Zhuang Wujing is a fool now, as long as I coax him well, and follow the Zhuang family's obedient attitude to him, I am not afraid that someone will come to harm me.

Thinking like this, I lowered my voice and said gently: "Zhuang Wujing, come here, I have something to tell you."

But Zhuang Wujing ignored me, just sat next to me, playing with the knot tied with my red rope a little bored.

I called Zhuang Wujing a few more times, he was like an idiot, no, he was like an idiot who lost his soul, still indifferent.

The anger I tried to calm down burned again, I kicked his leg, and said angrily: "I called you, why did you ignore it?"

Only then did Zhuang Wujing come to his senses, rubbing his legs, and said, "Your name is clearly Zhuang Wujing...I'm not Zhuang Wujing..."

"Then what should I call you?" I really didn't have the patience to say something to him, and immediately said: "You tell the three people who are peeking outside under the window to leave immediately."

Zhuang Wujing did not answer the question, and repeated: "I am not called Zhuang Wujing."

In fact, there is no foolish expression on his face. On the contrary, his appearance is no different from the one I met at Lianhua Peak. He is as light as a lotus. Explain what the scriptures mean.

At this moment, he repeated that he was not Zhuang Wujing, as if he was correcting some great mistake.

I frowned slightly, I didn't want to entangle him endlessly, so I said: "Then what should I call you?"

He took it for granted, "Husband."

What?If it weren't for my hands being tied now, I would just give him a few punches to relieve my anger.

I spat: "Idiot!"

But Zhuang Wujing said: "They all say that you have to call me husband, and I will call you wife. If you don't call me, I won't listen to you."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and turned his back to me.

"You!" I didn't expect that a fool could make me speechless with anger, but no matter how angry I am, I can't do anything to him now.

I took a deep breath and asked again in a gentle voice, "Do you know what my husband means?"

Zhuang Wujing said: "Husband means husband."

Only then did I realize why I should bother with a fool, he doesn't know anything now, even if I call him my husband, so what, in the future, when I recover, I'll just kill him.

But even so, when I uttered the word "husband.", I still only felt a great humiliation.

Zhuang Wujing suddenly turned around and said with a smile: "If you call me husband, you are also my wife. I will listen to what my wife says."

After he finished speaking, he groped his way to the door, whispered something to the three of them outside, and after a while, he came back to me and said: "My husband got them all away."

Immediately I couldn't wait to say: "Quickly untie my rope!"

Zhuang Wujing didn't move, I said again: "Didn't you say that as long as I call your husband you will listen to me?"

Zhuang Wujing thought about something, and then said: "It's just that we still need a bridal chamber."

I didn't feel panicked at all. He is a fool who doesn't even know what a husband is. Such a fool still thinks about the bridal chamber. How does he know what the bridal chamber is? ! Why should I be afraid of him.

I told him, "Since you want to have a bridal chamber, then untie my rope, otherwise you won't be able to have a bridal chamber. I know you don't know what a bridal chamber is, so you listen to me and I will teach you."

Zhuang Wujing smiled lightly, and said: "Lady, come here, I'll tell you."

I leaned over and he whispered something softly in my ear.

In an instant, my ears turned red, and I immediately withdrew my body, cursing angrily: "/kinky/devil/sex/embryo!!"

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