After biting President Vinegar

The dining table is made of the cheapest board, the chandelier above the head is undecorated, and the windows are small, and they are squarely covered with a plain handmade cotton cloth.

Here is the cake, with birthday candles.

Yunzhi said, "It's time to make a wish!"

In the past, it was one thing to play tricks and accept congratulations at banquets, but it is another thing to be accompanied by Yun Zhi.It seemed that Shen Jinxun would never even celebrate his birthday. After Yunzhi played the birthday song twice, he realized that something had gone wrong.

"There is no ignition." Shen Jinxun said.

Neither of them smoked, and the store didn't put matches in it. In the end, Shen Jinxun lit the candle with the sparks from the gas stove, and then inserted it back into the cake.

24 years old is the year of birth.

Yun Zhi suddenly said: "It seems that the year of birth will be particularly bad, so be careful."

Shen Jinxun wanted to say that he didn't believe this statement, but Yun Zhi had just finished exhorting him when he received a call from someone else.

Yun Zhi put one hand on the cake plate, said with a smile, "Well, I'm going to take half a day off, and I'll come to you in advance when the time comes, and I'll treat you to breakfast."

Shen Jinxun: "..."

There are still four hours before the birth year, and he has already started to feel panicked.

"I'm with Xiao Jin now, it's his birthday today." Yun Zhi said.

He turned on the camera, showed Xue Fengshu the cake he bought, and then scanned Shen Jinxun's face.

Xue Fengshu said: "Wow, why does the birthday star look unhappy? Is it because the room is too deserted, and we need to call a few more people to have fun?"

In the low-definition picture, Shen Jinxun said: "Come and fight one by one."

"Do you want to eat? I'll bring it to you." Yun Zhi and Xue Feng said, "Anyway, I can't finish eating with him."

"Who says we can't finish eating." Shen Jinxun was depressed.

Then he said: "Didn't it be given to me? Why did you give it to someone else?"

Yunzhi muttered, "Birthday cakes are just for sharing."

Xue Fengshu pretended to be in pain on the opposite side of the screen: "Xiao Zhi, there is no way, a brother who is separated from his heart is like water poured out. All the good family members call me someone else."

Yun Zhi turned her head and looked at Shen Jinxun reproachfully, as if accusing him of being too indifferent to relatives and friends.

Shen Jinxun: "..."

Then Xue Fengshu said politely: "It's so late, it's inconvenient for you to travel, don't give it to me when you stay at home."

Watching his elder brother and Yun Zhi say a few nice words, behaved tenderly and considerately, with anticipation for the cake, Shen Jinxun felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, the guy finally said: "Or I'll come over."

Shen Jinxun couldn't sit still anymore, and said, "What are you doing here? Grandpa's company was acquired, not bankrupt. How can you really miss such a cake?"

"I'm not short of this, but you are short of a face-to-face sincere blessing."

Xue Feng finished his smooth tongue, and then asked tentatively: "Other people like to have a lively birthday, why are you so repulsive, do you want to live with Yunzhi?"

The term world of two is too intimate, Shen Jinxun couldn't handle it, and duplicity said that there was absolutely no such thing.

Since Xue Fengshu wanted to come over, Yunzhi thought the cake for five people was too much, so he asked if he should call Bai Qichi.

Shen Jinxun was depressed at first, but after thinking about it, Bai Qichi would have something to watch when he met Xue Fengshu, so he nodded in agreement without thinking.

"Don't tell him that Xue Fengshu is coming too." He played tricks.

Yun Zhi said, "He knows your brother?"

Shen Jinxun said: "It's really a wonderful encounter."

He choked on the secretary in the elevator, and deliberately said large-scale pornographic jokes in an attempt to cause the secretary's discomfort, and Xue Fengshu, who was standing behind, listened to the whole process.

Shen Jinxun thought to himself, instead of being awkward alone, it would be better to drag a vampire into the water by the way.

Yunzhi typed a few words to Bai Qichi and received a reply soon.

"Brother Bai is drinking with Lou Shuo, wait for Lou Shuo to bring him here."

Shen Jinxun was originally gloating, but now he shoots himself in the foot with a rock, feeling even more upset.

He couldn't be happy anymore and struggled: "I don't think there will be enough room for five people here..."

"Do you think it's small here?"

The whole house is not as big as my own bedroom, which is indeed quite small.

Shen Jinxun was afraid that he would be invited out after telling the truth, leaving the four of them to eat cake, and said hypocritically, "It's okay."

He looked around the living room and asked, "Are you used to living in it?"

Yunzhi said: "I wasn't used to it when I was in the basement, but now I'm used to it no matter what. Why do you ask this suddenly?"

Shen Jinxun said: "Just ask."

Although it is barely possible to live here, the conditions are not good after all. He wants Yunzhi to move to his side, but it is a bit awkward, and he can't open his mouth after thinking about it for a long time.

When the candles were burned out, Xue Fengshu drove downstairs and called Yunzhi, saying that he couldn't get a parking space after walking around here for several times.

If you don't cut the cake, the cream will melt.Yunzhi directed Shen Jinxun to drive, but Shen Jinxun reluctantly went downstairs, and came up with Xue Fengshu within 5 minutes.

"I am very familiar with the terrain here, and the parking is so smooth." Xue Fengshu said.

Shen Jinxun choked: "It didn't go very smoothly. It was the first time I drove a car with only one exhaust pipe, and I couldn't feel the presence of the engine."

Xue Fengshu sighed: "Oh, it's due to Tiro's business downturn. If the shareholders' dividends are more, I can also drive a luxury car every day like the second young master of the Shen family without heavy burdens."

"It's not bad if it didn't go bankrupt. You should be grateful to me for never leaving that broken company."

Although Shen Jinxun's face remained unchanged, Yunzhi remembered that he had just had a conflict with his family about the company issue, and mentioning Tiro at this time was just rubbing salt in the wound, and he tried hard to change the topic.

Two minutes later, Bai Qichi also came.

He was only told that there was a cake before, so he thought Yun Zhi was the birthday star.As soon as he entered, he saw Xue Fengshu first, and then Shen Jinxun, and was dumbfounded. He lowered his head and hid behind Lou Shuo.

He dodged his eyes and asked, "Is it really the little boss's birthday? His expression is more like an exaggerated one."

Shen Jinxun's mood has been ups and downs throughout the day, and now he is approaching a trough. Seeing Lou Shuo taking the initiative to strike up a conversation with Yunzhi, his mentality is about to explode.

"Why are the candles on it still engraved with love and love for a long time? It's for weddings." Lou Shuo said to Yun Zhi with a smile.

The style was chosen by the manager. I guess I only looked at the price, but I didn't pay attention to it. Most of this series is used for couples.

If it wasn't for Lou Shuo's reminder, Yun Zhi would not have noticed this detail, and only thought the cake pattern was very romantic.

He muttered: "Make do with it."

Shen Jinxun looked at Lou Shuo: "It doesn't matter if you treat this as attending a wedding."

Lou Shuo pulled out the chair, sat down gracefully across from Yun Zhi, and raised his chin slightly towards Shen Jinxun.

"I want to treat it as a blind date."

"It's a pity that you won't have a chance here. I suggest you sign up for Jiayuan's offline meeting a few more times." Shen Jinxun said.

Not knowing why they were going to get angry again, Yun Zhi quickly made a stop gesture.

There are exactly five chairs on the table next to the wall, no more, no less, but it does look a bit crowded.

Forced to be caught between Shen Jinxun and Xue Fengshu, Bai Qichi felt restless and urged to cut the cake quickly.

Going through the process again, when Shen Jinxun bent down to blow out the sparks, he felt that the scene was very strange.

Compared with being surrounded by a group of strange guests in the past, blessing him on the surface, but actually catering to the family power behind him, the current situation is even more disturbing.

Brothers who don't get in touch often, blood clans who are tit for tat, subordinates whose authority on the top floor was revoked by him, and bamboo horses whose second uncle hinted that he kept a distance...

Last year, if someone told him that he would spend his 24th birthday like this, he would never believe it.

Now that it was actually happening, he felt absurd in his heart, and he also had a kind of satisfaction that he couldn't ignore.

The latter comes from Yunzhi.

"I want to eat that piece of dark chocolate." Yunzhi said.

Lou Shuo held the fork and wanted to help pass it over. As soon as he picked up the chocolate, Shen Jinxun shoveled the piece from his own cake and put it on Yunzhi's plate.

He said naturally, "It happens that I don't like sweets."

"Why did you buy such an expensive cake? I remember that this one cost nearly [-] yuan." Bai Qi asked lately, "Did Yunzhi pay for it?"

Yun Zhi secretly glanced at Lou Shuo, then glanced at Shen Jinxun and said, "Forget it, that's it."

"It's been a long time since I was 25, and it's a bit fresh to see these things," Bai Qichi said.

His physical condition also remained at that year, young and energetic, and he did not gradually decline like a human being in the following long years.

Life will eventually end, and the blood race will also slowly age, but relatively speaking, they can afford the word "eternal life".

While chewing slowly, he turned his head to look at the person on the right.

"The boss seems to be in low spirits. Does he think the atmosphere is not good enough?"

For Shen Jinxun, who was eating the New Year's Eve dinner alone in his new home, deserted and quiet is the norm in life, and the noise has already made his ears hurt.

He gave face: "No."

Bai Qichi said: "Then why do you keep looking at my assistant without moving your eyes? It seems that you are very impatient with us."

After the words fell, Shen Jinxun felt Xue Fengshu's gaze fall on him meaningfully.

Even though Xue Fengshu didn't join in the booing, he always had a premonition that the little thing he was hiding was easily seen through.

"There are so many cakes left, let's play a little game." Bai Qichi crossed his fingers and rested his chin lightly on them.

Rock paper scissors, whoever loses will tell the truth, or be smashed with a piece of cream.

This behavior of wasting food was strongly opposed by Yun Zhi, but after he won several rounds, he unconsciously indulged in it.

Yun Zhi smiled while rubbing cream on Shen Jinxun's face, "Xiao Jin, why are you so unlucky?"

Shen Jinxun lost several rounds in a row, his face was blossoming, and he deeply realized that his natal year would indeed be unlucky.

It's just the beginning, why is it already so difficult?

There is a heartless bamboo horse on the stall, and it is extraordinarily lucky to play boxing games.

After a while, Yunzhi's body was clean, and he touched two lumps of blush cream on his cheeks, and three white cat whiskers on the left and right.

"The wind and the wind take turns, aren't you afraid that you've committed too many crimes and can't afford it?" Shen Jinxun asked.

Holding the cake plate, Yun Zhi said without any scruples, "What's wrong? I'll give you a stamp."

Shen Jinxun: "..."

He didn't want to play the truth-telling game, so he could only be pressed head-on by Butter several times.

In the end, he really couldn't bear the sweet and greasy smell at the tip of his nose, so he compromised: "Speak the truth, tell the truth."

Xue Fengshu said: "Really? You can't change your decision later."

Shen Jinxun thought that there was nothing to change, opened the question generator on his phone, and picked one at random.

——When was the last time you masturbated?

"It's too young to ask, let's change it." Shen Jinxun said to himself, "Why is the scale so big?"

The page jumps, and a line of words is displayed again.

——Among the people present, who do you have the most sexual impulse towards?

Shen Jinxun thought, is this a fucking birthday or death day?

"There are only three things." Xue Fengshu reminded.

Bai Qichi said: "These two are too easy to answer! If it were me, I would die of joy!"

He didn't know Shen Jinxun well, but he felt that Shen Jinxun would definitely choose the second answer, and mocked: "Everyone here is not enough to make me hard."

However, he guessed completely wrong.

Shen Jinxun reported a date, which to others was just an ordinary time, meaningless, but Yunzhi wanted to flip the table when he heard it.

Co-author, did you play pornography in my bed that morning? ?

He glanced at Shen Jinxun resentfully, thinking that his sheets needed to be washed again.

After staring for less than half a second, he lowered his head and played with his fingers again.

What happened to Shen Jinxun on the bed? It was probably because he had a comfortable sleep after he left, and then the normal phenomenon in the morning happened.

I am much more than Shen Jinxun, I dreamed of him, and then reacted to him.

... Weak, guilty, hard to say.

After the show ended, Yunzhi sent Xue Fengshu downstairs, watched him back out the car with only one exhaust pipe and drive away, and then go upstairs slowly.

Shen Jinxun was the only one left in the room, he said awkwardly, "Aren't you leaving?"

Shen Jinxun turned to look at him, holding a cake box tray filled with leftover cream.

Unlike the one Yunzhi used before, the plate Yunzhi eats is only the size of a palm, and the one he is holding is bigger than his face.

He said darkly, "What do you think?"

Yunzhi took half a step back and asked for help: "Someone abused rare species!"

"White-eyed wolf is a rare species?"

Not allowing him to escape, the back of his neck was pinched and he slipped back, closing the door behind his back.

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It was firmly tied to the chair, and Shen Jinxun had discovered the half of the tie that he secretly picked up, and used it to tie his wrist backwards.

Shen Jinxun usually let him fight and fight, but if it is serious, Yunzhi is no match at all.

Three times, five divisions and two divisions, he was neatly cleaned up.

Yun Zhi said, "I'm sorry, Xiao Jin."

There was still the cream on the other party's face that he had painted when he was carried away. Shen Jinxun couldn't listen to his reason, so he stretched out his fingers and dipped some melted cream on his face.

The squishy white solid is a bit soft, and it spreads in a liquid state with a little force.

Sweet aroma with hints of rose and lychee.

"What did you write?" Yun Zhi asked.

His bangs were pulled up, revealing his smooth forehead, and he wrote three letters carelessly.

After guessing what the three letters were through the movements of his fingertips, he fluttered twice in frustration.

It is written pig.

"After eating my table full of Cantonese tea, what's wrong with calling you this?" Shen Jinxun smiled viciously.

He said, "Pigs don't eat as much as you do."

Yun Zhi was annoyed: "If you don't let me go, I'm going to scream!"

At this point in time, the resident was about to fall asleep, and the nearest upstairs neighbor might not be asleep, but he probably didn't dare to get involved in this matter.

Shen Jinxun said: "Shout, no one will pay attention to you when you shout."

After he finished speaking, he thought that this sentence sounded a little funny, and changed the phrase: "Look at you, how fast the retribution comes."

The original model was painted with three cat whiskers, and he held up the tray and said, "I'll give you a stamp too."

Yun Zhi: "..."

In fact, Shen Jinxun was just trying to scare him, and didn't really intend to stamp it.

However, the lump of cream on it was too big, and it fell down due to inertia, slid along Yunzhi's chin to the neckline, and then sank along the neckline.

Being brushed against his chest by the cream, Yunzhi kicked his legs: "Shen Jinxun!"

His wrist kept trying to break free from the tie, because Shen Jinxun was afraid of his pain and didn't tie it too tightly, so he really untied it with brute force in a hurry.

Seeing that Yun Zhi grabbed the tray and was about to copy it towards him, Shen Jinxun hurriedly hid in the toilet, but Yun Zhi followed closely behind.

Determining that she would not dare to slam the door for fear of pinching his hand, Yun Zhi supported the door frame of the toilet with one hand, and squeezed into the narrow bathroom along the small gap.

"Your retribution is faster than mine." Yun Zhi said arrogantly before he succeeded in revenge.

Shen Jinxun thought to himself, you are my cause and effect.

The cause sown in the first 18 years will bear fruit four years later.

He was forced to a corner, and raised his hand to pick up the shower head, intending to scare Yunzhi.

But when the switch was pressed, no water came out from the nozzle in their hands, and the fixed shower above their heads suddenly poured cold water.

The cream on Yunzhi's face was smeared, and water got into his eyes, causing stinging pain, which made him stagger forward regardless of the situation under his feet.

Fortunately, Shen Jinxun supported him in time, and he was not surprised and did not fall.

The cold water heated up and turned into hot water, and white steam filled the air.

His silk shirt was soaked, and the hand-embroidered light silver patterns on the shirt stuck to his body, which were big stroked begonias.

The pattern is not very obvious, and it is looming under the warm yellow light in the bathroom, refracting a thin light.

Therefore, the thin shoulders add a bit of beauty, and the breath fluctuates, like flower petals swaying in the wind.

The water-soaked fabric was close to the skin, from the shoulders to the waist, the silhouette was delicate and slender, so beautiful that no flaws could be picked out.

"You can let go." Yun Zhi said.

He was supported by Shen Jinxun's arms, his whole body was light and soft, like a boneless cat.

"I can't treat you like the little Jin from before." He muttered, "Sliding so fast, I can't catch up with you."

"What was it like before?"

He looked up at Shen Jinxun, and met his eyes suddenly.

Those peach blossom eyes are full of affection even if they don't smile, as gentle as the cherry blossoms in the night.

Yun Zhi suddenly looked away, for example: "It's a bit childish to pretend to close the door to pinch my hand, or snatch the cake plate, anyway, it's not like it is now."

The more he talked, the more he felt confused, and Yunzhi couldn't describe his current feeling clearly.

It wasn't like this when they got along...

"Well." Shen Jinxun said, "After so long, how can it be the same as before? Don't worry about that childish Xiaojin, if you find it annoying, don't remember it again."

Under Yun Zhi's suspicious gaze, he put his palms on Yun Zhi's side face, rubbed the cream with his thumb, which made Yun Zhi tremble.

There are thin calluses on the fingers, which are the imprints left by holding a pen and writing all the year round.

He said, "You'd better just think of me as a man in front of you."

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