After biting President Vinegar
Chapter 25
Yunzhi shivered, and was both angry and laughing at this sentence.
Even though there was no light on his side, he covered the lens with his hand.
"Xiao Jin, have you noticed..." He wondered, "There is a little grayish white thing shaking around my side."
Shen Jinxun was also very embarrassed: "This is called too low pixel."
Yun Zhi curled her lips and continued to think wildly.
If he only knew that there had been emotional disputes here, that there were sequelae of drug abortion, that there was a suicide attempt lawsuit, and that he had been featured in local newspapers, he wouldn't think too much about it.
But as soon as the bluffed words were said, I couldn't help thinking about it in the middle of the night, and I became more and more afraid alone.
As soon as I closed my eyes, I wondered whether the aborted fetus would knock on my bed.
Yun Zhi didn't dare to get out of the bed, and said, "I feel something moving underneath."
Shen Jinxun said, "Don't scare yourself."
"My charger is on the dining table, and I dare not go out to get it." Yunzhi said, "It's so far away."
A small house of thirty square meters was a few steps away, but he was too panicked to move.
"How much power is left?"
"30.00%, the electric board of this mobile phone is not good, and it may be exhausted after a while."
After Yunzhi finished speaking, he was worried: "The report said that the girl invited someone to do the ritual, and when the two sides went to court, the boy was required to pay this part of the money... Do you think the monk is reliable? The soul of the fetus should be successfully rescued." right?"
Shen Jinxun said speechlessly: "I can do this too, you transfer me 200 yuan, and I will chant spells for you to exorcise evil spirits remotely."
"Do you know?"
"Of course, taught in college."
Then Yunzhi dubiously called him a hundred yuan, and said, "The money is all used to pay the rent, and there is only so much now. How did you learn this when you studied finance?"
Shen Jinxun opened the red envelope: "The teacher will teach us how to get the idiot to hand over the wallet obediently."
Yunzhi felt cheated: "You give me back the money."
"It's confiscated. Children who play with feudal superstitions should be treated like uncles and aunts who buy health care products, and strictly control the money at hand." Shen Jinxun said.
Yunzhi was just worried before, but now he has become poor, and he is so angry that he is throwing himself under the covers.
Accusing Shen Jinxun of lying again, and explaining that he didn't mess around, he was exhausted from making trouble.It's a pity that Shen Jinxun's heart seems to be made of stone, and he refuses to let go of his refund.
He turned to complaining: "The voice-activated light outside the door is broken, and the faucet in the toilet keeps dripping, and it can't be turned off. It always makes people feel ghostly."
"You seem to have forgotten one important point. You are obviously a ghost." Shen Jinxun couldn't listen anymore.
As a vampire, Yunzhi selectively ignores her true identity, refuses to listen to Shen Jinxun's reminder, and immerses herself in the horror movie she imagined.
He muttered: "Anyway, the money has already been given, and I will do my best. If there is something evil, the wrongdoer has a debtor, and go find the one who took the money and didn't do anything."
Shen Jinxun said: "Have you found the wrong person? Shouldn't you be cheating on the emotionally irresponsible scumbag?"
Yun Zhi said: "You also lied to me that you are not responsible for your feelings, and you won't even refund the money."
He spoke as if he was a poor little person who was ruthlessly thrown away after being eaten up, and his tone was a little bit aggrieved.
It made people feel itchy, and they wanted to bully him again.
"Oh, that's right. I forgot to tell you that your birthmark is very cute." Shen Jinxun said, "I saw it just now."
There is a birthmark on Yunzhi's inner thigh, which is very small.
When he was changing the pants of the drunken Yun Zhi, he accidentally caught a glimpse of him, and restrained his upbringing so he didn't take advantage of her danger, so he restrained himself from looking away.
This time Yunzhi hid under the bed with his mobile phone, and the camera pointed directly at that patch of skin. He had no chance to avoid it, and saw a bright flash of color in the blink of an eye.
It's red, and it's extraordinarily bright on fair skin.
But Yunzhi was stunned, remembering that the location of her birthmark was very secret, and it would reach the middle of her legs if she went up, she couldn't help her cheeks getting hot.
He said, "It's not cute at all!"
In fact, it's really cute, the line of the birthmark is a bit curved, like a kitten's upturned tail.
Just as he didn't know how to continue talking to Shen Jinxun, a power shortage warning popped up on his phone.
"There is still 15.00% of the battery left." He used this to change the subject, "God, if I don't charge it, I will lose contact."
Hearing his nostalgic tone, Shen Jinxun was puzzled: "You are so inseparable from your mobile phone, how did you say you disconnected from the Internet a few years ago?"
During the few years when he was studying abroad, Yunzhi canceled his frequently used social accounts, and they never communicated online.He asked before, but Yunzhi prevaricated by saying "stay away from the noisy online world".
At that time, Shen Jinxun had just finished a semester of college life. When he entered the door, he was told that Yunzhi had dropped out of school, and then he heard that Yunzhi slept in the attic every day. He thought that the way he opened his home was wrong.
At that time, he threw several questions to Yunzhi, seeing that Yunzhi was perfunctory and passive, obviously he didn't want to talk to him, so he stopped fighting.
Now Yun Zhi's attitude is much more natural, and he replied, "That's to concentrate on painting."
Shen Jinxun probed: "I thought you were saving phone bills for my second uncle."
"The word saving isn't in the dictionary of your Shen family, don't let it go." Yun Zhi said.
Turning on the video of this brand-name machine is a disaster. Let alone the picture, sometimes the speech will get stuck.He couldn't take it anymore and cut into the voice call.
This is the end of the topic related to the past, he reported the current battery level: "Ten percent."
Shen Jinxun said, "Have the curtains been drawn?"
Yunzhi looked at the moonlight shining through the railing of the security window, casting shadows on the ground.The lights are warm and bright, and there is a familiar voice in my ear asking myself, and the hanging heart is slightly relieved.
He didn't understand why Shen Jinxun asked this, and thought there was something particular about it.
He said, "No."
"Put on your pants and go get the charger."
Yunzhi: "..."
"I can wear it if I want to, and I won't wear it if I don't want to!" He said angrily.
"In case someone on the opposite side is looking at the moon, and looking at your leg, are you embarrassed?"
At first, he didn't think too much about it, but after being told by Shen Jinxun, Yunzhi became a little concerned.
He looked out of the window, the building was pitch-black, and all the lights had been turned off for a long time to go to sleep. How could such a thing as Shen Jinxun hypothesized happen.
He was so angry that he raised an argument: "Normal people are polite, who would look at it?"
Shen Jinxun said: "Yes, but sometimes when you hold the phone still, there will be a pair of legs dangling impolitely on the screen."
Yunzhi thought to herself, always felt that she had been taken advantage of several times.
"Xiao Jin, I still don't dare to go." He didn't care about it.
As soon as the voice fell, the phone turned off automatically when it ran out of power.
Now Yun Zhi dared not leave the bed even more, the quilt on her body was like a safety barrier, and she would be in danger if she lifted it.
Yunzhi made several psychological hints to herself, trying to go outside to get back the charger in one go, but all failed at the step of wearing slippers.
Sleeping and unable to sleep, he lay with his eyes open for a long time.
In fear, his senses became very sharp, he heard footsteps in the corridor, he paced up slowly, and stopped on his own floor.
Yunzhi couldn't help holding his breath, and waited for a long time before the door opened, feeling that this person might not be his neighbor.
... There is also a certain possibility that it is not even human.
Thinking of this, the vampire terrified himself.
Immediately afterwards, there was a knock on the door of the rented house, his scalp went numb for a while, and he squeezed a corner of the quilt tightly.
Whether it's a human or a ghost, being knocked on the door in the middle of the night is scary enough.
Seeing that there was no movement, the door was knocked several times.He bit the bullet and said, "No takeaway!"
Although Shen Jinxun was disgusting half an hour ago, he can't help but think of him now.
The relationship between bamboo horses for more than ten years is not a bubble at all, which is enough to make me choose Shen Jinxun reflexively in a panic, even though Shen Jinxun often plays tricks.
"Do you still want to eat takeaway?"
After Yunzhi recognized the voice of the person outside the door, she breathed a sigh of relief, and then, not afraid of how dangerous the world outside the bed was, she put on her slippers and went to open the door.
Seeing Shen Jinxun covering his eyes with his hands, he asked, "What are you doing?"
Shen Jinxun said: "Be polite."
Yun Zhi was pleasantly surprised by his sudden appearance, and stretched out her hand to pull him in: "I'm well dressed!"
It was late, Shen Jinxun picked up the charger on the table and went to Yunzhi's room to help plug in the phone.
Yun Zhi said: "Do you want to stay here overnight?"
"Is this small bed eligible for overnight stay?" Shen Jinxun seemed disgusted.
Yun Zhi pursed her lips and was struggling with how to answer the conversation, when the person who doubted the conditions was already sitting on the bed, naturally testing the softness of the bed board.
Yunzhi: "..."
From childhood to today, this second young master still has a familiar arrogance in his bones.
What is said must be understood in reverse.
He didn't care about Shen Jinxun's distaste for integrity, so he found a loose-fitting short-sleeve and asked someone to change it into pajamas.
After Shen Jinxun finished changing, he stood where he was and didn't go to bed.
He said, "No pants?"
The atmosphere was a bit awkward, Yunzhi said that he had searched the cabinets, but there was really nothing suitable.
To prevent Yunzhi from deliberately digging a hole, Shen Jinxun searched for it himself for a while, but ended in failure.
"There's a pair of trousers that might fit, they're in that bag." Yun Zhi pointed out, "Almost every size is available."
Shen Jinxun took a look, those were the underwear he bought for Yunzhi, and Fate went around and found them in his hands.
The one that fits my size happens not to be a sexy one, and the style is very ordinary.
"Although there are no pajama pants, wearing two layers of underwear should also bring some sense of security."
As Yun Zhi said so, only half of his face was exposed under the quilt, his aura-filled eyes narrowed with a smile, like a kitten who finally got his way.
Seeing Yunzhi gloating, Shen Jinxun wondered in his heart.
He thought, the man sleeping next to you wears so little clothes, you are the one who feels insecure, why did you comfort me in turn?
Feng Shui took turns, and Yunzhi jumped for joy in this dramatic reversal. He didn't feel unsafe at all, and even enthusiastically patted the empty seat next to him.
He invited: "Don't procrastinate, the curtains have been drawn, don't be afraid that someone is watching the moon on the opposite side, and watching your legs."
Shen Jinxun: "..."
He couldn't do something as stupid as wearing two layers of underwear, so he just slept next to Yun Zhi.
The bed is a bit small, and couples may not find it too narrow, and they can sleep happily in clusters.But for both of them, there was nowhere to put their arms and legs.
After adjusting several postures, I was not satisfied. I almost got into a fight when I grabbed the quilt in the middle of the night, so I could only make do with it and sleep.
Waking up early the next morning, Shen Jinxun looked down at the leg on his body, gnashing his teeth no matter what he saw.
...something else is wrong.
After Shen Jinxun noticed it, he just wanted to get up and go to the bathroom, but Yun Zhi was inevitably disturbed.
Yun Zhi woke up in a daze, and unconsciously dawdled against Shen Jinxun a few times, as if she wanted to stay in bed and play coquettishly to delay time.
Shen Jinxun said hoarsely, "Don't move."
Yunzhi didn't know what the tension was under the quilt, but simply felt that Shen Jinxun's voice had become low and his face was a little stiff, so he put his hand on the other's forehead.
He blinked and asked, "Why does it sound a bit weird, did you catch a cold last night?"
"Doctor Yun, my illness is not above." Shen Jinxun held his wrist.
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Even though there was no light on his side, he covered the lens with his hand.
"Xiao Jin, have you noticed..." He wondered, "There is a little grayish white thing shaking around my side."
Shen Jinxun was also very embarrassed: "This is called too low pixel."
Yun Zhi curled her lips and continued to think wildly.
If he only knew that there had been emotional disputes here, that there were sequelae of drug abortion, that there was a suicide attempt lawsuit, and that he had been featured in local newspapers, he wouldn't think too much about it.
But as soon as the bluffed words were said, I couldn't help thinking about it in the middle of the night, and I became more and more afraid alone.
As soon as I closed my eyes, I wondered whether the aborted fetus would knock on my bed.
Yun Zhi didn't dare to get out of the bed, and said, "I feel something moving underneath."
Shen Jinxun said, "Don't scare yourself."
"My charger is on the dining table, and I dare not go out to get it." Yunzhi said, "It's so far away."
A small house of thirty square meters was a few steps away, but he was too panicked to move.
"How much power is left?"
"30.00%, the electric board of this mobile phone is not good, and it may be exhausted after a while."
After Yunzhi finished speaking, he was worried: "The report said that the girl invited someone to do the ritual, and when the two sides went to court, the boy was required to pay this part of the money... Do you think the monk is reliable? The soul of the fetus should be successfully rescued." right?"
Shen Jinxun said speechlessly: "I can do this too, you transfer me 200 yuan, and I will chant spells for you to exorcise evil spirits remotely."
"Do you know?"
"Of course, taught in college."
Then Yunzhi dubiously called him a hundred yuan, and said, "The money is all used to pay the rent, and there is only so much now. How did you learn this when you studied finance?"
Shen Jinxun opened the red envelope: "The teacher will teach us how to get the idiot to hand over the wallet obediently."
Yunzhi felt cheated: "You give me back the money."
"It's confiscated. Children who play with feudal superstitions should be treated like uncles and aunts who buy health care products, and strictly control the money at hand." Shen Jinxun said.
Yunzhi was just worried before, but now he has become poor, and he is so angry that he is throwing himself under the covers.
Accusing Shen Jinxun of lying again, and explaining that he didn't mess around, he was exhausted from making trouble.It's a pity that Shen Jinxun's heart seems to be made of stone, and he refuses to let go of his refund.
He turned to complaining: "The voice-activated light outside the door is broken, and the faucet in the toilet keeps dripping, and it can't be turned off. It always makes people feel ghostly."
"You seem to have forgotten one important point. You are obviously a ghost." Shen Jinxun couldn't listen anymore.
As a vampire, Yunzhi selectively ignores her true identity, refuses to listen to Shen Jinxun's reminder, and immerses herself in the horror movie she imagined.
He muttered: "Anyway, the money has already been given, and I will do my best. If there is something evil, the wrongdoer has a debtor, and go find the one who took the money and didn't do anything."
Shen Jinxun said: "Have you found the wrong person? Shouldn't you be cheating on the emotionally irresponsible scumbag?"
Yun Zhi said: "You also lied to me that you are not responsible for your feelings, and you won't even refund the money."
He spoke as if he was a poor little person who was ruthlessly thrown away after being eaten up, and his tone was a little bit aggrieved.
It made people feel itchy, and they wanted to bully him again.
"Oh, that's right. I forgot to tell you that your birthmark is very cute." Shen Jinxun said, "I saw it just now."
There is a birthmark on Yunzhi's inner thigh, which is very small.
When he was changing the pants of the drunken Yun Zhi, he accidentally caught a glimpse of him, and restrained his upbringing so he didn't take advantage of her danger, so he restrained himself from looking away.
This time Yunzhi hid under the bed with his mobile phone, and the camera pointed directly at that patch of skin. He had no chance to avoid it, and saw a bright flash of color in the blink of an eye.
It's red, and it's extraordinarily bright on fair skin.
But Yunzhi was stunned, remembering that the location of her birthmark was very secret, and it would reach the middle of her legs if she went up, she couldn't help her cheeks getting hot.
He said, "It's not cute at all!"
In fact, it's really cute, the line of the birthmark is a bit curved, like a kitten's upturned tail.
Just as he didn't know how to continue talking to Shen Jinxun, a power shortage warning popped up on his phone.
"There is still 15.00% of the battery left." He used this to change the subject, "God, if I don't charge it, I will lose contact."
Hearing his nostalgic tone, Shen Jinxun was puzzled: "You are so inseparable from your mobile phone, how did you say you disconnected from the Internet a few years ago?"
During the few years when he was studying abroad, Yunzhi canceled his frequently used social accounts, and they never communicated online.He asked before, but Yunzhi prevaricated by saying "stay away from the noisy online world".
At that time, Shen Jinxun had just finished a semester of college life. When he entered the door, he was told that Yunzhi had dropped out of school, and then he heard that Yunzhi slept in the attic every day. He thought that the way he opened his home was wrong.
At that time, he threw several questions to Yunzhi, seeing that Yunzhi was perfunctory and passive, obviously he didn't want to talk to him, so he stopped fighting.
Now Yun Zhi's attitude is much more natural, and he replied, "That's to concentrate on painting."
Shen Jinxun probed: "I thought you were saving phone bills for my second uncle."
"The word saving isn't in the dictionary of your Shen family, don't let it go." Yun Zhi said.
Turning on the video of this brand-name machine is a disaster. Let alone the picture, sometimes the speech will get stuck.He couldn't take it anymore and cut into the voice call.
This is the end of the topic related to the past, he reported the current battery level: "Ten percent."
Shen Jinxun said, "Have the curtains been drawn?"
Yunzhi looked at the moonlight shining through the railing of the security window, casting shadows on the ground.The lights are warm and bright, and there is a familiar voice in my ear asking myself, and the hanging heart is slightly relieved.
He didn't understand why Shen Jinxun asked this, and thought there was something particular about it.
He said, "No."
"Put on your pants and go get the charger."
Yunzhi: "..."
"I can wear it if I want to, and I won't wear it if I don't want to!" He said angrily.
"In case someone on the opposite side is looking at the moon, and looking at your leg, are you embarrassed?"
At first, he didn't think too much about it, but after being told by Shen Jinxun, Yunzhi became a little concerned.
He looked out of the window, the building was pitch-black, and all the lights had been turned off for a long time to go to sleep. How could such a thing as Shen Jinxun hypothesized happen.
He was so angry that he raised an argument: "Normal people are polite, who would look at it?"
Shen Jinxun said: "Yes, but sometimes when you hold the phone still, there will be a pair of legs dangling impolitely on the screen."
Yunzhi thought to herself, always felt that she had been taken advantage of several times.
"Xiao Jin, I still don't dare to go." He didn't care about it.
As soon as the voice fell, the phone turned off automatically when it ran out of power.
Now Yun Zhi dared not leave the bed even more, the quilt on her body was like a safety barrier, and she would be in danger if she lifted it.
Yunzhi made several psychological hints to herself, trying to go outside to get back the charger in one go, but all failed at the step of wearing slippers.
Sleeping and unable to sleep, he lay with his eyes open for a long time.
In fear, his senses became very sharp, he heard footsteps in the corridor, he paced up slowly, and stopped on his own floor.
Yunzhi couldn't help holding his breath, and waited for a long time before the door opened, feeling that this person might not be his neighbor.
... There is also a certain possibility that it is not even human.
Thinking of this, the vampire terrified himself.
Immediately afterwards, there was a knock on the door of the rented house, his scalp went numb for a while, and he squeezed a corner of the quilt tightly.
Whether it's a human or a ghost, being knocked on the door in the middle of the night is scary enough.
Seeing that there was no movement, the door was knocked several times.He bit the bullet and said, "No takeaway!"
Although Shen Jinxun was disgusting half an hour ago, he can't help but think of him now.
The relationship between bamboo horses for more than ten years is not a bubble at all, which is enough to make me choose Shen Jinxun reflexively in a panic, even though Shen Jinxun often plays tricks.
"Do you still want to eat takeaway?"
After Yunzhi recognized the voice of the person outside the door, she breathed a sigh of relief, and then, not afraid of how dangerous the world outside the bed was, she put on her slippers and went to open the door.
Seeing Shen Jinxun covering his eyes with his hands, he asked, "What are you doing?"
Shen Jinxun said: "Be polite."
Yun Zhi was pleasantly surprised by his sudden appearance, and stretched out her hand to pull him in: "I'm well dressed!"
It was late, Shen Jinxun picked up the charger on the table and went to Yunzhi's room to help plug in the phone.
Yun Zhi said: "Do you want to stay here overnight?"
"Is this small bed eligible for overnight stay?" Shen Jinxun seemed disgusted.
Yun Zhi pursed her lips and was struggling with how to answer the conversation, when the person who doubted the conditions was already sitting on the bed, naturally testing the softness of the bed board.
Yunzhi: "..."
From childhood to today, this second young master still has a familiar arrogance in his bones.
What is said must be understood in reverse.
He didn't care about Shen Jinxun's distaste for integrity, so he found a loose-fitting short-sleeve and asked someone to change it into pajamas.
After Shen Jinxun finished changing, he stood where he was and didn't go to bed.
He said, "No pants?"
The atmosphere was a bit awkward, Yunzhi said that he had searched the cabinets, but there was really nothing suitable.
To prevent Yunzhi from deliberately digging a hole, Shen Jinxun searched for it himself for a while, but ended in failure.
"There's a pair of trousers that might fit, they're in that bag." Yun Zhi pointed out, "Almost every size is available."
Shen Jinxun took a look, those were the underwear he bought for Yunzhi, and Fate went around and found them in his hands.
The one that fits my size happens not to be a sexy one, and the style is very ordinary.
"Although there are no pajama pants, wearing two layers of underwear should also bring some sense of security."
As Yun Zhi said so, only half of his face was exposed under the quilt, his aura-filled eyes narrowed with a smile, like a kitten who finally got his way.
Seeing Yunzhi gloating, Shen Jinxun wondered in his heart.
He thought, the man sleeping next to you wears so little clothes, you are the one who feels insecure, why did you comfort me in turn?
Feng Shui took turns, and Yunzhi jumped for joy in this dramatic reversal. He didn't feel unsafe at all, and even enthusiastically patted the empty seat next to him.
He invited: "Don't procrastinate, the curtains have been drawn, don't be afraid that someone is watching the moon on the opposite side, and watching your legs."
Shen Jinxun: "..."
He couldn't do something as stupid as wearing two layers of underwear, so he just slept next to Yun Zhi.
The bed is a bit small, and couples may not find it too narrow, and they can sleep happily in clusters.But for both of them, there was nowhere to put their arms and legs.
After adjusting several postures, I was not satisfied. I almost got into a fight when I grabbed the quilt in the middle of the night, so I could only make do with it and sleep.
Waking up early the next morning, Shen Jinxun looked down at the leg on his body, gnashing his teeth no matter what he saw.
...something else is wrong.
After Shen Jinxun noticed it, he just wanted to get up and go to the bathroom, but Yun Zhi was inevitably disturbed.
Yun Zhi woke up in a daze, and unconsciously dawdled against Shen Jinxun a few times, as if she wanted to stay in bed and play coquettishly to delay time.
Shen Jinxun said hoarsely, "Don't move."
Yunzhi didn't know what the tension was under the quilt, but simply felt that Shen Jinxun's voice had become low and his face was a little stiff, so he put his hand on the other's forehead.
He blinked and asked, "Why does it sound a bit weird, did you catch a cold last night?"
"Doctor Yun, my illness is not above." Shen Jinxun held his wrist.
The author has something to say: repeating the red envelope
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