Concentrate

"It's late at night, can't you sleep well without making noise?" Xun Zeni ran downstairs in pajamas and slippers, getting angry. Every day when everyone was sleeping, they would start the midnight show, and after the cross talk, they would practice martial arts.

"Look at my black tiger digging out my heart!"

"Wuson beats a tiger!"

"White cranes have bright wings!"

"Square dancing!"

"you win."

Leaf with leaf, branch with branch, friction and confrontation, fierce wind, Xun Yan thought it was a force eight gale through the glass.

After the move, it was a pure verbal battle. One said, I can hit two of you, and the other said that I can hit ten of you.In this kind of refutation, which is itself a paradox, the number of winning opponents changes from an arithmetic progression to a geometric progression, and then from the earth to the universe, and finally to chaos. It belongs to whom.

Since Di Shu was brought back, this phenomenon has become more and more serious. On this day, he finally couldn't take it anymore: Why should I live with my drink and bring friends back to have a party? ? ?

"Hi," Qian Cheng's branches and leaves scratched a flower, and the fragrance diffused, "This is not cultivating immortals, who doesn't work overtime. Go to bed at two o'clock in the middle of the night. After ten years, you will have to cultivate much less than others. "

"Yes." Pirates took over the conversation, and as soon as he spoke, the graceful flowers bloomed in the night, layer upon layer, and the fragrance hit people, "Bitterness is a little bit bitter, but only when you eat bitterness can you add flowers to flowers." Well."

The aroma of the scheming peony reached Xun Yan's nose, and some irritated emotions calmed down in the cold moonlight. Thinking about other people's cultivation of immortality, it was similar to a human child preparing for the college entrance examination. Annoyed or a little annoyed, he went back to sleep after saying a few words Well, at worst, buy a pair of earplugs tomorrow.

Just as he was about to turn around and go back to the house, Di Shu let out a long breath.When he arrived in the yard, after the peonies explained to him, he began to grow wildly, shaking his beautiful and thick leaves every day.No, after sucking in the moonlight for a while, he twisted the fat and tender plants, pulled himself out of the soil, then moved the roots to get water under the faucet to drink, and moved back when he was full.

When he met Xun Yan, he was quite surprised, and he was still awake at that time. Seeing the bruises in front of his eyes, Di Shu tilted his head, and after a while, he plucked a leaf from his body: "I'll eat it for you."

Xun Yan took it and put it in his mouth. After eating, he was taken aback: What was I doing just now! ? (#Д) No, I have to quickly check whether it is poisonous or not!

As a result, the biological clock quickly took over his brain.Wriggled like a bug to the bedroom upstairs, fell asleep on the bed with a "bang".

The sound also scared the three flower spirits.

Dishu, Pirates, Qiancheng: "???"

Dishu: "Let me go and have a look."

As soon as Qiancheng heard that he wanted to go upstairs, he happily jumped in from the balcony first, followed by Dishu and Pirate Ye.

Chijo: "Hi, I'm fine."

Di Shu jumped onto the bed, the branches pulled up the corners of the quilt, and helped Xun Yan cover it bit by bit.

"Let's go."

A house and a bed of sludge are left.

The three goblins gathered their roots, hung down small flowers, and stood obediently in a row in front of the air-dried sheets and quilt covers.

Pirates: "True, true, true."

Di Shu: "We will pay attention next time."

Speaking of this, Xun Yan felt embarrassed. Di Shu did nothing wrong. He was afraid that he would help him cover the quilt with good intentions when he was freezing, and he planned to blame him before. How embarrassing.

"Then, remember to wipe your feet clean next time or call me."

The three goblins bloomed neatly: "I know, I know." Even Di Shu's frequency was rarely synchronized.

"Uh," he walked back, "Also, thank you Ye Ye yesterday, I slept well."

Di Shu then shook his body happily, rustling.

Xun Yan closed the door of the small building. Today's task is to buy earplugs and ingredients.Spring is here, and the bamboo shoots are the most tender and plump when they are drawn from the rain.

Open the small door of the garage in the northwest corner directly from the living room on the first floor. Outside the north door is a clean, flat and wide road. If you drive out and lock the door, the front yard door will be locked or not.

The shopping guide aunt took out a fat bamboo shoot from a bag of well-proportioned bamboo shoots, with some green shoots sprouting from it, and said to Xun Yan, "I took this one by mistake. The prices of the two are different."

Xun Yan thought about whether he had ever picked up such a fat one, and just about to say, let’s put it back, the aunt said again: "But this kind is really delicious, it is said to be imported from Guangxi," she glanced at the price list , "Oh, Yunnan. Buy some and try it at home. Fried meat and cold salad are delicious."

Hearing what she said, Xun Yan found the bamboo shoot again, and took a bamboo shoot from Yunnan, thinking that it should be enough to eat for two days if it is so fat.But none of them on the shelf was fatter than the one in the bag just now. It was plump and fleshy, and it was quite cute regardless of its weight.

As soon as the price was printed out, the aunt was shocked, and said embarrassedly: "Oh, this even includes the air ticket."

Xun Yan smiled and said nothing, and put two bags of bamboo shoots and a bunch of other vegetables into the trolley to buy pork belly and bacon.

Today's main dish was originally the pickled Duxian cooked with spring bamboo shoots, five flowers, and bacon. It is very happy to drink a bowl in early spring.But after buying the sweet bamboo shoots from the plane, Xun Yan added another fried shredded pork with sweet bamboo shoots.After drawing up the menu, boiling water and cooking rice, he decided to take out the bamboo shoots and blanch them.

As a result, a big hole was broken in the plastic bag, and only one sweet bamboo shoot was still lying quietly inside.

Xun Yan was shocked, could it be that aunt or mother or something her cat ran in?

But bamboo shoots are not meat. The skin on the outside is not peeled, and the old roots are not cut. Will cats like it?

"who!"

There was a burst of exclamation in the yard: "Old Xun!!! There are thieves in the ground!"

"Ah, don't bite me!"

"Is it a mouse? Whoa, whoa, help me Yanyan (⊙﹏⊙)!"

Xun Yan ran to the door in two or three steps, and picked up a hoe: "Why is the thief in the soil, yelling nonsense." Even though he said this, he was still very cautious, after all, the most terrifying thing is the unknown.

The sweet bamboo from the supermarket was in a daze on the ground.

It quietly poked out its small green buds and looked around. In the soil to the west, two of the three flowers and plants were huddled together, and half of their roots had been pulled out of the soil.

(#Д) Shocked!There were... three goblins in a men's courtyard, oh no, four goblins.

Why is he so unlucky, he obviously just wants to secretly grow into a bamboo to escape the fate of being eaten!

One to three, plus humans one to four...

"I, I, I, I," he uttered while hiding in the soil.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh the mouse can talk, Xun Yan quickly call the police and catch it for research!"

"I surrender!" Tianzhu timidly peeked out her head from the soil, "Don't, don't, don't study me..."

Dishu: "Why do mice grow buds on their heads?"

Pirates: "Is that a weasel?"

Chijo: "Weasels don't grow buds either!"

The bud and the head are more familiar together, Xun Yan approached a little bit: "Are you that bamboo shoot?"

"Yes, yes, not from mice and weasels."

The bamboo shoots that were hard to the touch when I bought them are now nodding vigorously, and the whole one is about to jump up excitedly.Then he retracted quickly: "Uuuuuuuuuuuu, can you stop eating me..."

"What's your name?"

"Name?" Its head didn't nod forward this time, but tilted to one side.

Qiancheng jumped out again and sold everyone again, stretched out a branch and pointed at it and said: "My name is Qiancheng, he is called Dishu, he is called Pirates, and his name is Xun Yan." Feelingly asked: "You don't have a name, do you?"

"How is it possible!" Tianzhu immediately jumped up after being despised, and explained to Xun Yan "jumping three feet high", "My name is Tian, ​​Tian..."

"Sweet bamboo?" Xun Yan asked.

"Of course not! Can you be called a human being? I mean my single name is Tian, ​​terraced fields." It suddenly jumped up again and shouted: "I have a surname!"

Qiancheng: "Does it have a last name?"

Pirates: "How can it have a surname!"

Di Shu: "Why can't it have a surname?"

Qiancheng: "None of us have a surname! How could it have one!"

Pirates: "Can Hua Jing's name be chosen casually!"

Di Shu cast a strange look: "Didn't our name be chosen randomly?"

Qiancheng and Pirates: "I, I am not casual..."

After hearing this, Tianzhu pretended to be more complacent: "My surname is changed, Murong."

The pride on the shoots was so radiant, the flickering made the corners of Xun Yan's eyes twitch, what could he do?He is also very helpless... Fortunately, he not only saves the money to buy ornamental flowers, but also has a bamboo forest that has begun to take shape (?), and even these things will not die no matter how hard they are raised.

Especially the third point, which persuaded him not to throw these strange things out of the house. After all, he is just a good plant.

In this way, the sweet bamboo that has been on the plane and seen the world has also taken root.

I saw it poke the ground, and within a minute, a three-foot seedling rose from the ground.

Qian Cheng and the other two squatted on the west side and complained: "He is a big man, but he is a little thinner."

After another minute: "Stop, stop, stop, you are not allowed to grow any longer!"

"But," the newly released Murong Tian scratched his head, "this is not my prototype, it's very tiring to maintain."

After 3 minutes: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

After 5 minutes: "Yanyan, drive this monster out!!!!"

After 10 minutes, Qiancheng and Pirates were exhausted: "Hurry up... get out..."

The bamboo more than ten meters high extended more than half of the courtyard wall, and Xun Shengsheng had nothing to love: I hope no one sees it so long, otherwise how would he explain it. . .

The two peonies were tired of screaming, and after a while they lost their voices and fell asleep together. Before going to sleep, they made an agreement not to allow other spirits to come into the yard again.

As for Di Shu, he had already closed his eyes and shut his mouth.

Murong Tian didn't grasp their rhythm well, he looked east and west, he was tall, he could see far away at once, the hills in the distance, the houses behind the hills, ponds and streams, he could still hear The birds chirping and the dogs barking in the open space are different from the mountainside where it stayed before where it was densely planted with trees, and it is also different from the airplane carriage supermarket he passed later.

What a wonderful place it is to have a companion.

Of course, if the "partners" knew about it, they would definitely deny it.

In a distant place, among the high clouds, Yu Kongsang was lying on a piece of light cloud smoke, and the machinery used to fly whizzed past him from time to time.Feeling more and more ghosts at the destination, he fell into memory.

The author has something to say: Oh, yes, I have never raised sweet bamboo

(It's so scary that I'm actually making up the settings again. Can't I avoid the settings like Super Wings never tells the location of the international airport? Xun Yan's character design is also the same)