You are a great CV!

To solve the problem of his parents, Yao Kun kissed Bian Yan, and the two got up and went back to the living room... outside the door...

"Hey, are you so quiet?! Fighting with me for cross-stitching!"

"Hey ----- this kind of goal is not scored! It's a mess! XXX made too many mistakes today!"

"Isn't Hu'er getting a better score?"

"46:53."

"Okay!! We can see that XX is attacking with the ball now! First, he cheated the opponent with a fake move! Beautiful——" ← This is the voice of chicken jelly commentary on the TV!

"Wow!"

"nice shot!!"

……

Yao Kun and Bian Yan stood outside the door and looked at each other, then went back to the kitchen silently...

Now Bian Yan finally understands what Yao Kun meant by "they are not against it". Embroider cross stitch? ? ?

"Don't you think they are cute?" Seeing his wife's mouth twitching, Yao Kun smiled.

"Hehe, I don't think so at all!"

Now he is not simply looking for someone to fall in love with, hey!He found a boyfriend! Hey!Can those two who are watching in the living room be more serious? !Can you! !

"Don't you want them to cry, quarrel, beat and scold, and insist on separating us?" Yao Kun suddenly thought of something, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

He seems to have forgotten... His wife's brain circuit is different from that of normal people, his wife is still an abusive author, his wife still likes it, and her words are amazing...

"That's not necessary!" Bian Ha shook his head, "But they will make me feel... I picked it up, or really cut it out of my father's calf! of)"

"Anyway, they should drive you out coldly first, let you stand downstairs for a few days and nights, and then let you enter the downstairs gate of my house with hesitation, and finally let you go through three steps, one question and five steps, one checkpoint." Go upstairs! Isn’t this the same routine in novels!!”

really……

Ah, what you're talking about, isn't it really a scene that only happens when the bride picks up the groom when the bridesmaids make things difficult for them on the day of the wedding?

It is really impossible to have a good chat with an author with too much brain! (So, President Yao, what right do you have to say about your wife!)

Yao Kun helped his forehead, and then decided to change the subject.

"Madam, let's come out!"

"Huh?" Bian Yan was confused, didn't they already come out of the closet?Moreover, the door of the cupboard was opened extremely quickly and thoroughly, why did he want to come out of the cupboard again?

"I mean Two-dimensional."

"Huh??" Didn't Two-dimensional come out a long time ago?

"That doesn't count." Speaking of this, Yao Kun felt aggrieved, "There are local rich readers who want to support you, shouldn't you, as an author, obediently take the bait according to the routine! But at that time, I desperately wanted to show affection to you and hook you up , In order to hook up with you, I lost all my integrity, but you are desperately ignoring me! How can you count out of the closet!!"

("▔□▔)/("▔□▔)/("▔□▔)/It seems like this...

Bian Yan scratched his head in embarrassment.

At first, when Yao Kun hooked up with him in various ways, he thought Yao Kun was teasing him. After all, Yao Kun liked to read his novels very much, so it was normal for readers to want to hook up with the author, so he ignored it.Occasionally replying to messages is also based on the mentality of "I am the author, I can't neglect my little angel". Of course, it is impossible to be as enthusiastic as treating three-dimensional friends.

Later, when Yao Kun hooked up with him again, and he was used to this kind of hooking up, one day, he suddenly found that his feelings for Yao Kun had changed...

It was on the day when he asked Bai Yu to teach him how to dub, he suddenly found that the reason why he wanted to dub was really because of Yao Kun. He found that his feelings for Yao Kun started to deepen and became abnormal. He was worried that Yao Kun would discover this feeling, He was even more worried that Yao Kun would hate him because of this, so he tried harder to ignore Yao Kun...

Who knew that the two of them would develop into what they are now?

"Then tell me! What do you want!" Bian Yan gritted his teeth.

"Song party!"

"!!!∑(Дノ)ノ huh??? Are you sure?!"

He's a sound idiot! (You finally admitted it!)

"Yeah! Our singing party!"

"Pfft!" Yao Kun's face was immediately blurred with Bian Yan's mouthful of saliva!

Yao Kun calmly wiped off the saliva on his face: "I'm going to post on Weibo now, and when our marriage is settled, we'll go to a song meeting to celebrate~"

"Marriage?! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"

"I've seen Madam's equipment, it's enough for a concert! Don't worry!"

"marriage!!"

"I posted on Weibo, ma'am, remember to forward it~" Yao Kun ignored Bian Ni, who was still stuck in the word "marriage", took out his mobile phone and typed, ding dong, the post was successful~

"marriage!!!!"

"Ma'am~ Please forward it~~^_^"

Day!The point now is not to retweet Weibo and play some shit song, will it be okay! ! !

Hey, hey, don't laugh so eeriely!

Seeing Yao Kun's standard "black-bellied president" smile, Bian's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly took out his claw machine and logged on to Weibo!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: ^_^Madam, I am in a very good mood for my husband, let's have a song meeting and come out of the closet by the way[email protected] Tangyi Cannonball

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: QAQ I am I I am a sofa! !

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: w(Д)w Oh my god, what did I brush! !I absolutely want to take a screenshot of this Weibo and save it!Lifetime series! !

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: (╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻Male God, have you finally remembered the Weibo by Daming Lake!

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: ┌(.Д.)┐The male god wants to have a singing party!

Youshui-Fans: Song Party! ! !God, can we order a song? !God, which channel are you holding the song meeting on? !

Youshui-fan: No no no! !The focus is really not on the concert! !Are your eyes crooked?

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: I think I can buy a lottery ticket and see if I can win 500 million!

Tangyi Cannonball-Fans: Wait, wait!What the hell!Tangtang's boyfriend has been missing for so long, and if he shows up, he will drag Tangtang out of the closet? !What happened during this period is unknown!

Tangyi Cannonball-Fan: qwq upstairs you said that, I also found out!While missing by water!Tangtang is also missing! !So they... [Aoooooooooooo beg the people below to fill in the truth!I am worried that I will be killed and silenced! 】

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-fans: WAW they are together!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Together!The cliffs are together!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Together! [Bet on a cart of chrysanthemums, but to be honest, I really look forward to the male god singing!I've never heard a male god sing!Ma Ma Nan God is going to sing, come and listen! 】

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Together! [Bet on a cart of cucumbers!I'm going downstairs for a run! 】

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Together! [Bet on a box of instant noodles!Upstairs, are you sure you want to run around?Go cry if you miss the scene! 】

Tangyi Cannonball-Fan: Σ(°△°|||)︴Is it the one I think is together!Tangtang, come out and say something to make a statement! [By the way, I beg Tangtang to tell the truth! 】@汤衣炮炒

Youshui-fans: @汤衣炮炒而朋夫, come out quickly!Come out come out come out! !

Tangyi Cannonball-Fans: @汤衣炒炒 [I allow you to run 39 meters first expression package] Tangtang!Confession is strict and resistance is lenient!Be honest! !

……

Bian Yan looked at Yaokun's Weibo with a bunch of Aites, clamoring for him to express his opinion, and the thousands of retweets within a minute of posting, silently hurting his ass!

It's just coming out of the closet, why don't you mobilize the crowd like this!With so much gossip on Weibo headlines, why don’t you pay attention and stare at it every day? ! qwq also confessed that he was strict and refused to be lenient, Beibi, are you a tease invited by a monkey!Can he choose to resist! !

"You—" Shameless!

"Ma'am~ I'm missing you~" Yao Kun held his head and looked at Bian Yan with a smile on his face, not giving Bian Yan a chance to refuse at all.

"you you you--"

Yao Kun thought for a while, then picked up his phone and was about to post on Weibo, but Bian Yan rushed to snatch the phone away!

Gosh!Coming out of the closet is enough to make such a big commotion!If Yao Kun made up another one or two knives, he would still be in trouble!

"I'll turn!" Looking at the face in front of him that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Bian Yan gritted his teeth and nodded fiercely!

Tangyi Paobao: Well, I'm in a bad mood, I want to live stream codewords! @古古十节CV Youshui//古古十节CV-Youshui: ^_^ Ma’am, I’m in a very good mood for my husband, let’s hold a song meeting and come out of the closet by the way [email protected] Tangyi Cannonball

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: Appeared, Appeared!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: qwq responded!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: QAQ admits it!

Tangyi Cannonball-Fans: (╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻ came out!

Yushui-Fan: Ｉ(≧口≦)Ｉ is going to broadcast live!

Youshui-Fans: So we are indeed together! !Aww, is the male god with Mrs. You! !Live!Is it possible to see people live? !

Tangyi Cannonball-fans: WTF! !Tangtang, whom I've been fascinated for so long, is finally showing her face! !

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times - Fans: Sell melon seeds, beer and peanut benches in the front row!

Tangyi Cannonball-Fans: (╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻So I don’t care if I show my face or not! I just want to know, Tangtang, where are you doing the live broadcast?!!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: ...

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-fans: ………………… WTF! !

Yushui-fan: What a big mmp! !Male god, you didn't have the channel number for the song club, hey!Tangtang, you didn't post the address of the live broadcast either! ! [Mmp emoticon package with a smile] So are you two really serious? ?Yeah! !

"You want to broadcast live?" Yao Kun frowned.

It's not that he doesn't agree to the live broadcast... Well, he just doesn't want Bian Yan to broadcast live, Madam has a cute voice!cute character!Looks cuter! !Who wants to show it to others? Hey! ! !

"That's right! I'm not allowed to broadcast live if you're allowed to hold a song meeting!" <(｀^′)> Bian Yan with his hips on his hips!

come!Fight each other!Let's see who can beat who!

"Ma'am, do you have a video device on your computer?" He vaguely remembered that he accidentally pressed the wrong video invitation at the beginning, and someone just rejected him with the reason of "no video device"!If a certain one dares to answer yes now, he will definitely let a certain one know the price of deceiving him!

"Cough!!" Bian Yan coughed, "Ah...no..."

"Then madam, where are you going to broadcast live?" Yao Kun nodded in satisfaction and asked the next question, even if he was a certain person.

"Station B! Do you even need to ask!"

"Oh? So ma'am, you have a station b account? Or, do you know the live broadcast process and what else do you need to pay attention to?"

"..."

== Paralyzed, doesn't he just want to start a live broadcast to get angry with Yao Kun!Why is it so troublesome! !

"So ma'am, are you still broadcasting live? ^_^"

"It's still a game! If you don't open it, you're satisfied!" <(｀^′)> Don't think he doesn't know that Yao Kun is just finding all kinds of excuses to stop him from starting the live broadcast!

After getting the answer he wanted, Yao Kun smiled even more, patted his wife's furry head and said, "Good boy..."

"Good boy! Your phone is ringing, hurry up and answer your call!!"

"Follow Madam's order."

Well, I don't know if you can see... These two guys are actually spreading dog food! !The phone has been ringing for so long, but now I realize it's enough!

"Okay, I'll go down to pick you up." Yao Kun said and hung up the phone, "My parents are here, madam, do you want to go down together?"

"Ah?!" Bian Yan shook his head as soon as he heard that he was about to see his parents, "No no no no no! Go and go!"

qwq Has his eye gum been wiped clean?Is the hair still up? !Do you want to change into a more formal suit? !Also, should he remind his parents, Yao Kun's parents, that they will arrive at the battlefield in 30 seconds?

Aw, oh, it's such a long life to see the parents or something!

Aware of his nervousness, Yao Kun hugged him soothingly, ate some tofu by the way, and managed to make the person in his arms blush in a few seconds: "Don't worry, my parents... are fine... "

qwq hello!What does that ellipsis mean in your middle!

What the hell kind of adjective is "pretty good"?

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If this is a stupid author who has been a scumbag for N years, Immortal X:

30 seconds ago↓

Player (Yao Kunfang): Hey!Brothers, we must brush this book today! !Remember to roll when you get good equipment!

boss (Bian Fang): Humph!Dare to play the idea of ​​​​the baby equipment that I have raised for more than 20 years!Today we must let these stupid players come and go!

30 seconds later↓

Players and bosses all rushed to the street——

T (Yao Kun): Well, fortunately there is still a drop of blood, and the equipment (Bian Nian) is mine.

The author has something to say:

O(≧口≦)O So I want to play games!Yeah! !Yeah! ! !It's not... I'm really sleepy_(:зゝ∠)_ I'm going to sleep and think about my life after I'm done non-stop