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Bai Zhen was eating steamed buns with her left hand and a spoon with her right hand to dig porridge (heavy fog), when the text messages were suddenly bombarded and stuffed into her mobile phone without money!

qwq that's great!She is finally free!

Hastily put down the bun and put down the spoon, Bai Zhen stretched out his hand...

pia!

I got slapped!

"Don't play with your phone! Eat too much porridge! It's not like you have a good stomach!" Zong's mother stretched out her hand and slapped her! (Mother Zong = Mother Baizhen, yes, Baizhen has a very domineering surname and a very domineering name!)

Yes, in fact, the white rice is not so willing to eat.

why?

(╥╯^╰╥) Try being forced to eat buns and porridge every day! !

"The watch beats you in the face! Who told you that you have anorexia! It's been a year and you haven't taken care of it yet, who are you to blame!"

Yes, because I lived alone in Xi'an before, Bai Yan was crazy and busy with Two-dimensional things all day long, and his diet was quite irregular, so he suffered from anorexia. Ma Gan was discovered by the family and dragged back home.

It's a pity that she was born with gastrointestinal problems. She had diarrhea for ten months out of twelve months a year. After such a toss, it would be even more difficult to take care of her. After being brought home, she was fed with delicious food every day. It's been almost a year, and even now, if you don't pay attention to eating something wrong, you will spit it out, so their family cooks porridge every day.

When her parents eat big fish and meat, she can only drink porridge beside her...

When her parents were eating mochi, she could only drink porridge beside her...

When her parents eat iced watermelon, she can only drink porridge beside her...

Her parents... no matter what delicious food they eat at home, they basically don't have her share! !She said good, angry, ah! !

Oh, it’s okay, her parents don’t object to her drinking very much, at most they just let her drink less (_(:зゝ∠)_Actually, drinking is the worst thing for the stomach!), otherwise people who can’t drink will survive What fun! !

"Eat, eat, eat, I'm sure I'll eat it!" Bai Yu succumbed to his mother's coercion, obediently picked up the remaining steamed buns and spoons, and continued to stuff them into his mouth, "Mom, next time I want to fry cauliflower! No? I want to eat one by one."

Fortunately, she is a vegetarian and doesn't like meat very much. Her mother will not refuse to order a dish occasionally~

"Yeah. Wait for Harke to take the medicine, and drink some dandelion water!" Zong's mother's health regimen is to drink dandelion juice every day (without any scientific basis). She firmly believes that drinking this is good for the body. The benefits, so I also forced Bai Xiao to drink every day.

So eating and after eating every day is the most painful time for white hair!

After finally finishing the porridge, the medicine, and the dandelion water, Bai Zhen hurriedly fled back to the bedroom with his mobile phone!

Turn on the phone and check the text message.

There are 6 entries in total.

The first 5 posts were all sent by "sister", and they were nothing more than "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom, I'm so jelly!" O(≧mouth≦)O why you If you don’t have an airport, you still need to take a bus!” “I’ll turn off the phone when I get on the plane! I’ll tell you when I get to Chongqing~()” and so on.

The last one was sent by Zidian Kuanglong, time reminder, 5 minutes ago.

Kuanglong: I'm on the plane.

Bai Yan looked at the upper right corner of the phone screen, it was very good, it was 8:02 Beijing time.

(╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻I was forced to get up so early to have breakfast to recuperate my body! Why are you so early! Maggie! I forgot that I have to make a face today! Hello!!

Bai Yan received the text message and hurriedly packed some clothes and rushed out of the bedroom!After all, it would take more than three hours from her to Weixin County.

cough!Of course, she still made up a little bit, such as putting on lipstick or something...

and so……

"What kind of clothes do you want? You even put on lipstick and said, you want to avoid a blind date~~" It's rare to see my daughter dressed so formally (_(:зゝ∠)_ so how casual is she usually dressed? !), Mother Zong was gossipy!

"I want to return prestige."

"What's wrong with Huike? It's early in the eighth of the Qing Dynasty."

"A few friends came to play with me. We made an appointment to meet at Weixin. Amen should meet in the afternoon. I'll clean up the house first, and then I'll buy some vegetables and prepare some food. Mom, do you want to? "

"I'm afraid it won't work. You little dolls can't play with us adults. How come you come back?"

"Wait, let's go and I'll be back."

"Keep the key in the pocket, and the watch will be done one by one, and all the key money will be lost!"

"Ahhh! I know, I know, I'm over!"

"Well, be careful."

"Uh-huh!"

"Oh, really! When you go back to Ke, you and your three wives will play hard. You can't beat them during the Chinese New Year. It's so hard to say that you are sick or a bastard. You can look at it."

"Ah??? Which cousin??" Why didn't she know that Aunt San also had a cousin?

"Little Ha'er, you don't let others go every day. It's just that I haven't seen you since I went to study abroad. I haven't seen you for a long time. You haven't seen it. Anyway, you are just like that!"

"Yes!"

After explaining everything clearly, Bai Hao rushed downstairs and went straight to the passenger station!

ヾ(*▽'*) Dead friends, here I come!Death by water is coming! !Meng Tangtang, here I come! ! !

On the other side, Yao's father and Yao's mother stood excitedly on the side of the road to take a taxi after receiving the address from their son!

call--

A private car passed by!

Excitedly waiting for a taxi! !

call--

A few more private cars passed by.

Excitedly waiting for a taxi! ! !

call--

Another dozen private cars passed by...

Excitedly waiting for a taxi.

Excitedly waiting for a taxi...

Waiting with excitement...

Excitedly waiting……………

wait……………………

Wait—wait for a p!

Day, why can't you see a taxi here! !

Mother Yao lost her temper!

(╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻ It's been more than half an hour, no matter how late the people here are, they should wake up now! Wake up and don't fall asleep. Do business and make money. !!!!

"What's going on?" Yao's father also looked confused. They waited for more than half an hour, but they didn't see a taxi!Not to mention taxis, I have never even seen a car with the word taxi on it! !Could it be that the people here seem ordinary but actually everyone has a car?Don't you need to take a taxi? !Do you want to be so scary!

In the living room of Bian's family, I will meet with my in-laws later, what kind of in-laws!Again!

cough cough!Since he was going to meet Yao Kun's parents later, Bian's father deliberately found a rose red suit that he hadn't worn a few times to change into. He didn't stop for a while until they dragged him to the living room.

At this moment, he has a serious face and is sitting upright!

And Bian's mother is also sullen, looking at the front without blinking!

Looking at the serious faces of his parents as if they were constipated, Bian's heart was pounding...

Well, yes, even though he slept so late last night, his biological clock still woke him up on time.

When he first opened his eyes, Bian was confused, um, he always felt that he seemed to have forgotten something?

Well, what the hell did you forget?

Well……

Forget it, it's definitely not a big deal if you can't remember. (_(:зゝ∠)_Hey! You forgot your old Gong!!)

So, according to the usual rules, rubbing against the teddy bear and rolling around twice, Bian Yan slowly got up from the bed, his hair was not combed, his face was not washed, his teeth were not brushed, he was wearing fluffy pajamas, and his head was covered. Dumb and messy, he went to the kitchen to look for something to eat.

boom!

When pushing open the kitchen door, Yao Kun just said, "My parents will be here soon..."

"What!!" Bian Yan suddenly woke up!

Yao Kun heard Bian Yan's voice, turned his head with a smile, and then the corners of his mouth twitched——

Because Bian Yan's next sentence is: "Why are you here!! qwq"

Yao Kun: == So madam, are you suffering from intermittent amnesia! !What does that terrified expression of yours mean? !Why do I have the urge to hit someone! !Mouth kisses!The pipes are all fucked!The cabinets are out!I'm going to talk about marriage soon, and now you actually come to ask me why I'm here! !

Yao Kun imagined many of Bian's reactions, but he never expected him to have such an expression!At that time, I really wanted to strangle him to death!

Bian Yan also quickly realized what stupid thing he had done, scratched his stupid hair, and said something that made Bian's father and Bian mother unable to look directly at him, his cousin's egg hurts, and Yao Kun helped his forehead.

"Ah, sorry I went to the wrong set..."

Crowd:  …

"Ah... I was wrong. It should be that I opened the door in the wrong way. Let me do it again." After saying this, he slammed the door shut with lightning speed, stunned for a second, and then his face turned pale. He flew over the blush like lightning, and dashed back to the room!

Paralyzed! ! !What the hell did he do just now? !

He appeared in front of Yao Kun with a scruffy and stupid look!Forget it, the key is that he even said a few words that are full of slots! !

My God, I'm so ashamed to see people! !

"("▔□▔)Uh..." Father Bian was speechless. Even though he was used to his son's confused temper, he still felt that he was the one who picked up Bian! It's embarrassing for him!

"Cough!" Yao Kun also saw the uneasiness of his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and coughed lightly with his fists, "I'll go and see him." Madam must have been shy just now, right?It's rare to see Madam shy (didn't I see it last night when I was in L!), he can't miss this opportunity!Cough, of course, people must be coaxed, otherwise, if the madam leaves him outside the door and refuses to open the door for him, where will he sleep at night? (So ​​where do you get the confidence to think that you can still sleep with Bian Yan tonight!)

"Go, let's go..." Bian's father and Bian's mother wished him to leave quickly, (￣工￣lll) This atmosphere is really embarrassing, okay?

Sure enough, when Yao Kun went upstairs, he saw his wife wrapped herself like a bear and fell between the bear's legs.

"Ma'am, don't you feel bored?" Yao Kun walked over dumbfounded and dug him out of the quilt.

Then he froze.

At this moment, Bian Yan's cheeks were flushed because of shyness, and because he was short of breath because he was covered in the quilt for a while, and because he rolled around and rolled down his pajamas, a corner of his fragrant shoulder was slightly exposed...

Now looking at him with aggrieved and embarrassed eyes...

There is a seductive aura all over...

Huh!

Yao Kun almost changed the stone in the next second!

"Ma'am!" He violently pushed Bian Yan down, and said in a hoarse voice, "Let's help each other!"

"EXM??!!"

"It said it missed you..." Yao Kun said as he grabbed Bian's hand and pressed it to his lower body, and kissed the small half of Bian's collarbone spontaneously with his mouth, "I also miss little butcher It's..."

"I! Fuck!!!" Bian Yan, who came to his senses, had only time to burst out these two words, before Yao Kun blocked his mouth severely, using his way!

Bian Yan: Damn it, my boyfriend can't be so shameless! !

Suddenly seeing that the door was still open, Bian Chu was in a bad mood! !He struggled to get up but resisted to no avail, he was still crushed to death!No, it should be said that he was crushed to death!

"Don't run away!" Yao Kun whispered, and then kissed Bian Lan's chest.

"Um…………"

Fuck!How did that sound just come out? ! !

"what…………"

qwq I beg you boyfriend!Can I not resist? !Can you go and close the door first! !You are shameless, I want more! Hey! !

The author has something to say:

_(:зゝ∠)_The stupid author has been going crazy recently!If there is a break, it is purely normal! ! ! !

Chapter 46 Happy Dragon Boat Festival! _(:зゝ∠)_However, the Dragon Boat Festival has not yet arrived in the novel!So there is no side story! <(｀^′)>Be self-willed!

Of course, in the end, no matter whether they closed the door or not, or what step they took, it was Yao Kun who coaxed Bian Yan down the stairs.

╮(╯▽╰)╭Of course, if you ignore Bian Ha's trembling legs, all this will be more perfect.

So the timeline goes back to the present.

Hmm... Where did I say that?

ah!Bian's father and Bian's mother sat down solemnly, waiting for Yao's father and Yao's mother to come to the door and have a "negotiation of life and death"!

cough!If you ignore whether Father Bian is aiming at the TV and the struggle in his eyes, the stupid author will almost believe it!

Father Bian: Bite the handkerchief!The live broadcast of the basketball game will start soon, TAT!

cough!If you also ignore the eyes of Bian's mother staring at the cross-stitch in front of you, the stupid author will almost believe it!

Mother Bian: Hmm... what color should I use here?Ah, I really want to get the cable, TAT!

Bian Yan tugged at Yao Kun's sleeve, shrank back, and said in a low voice, "Why do I have an ominous premonition..."

Yao Kun had no choice but to hold Bian's little white hand: "Don't worry there will be no problems."

Father Bian: mmp!Let go of your hand to Lao Tzu! ! !

"By the way, why haven't your parents come yet? It's been more than 40 minutes. Nothing will happen to them, right?" Bian Yan looked at the time again, and Yao Kun, who was not familiar with the place, was not worried about his parents at all!

"Why don't I call and ask." Yao Kun picked up his mobile phone and got up, "I'll make a call, Uncle and Aunt."

"Yeah!" Father Bian nodded pretendingly.Heart→Go quickly, I want to watch the football game! !

"I'm with you." Bian Yan also ran out in a hurry!

Just kidding, if his parents suddenly come to torture him, he won't be able to bear it if he doesn't leave!

The two moved to the kitchen.

"Hey! What's going on??" Bian Yan finally couldn't hold back anymore, "Didn't my parents still act like you hurried out last night? Why did it change today?"

"Madam, don't you know that there is a saying that the father-in-law looks more satisfied with his son-in-law?"

"Ah pui! Is there such a sentence! Don't try to change the subject!!"

"Well, in fact, they are not against it, they just want to test me, understand?"

"Test?" Bian Yan was a little taken aback.

Seeing him showing cute eyes again, Yao Kun pulled him into his arms, and the two of them collapsed on the sofa in the kitchen.

"Madam, I'm so happy..." Yao Kun rubbed Bian Fan's ear, "Father-in-law and mother-in-law really love you very much."

Because I love him so much, I can't bear to hurt my son, so I make so many demands but I don't strongly object to my son being with someone of the same sex.

He was really happy that Bian Bian was born in such a family. If it wasn't for Bian's father and Bian mother, his wife wouldn't be so cute, wouldn't she?

"Speak, just talk, don't move around..." Bian's ears turned red. Why does this person always like to talk in his ear? I wonder if his ears are about to grow out? !

"So what kind of test is it?"

"It's nothing. After your father-in-law and mother-in-law arrive, this problem will be solved." Yao Kun hugged Bian Que tightly, and let Bian Que lie in his arms. The feeling of being full in his arms made him tremble with comfort. Trembling, "Huh~ Mrs. Yao, you can't run away."

"Mrs. Yao Nimei!! Hurry up and make a phone call!!" Bian Yan buried his face in Yao Kun's chest hard, showing embarrassment, and then pushed Yao Kun's hand.

"Okay, madam has the final say." Yao Kun followed the good advice.

As soon as the phone rang, his unreliable parents answered it.

"Hey……"

"Hey Kunkun, what the hell is going on here? Why can't a taxi see TAT and take a taxi? How can we go to your father-in-law's house!!!"

"Take... rent a car?" How could there be no taxi? Didn't he come back with the taxi he took last night? (Oh, President Yao, are you sure you saw clearly that it was a taxi? Are you sure you still have the mind to pay attention to insignificant things after seeing your wife?)

"That's right, all you see here are private cars, not a single taxi!!"

"Let me ask him." Yao Kun looked down at the lady who was lying on her chest doing nothing, and said, "Madam, don't you have a taxi here?"

"Yes..." Bian Yan blinked, "It would be impossible without a taxi!"

"Give the phone to my daughter-in-law, I want to listen to him, I don't want to listen to you, oh my daughter-in-law's voice is so nice, you brat, hurry up and give him the phone!!!" ← This is the chain that came out of the phone The sound of the deadly bombing made Yao Kun's ears hurt from howling, so he quickly took the phone away.

Bian Yan: == This... is you - mother?

Yao Kun:==Well...she will also be your mother in the future...so you pick it up?

"I'll take it." Bian Yan twitched the corners of his mouth, took a deep breath to prepare himself mentally, and then took the phone and put it to his ear.

"Hello, Auntie."

"Daughter-in-law!!!"

"("▔□▔) Uh..." How can we continue with this topic?

"Cough! Auntie, you can't hail a taxi, can you?"

"No, no, no! I didn't see a taxi!" Yao's mother corrected the mistakes in Bian's words.

"Impossible, are they all over the street?"

"The streets are full of cars, but the streets are full of private cars!"

"Pfft!!!" Bian Mo felt that he seemed to understand something...

Many people here have cars (of course they are not expensive), and many people use their private cars as taxis. Gradually, there are not many taxis.In the past two years, buses have been added. Buses + private cars = no taxis, so there have been fewer and fewer taxi-style cars in recent years.

Therefore, it is normal for Yao Kun's parents not to see the taxi.

and so……

"Auntie...Actually, those private cars running around all over the street are taxis..."

"Hey?!!"

So Yao’s father and mother waited for more than 40 minutes in vain on the side of the street_(:зゝ∠)_

"Daughter-in-law, don't hang up, let me try!" Yao's mother felt that she had arrived in a fake county! !Without hanging up the phone, she directly took the phone with her right hand, and waved her left hand at an empty car coming this way...

then……

The car stopped right in front of them! !

WTF!It turned out that they really waited for more than 40 minutes in vain! ! !

Click!

Bian Yan took down the phone, and it showed that the other party had hung up.

Oh, Yao’s father and mother, who felt ashamed, hung up the phone without waiting for Bian’s reaction!

The embarrassment is thrown in front of the daughter-in-law!This is too embarrassing! !

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! ! !wave! ! ! !wave! ! ! ! <(｀^′)>Ben Bai Fumei is going to dispatch the little angels! !Rolling around...~(～o￣▽￣)～o. . .Rolling around... o~(_△_o~)~. . .Ask for collection yo yo

_(:зゝ∠)_Ah, this chapter is missing!But I'll make it up! !