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Ding Ding Deng!

The sound of Bian Yan's footsteps rushing downstairs!

boom!Crash!

The sound of Bian Yan locking the door downstairs! (==Lock the door in broad daylight...and let others in and out?)

Ding Ding Deng!

The sound of Bian's footsteps rushing upstairs!

boom!Click!

The sound of Bian Yan locking the living room door! (Because his bedroom is upstairs from the living room!)

Ding Ding Deng!

The sound of Bian Yan's footsteps rushing up to the top half of the floor where his bedroom is located!

boom!Click!

The sound of Bian Yan locking the upper half of the floor as well! (Because not only the small spiral staircase in the living room can lead upstairs, but also the large staircase outside!)

last step!

boom!Click!The sound of locking the bedroom door!

After finishing this series of things, Bian Bian said that his limbs were weak and he fell limply into the legs of the big teddy bear!

Huh~~~ Running up and down between five floors is exhausting!

<(｀^′)>When he doesn’t go out, the two doors are locked, so the “Yao’s team” can’t find him or come in! !

Plop!Plop! !Plop! ! !

Bian Yan hated iron and steel, and touched his chest to make a heart-shaped gesture!

My darling, you are jumping so happily, haha!Please give me some peace of mind! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Isn't it just seeing a male ticket? I'm not even excited, you are so excited!

beep --

The phone vibrated suddenly, causing Bian Yan to bounce off the bed in fright!

!!!∑(Дノ)ノ What the fuck, it came so soon? ? ←This was his first reaction, but after seeing the caller ID, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"mom……"

"You bastard, why don't you close the door! Open the door with my mother!"

_(:зゝ∠)_It turned out that the mother came back. Bian Chu dropped the claw machine and rushed downstairs again. Alas, he had to go down after climbing the stairs. Sure enough, this is what he did!

"Mom, why didn't you bring a spoon?!" Bian Yan carried a large pile of vegetables and fruits upstairs from his mother's hands.

"What do you want me to bring when you are in the house? Otherwise, what do you think you are doing staying in the house?" Bian's mother stabbed Bian Mo without hesitation!

The emotional mother left him at home just because she wanted him to open the door for her? !

"Biao ran to the building! Come and help me wash the vegetables and the rice!" Bian Yan, who wanted to run away after putting down the dishes, was unfortunately caught by his mother, and forced to stay in the kitchen to help.

then……

Then of course he forgot!He, of, claw, machine, still, no, yes, off, machine!

Cooking, eating, washing dishes, tidying up, watching TV, chatting about household chores, by the time he remembered that there was such a monster as the claw machine, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening!

Sure enough, he rushed upstairs and pulled out the claw machine from under the teddy bear's leg and saw 23 missed calls on the claw machine!

Σ(°△°|||)︴23!Damn, his claw machine is almost out of battery! !The red exclamation mark marked on the power display couldn't be more cruel!

beep --

Another call came in, and the caller ID was... oily...

boom!

Bian Yan accidentally lost his grip, and the claw machine fell directly to the ground and made a fierce protest!He hurriedly picked up the "little wife" and checked it up, down, left, and right, and was relieved when he found that the "little wife" was still alive~

……

(╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻So now it's not a question of whether your little wife broke or not! Your husband calls, why don't you hurry up and pick it up? What are you waiting for!

call--

call--

call--

Looking at the persistent phone call on the claw machine, Bian Jia took a few deep breaths, and then connected the phone.

"Hey……"

"Ma'am, are you shy?" Yao Kun's voice full of "complaint" came from the moment the phone was connected, "I thought you were too shy to answer my call."

"Nonsense, nonsense! I wasn't on the phone just now, okay!" Dead Bian said stiffly!

"I'm here, come pick me up." Yao Kun smiled, ignoring the other party's arguments.

"Ah? So fast!! Where are you?"

mom mom mom! qwq Come and see that your daughter-in-law is really calling! !Come and save me! !

"The long-distance bus station, next to it—"

"Hello? Hey, hello????" The other end suddenly fell silent while talking, and Bian Chu fed the phone a few times anxiously, only to find sadly... his phone was out of power and announced a strike _(:зゝ∠)_

How the fuck does this make him find Yao Kun (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Because their small town is on the mountain, the traffic is very inconvenient. There is no train, airport, or boat, and they can only get in and out by bus. Therefore, there are two long-distance bus stations, one is an old station and the other is a new station. Who the hell knows Yaokun Where is it now? Turn the table!

Tsk... I have no choice but to find them one by one.

Bian Yan is very lucky, fortunately they made a video today, otherwise he would not even know what Yao Kun looks like, let alone find him!

Quickly charging the phone, Bian Yan rushed downstairs again in a hurry!

╮(╯▽╰)╭ He also said that he didn't want to see Yao Kun, look at the speed of running like flying, who are you kidding? !

"It's too late, what are you doing?" Bian's mother asked immediately when she saw Bian was changing shoes and was about to go out when she happened to be going to the toilet.

Well, my son rarely goes out so late, and today is so abnormal, there must be something tricky!

Don't ask her where she knew her son was abnormal!She heard it!My son has been panting all day, okay?

"Oh, a friend from out of town came to play with me, ah, I can pick you up at the station!"

"Yo yo yo, which friend of yours is coming to see you?" Bian's mother said casually, "Did you call my mother last time?"

Cough cough... the mother-in-law people are clearly calling isn't mom, okay?

w(Д)w My mother, do you want your seventh sense to be so sensitive!It turned out to be the truth all at once, should I applaud you!

"cough!"

Originally, Bian's mother just asked casually and was going to go into the house to continue watching TV dramas. Who knew her son's reaction would be like this!Could it be, really, that she hit the mark? ! !

Mother Bian has a WTF expression on her face!

Bian Yan also has a WTF expression on his face!

!!!∑(Дノ)ノ So the mother just said it casually and then he sold himself out stupidly, right! ! !No! !He is still a child so don't be so cruel!

Seeing his mother turn around and walk towards the kitchen, Bian Yan yelled in his heart that it was going to be terrible!Mother, this is the rhythm of going to the kitchen to take a broom and beat him to death!

Who knew that after waiting for half a minute, he didn't see his mother rushing out with a broom, but instead he heard the sound of cooking from the kitchen.

The direction of 0-0...doesn't seem right?

Mother, is this... cooking for Yao Kun? !

┌(.Д.)┐Mom, do you know that it is your "daughter-in-law" who is coming!You're so generous and won't die of anger when you know the truth!

But now is obviously not the time to think about these things!Since the mother defaulted to letting Yao Kun come to his house, why would he care so much!

Bian Yan tied his shoelaces twice and rushed out of the house, took a taxi and went straight to the new station.

Don't ask him why he went to the new station first, because the new station is close qwq the fare is low!

"The servant will stop in front of the fight!"

The new station was just around the corner, Bian Yan suddenly faltered, and asked the driver to park the car on the bridge 30 meters away, and then he seemed to be moving quickly, but he was so nervous that he couldn’t breathe. side walk.

I wonder if Yao Kun got off at this station?

If so, what would be the first thing he would say when he saw Yao Kun?

Hello?No, it's too cold.

Nice to meet you? == Forget it, it's not a negotiation.

Why are you really here? ("▔□▔) This...will be molested by that embarrassing Yao Kun, right?

Hello boyfriend? ...Let him die!

Before Bian Yan could come up with a gorgeous opening line, Yao Kun had already appeared gorgeously in front of him!

Really gorgeous!

If you don't believe me, look at more and more passers-by A, B, C, D!

There are little Lolita, schoolgirls, young girls, and elder sisters who surround him. Of course, there are also men who surround him and ask him if he can live in a hotel. In short, more and more people are standing on the bridge. Different men attract.

Yao Kun obviously dressed up on purpose, even though he took the plane and took the bus for six hours to come to this valley, he still has the same air, even the suit is not wrinkled!

He was standing in front of him with a handbag, followed by two people carrying suitcases. His sharp face should make people feel that he is unapproachable, but because of the smile on his mouth, he restrained all his sharpness. The fusion of contradictory temperaments actually gave Bian a comfortable feeling.

Well……

Don't blame him for not being able to find adjectives, the moment Yao Kun stood in front of him, his brain was empty_(:зゝ∠)_

Looking at the madam who was obviously in a daze in front of him, Yao Kun smiled even more in his eyes.

The live-action version of Mrs. is really cuter...

What to do, looking at his wife's face, he couldn't help Shi Geng!

Yao Kun put down the handbag in his hand, hugged Bian Yan, and kissed his forehead!

"Ma'am, I know I'm handsome, shall we take it easy when we get home?" Yao Kun deliberately lowered his voice, making it sound exactly like "Mu Chengxue". Bian Yan was even more stunned!

Bian Yan: w(Д)w mother, there is a man here who is teasing me!

Onlookers: w(Д)w We seem to see something broken!

Onlookers: w(Д)w What a beautiful picture!The door to a new world seems to be open!

Broken morals: (╥╯^╰╥) I am innocent, obviously someone desperately wants to get rid of me as soon as they see a certain one!I really want to hold him tight, okay?

clack clack-

There was even the sound of taking photos around, and the flashes kept flashing!

Don't doubt it, this is the army of rotten women who go everywhere!

qwq It's rare to see a live gay friend!The painting style is so beautiful!If you don’t take pictures and pass them on Moments, you’re sorry for your phone, okay? !

Ouch!Little Shou Shou nestled in Lao Gong's arms with a cute face, this picture really couldn't be more beautiful!

Bian Yan, who was "woke up" by the rattling sound, blushed!

WTF! !He was accidentally seduced again just now!

Paralyzed, so many people saw Yao Kun kissing him, he would be ashamed to go out with his mother in the future, okay?

↓

Sangu: Yo, your son's boyfriend is very handsome!

Sixth wife: Well, your son's boyfriend is so open~

Mother Bian: ...

!!!∑(Дノ)ノ What the hell is this picture that suddenly pops up above!He couldn't imagine the deep meaning behind his mother, okay?

Bian Yan pushed Yao Kun away, reached out to stop a taxi, stuffed Yao Kun and himself into it, and fled the scene with a sharp sound!

The two assistants who were exhausted: ... Σ(っ°Д°;)っBoss, what should we do! !Those of us who are not familiar with the place of life are afraid! !Everyone here looks at us with strange eyes, we are afraid! !

Fortunately, finally Yao Kun has not completely fallen for beauty, and when the taxi drove halfway, he finally remembered that he had brought two people with him.

But would he allow others to disturb his relationship with his wife?What a joke!

Yao Kun: "You two go to the old man and old lady."

In one sentence, two hard-working assistants were dismissed.

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A small theater that is not a small theater:

A certain corner of the small scenic spot monument in the county...

"!!!∑(Дノ)ノ Yao Kun, I warn you that there are so many people here, if you dare to make sauces, I promise to kill you!!" This is the resistance of a certain dog!

"Well~ Ma'am, I can't help it..."

"WTF! Can you please stop being in heat all day long! Fall!"

"Don't blame me~~Look at the two men who walked down just now~~They also walked down hand in hand~~So I just want to kiss my wife~~Come on~~~"

"What the hell are you a ghost! You are a dead gay, and everyone is a dead gay! Maybe they are just good brothers, hey!"

"Look! They kissed!" Yao Kun suddenly "exclaimed"!

"!!!∑(Дノ)ノ Hey?!! Where and where I haven't seen a live gay!" ← So you are not alive? !

Bian Yan stared at the direction Yao Kun was looking at...

Then... I fell for it!

Taking advantage of the moment when he turned his head, Yao Kun directly bullied him!

later……

╮(╯▽╰)╭There is no later, if you don’t believe me, look at the red handprint on Yao Kun’s face~

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After so many years...I...my fu Hansan is getting fat again_(:зゝ∠)_The shameless 360-degree rotation kneels down for collection!