You are a great CV!
Chapter 30 Apprenticeship is in progress!Addicted to dubbing and unable to extricate myself~
I don't know if you have found a problem!
Tang, clothes, cannon, bomb, already, classics, very, long, no, yes, mentioned, arrived, he, of, small, said,!
The following group of readers expressed their heartfelt joy!
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻What the hell did Tangtang do! Don’t tell them that the New Year’s Eve is very busy and there is no time to type! They all saw a certain Weibo... Although the recent Weibo is full of All kinds of food are mouthwatering_(:зゝ∠)_!
Burning goose!
This also cannot change the fact that Tangtang has not updated for a long time!
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Could it be that you are so addicted to eating New Year's goods that you can't extricate yourself! Tangtang, you have finished eating the New Year's goods now, do you still want to eat it!
so! !Please update TAT!
As for the fans, they choose to wait and see what happens!
→_→According to past urination, Mrs. You must have become angry because of the failure of the drama with the male god pia sauce that day, and because the male god turned into a large size and turned into a wife-protecting madman, that’s why it’s been so few days Ignore the male god and just post on Weibo!It's still guessing meow hahahahaha!
Look at Yao Kun again.
Seeing that a certain Weibo was still so lively but ignored him at all, he smiled indifferently!
Ma'am, ignore me now, and see how I punish you later!
However, a certain one didn't hear Tang Mi's affectionate call, nor could he hear the crackling sound of abacus in Yao's heart, and a certain one was already addicted to dubbing and couldn't extricate himself!
On this day, when Bian's father and Bian's mother were in the kitchen talking about what new year's goods they would buy for the new year, suddenly there was an angry roar from upstairs!
"kill--!"
kill----
kill------
kill--------
Ah, don't get me wrong, there is indeed only one sound, and the rest are all echoes.
Bian Bian's house is a tube building with a well-like corridor in the middle, so there is "corridor echo".There are big mountains and small rivers behind his house, so there are strands of "echoes from the corners of the mountains" mixed in with the echoes, echoing one after another, lingering endlessly... What the hell!
Scared out of my mind, okay? !
Bian's mother shook violently three times immediately, and was ready to rush upstairs to arrest people as soon as she put down the cup!
What has this bastard learned all these days out!All day long, the cat locked the door upstairs and fiddled, and didn't know what he was doing!I always hear weird noises coming from inside!
For example, last time, there was a sudden scream like killing a pig from upstairs! (This is really my real mother!) She was so scared that she almost thought that a robber had come to the house!After all, there are many robbers and thieves during the Chinese New Year, so she has to lock the doors and windows every time she goes out to be at ease!That time when she heard the screams, she rushed upstairs, but the bedroom door told her...the other party refused her inspection!
For example, last time, there was a heart-piercing cry from upstairs...it must be a cry, right?Haoxuan didn't scare her back then. It was the first time she heard her son cry so badly!As a result, she rushed upstairs to the bedroom door and still told her...the other party refused her inspection!
For another example, last time, she was chopping vegetables downstairs, when she suddenly heard yelling from upstairs!She tilted the knife and almost chopped off her finger!God, it's the first time she heard her son swearing so viciously, she has to go up and see it! (Again, this is really my mother_(:зゝ∠)_) But the bedroom door still told her...the other party refused her to check!
Another example is last time last time!
Up up up up up up last time!
In short, this kind of situation has often happened recently!Mother Bian is about to flip the table!
Forget it, she has already flipped the table!
But as soon as she rolled up her sleeves, Father Bian held her back.
"Oh, ah, I must be writing something, I have to pretend to be like that, what's the name, I'm on the scene! Oh, fighting, I can only write when I'm reading a novel~ You don't care how much you grow!"
Mother Bian thought about it, this is also a reason!
Forget it, then she doesn't care, lest her son say that she knocked on the door and interrupted his train of thought later.
And what is the instigator doing?
……
Upstairs in the bedroom, Bian Yan is "killing" vigorously_(:зゝ∠)_
Being addicted to dubbing and being unable to extricate oneself is not just talking, and it is not just talking about wanting to learn dubbing. Although his first pia scene ended in failure, he believes that one day he will become a master in the dubbing industry!
So he spends all day on Waiwai, playing pia scripts with others on the pia drama channel, just now he was pia Tiance's drama song.
Cough, although his killing spirit is not enough, he still managed to kill him, didn't he!
╭(╯^╰)╮He will definitely surpass You Shui... no wonder!
TAT motherfucker, he has practiced for a long time and still hasn't improved at all!
He also tried to read the lines of his own novels and record them, but the effect was nothing compared to those CVs from the ancient times, nothing compared to them!It's like a group of people in the sky, and he is alone in the ground!
TAT motherfucker, he urgently needs a master!
So one day, Bai Yu suddenly received a strange message from a mysterious person.
The reason why it is said to be mysterious is because this person has said a few words since joining the crew.
The reason why I say it is strange is because this message... She really can't read the available information, and the next few messages, she can't read the memory information either _(:зゝ∠)_
[Tang Yi Pao Pao initiated a chat with you through the Feng Xi Xue stop group]
Tangyi shells:
Hello there!
Editor-White:
qwq hello! !
Tangyi shells:
cough cough...
Editor-White:
If you have anything to say, just say it! o(*////▽////*)qI am happy to help you!
Tangyi shells:
You may not believe it, ever since you came into contact with radio dramas...
At the other end of the window, Bai Hao looked terrified!
Tangyi Cannonball: You may not believe it when you tell me, but since I came into contact with radio dramas...
Bai Yu: Nani Nani?
Tangyi Paobao: I just fell in love with you...
puff! ! !The white brain made up a mouthful of old blood!Convex(艹盘哦) If she dares to think so, someone will tear her down!
Of course, this can’t be blamed on Bai Tuo, the main reason is that a certain one has been hesitant to say anything ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Tangyi shells:
[Cold Sweat] You...
Editor-White:
[Cold Sweat] I...
Editor-White:
QWQ what's wrong with me!Da Da, do you know that if you want to tantalize your appetite, you will be hanged by me!
Tangyi shells:
Cough... that's the one...
[Ah ah ah! !How can I speak!It's all my fault for being so cold!If I had known that today when Bai X came to ask for authorization, I should have been more close TAT] ← A certain one regretted it in his heart!
This story tells us that only by catching circles in the middle with a peaceful and friendly attitude can we capture more friends!However, it was too late for him to regret it now, and the plan to find a powerful master through the back door through Bai Yan was announced!
Editor-White:
Which one? ? _(:зゝ∠)_Tangtang, if you need my help, just tell me that I will go through fire and water and die to complete the task! TAT is just Tangtang, please don't hold your breath!Curiosity didn't just kill the cat, it killed me!
Bai Zhen scratched his heart and lungs with an itch!The purpose of someone dragging his wife into the group was to let her inquire about the military situation, and by the way, become a best friend with Tang, and then make a fool of himself, but since Tang only talked in the group when he first joined the group She didn't say anything again, she couldn't find a way to hook up!It's not easy for Tang to deliver it to her door today. She has to seize the opportunity to get close!
but! !
Tang, can you finish the sentence in one breath_(:зゝ∠)_
Tangyi shells:
Forget it...it's okay, I'll retreat~
When Bai Yu saw this sentence, he couldn't help stretching out Erkang's hand in his heart!
Do not----
Master TAT Tangtang, I didn’t let Ni finish this sentence in one breath, please give me a chance to hook up!
This is the time when her IQ is on the line!
Bai Yu quickly flipped through Yao Kun's Weibo, then Bian Yan's Weibo, and finally made a conclusion based on the various strange comments below!
Editor-White:
Lord Tangtang!I know, do you want to ask me to help you practice your sense of acting!
Ding Dong!
Almost at the same time she sent it, the other party replied to her message!
Tangyi shells:
Yeah! !Ask for advice!
Hey, let me catch you!Mr. Tangtang, who is impenetrable and has no flaws, you are finally going to fall into my clutches! ←This is a portrayal of Bai Hao's heart, but her reply is very posturing!
Editor-White:
o(*////▽////*)q Oh, don't worry, Master Tangtang, I taught them all about their sense of drama!Just leave it to me!Come on, let's come to Waiwai, let's add friends first, and then I will take you to my little nest to teach you a little bit, and when Mr. Tangtang's sense of drama comes out a little bit, I will recommend some crews to Mr. Tangtang and let Mr. Tangtang go in and dub!Guaranteed to be a blockbuster master Tangtang!
Tangyi shells:
Ahhh!No need!I just want to find someone to teach me how to practice drama. Nothing is too difficult when I just get started. There are many places that I can understand but cannot express!So many years of writing novels for nothing!
Editor-White:
o(*////▽////*)q Sir, watch out!I'm here to guarantee that you can practice amazingly!
Uh……
Bian Yan couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat when he saw this sentence, why did he feel a little hairy in his heart? (⊙﹏⊙) Forget it, let’s just trust this Bai X for now!Anyway, even if he has a good sense of drama, he can't find a way to dub. Sometimes it is necessary to go through the back door hahahahahaha!
Of course, after a long time (not!), Bian Chu will understand that his thoughts today are completely outrageous!
On the other side of the penguin, Bai Yu poked open Yao Kun's window excitedly!
Editor-White:
Hahaha!I hooked up with your wife!Your wife finally came to hook me up! ye! !
Editor-White:
Hahaha!Mrs. You came to me instead of you to learn dubbing, are you jealous!Are you envious?hate it!
Editor-White:
→_→Your Madam's voice is so hot and sweet, it must be very promising!I already had a premonition that there would be another master in the dubbing team!
Editor-White:
hey-hey!After I've trained you, Mrs. Yu will send him to be a partner with others, hehehehe!
Editor-White:
Don't worry, I won't tune in the ancient channel - teach him, you can't find it if you want to find it╭(╯^╰)╮
Editor-White:
Please, please, please, I'll give you a plane ticket to sit in on the audition!
[You have been blocked by the other party and cannot perform this operation]
……
Bai Yu was still excitedly sending messages to Yao Kun to stimulate Yao Kun, when suddenly such a message popped up in the window!
She was stunned for a long time before she realized, (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ You, Shui, Ju, Ran, Put, She, Screen, Cover!!
"Ma Geji!!" Bai Hao was so angry that his eyebrows flew up!
What she yelled in return was an even angrier yell from her mother!
"Girls seldom swear!"
"Ahh! I know, I know! Mom, I want to eat one by one!"
"Eat and eat, you know how to eat!" Bai Hao's mother chanted while handing the freshly fried pancakes to her idle daughter.
With a pancake in his mouth, Bai Yu's hands were not slow at all, crackling and banging!
OW-白矖, the dubbing group of Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times: Heh heh heh! ╭(╯^╰)╮If you dare to block me, just wait!See how I tune-teach your daughter-in-law!Tangtang will definitely be popular!Definitely hotter than you! @古古十犯CV-Youshui@汤衣炮装
Of course, after a long (not) long time, Bai Yu will understand that a certain one is really a good candidate for dubbing!
Do you believe it?
Anyway, I believe it ╮(╯▽╰)╭
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A small theater that is not a small theater:
Yao Kun: Ma'am, do you want to celebrate the New Year with my grandfather this year, or do you want to celebrate the New Year with my grandfather?
Bian Yan (angry): (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Why do you have to go to your family’s place every year to celebrate the New Year! I refuse! I want to go to my grandma’s house! Hmph!
Yao Kun (shy): Because you are a wife, there is an idiom called, the husband sings and the wife follows~ Go to my side first, and then go to your grandma's house, it's the same~
Bian Yan: I can go to your uncle's husband and wife!
Yao Kun (takes out his mobile phone to look at the screenshot): Madam, look, you lost in minesweeping~
Bian Chan (looks down, even angrier): ...Yao Kun! ! !
Yao Kun (shy): Madam, I am here~
Bian Yan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Fuck, who allowed you to take a picture of me with my naked fork and no clothes on!! You even made it a screen saver! Go to this one in the study Don't even think about getting into my bed!!
Yao Kun: Good lady~
Ma'am, I will definitely not sleep in your bed~ because I slept with you~ ahahahahaha!
The author has something to say:
(づ ̄3 ̄)づ Come, come, come, the Chinese New Year is in progress! !The Chinese New Year is very lively! !Please add to favorites_(:зゝ∠)_The three-dimensional grass chicken is busy and I am really sorry! !Two days away from home TAT
Chapter 31!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ I can't imagine what it's like to eat instant noodles with only seasoning packets! !
Bian Yan took a deep breath, and then entered the ancient official channel.
╭(╯^╰)╮Whoever is afraid of whoever goes!He just pretended not to see someone!
So when the big yellow horse "The Master, the Master, the Master" appeared on the channel together with the purple horse and the white horse, the little fans on the public screen were all excited!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: qwq Who did I see when I went there!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: qwq Bai Yu is here too!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: Ahhhh!The male god is here too!
As expected, when Bian Yan jumped into the channel, Yao Kun also stepped on them to enter!
He just wanted to see how Bai Zhen taught others how to dub, that's all!He would admit that he was jealous of a certain one who took the initiative to hook up with others and didn't come to him, so he stopped the meeting in the middle of the meeting and rushed back to supervise his wife guarding the red apricot on the high wall? Fuck siao!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: Why don't you go to Mai qwq when everyone is here, begging the male god to talk to Mai Suo!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Upstairs is stupid! !At this time, it should be said that Madam begged to speak to Maid!Is it far away that the male god appeared from the lady?Will the male god still close the mic after Mrs. You speaks? !
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Whoo!Stand up!Please let the lady speak~
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: I beg my wife to open the microphone to speak!I missed the scene and I squatted for so many days to listen to the sound of nature by Mrs. Is it easy? TAT Ball Talking Ball Talking Ball Talking Ball Talking!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: TAT finally waited for you, luckily I didn’t give up!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: I finally waited for you, luckily I didn't give up +1!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: +10086! !
"Finally waiting for you~ Fortunately, I didn't give up~~" Mai Shangren saw that the public screen was scrolling one after another, and he hummed along, winning a lot of praise!
then……
Then the topic went wrong unknowingly!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Madam is ashamed!We'll all pretend we don't know the last time you went to the pia alphabet show!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans:! ! !Alphabet play! !
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Ask for popular science!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: >////<Alphabet Play!Is that the letter I thought it was!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: (*/ω\*) I have a recording!Whoever wants it!There is a surprise!There are surprises at the beginning and even more surprises at the end!The cliff is a big surprise!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: 111111
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: 222222
Bian Yan looked at the suddenly seething Gongping with a dazed expression!
How can it be repaired!He knew that these people were always ready to record the moment when he lost his integrity! !Day, his first pia scene was so bad, these people still dare to record and are not afraid of their ears! !He decided again, not only did he want to ignore someone, but also the public screen who had no integrity at all! ╭(╯^╰)╮These "A, B, C, D, idlers, etc." all go into the dark room and stay there!
Wait! !
Qiu Dou Ma got it!
qwq If they pass this recording to me, me to him, and he to her to scatter like rays, wouldn't that mean that he will "take off his underpants" in front of people with tens of thousands of words?
NO! !No matter how thick-skinned he is, he can't stand such a blow!Please let me go!
And if someone with a black belly heard this recording, wouldn't someone have caught his black history!Judging from someone's urination, someone will definitely catch this recording and dig holes for him, just like that time when minesweeping was used to decide who is the wife, but no matter whether he wins or loses, he is "abducted" by some black water Gone like that! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ No! He refuses to jump into the pit!
So, Bian Yan once again decided to lift the ban on these "idle people waiting" for half a minute, and continue to throw them into a dark room after half a minute╭(╯^╰)╮
cough cough.
Bian Ni quickly agreed to Bai Zhen's request to add friends, thought for a while and then noted the word "Master".
master:
Lord Tangtang qwq My cousins came to my house together suddenly, I have to chat with them for a while!Sao wait!
Master Master Master Master:
Good master, you are busy first [smile]
master:
puff! !A mouthful of old blood choked in his throat!Emma, I am also a master!But you really don’t need to call me master, mainly because I’m afraid someone will kill me~ and I’m still your little fan girl Tangtang! >////<I also stir-fry chicken porridge and write sadistic dramas!
master:
>////<Tangtang can be like them, calling me Xiaobaiyi~ This is my nickname~ My first name is Baiyu, my nickname is Xiaobaiyi, and my nickname is Fried Sweater~
master:
Let’s not talk about qwq, they are calling me heartbreakingly in the kitchen, I will go there first!withdraw!
Master Master Master Master:
Grace~
After Bian Yan typed these two words, Bai Yan's crooked state became invisible, and he minimized the window to look at the suddenly more boiling public screen.
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Hush! !We don't know anything, do we!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: Shhh...
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: Shh... [Actually, I really don’t know anything, I’m just here to stand in formation_(:зゝ∠)_ Please explain it to me!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: Shhh...【Come upstairs and let's have a private chat, I'll secretly record you for you!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Shhh...【Male god gj!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: Shhh... [Emma's male god has a black belly, and the male god himself is afraid!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: Shhh... [Wait for me who passed the recording earlier!
Bian Yan:==What the hell is this called secretly?He's seen it all, okay?
So what happened when he was at the window with Bai Yu just now!
Bian Yan poked the mouse angrily and looked up the chat history, and it didn't take long to know what happened!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: If anyone can give me a copy of my wife's recording, I'll listen to it too.
WTF!
Don't listen to black belly!
Bian Yan shuddered, and typed a string of characters crackling!
Venerable Master Venerable Master: Fall!Recording person, I curse you that you will never eat instant noodles without seasoning packets!
Crowd: …
The public screen was quiet for a while, and then began to scroll again.
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: Hahahahahaha!Tangtang!This curse is now out of fashion!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times - Fans: o(*////▽////*)q I never eat instant noodles~ so don't worry about not having seasoning packets~
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times - Fans: (っ//////////c) Even if there is no seasoning packet for instant noodles, you can also add salt and seasoning by yourself. Friendly reminder, you can make it more delicious by yourself~
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: ↑Are you sure the upstairs is not here to show off your cooking skills?But I also want to say~ I listened to the recording, not the recording hhhhh, so the curse is invalid!
Bian Yan is now completely indifferent. Seeing that so many people in Gongping don't care about this curse, he continues to type.
Venerable Venerable Master: The people who record the recordings will never eat instant noodles with seasoning packets, the people who listen to the recordings will always eat instant noodles with seasoning packets, and the people who listen to the recordings will always eat instant noodles with the scum that fell from the noodles! 【Curse Emoticon】
"Aha~~poof——" The man on the wheat was singing the chorus of the spring ballet. Seeing this sentence, he didn't bring it up in one breath, and ran out of tune to the Himalayas, instantly changing from a male to a god Became a male nerve (a male snake spirit with a male duck voice), _(:зゝ∠)_ also exploded at the same time as the public screen!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Pfft! !
Ten Tribulations in the Ancient Times-Fan: qwq Although it feels strange to get instant noodles when there are only seasoning packets or only scum, but I have to say, this curse is really too poisonous!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: qwq Emma, the man on the mic ruined my recording ahhh!
The guy on Maishang coughed and protested: "Is it my fault!! It's because my wife is too stupid and cute to make me laugh! My voice is broken and out of tune, I want to cry too!"
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ I can’t imagine what it’s like to eat instant noodles with only seasoning packets! !
Venerable Venerable Master: Hey, hey, hey!Field Control Field Control!The guy on Maishang is chatting on Maisue, so get him out!
Field Control of Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Xiaoxiaole: ORZ field control has been laughing on the ground, please call 1234567 if you need anything...
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Beep—Hi, hello, is this 1234567!Someone here laughed and smoked, please come to the rescue, come to the rescue!The location is the official frequency of the ten robberies in ancient times!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: Beep—Hello, the user you called has died! o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓hhhhh I'm dying of laughter!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: Come and see the male god and male god!Your wife is so stupid!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Actually, I thought about it...we can neutralize it, isn't it just right?It’s just that a bucket of instant noodles is a bit small for three people. I can’t eat enough. What’s the matter?
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Pfft! ! ! _(:зゝ∠)_Upstairs is as stupid and cute as Tangtang, and the identification is complete!
"Cough!" On the computer side, Yao Kun took a sip of coffee and didn't choke!
Don't ask him why he asked what the recording was on the public screen just now!
→_→ Will he tell you that he actually recorded it too?Will he tell you that he just doesn't want his wife to know that that person is him, so that he can secretly follow his wife to the pia drama channel to cooperate next time?He will tell you that he loops that recording many times every day, even without tea or food?Will he tell you?
In fact, he was just guessing that a certain dog didn’t know that he was the one who was “slightly nervous for the first pia scene” that day, otherwise he would have opened the tuba and passed by that day, and a certain dog would have exploded at that time, instead of reacting in the slightest after so many days nothing!
So, for the sake of his future happy life, it is necessary for him to pretend now!
Look, isn't a certain one not suspicious at all now?
>////<However, madam is afraid that he will listen to that recording, is it shy?Or are you afraid that he will misunderstand?
Oops, no matter what the reason is, his heart beats just thinking about it~ and why is his wife so cute?Cursed people are so cute too!It's so cute that it explodes!
↑The author is very irresponsible to tell you that you can fall down to President Yao without your heart beating, so this is really a beautiful misunderstanding ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Yao Kun thought for a while, and of course he had to follow up if a certain one had spoken.
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Ma'am, go buy a bucket of instant noodles for your husband and try to see if your curse works.
Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Master: Sun!Try a P!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: ...
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Ma'am, don't stay with Bai Hao.
Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Master: Whoo!Give me a hundred and eighty reasons to convince me first!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Did she tell you her nickname?
nickname?
Bian Yan quickly opened Bai Yu's chat window and looked at it, then switched back to the public screen.
Master Master Master: Fried sweater?
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times CV-You Shui: En.
Ten Tribulations of the Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Both of you will blow your hair when you disagree, so she calls it a fried sweater, and you can also call it a fried hair candy... You two get together, I am worried that the ancient officials will be blown through frequently by you two ...
Yao Kun typed out such a sentence thought it was humorous, and then...
No more ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Master: I, can, go, you, dad, lord, of, fry, wear!
Bian Yan slammed down such a sentence, and then kicked Yao Kun from this sub-channel decisively, resolutely, and mercilessly_(:зゝ∠)_
So, ten minutes later, when Bai Yu came back to the computer from the kitchen, her channel had become a mess_(:зゝ∠)_
The number of sub-channels has dropped sharply, from the original thousand to a hundred, and the half of the people who are missing are jumping around by Youshui who keeps provoking Tangyi shells and being forked out by Tangyi shells_(: зゝ∠)_
You ask field control?
Ha ha……
Field control is also a part of jumping around!
For this state, she just wants to say: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ a group of mentally retarded!!
The author has something to say:
>╱╥╥<I finally waited for you, but luckily I didn’t give up~ Do the little angels like this song?Let me sing it to you, okay?Thank you for your support to me~ I will post a link on Weibo at that time, and the little angels who want to listen can follow the Weibo address of my column to listen to it >////<By the way, shameless, please collect~(づ ̄3 ̄)づLittle angels, Happy New Year, all wishes come true~
Chapter 32 When he found his daughter-in-law, did he still know his suspected crazy daughter-in-law?
Ding-dong-
The Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times OW-Baizhen sent a voice broadcast on all channels:
"Hey, hey, halohalo, excuse me! The dubbing crew who just jumped around went to the little black room to reflect on themselves! Don't come out before sunset! Brothers and sisters who just jumped around... please continue... and those who just jumped around The Tangtang and Youshui...Made made sticks! Get out of here with me!"
The ancient dubbing group is not like other pia drama channels that can be blocked at will, and they cannot broadcast on the channel at will. Even sending text broadcasts will be criticized by the collective, let alone voice broadcasts.
and so……
So there is no reason, the stupid author just wants to say that the messy channel has finally returned to normal under the roar of the east lion _(:зゝ∠)_
And the two instigators who caused turmoil in the entire channel...
Bai Yu means cocoa!
Do you think she will really bring You Shui and Tang Yi Pao Pao to the bottom sub-channel of the channel to talk about life!
Do you think she will really give You Shui and Tang Yi Pao Pao a chance to stuff her with dog food!
Engage in siao! !
>////<She is going to talk about life with her cute and cute little apprentice Tangtang!
As for the other one?
Sorry, who is that?She doesn't know it! !
o( ̄ヘ ̄*o) dare to make fans follow suit, a certain one is too brave!You have to hide Mrs. You far away so that he can't find anyone for ten days and a half months, so he doesn't dare to make trouble again!
So when Yao Kun stepped into the sub-channel at the bottom of the channel following in the footsteps of Bian Yan and Bai Zhen...
He successfully blackened his face!
== As soon as he entered, the other two disappeared!
Ma De Zhi Zhang dared to abduct his wife!
Yao Kun angrily (crossed out) opened the Waiwai interface to look for the traces of these two people, but it was useless!Tangtang, who has never been invisible, is not online!Bai Xiao, who has never been online, of course is still not online...
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Ma Dan knew that he shouldn't put Bai Yan and Tangtang together! A good wife has been taught badly by Bai Yan!
Return his wife!
TAT, he wants to chat with his wife!
It is enough for TAT to find a daughter-in-law to guard against men and women, but also to guard against white hair! !
On the other side, Bai Hao is still teaching Bian Xi how to set it so that others can't see the channel she is on. Anyway, there are yellow horses everywhere in her backstage, so I can't find a certain water!
"Is that so?" After knowing that Weiwai can still be set in this way, Bian Yan very cleverly made him invisible, and then set it non-stop to prevent anyone from seeing the channel he is on!
Hey hey hey!In this way, even if he goes online, someone with a black stomach can't find where he is!
He took a screenshot of Bai Hao.
"Yes..." Before Bai Hao could say a word, he suddenly received a lot of indiscriminate bombardment!
Crooked, crooked and fried in a mess!
CV by water:
Air tickets!
CV by water:
come out!
CV by water:
==Don't play dead I know you're there
CV by water:
[Screenshots of other drama dry sounds] Give me a plane ticket if you want
CV by water:
Come out to me!
CV by water:
come out!
CV by water:
Give me back the man! !
Drop drop-
Drop drop-
ding dong ding dong --
ding dong ding dong --
"Hey hey tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk +a to take a screenshot, then ctrl+v to copy to the public screen!
"No, no, no! He's full and can't find anything to do, so he teased me! I don't want to watch it! I really don't want to watch it!!" Bian Yan double-clicked the screenshot on the public screen , It’s cheap to browse from the beginning, so it’s honest to say that you don’t want your body ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Hey, hey, can you press the curvature of the two mouth corners?
Hey……
hey-hey……
Hehehe...
(っ//////////c) Who, who is his man!I, I'm not happy hehehehe!
"Okay! Let's start learning dubbing!"
mock up!Don’t think that I didn’t give you the chance to spread dog food because I didn’t hear your sneaky laughter (”⁄)! → This is a true portrayal of Bai Yu’s heart, but she doesn’t know that she has dug herself the biggest hole !
"Good master!"
Master QAQ please let me read a little more! !
wrong……
Bian Yan felt a little bit in his heart, and then frowned.
"Accept this thing. Our task today is to learn to let go of ourselves!" Of course, Bai Yu couldn't see the change in Bian's expression. She dragged a file into the window and said in a thief-like way, "A lot of people are dubbing, actually. I can't let go, I am gentle when I should be gentle, and I am still gentle when I shouldn't be gentle, and I can't tear it out, so let's practice tearing force today!"
"Watt?!" What the hell is a 0-0 tear?
"Ahem! Tearing is too rough. Let's use a more professional word, uh... roar! Yes! It's screaming! Kang Muang!"
Bian Yan: -L-Why do I have a bad feeling!
Bian Yan looked at the newly received folder stored in the local disk D, iwanna?What is this thing?script?
Double click to open.
"Huh? Why does this look more like a game?"
"Right! This is a game hhhhh!"
"So master, are we going to play a game next?" ==Do you want to be so cruel!He is a handicapped party!
As a grandma who dies, he is the only one left to live, as a dps output is always the lowest, as a T... Forget it, he has never been a T, anyway, he is playing a game that is scum in any profession. He was extremely excited when he heard that he was going to play a game!
"Right! Don't underestimate this game. This game is great for exercising your hands, brain, and heart! It's perfect for exercising your roaring skills, and balabalabala..." Bai Hao opened his mouth with a series of words. The advantages are blurted out without any pause, and even the words become more and more vigorous, which opens the crazy mode of people!
"This is a stand-alone game that doesn't take up memory! The operation is very simple, shift is to jump, shift twice in a row is to double jump, Z is to fire bullets, r is to return to the previous save point after death, similar to Super Mario, but You can’t eat gold coins or props, you can’t squat down, you have to hide from traps and pits, it’s very exciting and exciting! Anyway, you’ll know it after playing it!”
"The dubbing group for such a wholesome game doesn't even play with me! o( ̄ヘ ̄*o) It's fine if you don't play with me, and they think I'm bloody and violent, and say I'm a jerk!" But no matter what No matter how much she said, Bian Yan only had one expression→=L=
"Let's learn from the hardest! When can you put it away?
Tang, clothes, cannon, bomb, already, classics, very, long, no, yes, mentioned, arrived, he, of, small, said,!
The following group of readers expressed their heartfelt joy!
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻What the hell did Tangtang do! Don’t tell them that the New Year’s Eve is very busy and there is no time to type! They all saw a certain Weibo... Although the recent Weibo is full of All kinds of food are mouthwatering_(:зゝ∠)_!
Burning goose!
This also cannot change the fact that Tangtang has not updated for a long time!
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Could it be that you are so addicted to eating New Year's goods that you can't extricate yourself! Tangtang, you have finished eating the New Year's goods now, do you still want to eat it!
so! !Please update TAT!
As for the fans, they choose to wait and see what happens!
→_→According to past urination, Mrs. You must have become angry because of the failure of the drama with the male god pia sauce that day, and because the male god turned into a large size and turned into a wife-protecting madman, that’s why it’s been so few days Ignore the male god and just post on Weibo!It's still guessing meow hahahahaha!
Look at Yao Kun again.
Seeing that a certain Weibo was still so lively but ignored him at all, he smiled indifferently!
Ma'am, ignore me now, and see how I punish you later!
However, a certain one didn't hear Tang Mi's affectionate call, nor could he hear the crackling sound of abacus in Yao's heart, and a certain one was already addicted to dubbing and couldn't extricate himself!
On this day, when Bian's father and Bian's mother were in the kitchen talking about what new year's goods they would buy for the new year, suddenly there was an angry roar from upstairs!
"kill--!"
kill----
kill------
kill--------
Ah, don't get me wrong, there is indeed only one sound, and the rest are all echoes.
Bian Bian's house is a tube building with a well-like corridor in the middle, so there is "corridor echo".There are big mountains and small rivers behind his house, so there are strands of "echoes from the corners of the mountains" mixed in with the echoes, echoing one after another, lingering endlessly... What the hell!
Scared out of my mind, okay? !
Bian's mother shook violently three times immediately, and was ready to rush upstairs to arrest people as soon as she put down the cup!
What has this bastard learned all these days out!All day long, the cat locked the door upstairs and fiddled, and didn't know what he was doing!I always hear weird noises coming from inside!
For example, last time, there was a sudden scream like killing a pig from upstairs! (This is really my real mother!) She was so scared that she almost thought that a robber had come to the house!After all, there are many robbers and thieves during the Chinese New Year, so she has to lock the doors and windows every time she goes out to be at ease!That time when she heard the screams, she rushed upstairs, but the bedroom door told her...the other party refused her inspection!
For example, last time, there was a heart-piercing cry from upstairs...it must be a cry, right?Haoxuan didn't scare her back then. It was the first time she heard her son cry so badly!As a result, she rushed upstairs to the bedroom door and still told her...the other party refused her inspection!
For another example, last time, she was chopping vegetables downstairs, when she suddenly heard yelling from upstairs!She tilted the knife and almost chopped off her finger!God, it's the first time she heard her son swearing so viciously, she has to go up and see it! (Again, this is really my mother_(:зゝ∠)_) But the bedroom door still told her...the other party refused her to check!
Another example is last time last time!
Up up up up up up last time!
In short, this kind of situation has often happened recently!Mother Bian is about to flip the table!
Forget it, she has already flipped the table!
But as soon as she rolled up her sleeves, Father Bian held her back.
"Oh, ah, I must be writing something, I have to pretend to be like that, what's the name, I'm on the scene! Oh, fighting, I can only write when I'm reading a novel~ You don't care how much you grow!"
Mother Bian thought about it, this is also a reason!
Forget it, then she doesn't care, lest her son say that she knocked on the door and interrupted his train of thought later.
And what is the instigator doing?
……
Upstairs in the bedroom, Bian Yan is "killing" vigorously_(:зゝ∠)_
Being addicted to dubbing and being unable to extricate oneself is not just talking, and it is not just talking about wanting to learn dubbing. Although his first pia scene ended in failure, he believes that one day he will become a master in the dubbing industry!
So he spends all day on Waiwai, playing pia scripts with others on the pia drama channel, just now he was pia Tiance's drama song.
Cough, although his killing spirit is not enough, he still managed to kill him, didn't he!
╭(╯^╰)╮He will definitely surpass You Shui... no wonder!
TAT motherfucker, he has practiced for a long time and still hasn't improved at all!
He also tried to read the lines of his own novels and record them, but the effect was nothing compared to those CVs from the ancient times, nothing compared to them!It's like a group of people in the sky, and he is alone in the ground!
TAT motherfucker, he urgently needs a master!
So one day, Bai Yu suddenly received a strange message from a mysterious person.
The reason why it is said to be mysterious is because this person has said a few words since joining the crew.
The reason why I say it is strange is because this message... She really can't read the available information, and the next few messages, she can't read the memory information either _(:зゝ∠)_
[Tang Yi Pao Pao initiated a chat with you through the Feng Xi Xue stop group]
Tangyi shells:
Hello there!
Editor-White:
qwq hello! !
Tangyi shells:
cough cough...
Editor-White:
If you have anything to say, just say it! o(*////▽////*)qI am happy to help you!
Tangyi shells:
You may not believe it, ever since you came into contact with radio dramas...
At the other end of the window, Bai Hao looked terrified!
Tangyi Cannonball: You may not believe it when you tell me, but since I came into contact with radio dramas...
Bai Yu: Nani Nani?
Tangyi Paobao: I just fell in love with you...
puff! ! !The white brain made up a mouthful of old blood!Convex(艹盘哦) If she dares to think so, someone will tear her down!
Of course, this can’t be blamed on Bai Tuo, the main reason is that a certain one has been hesitant to say anything ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Tangyi shells:
[Cold Sweat] You...
Editor-White:
[Cold Sweat] I...
Editor-White:
QWQ what's wrong with me!Da Da, do you know that if you want to tantalize your appetite, you will be hanged by me!
Tangyi shells:
Cough... that's the one...
[Ah ah ah! !How can I speak!It's all my fault for being so cold!If I had known that today when Bai X came to ask for authorization, I should have been more close TAT] ← A certain one regretted it in his heart!
This story tells us that only by catching circles in the middle with a peaceful and friendly attitude can we capture more friends!However, it was too late for him to regret it now, and the plan to find a powerful master through the back door through Bai Yan was announced!
Editor-White:
Which one? ? _(:зゝ∠)_Tangtang, if you need my help, just tell me that I will go through fire and water and die to complete the task! TAT is just Tangtang, please don't hold your breath!Curiosity didn't just kill the cat, it killed me!
Bai Zhen scratched his heart and lungs with an itch!The purpose of someone dragging his wife into the group was to let her inquire about the military situation, and by the way, become a best friend with Tang, and then make a fool of himself, but since Tang only talked in the group when he first joined the group She didn't say anything again, she couldn't find a way to hook up!It's not easy for Tang to deliver it to her door today. She has to seize the opportunity to get close!
but! !
Tang, can you finish the sentence in one breath_(:зゝ∠)_
Tangyi shells:
Forget it...it's okay, I'll retreat~
When Bai Yu saw this sentence, he couldn't help stretching out Erkang's hand in his heart!
Do not----
Master TAT Tangtang, I didn’t let Ni finish this sentence in one breath, please give me a chance to hook up!
This is the time when her IQ is on the line!
Bai Yu quickly flipped through Yao Kun's Weibo, then Bian Yan's Weibo, and finally made a conclusion based on the various strange comments below!
Editor-White:
Lord Tangtang!I know, do you want to ask me to help you practice your sense of acting!
Ding Dong!
Almost at the same time she sent it, the other party replied to her message!
Tangyi shells:
Yeah! !Ask for advice!
Hey, let me catch you!Mr. Tangtang, who is impenetrable and has no flaws, you are finally going to fall into my clutches! ←This is a portrayal of Bai Hao's heart, but her reply is very posturing!
Editor-White:
o(*////▽////*)q Oh, don't worry, Master Tangtang, I taught them all about their sense of drama!Just leave it to me!Come on, let's come to Waiwai, let's add friends first, and then I will take you to my little nest to teach you a little bit, and when Mr. Tangtang's sense of drama comes out a little bit, I will recommend some crews to Mr. Tangtang and let Mr. Tangtang go in and dub!Guaranteed to be a blockbuster master Tangtang!
Tangyi shells:
Ahhh!No need!I just want to find someone to teach me how to practice drama. Nothing is too difficult when I just get started. There are many places that I can understand but cannot express!So many years of writing novels for nothing!
Editor-White:
o(*////▽////*)q Sir, watch out!I'm here to guarantee that you can practice amazingly!
Uh……
Bian Yan couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat when he saw this sentence, why did he feel a little hairy in his heart? (⊙﹏⊙) Forget it, let’s just trust this Bai X for now!Anyway, even if he has a good sense of drama, he can't find a way to dub. Sometimes it is necessary to go through the back door hahahahahaha!
Of course, after a long time (not!), Bian Chu will understand that his thoughts today are completely outrageous!
On the other side of the penguin, Bai Yu poked open Yao Kun's window excitedly!
Editor-White:
Hahaha!I hooked up with your wife!Your wife finally came to hook me up! ye! !
Editor-White:
Hahaha!Mrs. You came to me instead of you to learn dubbing, are you jealous!Are you envious?hate it!
Editor-White:
→_→Your Madam's voice is so hot and sweet, it must be very promising!I already had a premonition that there would be another master in the dubbing team!
Editor-White:
hey-hey!After I've trained you, Mrs. Yu will send him to be a partner with others, hehehehe!
Editor-White:
Don't worry, I won't tune in the ancient channel - teach him, you can't find it if you want to find it╭(╯^╰)╮
Editor-White:
Please, please, please, I'll give you a plane ticket to sit in on the audition!
[You have been blocked by the other party and cannot perform this operation]
……
Bai Yu was still excitedly sending messages to Yao Kun to stimulate Yao Kun, when suddenly such a message popped up in the window!
She was stunned for a long time before she realized, (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ You, Shui, Ju, Ran, Put, She, Screen, Cover!!
"Ma Geji!!" Bai Hao was so angry that his eyebrows flew up!
What she yelled in return was an even angrier yell from her mother!
"Girls seldom swear!"
"Ahh! I know, I know! Mom, I want to eat one by one!"
"Eat and eat, you know how to eat!" Bai Hao's mother chanted while handing the freshly fried pancakes to her idle daughter.
With a pancake in his mouth, Bai Yu's hands were not slow at all, crackling and banging!
OW-白矖, the dubbing group of Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times: Heh heh heh! ╭(╯^╰)╮If you dare to block me, just wait!See how I tune-teach your daughter-in-law!Tangtang will definitely be popular!Definitely hotter than you! @古古十犯CV-Youshui@汤衣炮装
Of course, after a long (not) long time, Bai Yu will understand that a certain one is really a good candidate for dubbing!
Do you believe it?
Anyway, I believe it ╮(╯▽╰)╭
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A small theater that is not a small theater:
Yao Kun: Ma'am, do you want to celebrate the New Year with my grandfather this year, or do you want to celebrate the New Year with my grandfather?
Bian Yan (angry): (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Why do you have to go to your family’s place every year to celebrate the New Year! I refuse! I want to go to my grandma’s house! Hmph!
Yao Kun (shy): Because you are a wife, there is an idiom called, the husband sings and the wife follows~ Go to my side first, and then go to your grandma's house, it's the same~
Bian Yan: I can go to your uncle's husband and wife!
Yao Kun (takes out his mobile phone to look at the screenshot): Madam, look, you lost in minesweeping~
Bian Chan (looks down, even angrier): ...Yao Kun! ! !
Yao Kun (shy): Madam, I am here~
Bian Yan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Fuck, who allowed you to take a picture of me with my naked fork and no clothes on!! You even made it a screen saver! Go to this one in the study Don't even think about getting into my bed!!
Yao Kun: Good lady~
Ma'am, I will definitely not sleep in your bed~ because I slept with you~ ahahahahaha!
The author has something to say:
(づ ̄3 ̄)づ Come, come, come, the Chinese New Year is in progress! !The Chinese New Year is very lively! !Please add to favorites_(:зゝ∠)_The three-dimensional grass chicken is busy and I am really sorry! !Two days away from home TAT
Chapter 31!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ I can't imagine what it's like to eat instant noodles with only seasoning packets! !
Bian Yan took a deep breath, and then entered the ancient official channel.
╭(╯^╰)╮Whoever is afraid of whoever goes!He just pretended not to see someone!
So when the big yellow horse "The Master, the Master, the Master" appeared on the channel together with the purple horse and the white horse, the little fans on the public screen were all excited!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: qwq Who did I see when I went there!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: qwq Bai Yu is here too!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: Ahhhh!The male god is here too!
As expected, when Bian Yan jumped into the channel, Yao Kun also stepped on them to enter!
He just wanted to see how Bai Zhen taught others how to dub, that's all!He would admit that he was jealous of a certain one who took the initiative to hook up with others and didn't come to him, so he stopped the meeting in the middle of the meeting and rushed back to supervise his wife guarding the red apricot on the high wall? Fuck siao!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: Why don't you go to Mai qwq when everyone is here, begging the male god to talk to Mai Suo!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Upstairs is stupid! !At this time, it should be said that Madam begged to speak to Maid!Is it far away that the male god appeared from the lady?Will the male god still close the mic after Mrs. You speaks? !
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Whoo!Stand up!Please let the lady speak~
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: I beg my wife to open the microphone to speak!I missed the scene and I squatted for so many days to listen to the sound of nature by Mrs. Is it easy? TAT Ball Talking Ball Talking Ball Talking Ball Talking!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: TAT finally waited for you, luckily I didn’t give up!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: I finally waited for you, luckily I didn't give up +1!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: +10086! !
"Finally waiting for you~ Fortunately, I didn't give up~~" Mai Shangren saw that the public screen was scrolling one after another, and he hummed along, winning a lot of praise!
then……
Then the topic went wrong unknowingly!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Madam is ashamed!We'll all pretend we don't know the last time you went to the pia alphabet show!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans:! ! !Alphabet play! !
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Ask for popular science!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: >////<Alphabet Play!Is that the letter I thought it was!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: (*/ω\*) I have a recording!Whoever wants it!There is a surprise!There are surprises at the beginning and even more surprises at the end!The cliff is a big surprise!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: 111111
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: 222222
Bian Yan looked at the suddenly seething Gongping with a dazed expression!
How can it be repaired!He knew that these people were always ready to record the moment when he lost his integrity! !Day, his first pia scene was so bad, these people still dare to record and are not afraid of their ears! !He decided again, not only did he want to ignore someone, but also the public screen who had no integrity at all! ╭(╯^╰)╮These "A, B, C, D, idlers, etc." all go into the dark room and stay there!
Wait! !
Qiu Dou Ma got it!
qwq If they pass this recording to me, me to him, and he to her to scatter like rays, wouldn't that mean that he will "take off his underpants" in front of people with tens of thousands of words?
NO! !No matter how thick-skinned he is, he can't stand such a blow!Please let me go!
And if someone with a black belly heard this recording, wouldn't someone have caught his black history!Judging from someone's urination, someone will definitely catch this recording and dig holes for him, just like that time when minesweeping was used to decide who is the wife, but no matter whether he wins or loses, he is "abducted" by some black water Gone like that! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ No! He refuses to jump into the pit!
So, Bian Yan once again decided to lift the ban on these "idle people waiting" for half a minute, and continue to throw them into a dark room after half a minute╭(╯^╰)╮
cough cough.
Bian Ni quickly agreed to Bai Zhen's request to add friends, thought for a while and then noted the word "Master".
master:
Lord Tangtang qwq My cousins came to my house together suddenly, I have to chat with them for a while!Sao wait!
Master Master Master Master:
Good master, you are busy first [smile]
master:
puff! !A mouthful of old blood choked in his throat!Emma, I am also a master!But you really don’t need to call me master, mainly because I’m afraid someone will kill me~ and I’m still your little fan girl Tangtang! >////<I also stir-fry chicken porridge and write sadistic dramas!
master:
>////<Tangtang can be like them, calling me Xiaobaiyi~ This is my nickname~ My first name is Baiyu, my nickname is Xiaobaiyi, and my nickname is Fried Sweater~
master:
Let’s not talk about qwq, they are calling me heartbreakingly in the kitchen, I will go there first!withdraw!
Master Master Master Master:
Grace~
After Bian Yan typed these two words, Bai Yan's crooked state became invisible, and he minimized the window to look at the suddenly more boiling public screen.
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Hush! !We don't know anything, do we!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: Shhh...
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: Shh... [Actually, I really don’t know anything, I’m just here to stand in formation_(:зゝ∠)_ Please explain it to me!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: Shhh...【Come upstairs and let's have a private chat, I'll secretly record you for you!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Shhh...【Male god gj!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: Shhh... [Emma's male god has a black belly, and the male god himself is afraid!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: Shhh... [Wait for me who passed the recording earlier!
Bian Yan:==What the hell is this called secretly?He's seen it all, okay?
So what happened when he was at the window with Bai Yu just now!
Bian Yan poked the mouse angrily and looked up the chat history, and it didn't take long to know what happened!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: If anyone can give me a copy of my wife's recording, I'll listen to it too.
WTF!
Don't listen to black belly!
Bian Yan shuddered, and typed a string of characters crackling!
Venerable Master Venerable Master: Fall!Recording person, I curse you that you will never eat instant noodles without seasoning packets!
Crowd: …
The public screen was quiet for a while, and then began to scroll again.
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: Hahahahahaha!Tangtang!This curse is now out of fashion!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times - Fans: o(*////▽////*)q I never eat instant noodles~ so don't worry about not having seasoning packets~
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times - Fans: (っ//////////c) Even if there is no seasoning packet for instant noodles, you can also add salt and seasoning by yourself. Friendly reminder, you can make it more delicious by yourself~
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: ↑Are you sure the upstairs is not here to show off your cooking skills?But I also want to say~ I listened to the recording, not the recording hhhhh, so the curse is invalid!
Bian Yan is now completely indifferent. Seeing that so many people in Gongping don't care about this curse, he continues to type.
Venerable Venerable Master: The people who record the recordings will never eat instant noodles with seasoning packets, the people who listen to the recordings will always eat instant noodles with seasoning packets, and the people who listen to the recordings will always eat instant noodles with the scum that fell from the noodles! 【Curse Emoticon】
"Aha~~poof——" The man on the wheat was singing the chorus of the spring ballet. Seeing this sentence, he didn't bring it up in one breath, and ran out of tune to the Himalayas, instantly changing from a male to a god Became a male nerve (a male snake spirit with a male duck voice), _(:зゝ∠)_ also exploded at the same time as the public screen!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Pfft! !
Ten Tribulations in the Ancient Times-Fan: qwq Although it feels strange to get instant noodles when there are only seasoning packets or only scum, but I have to say, this curse is really too poisonous!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: qwq Emma, the man on the mic ruined my recording ahhh!
The guy on Maishang coughed and protested: "Is it my fault!! It's because my wife is too stupid and cute to make me laugh! My voice is broken and out of tune, I want to cry too!"
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ I can’t imagine what it’s like to eat instant noodles with only seasoning packets! !
Venerable Venerable Master: Hey, hey, hey!Field Control Field Control!The guy on Maishang is chatting on Maisue, so get him out!
Field Control of Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Xiaoxiaole: ORZ field control has been laughing on the ground, please call 1234567 if you need anything...
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Beep—Hi, hello, is this 1234567!Someone here laughed and smoked, please come to the rescue, come to the rescue!The location is the official frequency of the ten robberies in ancient times!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fan: Beep—Hello, the user you called has died! o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓hhhhh I'm dying of laughter!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: Come and see the male god and male god!Your wife is so stupid!
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Actually, I thought about it...we can neutralize it, isn't it just right?It’s just that a bucket of instant noodles is a bit small for three people. I can’t eat enough. What’s the matter?
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Pfft! ! ! _(:зゝ∠)_Upstairs is as stupid and cute as Tangtang, and the identification is complete!
"Cough!" On the computer side, Yao Kun took a sip of coffee and didn't choke!
Don't ask him why he asked what the recording was on the public screen just now!
→_→ Will he tell you that he actually recorded it too?Will he tell you that he just doesn't want his wife to know that that person is him, so that he can secretly follow his wife to the pia drama channel to cooperate next time?He will tell you that he loops that recording many times every day, even without tea or food?Will he tell you?
In fact, he was just guessing that a certain dog didn’t know that he was the one who was “slightly nervous for the first pia scene” that day, otherwise he would have opened the tuba and passed by that day, and a certain dog would have exploded at that time, instead of reacting in the slightest after so many days nothing!
So, for the sake of his future happy life, it is necessary for him to pretend now!
Look, isn't a certain one not suspicious at all now?
>////<However, madam is afraid that he will listen to that recording, is it shy?Or are you afraid that he will misunderstand?
Oops, no matter what the reason is, his heart beats just thinking about it~ and why is his wife so cute?Cursed people are so cute too!It's so cute that it explodes!
↑The author is very irresponsible to tell you that you can fall down to President Yao without your heart beating, so this is really a beautiful misunderstanding ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Yao Kun thought for a while, and of course he had to follow up if a certain one had spoken.
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Ma'am, go buy a bucket of instant noodles for your husband and try to see if your curse works.
Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Master: Sun!Try a P!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: ...
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Ma'am, don't stay with Bai Hao.
Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Master: Whoo!Give me a hundred and eighty reasons to convince me first!
Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Did she tell you her nickname?
nickname?
Bian Yan quickly opened Bai Yu's chat window and looked at it, then switched back to the public screen.
Master Master Master: Fried sweater?
Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times CV-You Shui: En.
Ten Tribulations of the Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Both of you will blow your hair when you disagree, so she calls it a fried sweater, and you can also call it a fried hair candy... You two get together, I am worried that the ancient officials will be blown through frequently by you two ...
Yao Kun typed out such a sentence thought it was humorous, and then...
No more ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Venerable Master: I, can, go, you, dad, lord, of, fry, wear!
Bian Yan slammed down such a sentence, and then kicked Yao Kun from this sub-channel decisively, resolutely, and mercilessly_(:зゝ∠)_
So, ten minutes later, when Bai Yu came back to the computer from the kitchen, her channel had become a mess_(:зゝ∠)_
The number of sub-channels has dropped sharply, from the original thousand to a hundred, and the half of the people who are missing are jumping around by Youshui who keeps provoking Tangyi shells and being forked out by Tangyi shells_(: зゝ∠)_
You ask field control?
Ha ha……
Field control is also a part of jumping around!
For this state, she just wants to say: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ a group of mentally retarded!!
The author has something to say:
>╱╥╥<I finally waited for you, but luckily I didn’t give up~ Do the little angels like this song?Let me sing it to you, okay?Thank you for your support to me~ I will post a link on Weibo at that time, and the little angels who want to listen can follow the Weibo address of my column to listen to it >////<By the way, shameless, please collect~(づ ̄3 ̄)づLittle angels, Happy New Year, all wishes come true~
Chapter 32 When he found his daughter-in-law, did he still know his suspected crazy daughter-in-law?
Ding-dong-
The Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times OW-Baizhen sent a voice broadcast on all channels:
"Hey, hey, halohalo, excuse me! The dubbing crew who just jumped around went to the little black room to reflect on themselves! Don't come out before sunset! Brothers and sisters who just jumped around... please continue... and those who just jumped around The Tangtang and Youshui...Made made sticks! Get out of here with me!"
The ancient dubbing group is not like other pia drama channels that can be blocked at will, and they cannot broadcast on the channel at will. Even sending text broadcasts will be criticized by the collective, let alone voice broadcasts.
and so……
So there is no reason, the stupid author just wants to say that the messy channel has finally returned to normal under the roar of the east lion _(:зゝ∠)_
And the two instigators who caused turmoil in the entire channel...
Bai Yu means cocoa!
Do you think she will really bring You Shui and Tang Yi Pao Pao to the bottom sub-channel of the channel to talk about life!
Do you think she will really give You Shui and Tang Yi Pao Pao a chance to stuff her with dog food!
Engage in siao! !
>////<She is going to talk about life with her cute and cute little apprentice Tangtang!
As for the other one?
Sorry, who is that?She doesn't know it! !
o( ̄ヘ ̄*o) dare to make fans follow suit, a certain one is too brave!You have to hide Mrs. You far away so that he can't find anyone for ten days and a half months, so he doesn't dare to make trouble again!
So when Yao Kun stepped into the sub-channel at the bottom of the channel following in the footsteps of Bian Yan and Bai Zhen...
He successfully blackened his face!
== As soon as he entered, the other two disappeared!
Ma De Zhi Zhang dared to abduct his wife!
Yao Kun angrily (crossed out) opened the Waiwai interface to look for the traces of these two people, but it was useless!Tangtang, who has never been invisible, is not online!Bai Xiao, who has never been online, of course is still not online...
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Ma Dan knew that he shouldn't put Bai Yan and Tangtang together! A good wife has been taught badly by Bai Yan!
Return his wife!
TAT, he wants to chat with his wife!
It is enough for TAT to find a daughter-in-law to guard against men and women, but also to guard against white hair! !
On the other side, Bai Hao is still teaching Bian Xi how to set it so that others can't see the channel she is on. Anyway, there are yellow horses everywhere in her backstage, so I can't find a certain water!
"Is that so?" After knowing that Weiwai can still be set in this way, Bian Yan very cleverly made him invisible, and then set it non-stop to prevent anyone from seeing the channel he is on!
Hey hey hey!In this way, even if he goes online, someone with a black stomach can't find where he is!
He took a screenshot of Bai Hao.
"Yes..." Before Bai Hao could say a word, he suddenly received a lot of indiscriminate bombardment!
Crooked, crooked and fried in a mess!
CV by water:
Air tickets!
CV by water:
come out!
CV by water:
==Don't play dead I know you're there
CV by water:
[Screenshots of other drama dry sounds] Give me a plane ticket if you want
CV by water:
Come out to me!
CV by water:
come out!
CV by water:
Give me back the man! !
Drop drop-
Drop drop-
ding dong ding dong --
ding dong ding dong --
"Hey hey tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk +a to take a screenshot, then ctrl+v to copy to the public screen!
"No, no, no! He's full and can't find anything to do, so he teased me! I don't want to watch it! I really don't want to watch it!!" Bian Yan double-clicked the screenshot on the public screen , It’s cheap to browse from the beginning, so it’s honest to say that you don’t want your body ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Hey, hey, can you press the curvature of the two mouth corners?
Hey……
hey-hey……
Hehehe...
(っ//////////c) Who, who is his man!I, I'm not happy hehehehe!
"Okay! Let's start learning dubbing!"
mock up!Don’t think that I didn’t give you the chance to spread dog food because I didn’t hear your sneaky laughter (”⁄)! → This is a true portrayal of Bai Yu’s heart, but she doesn’t know that she has dug herself the biggest hole !
"Good master!"
Master QAQ please let me read a little more! !
wrong……
Bian Yan felt a little bit in his heart, and then frowned.
"Accept this thing. Our task today is to learn to let go of ourselves!" Of course, Bai Yu couldn't see the change in Bian's expression. She dragged a file into the window and said in a thief-like way, "A lot of people are dubbing, actually. I can't let go, I am gentle when I should be gentle, and I am still gentle when I shouldn't be gentle, and I can't tear it out, so let's practice tearing force today!"
"Watt?!" What the hell is a 0-0 tear?
"Ahem! Tearing is too rough. Let's use a more professional word, uh... roar! Yes! It's screaming! Kang Muang!"
Bian Yan: -L-Why do I have a bad feeling!
Bian Yan looked at the newly received folder stored in the local disk D, iwanna?What is this thing?script?
Double click to open.
"Huh? Why does this look more like a game?"
"Right! This is a game hhhhh!"
"So master, are we going to play a game next?" ==Do you want to be so cruel!He is a handicapped party!
As a grandma who dies, he is the only one left to live, as a dps output is always the lowest, as a T... Forget it, he has never been a T, anyway, he is playing a game that is scum in any profession. He was extremely excited when he heard that he was going to play a game!
"Right! Don't underestimate this game. This game is great for exercising your hands, brain, and heart! It's perfect for exercising your roaring skills, and balabalabala..." Bai Hao opened his mouth with a series of words. The advantages are blurted out without any pause, and even the words become more and more vigorous, which opens the crazy mode of people!
"This is a stand-alone game that doesn't take up memory! The operation is very simple, shift is to jump, shift twice in a row is to double jump, Z is to fire bullets, r is to return to the previous save point after death, similar to Super Mario, but You can’t eat gold coins or props, you can’t squat down, you have to hide from traps and pits, it’s very exciting and exciting! Anyway, you’ll know it after playing it!”
"The dubbing group for such a wholesome game doesn't even play with me! o( ̄ヘ ̄*o) It's fine if you don't play with me, and they think I'm bloody and violent, and say I'm a jerk!" But no matter what No matter how much she said, Bian Yan only had one expression→=L=
"Let's learn from the hardest! When can you put it away?
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