You are a great CV!

Generally speaking, there are two situations in piaH play.

One: After you sing, I will appear on stage~

Uh, in short, both of them can't wait to show off their charming voice~

Two: Don't come to the mountain, just me, and I won't go to the mountain!

Uh, to put it another way, the protagonist is extremely stiff, and the protagonist’s face is paralyzed to death, making it impossible for people to look directly at this slap~

To sum up, Bian Yan and his H-scene should look like this under the leadership of the master CV Yaokun↓

——This is what you like... Enclose me, support me, and destroy me in the end...

——Yes, I just want to ruin you, so that you can only rely on me and rely on me in the future, so that you can't leave me!

——You, what are you doing!Are you crazy!

--right!I'm mad!I want you!I want you like crazy!Your lips are mine!Your eyes are mine!Your hands are mine!Your lower body is mine!All of you are mine!You can't fall in love with someone else's baby...

--ah!You bastard, let me go!I beg you, I beg you, let me go...

--you are mine!you are mine!I've loved you for so many years, you can't fall in love with someone else!Baby, I love you!I love you--

--ah! !No!

——…Baby, you are mine now…

What follows is a crazy slap!

If it was in a play, this passage must be the meat that makes the rotten girl heartbroken but she can't bear to listen to it!

If it's in a drama starring "You Shui"...

Forget it, Yao Kun basically doesn't accept this kind of drama.

However, the reality is always so cruel ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

——This is what you like... Enclose me, support me, and destroy me in the end...

This sentence is Shou’s line. Shou was drunk at this time, and he suffered from depression after being coldly and violently ridiculed for a long time. After he was drunk, he saw Gong’s negative emotions all burst out. He could only speak to Gong. out these words.The irony in the lines is full of self-deprecation and self-deprecation.I don't know if I am laughing at myself for not seeing that Zhuma has such thoughts for him for so many years, or I am laughing at myself... I also like Zhuma...

This sentence is easy to express as long as you understand the script and integrate it into the script, ahem, but it is a bit difficult for Bian Yan.

The difficulty is... _(:зゝ∠)_What kind of tone does a drunk person speak?

He was so dizzy and wanted to lie down after drinking some wine, he had never experienced the feeling of being completely drunk!

Bian Bian thought for a while, then imitated those drunk people pretending to be crazy on TV and barely read this line, but seeing the various XXOO lines below, he blushed!

Yao Kun: "Yes, I just want to ruin you, so that you can only rely on me and rely on me in the future, so that you can't leave me!"

Yao Kun said viciously while panting, as if driven crazy by the suppressed feelings accumulated over the years!If you add the sound effect of human body collision when you throw someone down, his words are perfect!

but……

"You, you, what are you doing...Are you crazy..." Bian Mo felt embarrassed!

Anyone can see that the person who said this sentence was pushed by Gong, okay?What the heck!Can't tear it up! !

So a tearful sentence was read out by him, twitching√, shy√, wanting to refuse but welcoming√, oh yes, he also automatically added Jiaopan~ the little ending sound is trembling~

Yao Kun automatically and spontaneously made up the appearance of someone with slightly exposed shoulders, kneeling on the bed, and tears in his eyes. Then he looked down at his legs, and then awkwardly changed his sitting position...

Daughter-in-law Made, don't pant, now, and you, the one between the legs, can you have something to do! ← Inner portrayal!

"Yeah, I'm crazy, I want you like crazy, your lips are mine, your ears are mine, your eyes are mine, your nose is mine, your whole body is yours My...I want you..." Because Bian Yan changed his mood, Yao Kun also changed his mood, and even changed his lines without authorization, "I have loved you for so many years, I have been chasing your footsteps, watching I'm waiting for you, now I'm finally waiting for you, so you can't fall in love with others, you can't, be my wife, okay?" Yao Kun whispered while kissing, his voice was low and full of magnetism, extremely tempting!

"I love you babe……"

Onlookers: ...Come on, this, this is really a master! qwq Why do they sound like they are really confessing their love? !

Ancient fans: WTF! ! !Someone actually confessed to Mrs. You!Cough cough, although it is a script, but they get angry no matter how they listen to it! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Where did this wild man come out——Hey! No! Why is the voice of this "wild man" so familiar? Hey... hiss, it's really familiar... and this tone ...and the word "Madam"...well...

……

... This funny man under the vest, could it be that he is a male god? ! !

qwqWTF!They seem to have discovered something incredible!

All the fans recalled that this person called Tangtang by name and asked for cooperation as soon as he was on the mic, and suddenly realized that he was the truth!

"I, I..." Bian Yan's face flushed red. For the first time, he knew that the dubbing had to be for this kind of play, but he had to fight hard to learn!

"Let me go!" Bian Yan said viciously!

"Let go of you? Let go of you. Where do you want to go? To someone else? To find a girlfriend? Or to leave me?" Yao Kun couldn't help but let go of his cold voice, and he sneered, "No matter what it is, I won't let you go! You can only be mine!"

You can only be mine!

Yao Kun said so in his heart!

"Ah!" On the other end, Bian Yan gasped in a very good manner.

Here comes here!

The exciting part is coming soon!

Everyone is looking forward to it!

Yao Kun was so excited!

then……

no more...

After hearing Yao Kun's lines, Bian Chu let out an ah to indicate that he would continue, and then flipped through the script up and down!

He said, "Hey, there is no such line..."

Audience: Ma De took off his pants and you just show us this?

Yao Kun: == Ma'am, my dick pierced my pants, so you just listen to this? !

Well said jiao pan!Well said papa papa!What about XXXX! ! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Deceive the audience's feelings, go out and hang them in a fancy way!

Therefore, there is a third situation in the piaH drama, which is the above one!

pit!Big pit!Very bad!Deceiving people and defrauding money!

After pia finished the script (pia didn't finish it!), Bian Yan sternly shut down the mic! TAT made he played twice today and gave up halfway!He suddenly felt that he was a fool, what should he do!

Don't ask him why!He chose to explode in situ!

"Man from 3 Mai, do you still have pia?" Seeing that the book she was looking for was cheated again, the girl from 1 Mai expressed her displeasure. She turned off the BGM and turned on the sound card and asked, ignoring the one from 2 Mai.

Bian Yan: TAT, I know I'm a sucker, but please don't ignore me. I'm still a novice and I can't stand the blow!

Yao Kun didn't speak. Some part of him is rebelling now... He changed several sitting positions and was uncomfortable, and his whole body was a little fried!

"What about the Venerable Master?" Yimai's sister then turned around and asked Bian.

When she first saw this master bringing so many fans over, she thought it was a great god, but she didn't expect this person to be such a scumbag and cheated him twice. She didn't want to pay attention to this person.

"I……"

Bian Yan was about to say something, but suddenly he didn't know who blocked the microphone.

Bian Chu was taken aback, why did he hear his own voice?

Then he understood that this was the recording of someone playing his pia scene just now.

qwq I'll do it!Who is this who actually recorded such a shameful recording, please don't release it!

"Hey, hey! The attacking sound is very good, but why is the receiving sound so sloppy? It's a good voice..."

"That's right, it was originally for you to listen to Gongyin. You can see if you can hook up with our club. If you accept it, forget it. I don't like this person very much. I will bring a lot of people to pretend to be X when I come to a pia scene. !"

The people from Cammy should have hung up two Waiwai at the same time, one Waiwai is playing on this pia channel, and the other is playing in other places, and then they didn’t notice that they pressed the free speech button here, and the conversation on the other side became clear. It came out from here.

Bian Yan turned pale, and silently turned off the microphone, while Gongping was silent for a while, listening to the people from Camai quietly.

As soon as Yao Kun placed the things below, he heard a burst of ridicule from Waiwai, pointing at Tangyi Cannonball, he frowned fiercely, then copied the ID of this channel and pasted it on the large one. in the search box!

No one can bully his wife except him!

What's wrong with Tangtang's bad sense of drama!Is he willing to play with him and have half a dime relationship with these people!

"Hey! Lemon Sauce, you're stuck with Mai, can you please close the Mai?" The girl of Mai 1 adjusted the order of Mai who was jammed to Mai 2, and sent a Mai Ti to Mai 2's "Lemon Sauce".

Her tone was not very good either.

She has been on the spot here all year round, and she has met people with any kind of sense of drama, tone, and scum, so for a novice like the Master who has cheated two scripts in a row (doesn't finish a complete script), although she I don't want to pay attention to it, and I don't know how to sarcasm. What this lemon and her friend said behind their backs are really too much!

Ancient Ten Tribulations CV-Youshui::) Talking girl, please pay attention to your words, do what you want.

2 Mai's Lemon received Mai Ti and found out that the microphone was accidentally turned on here. After she turned off the microphone in a hurry, the public screen that had been static for a long time suddenly jumped out with such a sentence.

Following From Water, there is also the channel OW.

This pia drama channel is considered an older generation channel, and the channel managers are basically girls who have been with Two-dimensional for a long time, so when the channel orange horse saw the master of the circle suddenly airborne and sent a message to OW, OW immediately opened an account and came over!

"Welcome Yushui male god to XX dubbing channel~" OW quickly gave Youshui a guest, Huang, and then took control of the mic, and put Youshui on the mic, and kicked everyone on the mic down, leaving no one behind.

"The male god is airborne here, we all have ears~ What does the male god want to play today?" OW asked with a smile, and even sent a broadcast to the whole frequency, attracting more people to come in.

"I don't want to play, but my wife is here, so I just come with my wife."

"Uh..." OW was keenly aware that Yao Kun's tone was not very good, and smiled apologetically, "Is Mrs. You also on the channel? I didn't find it."

It is said that Youshui's CP is a Jinjiang author named Tangyi Paopao. She just searched but did not find the name of Tangyi Paopao.

"He was thrown by you just now." Yao Kun said coldly, and then hugged a certain vest onto Mai Xu.

It's a pity that Bian Yan didn't see all the deeds that happened later on "the high-cold male god turned into a wife-protecting madman". Youshui didn't even know that "the first pia scene was a little nervous", because he had been in the lemon card for a long time. He took off his earphones and left the computer when he was on mic, he was heartbroken.

All day long, he was lost because of the word "dregs" that lemon said...

Lost in the afternoon, lost in the evening, still lost in the middle of the night, and then he naturally suffered from insomnia.

The next day, he sat on the bed dumbfounded, looking at his crotch angrily!

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Damn, what the hell is he dreaming again!

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Paralyzed! What the hell is that script he dreamed about!

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Day! Who is the pile driver who crushed him in the dream!!

The author has something to say:

_(:зゝ∠)_I feel that the inspiration is about to run out! !I'm going to start escape mode!I choose to explode in place! !Goodbye world! TAT for collection