You are a great CV!

Yao Kun actually didn’t play pia games very much, but in ancient times, sometimes they would drag people to play because they were too idle. He occasionally went to make soy sauce, so he barely knew the function.

He looked at pia's current Ben with a blank expression, and wanted to complain!

Why are there so many rotten women now! !Can't a man and a man find a book to test his roar skills like a brother's tearing up!

If you ignore his forcibly suppressed mouth, the stupid author will almost believe it ╮(﹀_﹀")╭

o(*////▽////*)qOh, I'm going to occupy the first night of my wife's Two-dimensional, what should I do, what should I do, be so happy, so happy, I want to go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

lady!Don't be careless and come!My husband will take it easy!

↑This is the turbulent barrage in Yao Kun's heart!

(￢_￢) President Yao, please read the script clearly, please!You only see papapapapapapapapapapa, but you don't see that Gong is better than being drunk!How can it be light in this situation? ?

"Ah..." Bian Yan turned on the mic and wanted to say something, "I..."

"Okay, this is the book. It's such a happy decision. Come on, I'm going to find the BGM!" 1 Mai's sister quickly kicked off the remaining people on the Mai sequence, and left the "Master" The Venerable Master" and "The first pia scene is a little nervous" are two vests on top.

Hey, you asked her?

Just ignore her, (￢_￢) If you stop a husband and wife from loving each other, you will be struck by lightning!This nervousness was obviously aimed at the Venerable Master, and she was happy to watch!

Hey hey hey!Peanut melon seeds and beer stools are sold in the front row!

Bian Yan: == Why do I have the illusion of being sold!Forget it, just snap, snap, snap!It's not true anyway!

Bian Yan pulled the curtains and took a look. His bedroom was half a floor upstairs, and the next room downstairs was the kitchen. He had to see if his parents were in the kitchen first!

If his parents heard him, um, huh...

It was so beautiful that he could barely see it!

He has done countless embarrassing things since he came home!I can't be ashamed anymore qwq!

Fortunately, Mom and Dad don't know when to go out, so he can let himself go as much as he wants!

"Is the Master ready, Master?" 1 Mai's sister had already found the BGM, but she couldn't get an answer when she asked questions on the public screen, so she could only open the microphone to ask.

"Okay! I'm here!" Bian Yan hurriedly put on his earphones and turned on the mic with the determination to die!This time he will never look at the fork (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Of course, in addition to those who go to the theater, there are also those who "go to the theater".

Usually they play here every day, and there are so many people who come to listen. Now a person who knows nothing and has never heard of the name comes here. How can he bring so many people?

They are not satisfied!

They have to wait to see this man make a fool of himself!

But... why is it so familiar in ancient times?

Of course, in addition to "watching a play", there are also "'watching a play'". This part of the people also want to watch the excitement, men and women... how can you think about it so disgusting?But the person who came later should be a great god. Listening to other people's feelings should improve, so let's listen to it. If it's really disgusting, go to another place!

"God Ike!" 1 Maimeizi finished and turned off the sound card.

Bian Yan took a deep breath and got ready, he started to read his lines as soon as the BGM started!

ready!

Prepare! !

Prepare……

Prepare…………

In the end, he held his breath in one breath, and the BGM hasn't started yet!

Day Oh!Did the girl who played the BGM fall asleep in seconds?Why don't you play music!He has been waiting for a long time (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

"Hey! Why is there no music? How can I start without music?" Finally, Bian Yan couldn't help but say something.

1 Maimei choked speechlessly...

1 Mai: _(:зゝ∠)_Master, look at the beginning! !The notebook says, you don't start playing music until you finish your first sentence! !

Huh? !

Bian Yan looked up at the beginning of the script...

Shou: Hey, look, this is a photo of my girlfriend.

【BGM starts here】

Bian Yan: ... == What the hell am I just concentrating on reading the lines? !Why are you torturing me so cruelly! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Can you still learn pia opera happily!

"Ah~ I'm sorry, let's start." Bian Yan scratched his head and smiled shyly, then said in a happy tone, "Hey, look, this is a photo of my girlfriend."

BGM go.

Yao Kun: "...Girlfriend?"

"That's right! She chased me! Let me tell you, I'm so cute, everyone loves flowers, how can there be no girls chasing me! You see, some people came to chase me not long after we separated in two schools, so You must have robbed me of my light in the past!"

On the microphone side, Yao Kun frowned when he heard that the other party was so happy.

He thought of a certain girl who found a female ticket and happily brought a photo to show off...

==

He just wanted to say one word! !

fuck! !

Yao Kun turned on the reverberation effect and read out his inner lines: "I haven't kept it for two months..."

The moment Yao Kun saw this line, he almost understood the content of the book.

Probably a bamboo horse bamboo horse, Gong liked Shou since he was a child, and then he always stayed by Shou's side to care and love, and drove away all kinds of girls around Shou by the way.

As a result, the two of them were not in the same university after graduation, and he couldn't accompany Shou every day like before, and Shou was chased away by the girl in vain.

If you think about it according to the routine, there should be a lot of blood next.

Sure enough, Gong went to find that girl, and after talking to that girl a lot, he found out that the reason the girl chased after him was because of him, and the girl really wanted to chase after him, and the only reason she was close to Shou was because Gong only followed Shou for so many years. Together, there is almost no contact with others, she can only get close to Gong in this way.

After talking clearly, the girl knew that Gong liked Shou, and expressed disgust at this kind of love between men and men!So I got ridiculed and abused, and then broke up!

Of course, the relationship between Gong and Shou was also exposed in front of everyone's eyes. No matter where Shou went, he was looked at with strange eyes and abused everywhere, which gradually drove him into depression!

When Gong finally found Shou, Shou was very drunk.

Gong comforted him and got drunk.

Next is the essence of the whole script!

Looking at the following lines, Bian Yan blushed fiercely!

Holy shit! !

Forget about sex, why is he still the one who was raped!

Don't...let me go...ah!pain!

go out……

too big……

going bad...

Fuck me, what the hell are these lines!

qwq He wants to um, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh? !What a fucking dog!As a virgin, he has never even heard of Jiaochuan! ! !

Yao Kun: "Baby...I love you...I love you..."

Yao Kun has already entered the play, whispering in a low and charming voice, while panting again, making some kind of sound that will be made when exercising.

"Baby, I want you, I want you..."

"I've loved you for so many years, you can't fall in love with someone else! You are mine! You are mine!"

Bian Yan was so forced that he had no choice but to breathe...

then……

a certain...

Shi Geng!

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