You are a great CV!

"My lady! I've been ruined by you!!!"

After Bian Yan yelled this sentence, he suddenly remembered, WTF!Didn't he just let Youshui himself explain to his mother! QAQ What the hell was he doing just now!

tsk...

I was so angry by this damn Youshui that his IQ went offline!

╮(﹀_﹀”)╭ IQ is not online all the time, okay?

"When my mother comes later, you can explain it clearly to her!" Bian Yan said viciously, "I am a man! You are not a man who can make love!"

"Okay, I will personally explain to my mother-in-law." Yao Kun followed suit.

Paotangyi cannonballs... Seems like a good idea.

If he really brought Tangyi Paobao with him, his life would be much more fun, right?

"I'm going to fuck you!" Bian Yan was furious, and directly threw the vest of Youshui to another sub-channel!

The fans were so confused that it was 0-0. What happened just now?The male god's vest...why did it get out?

The next second, Youshui jumped back again.

"Ma'am, is it fun?" He asked with a smile.

"Fun!"

"Ma'am, as long as you are having fun."

"Go to your uncle's wife!"

Ding-dong-

There was another crisp sound of water, and Yao Kun's vest was thrown into another sub-channel as expected.

He smiled, in the voiceover group of Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times, besides Bai Zhen's OW, there was also an Orange Horse VP who was also Bai Zhen's trumpet, besides Bai Zhen, no one really lost him like this.

Very good, Tangyi Paobao, you have successfully aroused my interest [Xie Mei laughs]

Next, fans scattered in various sub-channels in ancient times will find that the rare Yushui male god is jumping next to each other from sub-channel to sub-channel? !

go go go go go!

Maybe the male god is in a good mood today, they can ask for the male god's song!

Hurry up to keep up with the male god's footsteps ┏(゜ω゜)=!

Bai Ze often said, how can a CV not sing!So he is poisoning everyone's ears every day!It will automatically lower the pitch when it encounters a place where the treble cannot go up, and it will automatically raise the pitch when it encounters a place where the bass cannot go down. A song has to be sung to the end_(:зゝ∠)_

So don't doubt, Yao Kun can also sing!

And she sang very, very, very, very...eight tunes and seventeen bends, two points better than Bai Ze!

Because of this reason, Yao Kun seldom sings. In the words of fans, the male god is very cold and never participates in any singing activities. In Bai Hao’s words, he is just afraid of breaking the personality of the high-cold and domineering male god. !

Yao Kun's army of 10,000+ fans looks at the male god next door holding a song meeting every day, and then looks at his own male god who is sullen, and almost feels resentment!So how could they miss this occasion where it is possible to hear the male god singing!

A group of people rushed into Youshui's nest!

But soon, they discovered that they really thought too much...

The male god is still the cold (very foggy) male god, he didn't jump around, but was bounced around, and the legendary Mrs. You was having fun on the mic!

What are you playing?Of course it's playing with water!

Now is the rhythm of throwing you out of the water if you don’t agree with each other ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: _(:зゝ∠)_ Mrs. You is so naughty!The male god, quickly take Mrs. You down and tune-teach me!

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times-Fans: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓The first male god who was spoiled by playing games!

Tangyi Cannonball fans: _(:зゝ∠)_It’s so embarrassing, Tangtang became crazy like this Tangtang...

Tangyi Cannonball fans: Emma always has the illusion that Tangtang is spoiled by the water god!

"What the hell! I didn't know him before, okay! From now on, he only knows how to be angry with me! Where did I get the favor!!!" Bian Yan said dissatisfied while throwing Youshui.

The public screen immediately swiped and said: Hitting is kissing and scolding is love!Youshui is true love for you!

"The eyes of the masses are discerning. Ma'am, look, everyone knows that I really love you."

"I'll go to your uncle!"

ding dong ding dong --

This time it was not one sound of water, but two.

Because Yushui dragged Tangyi's cannonballs away together.

He was dragged to a small locked room, only members of the ancient times could enter.

Fans of the Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times/Tangyi Cannonball fans: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ fell! Dare you not run away! Dare you talk about love in front of us!!

"What!" Bian Yan asked dryly.

"Ma'am, have you forgotten why you went to Waiwai today?" Yao Kun said while opening the AU.

Bian Yan: ...What is he doing here today? 0-0

Didn't he go up Wai Wai just to hate You Shui?

Burning goose...

It seems, seems, probably... not really_(:зゝ∠)_

"Day! It was agreed to show a demo!!! Damn it!"

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ It has been an hour since I released the sample and it still hasn’t been released!!

Is he a fool!Why are you always being led by the nose by this person!He refuses to accept it!

"Ma'am, you're cuter if you don't swear." Yao Kun smiled lowly, dragged the audio into AU and clicked to play without waiting for Bian's furious rebuttal!

Suddenly, there was a gust of wind and the sound of snow falling in Bian Chan's earphones. (●—●) This sound should be snowing, right?

——If reincarnation... no, I don't want to reincarnate...

A faint girl monologue paired with a faintly sad ancient tune, this story begins with the sound of the wind...

Bian Yan was stunned, this sentence was said by the heroine in his novel before jumping into the sea of ​​fire at the end.At that time, when he wrote the side story about the heroine, he wrote himself so depressed for two whole days.And the words the heroine said were the most uncomfortable words for him...

Bian Yan restrained his smile, silently closed Mai An and listened to the demo quietly.

A radio drama lasted for 10 minutes. He opened the small black room for 10 minutes but didn't write a single word. The whole person was brought into it by the plot!

Is this... radio drama?

Except that there is no picture, everything else is exactly the same as the TV series?

No, it should be said that radio dramas are more attractive than TV dramas.

Because of the pictures in TV dramas, the imagination of the brain is limited. Listening to radio dramas can arouse people's thinking. Listening to the sound, you can't help but imagine the scenes in your mind, and the ones you come up with are the most perfect.

As the original author, he can better understand the details of each scene, so it sounds more emotional!

He thought that the scene he went to listen to before was already very good, but he didn't expect that it would be so perfect when it was actually made!The scenes, vocals, emotions, atmosphere, and sequence all completely restored the world in his mind!Simply great!

After listening to it once, Yao Kun turned on the mic and asked, "Madam, are you satisfied?"

Bian Yan took a few deep breaths, forcing himself to jump out of the radio drama.

Yes _(:зゝ∠)_ he has been intoxicated, from the beginning to the end!

"..." He turned on the mic and didn't know what to say.

Well, it didn't actually jump out ==

"What's the matter, ma'am, is there something you're not satisfied with?" Seeing that his little green light was on but there was no sound, Yao Kun thought it was something he didn't do well, and he was upset so he didn't speak.

Even though Tangyi Paobao usually explodes into a ball when touched, but Yao Kun knows that Tangyi Paoball is actually not angry when the hair is blown up, and only his novels can make Tangyi Paopa angry.

"No." After hesitating for a long time, Bian Yan said awkwardly, "This radio drama is very well done, I like it very much."

Yao Kun breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words: "Just like it."

"Also, I'm sorry for saying that about you on the public screen last time." Bian Yan said again.

Yao Kun froze for a moment, then smiled.

"Ma'am, you don't need to apologize. If Ma'am hadn't said those things on the public screen last time, I wouldn't have known that the author I liked for a long time was on the channel."

Although it's not the first day that you know that You Shui wants to "spot" him, Bian is still a little uncomfortable when he suddenly hears such a formal word, don't believe me, look at his flushed face!

"Yes, you like my novels, right? Hahaha, haha, you, a big man, still like to read small romance novels? Do you also like to read sad novels?" He took up the conversation a little awkwardly, wanting to bring the topic to others He has no chance to go to a place, but he has no chance against the last boss who has been active in the intrigue market all the year round.

"People who only read your novels and still like you." Yao Kun said firmly.

"pui! You can talk nonsense like this! When did it happen! Are you really the same??? You came to me with the idea of ​​breaking me from the beginning?!!!" Bian Yan pui repeatedly A few mouthfuls!

When did it happen?

When did you fall in love with Tangyi Paobao?

God knows...

Yao Kun rested his chin and thought about it, and replied: "I like it at first, and it won't matter if I like it a little more. After all, you are very cute and cute. Even if I chat with you while typing, I can be happy all day long. You are the kind of fanboy who likes idols, and after getting in touch with you, I realized that, in fact..."

"Saudi Arabia!!!!" Bian Yan screamed!

WTF! !

The author's direction is wrong! !

They've only known each other for less than a month. How did they develop so quickly? !

Didn't they come to listen to the demo today? !Where did I make a mistake to develop into a confession? !Can you rewind it! ! !

besides!Should it be taken for granted that a man confesses to another man? !How about some face!If you are a little ashamed, you can't cover it up, don't be so straightforward, okay!

He can't bear it qwq!

"Mama, there is a man here who confessed to me, what should I do!"

Accidentally... Bian Yan, whose IQ ran away from home again, yelled out what was in his heart...

Howl so full of energy!

Then, his voice spread rapidly, echoing throughout the building...

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The small daily life of the ten robbery dubbing team in the ancient times, how did this meme come about:

Bai Ze: Yu Jiangjiang, are you really a senior high school party?Why does your voice sound full of stories? (Yu Jiang's voice is actually Yujie's voice)

Yu Jiang (angry): I can fuck you!

【Throw Bai Ze's vest out of this sub-channel, and then throw it back. 】

Bai Ze (continues to provoke provocatively): Do you feel that your voice is more vicissitudes than mine?

Yu Jiang (furious): I can go to your vicissitudes!

【Throw Bai Ze's vest out of this sub-channel, and then throw it back. 】

Bai Ze (laughing and crying): Hey hey hey you are enough!Are you addicted to playing?Why are you so easy to blow hair? !

Yu Jiang (tsundere): I'll fuck you up!

【Throw Bai Ze's vest out of this sub-channel, and then throw it back. 】

Then?

no more...

Bai Hao watched the two of them throw each other out and in from beginning to end_(:зゝ∠)_ the conversation was childish! ! !

Chapter 15 Who Says You Can't Wet the Bed at 25! _(:зゝ∠)_Help, it’s not guaranteed at the end of the festival!

Explain - misunderstand - explain again - misunderstand again - explain again - misunderstand again...

Bian Yan said that today was the most thrilling day he had ever had!

In the end, "Bian Yan was chased by a man, and Bian's daughter-in-law likes men ♂ gender men ♂" ended perfectly under Yu Shui's explanation (no!)

Exhausted, Bian Yan climbed into the big kennel he had been away for a long time, hugged his big doll tightly exhausted physically and mentally, sighed comfortably and prepared to sleep.

But after lying down, he lost sleep...

Bian Yan turned over while holding the doll.

If you can’t sleep, just think about what to write in the next chapter of "Wind and Snow". He has no code words for a week, and there are many foreshadowings that can only be found by looking back.

Well, the big boss seems to have appeared in the last chapter, how should the next chapter be written to confuse the readers?

——I always liked...

Damn it!

Bian Yan rubbed his hair!

Why did I think of Youshui!Are you thinking about the plot of the novel? !

How to divert the reader's attention...

How about writing that the heroine and the boss appear at the same time?Well, but how to ensure that bugs can appear at the same time?How to arrange it?

——It doesn’t matter how much you like it...

Depend on! !Why did you think of him again!

Isn't it just a man who confessed to him!What to think about!

Bian Yan rubbed his hair vigorously, scratching his soft hair until it turned into a chicken coop before giving up!

"Alas..." He turned his head to look at the pitch-black sky and let out a long sigh.

so annoying……

It's winter, and it's really cold.The quilt is always not warm, is it really lack of someone to warm the quilt?

— Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am...

Bian Chan was in a state of confusion, his mind was filled with the voice of water calling his wife.

so annoying……

I didn't feel it before, but now that I think about it, Youshui is always indifferent when talking to others, but he is always tolerant and pampered to him, so does the little angel Youshui really want to pick him up?

Don't ask him how he knows, just listen to the voice and the tone of voice to hear it, okay?

Besides, Yushui's voice is very nice, don't people also look good (●v●)?

so annoying……

It is said that he is a local tyrant, if he is involved, will there be a lot of mines (●v●)?

Don't ask him how he knew You Shui was a local tyrant!Just look at the pile of depth-bombs under his column, okay?

so annoying……

Alas, my lord is planting shallots and cucumbers under his window eaves again. Cucumber vines are everywhere. When the wind blows at night, watching a black shadow swaying on the window sill is very intrusive. Should he protest to my lord? Woolen cloth?

I still don't want it anymore_(:зゝ∠)_My mother is definitely the type who can have a big fight with him because of cucumbers!

so annoying……

When the father came back today, he vaguely saw his father's crotch opened, revealing the red long johns inside, should he tell his father about this tomorrow, and take the opportunity to attack and laugh at him?

(#－.－) Let’s forget it, it’s not certain who will attack who.

so annoying……

How can I be so handsome that I can't sleep every day...

so annoying……

Bian Yan lay on the bed and thought about it messily. In the end, even he himself didn't know what he was thinking, and of course he didn't know that he was already half-closed and fast asleep ==

It's so annoying, I can't sleep anyway (...) Why don't I check Weibo.

Bian Bian thought he was relaxed and happy, but he struggled to get out the claw machine, click on Weibo, and then posted a Weibo when his mind had entered sleep mode.

Tangyi Cannonball: I have insomnia, I can’t fall asleep every day because I fall by myself, I can’t sleep well, it’s annoying to insert a personal warm bed number, you Shui Xiaotian will look for your brand tonight, come to warm the bed @古古十节CV-by water

After posting this Weibo, the claw machine fell to the head of the bed with a click, and Bian Yan successfully fell asleep ==

It's typical to run away after teasing someone! This is it!

That Yao Kun got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and after going to the bathroom, he lay down and couldn't help looking at his phone.

This is a habit he has developed recently. It was a habit he developed in the week since Tangyi Paoball disappeared. When he was free, he would look at his mobile phone for fear of missing any news about Tangyi Paoball.

Unexpectedly, he got Aite from Tangyi Cannonball? !

Yao Kun looked at the time reflexively, it was three o'clock in the middle of the night, very good, he didn't go to bed so late, do you want to stop the update tomorrow!

However, Tangyi Paobao has gone from ignoring him at the beginning to now taking the initiative to attack him, which is a good thing.

Yao Kun poked Aite away, then froze.

Number?turn?fall?Celestial Master?

A Weibo, so many typos?

Is this really something that a person with insomnia and a clear mind can say?

Da da da.

Yao Kun responded to Weibo dumbfounded. Although there were many typos, he was very happy to see this post.

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Come on, the bed is warmed up.Also, madam, please be careful, I will feel distressed if I fall and cannot sleep. @汤衣炒炒//汤衣炒炒: Insomnia is so troublesome, I can’t fall asleep every day because I fall by myself, so I can’t turn it over, it’s annoying to insert a personal warm quilt number, by Shui Xiaotian, I will turn over your brand tonight, come warm Bedding @古古十节CV-Youshui

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: Got a big bowl of dog food in the middle of the night!I refuse!Can you still sleep happily!

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: Say something desperately, come on Tangtang My bed is very warm with the electric blanket on all the year round!You are missing! [I beg the male god to let me go! 】

Tangyi Cannonball-Fans: _(:зゝ∠)_I feel that Tangtang is getting more and more sloppy and swollen!Do you need to post a morality revelation? !

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Erkang hands! !In-laws farewell!Tangtang finally lost his morals to the male god!Seeing that Tangtang is about to be cooked!Can't let him fly! ! 【puff!I really won't be blocked by Tangtang if I say that!So I dare not Aite Tangtang! 】

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: Am I the only one who followed Tangtang's Weibo post and the time when the male god retweeted Weibo? ?The difference between before and after is less than 5 minutes! 5 minutes! The qwq male god Jubi is trying his best to fuck his wife! !

Tangyi Cannonball-Fan: I was given dog food by accident...

Yao Kun held the mobile phone in one hand and put the other hand on the back of his head as a pillow, waiting for Tangyi Paobao's reply.

how to say?

What he said to Tangyi Paopao today was sincere. At the beginning, he really only liked Tangyi Paopao’s novels. It’s strange that a man in his 30s likes to read novels. He likes an author across the Internet even more. It's strange, so even if he was full of curiosity about the author before, he didn't show it.

Later, he wanted to get close to Tangyi Paobao not long ago, he forgot about how long ago.

Tangyi Paopao never posted anything else on Weibo before, they were all novels, but not long ago Tangyi Paopao suddenly posted a Weibo that looked a little stupid, and the high-cold author he thought suddenly became a selfish The author with silly and cute attributes aroused his interest.

Watching all the way down...

He fell without knowing it.

I want to get closer, get closer, get closer...

puff puff-

Yao Kun pressed his heart.

When did it start, when he heard about Tangyi Paobao, his heart beat so fast when he thought of Tangyi Paobao?

He is an old man, how could he fall in love with a man he just met, no, it is a boy (the fog is very heavy), how could he, an old man, suddenly fall in love with a boy on the Internet?

God knows...

After waiting for more than half an hour, Yao Kun swiped his phone countless times but did not get a reply from Tangyi Paobao. He finally confirmed that Tangyi Paopa must have fallen asleep...

That's why there is this Aite that makes his heart beat faster and has a lot of typos.

Smiling helplessly, Yao Kun tapped Tangyi Cannonball again, then put down his phone and went to sleep.

the next day……

the next day……

The next day Bian Yan woke up from the cold.

Strange, why is the bed so cold!Still wet? !

Bian Yan reached out and touched the wet place...

Then he was stunned, stunned, shocked, and panicked!

That wet spot, under his ass!

At the same time, it was wet, as well as his long johns and boxer briefs!

WTF! ! !

He He……

QAQ Made!He is...

boom!

Before Bian Yan got up, his door was kicked open!

Bian Yan's complexion suddenly turned red and he shrank back into the bed to wrap himself tightly, tightly pressing the ball under his buttocks!

Mama TAT please!Can you knock on the door when you enter?That door is really not a decoration! !

If his mother finds out about this, it means that everyone around here knows about it! !Will he still live! !

"Yao'er woke up! It's so early in the morning and I'm still sleeping! Get up and help me fix things!" Bian's mother rushed to the bed and stretched out her hand to pull Bian's quilt!

"Mom! Mom! I know! You go out first and I'm not wearing pants! I'll get up when I get dressed!" Bian Yan secretly grabbed the quilt with all his strength, vowing to preserve his last dignity!

how...

Every mother has a dog-like sensitive nose towards her daughter and son!

"Hoo hoo..." Mother Bian only pulled back the quilt once but couldn't do it again, but the smell in the quilt!Scatter!out!Come!up!

She sniffed hard...

This is, what does it taste like?

"Bian, are you eating apples under the bed again!!!" Mother Bian yelled!

Bian Yan especially likes to get into the bed and eat apples while sleeping, and then enter sleep mode after eating half of the apple, and naturally it falls into the bed... Poor apple_(:зゝ∠)_

For this reason, Bian Bian was often scolded, but Jiang Shan is easy to change and his nature is hard to change. After so many years of scolding, he still hasn't got rid of this bad habit, so Bian's mother reflexively thinks that he is eating apples in bed again when he smells a strange smell!

Bian Yan opened his mouth and wanted to refute, but if he refuted at this time, according to Bian's mother's temperament, he would definitely grab his bed to find out, then his... would be exposed! !

No no no!

Eating apples under the covers is at most Emma, ​​if this matter is found out, it will be a lifetime of stains qwq his life will be ruined! !

"Ahh! I ate one..." Bian Yan nodded.

According to the past characteristics, the mother will only scold him next time, and go out while scolding...

As long as the mother goes out, he has enough time--

Whoops!

Burning Goose, life is always unexpected ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

As soon as Bian Yan finished speaking, Bian's mother stretched out her hand and lifted his bed!

QAQ no! ! ! !Mother, please let me go! ! ! !

When the quilt was lifted, the cool wind blew in, and Bian suddenly felt that JJ was chilly, and PP was also chilly...

"Bian Yan!!! You are 25 and still wet my bed!!!!!!"

Bian Yan covered his face in embarrassment and anger...

It's over, TAT is not guaranteed for the evening festival!

Who will tell him why he still wets the bed at the age of 25!Even if we wet the bed, I was caught by my mother! ! !