The domineering president is in love with me!

I must be poisoned.

As soon as Xie Cheng'an returned to the residence, regardless of Zhang's mother Zheng Shu's doubts, he went straight to his room and locked the door, reflecting deeply.

This is an era when snake spirits run around everywhere, and he knows it.

Why did he follow suit?

He, Xie Cheng'an, a man who was so straight that he couldn't be more straight, touched a high school boy's ass on a sunny day after graduating from university and entering the society! 【Shouting face】

It's just a dream.

He's not some hidden gay.

Xie Cheng'an found Teacher Cang's love action movies on the Internet, and watched Teacher Cang's constantly changing back and forth between the face flushed with snake spirit disease and the face indulging in lust, and finally stabilized on her original beautiful face.

Well, yes, men, of course, should be with women.

All gays go to hell.

Xie Cheng'an cleared up his mood, and replied to Mama Zhang's worried inquiry, "Mama Zhang, I'm sleepy, I won't eat supper, I'm going to bed," covered her with the quilt and fell asleep.

Mama Zhang stopped to knock on the door, looked at the bright sun outside the window, and said to herself suspiciously: "Isn't it afternoon? Am I presbyopic?"

***

This sleep lasted until dawn, Xie Chengan rubbed his head that was swollen and aching from sleeping for a long time, vaguely recalled what happened yesterday, and then recalled that period of memory that can be called black history in constant psychological hints. Let's throw it into the corner.

Gay or something, he doesn't like men. ╭(╯^╰)╮

Like the day before, Xie Cheng'an helped Uncle Zheng prepare breakfast and brought it to the dining table in the front hall.

She Jingbing had already sat down a long time ago, when he saw him, his eyes flickered, he lowered his head in panic, his eyes widened, as if he was looking for something.

Zhang's mother didn't understand, so she also looked at the ground, but unfortunately she didn't see anything after looking at it for a long time. "Master, what are you looking for, can nurse help you find it?"

When She Jingbing heard this, his blushing face went all the way to his neck, and then he poked his neck pretendingly arrogantly, pointing at Xie Chengan, "Ben, I ordered you to stay here today, and you are not allowed to go anywhere!"

Xie Cheng'an didn't want to go to that school full of gays again, so he immediately nodded in agreement.

Who would have thought that when She Jingbing saw that he had agreed so quickly, the redness on his face had faded, although it hadn't completely faded, at least it couldn't be seen unless he took a closer look.He gritted his teeth, "Nodding so quickly, it's not because you don't want to go at all?!"

Without waiting for Xie Cheng'an to say anything, She Jingbing said again: "You don't want to go, but this young master wants you to go! Today's lunch is still delivered by you!"

Xie Cheng'an's eyes darkened, and he had a rough understanding of the peculiar brain circuit of this snake spirit, and he didn't want to argue with him, so he nodded in agreement.

He agreed easily, but the snake spirit was dissatisfied again. He slapped the table and stood up and shouted again: "You want to go, but this young man just won't let you go! This young master ordered you to stay in this house today and you are not allowed anywhere." go!"

This back and forth change, even the lines only changed a little bit, Xie Cheng'an was about to kneel down to him, but he really didn't want to make trouble with him anymore, this time he deliberately hesitated for a long time, and finally hesitated at the scene of the snake spirit disease. Under the urging, he reluctantly nodded.

Then She Jingbing happily ate breakfast and went to school.

The world of snake spirit disease is really beyond the comprehension of mere mortals!

Although Xie Chengan couldn't go out, he wasn't unhappy at all, he happened to have time to greet his injured old man, and by the way, find some part-time jobs online.

Think about it carefully, ignore the intermittent convulsions of the snake spirit disease, the appearance of this snake spirit disease has indeed helped him a lot, such as housing, such as the medical expenses and debts of his old man, and even to let him "serve" with peace of mind, the snake Jingbing also specially hired a nanny to take care of his old man, and he received a call from the old man the day before, which was so pleasant!

——It is said that the little nanny is quite good-looking ==b

Maybe he could consider treating the snake spirit better?After all, it is the gold master.

Having figured it out, Xie Cheng'an responded to every request—except for the unreliable request to call the master—although Snake doesn't have a reliable request—he got along with Snake in an unusually "harmonious" way for more than a month. Until the snake spirit disease suddenly invited him to some school dance.

As expected of an upper-class school, there is such a thing as a prom. When he was in high school, he had been preparing for the college entrance examination. It couldn't be harder.

Hey, why are you calling him at the dance?

"It's your honor to invite you, Master Ben! Why do you ask so many questions!"

Xie Cheng'an looked at his face that seemed to be flushed with anger, and agreed like the previous few times.

I blushed angrily when I asked a question, high school students these days are really impatient.Xie Chengan sighed helplessly.

The dance was held in the school's auditorium, and it was held with great fanfare. The girls put on elegant gowns one after another, and the boys wore suits and leather shoes one by one, giving them the aura of a big family.

Xie Cheng'an tugged at the suit on his body, it was stuffed for him by Snake before going out, saying that it was worn out and given to him, um, remembering that when he found out the uncut logo on the suit, Snake asked Suddenly choked, Xie Cheng'an wanted to laugh.

Tsundere is not an attribute that can be hung on anyone, boy~

"Hey, it seems that no one wants you, so I will forcefully invite you to dance together!" Aojiao suddenly stood in front of him, stretched out her hand, and said with flickering eyes.

"Two men?" Xie Cheng'an tried his best not to look at his benefactor with strange eyes.

Aojiao turned her head back in an instant, and stared at her eyes, "Nah! Why can't two men dance! Can't you just dance the female step!"

hehe.

Xie Cheng'an felt that he couldn't talk too much with Snake Jingbing, so he blocked his hand, scanned the surroundings, stood up, pulled up the girl who was alone and no one cared about him, stared at her, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile : "Miss, may I have the honor of asking you to dance?"

The girl was startled, and stammered in a low voice, "Ah, good, good."

Xie Cheng'an gave her a comforting smile, and then said to the black-faced snake spirit: "Master, you should also find a female companion."

Xie Cheng'an felt slightly embarrassed when he always felt like a dad who taught the cubs about their sexual orientation.

"You seem to be nervous?" Xie Cheng'an, who had just started a dance and had already been stepped on several times, felt that his toes were about to lose feeling, couldn't help asking.

The girl has some freckles on her face, and the makeup on her face is not very good, and the pink feeling is very strong. Obviously, the girl is very inferior to the freckles on her face, so she put on a lot of powder, hoping to cover up the blemishes on her face. Just blushed even more, and apologized again and again, "I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!"

"It's okay, just dance to the music, I can dance, I can teach you." Some underage girls with low self-esteem, Xie Cheng'an felt that he should be more patient.

The girl squeezed the hands of the two and said gratefully, "Thank you."

One is dedicated to learning, the other is dedicated to teaching, the atmosphere between the two is getting better and better, and finally Xie Cheng'an is not always trampled on.

Thinking about it, there is really a sense of accomplishment.

"Ah!" the girl exclaimed.

Xie Cheng'an quickly distanced himself from the girl, turned his head to look behind him, and saw the snake spirit disease that deserved a beating.

"Oh, I'm so sorry to bump into you." She Jingbing said sorry, but her mouth was already grinning to the ear.

When he was just getting better, it was because of this snake spirit that he almost kissed the girl directly, how embarrassing it is!

Xie Cheng'an, who was so angry and laughed back, said sorry to the girl, let her go, and then grabbed the snake spirit who was half a head shorter than him to him.

Some people around were attracted by the girl's exclamation, and after seeing Xie Cheng'an's actions, they all stopped dancing and looked at the movement here.

It just so happened that he learned a little bit of Chacha in college, and it happened to be useful at this time.

Looking at the snake spirit who was silly and hadn't reacted yet, he smirked and began to dance Cha Cha.

Chacha is a type of tango, famous for its lively and enthusiastic dance steps, and there are many rounds and jumps. The couple mainly uses male steps.

Xie Cheng'an danced well, and Snake Jingbing also foolishly followed him, turning circles when asked, and jumping when asked to jump. He was as obedient as he wanted, and they cooperated well for a while. Following the dance steps of the two, From time to time, the surrounding people burst into warm applause several times.

Well, regardless of the gender of the snake spirit disease, Xie Cheng'an also felt strangely that the two had a tacit understanding, so that after the dance, Xie Cheng'an still had something to say.

After flicking the forehead of the snake spirit who was still circling in his eyes, Xie Cheng'an directly hid on the second floor.

As for the campus dance, he's just played it as an uncle, so he can't just stay down there all the time.Xie Chengan, who was hiding on the second floor drinking and eating snacks, thought secretly.

It's just that when people were unlucky, drinking cold water would stuff their teeth, Xie Cheng'an took a sip of champagne, and a shrill male voice spit it out in shock.

"You vixen!"

Xie Cheng'an never thought that a man could make such a sharp voice.

The boy didn't think he was covered in alcohol, so he pounced on him and started to tear his clothes, even trying to scratch his face with his claws

"How dare you dance with my male god! I'll kill you vixen!"

Xie Cheng'an managed to stabilize his body, but that claw slashed his face, it was hot.

Xie Chengan, who was hurt in this way for the first time in his life, had mixed feelings in his heart, especially the man who scratched his face, felt that his outlook on life and the world had been refreshed.

It took a long time to recognize that this boy was the dull-haired boy who had given himself the title of "old man with a slumped ass" when he delivered food for the first time.

Unexpectedly, the hairy boy's fighting power is so strong...

Xie Cheng'an did not break the dumb-haired boy's hand for a long time, and during this period his face was touched several times by that paw.

The two of them stood in a stalemate for a long time in the form of one pushing and the other grabbing, until the voice of the snake spirit came——

"Hey, Xie Cheng'an, what are you doing on the second floor!"

The dumb-haired boy was startled, and turned his head to look back. Xie Chengan didn't have time to take back his rejecting hand. With a force, the dumb-haired boy rolled down the stairs biubiubiu like a yo-yo...

Xie Chengan: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Hairy boy: ヽ(≧□≦)ノ

Snake essence disease: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

When he realized it, the dumb-haired boy had fainted miserably, and Xie Cheng'an stood on the second floor "outstanding all the heroes", with a look of "I misread you" on his face.

"Xie Cheng'an, even if you like me, you can't...I didn't expect you to be like this!"

She Jingbing stood at the stairs on the first floor with an unbelievable and heart-wrenching look.

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This story tells us a truth, it is forbidden to fight at the stairs! ! !

This chapter is so fun_(:зゝ∠)_

Today I am arguing with my dad about who pays more before marriage

I Ma Ma said she had a few relationships before marriage, but she never took advantage of the man

My dad was surprised and said that you have been with someone else before

I Mama said that she bought my papa a big red sweater and seahorse hair clothes,

Papa said that he would bring a chicken with him every time he went, and that the seahorse fur was not warm enough to wear,

Then I said that the chicken is not worth much, but the woolen sweater is of good quality,

My dad said that a chicken is also a wish, so I can't look down on him like this

The last meal took two hours.