Enemy turned lover

Osamu Dazai, who failed to commit suicide, lay on the ground as usual, with broken glass scattered all over the floor, and the completely destroyed scenes around him couldn't make him raise his eyebrows.

With a beep, he received a familiar message.

The people in the logistics department told him: "Mr. Dazai, you damaged the xx item again this time, and the boss ordered to offset it with a bonus."

After reading the content, Osamu Dazai shook the phone with his fingers. The phone split from the middle, and it actually helped him block the impact of a sharp object in the horizontal flight just now.He sighed from the bottom of his heart: "Why do you always fail to commit suicide? If that sharp thing were pointed at my throat, I could die right away."

If you jump into a river, you will be picked up by your subordinates, if you jump off a building, you will be kicked away by Zhong Ye, if you hang yourself for a long time, you will be unable to breathe, and you will be rescued in the end.

"It's so boring to live—"

Osamu Dazai spread his limbs, his black suit was wrinkled, and the collar of his shirt was crooked, exposing the bandages tightly bound from his neck to his collarbone.

Most of the scars on his body are souvenirs from suicide, so they are covered with bandages.

Even Osamu Dazai, who is full of black mud in his heart, tends to be normal in aesthetics, and doesn't like to show his ugly scars to others.He doesn't need other people's sympathy and pity, that is the most ridiculous thing for him, but every time he commits suicide, there are always passers-by desperate to save him.

Is it superficial to see his appearance?

No.

Was it a sudden heart attack?

Not even.

Oda Saku commented on his suicide, saying that he seemed to be saying "help me" when he was begging for death, and no one with a good heart could abandon it.

He never longed for others to save him, okay?

Tilting his head, Osamu Dazai looked at a pair of brand new leather shoes that appeared on the ground, "Chuya save me, do you also think I look pitiful?"

"If you are pitiful, the person who died in your hands will crawl out of hell to settle accounts with you!" Zhongyuan Zhong also condescended to despise the ground's deadly enemy, who had the urge to step on the dark brown head with his leather shoes, "Don't be on the ground!" Playing dead, it makes me want to hang you."

"Oh, it's so troublesome." Osamu Dazai complained and got up from the ground.

Nakahara also saw that he was not motivated, and when the two walked out the door, he knew why Dazai behaved like this.

A big man in black stopped them, "Mr. Dazai, Mr. Nakahara, Boss wants to see you."

"Get out of the way." Osamu Dazai patted his hand away, and walked towards the elevator, and the moment he met Osamu Dazai's eyes, the big man whose height and physique surpassed him trembled finely.Such gloomy and indifferent eyes are so dark that they can drag people into the abyss and kill all hope.

This sense of fear dispelled when he saw the bright-haired Zhong Yuan in the next second.

Nakahara didn't notice that the leader was intimidated by Osamu Dazai, so he walked behind Osamu Dazai and said something bluntly.

"Just call next time."

Within half an hour of the failed suicide attempt, Dazai was absolutely in a bad mood.

After inadvertently comforting the hearts of others, Nakahara Nakaya was urged by Osamu Dazai who entered the elevator in front: "Chuya, the elevator door is about to close."

"You won't press and hold it!" He hurried over, unlucky enough to be caught in the middle of the elevator door, and opened the door with both hands to get in.Immediately there was elementary school student-level abuse inside the elevator, and personal attacks continued until the elevator ascended and left this floor.

The big man in black wiped his cold sweat, "Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakahara are still the same."

Even though they were two teenagers, they brought a sense of danger no less than that of a hunter at the top of the forest, and there was a cold light in their eyes.

Seniority is never counted by age in the officers of the Port Mafia.

In the office of the head of the port mafia, the two who had just made a fuss just now stood as if they were being punished, looking at the tip of their noses, facing Mori Ogai's gaze as if an old monk had settled down.Mori Ogai did not put too much scrutiny on Nakahara Chuya, but focused on Dazai Osamu, and the sense of oppression poured out.

"Dazai-kun, this month—you have jumped off the building three times, once in my office, once in Nakaya-kun's office, and today in your office again, are you going to take the building of the Port Mafia Headquarters?" The higher-ups come here again."

"So it's been three times."

"Yes, I'm glad you survived, otherwise you would have suffered a lot of losses to the port mafia."

"..."

Osamu Dazai's words were blocked by Mori Ogai.

Zhong Yuanzhong also remained silent, and he took off his hat and held it in his hand.He seemed calm and composed, but in fact he gloated and listened to the leader's words against Dazai Osamu. If he jumped down like this, the reputation of the port mafia would have another rumor of "abusing high-level cadres".

Turning his gaze, Zhong Yuanzhong also saw the little blonde girl in a new dress sitting on the carpet.

Hmm—the little dress he picked was really pretty.

Alice saw him looking at her, pulled the corner of her skirt, and smiled cutely.

The lecture time passed in a daze in Zhongyuan Zhongye. He himself suffered an innocent disaster, so the Boss ignored him kindly, and only told him, "Next time, be gentle when kicking the broken glass, and don't shake the walls of the office together." Broken."

Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help but put some wax on Dazai. Dazai was kicked away by him without even being cared by the boss. Dazai's love is worse than a wall!

He didn't notice that under Mori Ogai's words, Osamu Dazai's expression was not so much indifferent as it was in a state of complete absence.He didn't show any emotion to Mori Ogai, the unbandaged eye on the left was like a dead object, reflecting the scene in the office.

Mori Ogai didn't realize it, and gently educated him in the tone of an instructor and a superior.

"Dazai, you can't die."

Yes, he can't die, the port mafia needs him right now.

Osamu Dazai took this sentence from the bottom of his heart, without any fluctuation in his eyes.Since about four years ago, he had predicted that the relationship between him and Mr. Sen would become like this, completely out of interests and calculations, and saying that they had feelings between them was a disgusting thing for each other.

Who let him witness the process of Mr. Mori ascending to the position with his own eyes, and Mr. Mori has no way not to doubt that one day in the future, Osamu Dazai will kill him like he killed the previous leader.

Keeping a distance from each other is the best way for two people to get along, otherwise a dangerous sharp edge will appear.

Suddenly, Mori Ogai smiled and asked Nakahara Chuya next to him: "Chuya-kun, did Dazai-kun apologize to you?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also twitched the corner of his mouth, "Boss, this kind of joke is very cold."

Does that mackerel have the word apology in his dictionary!

He thought that after saying this, Dazai would immediately refute and provoke him viciously, and he was ready to spit back.However, there was no Dazai's voice in the office, and his partner, whose body and mind were pitch-black, had no expression on his face, as if he hadn't heard anything.

Tsk, what is the relationship between Dazai and Boss?It's not like him and Miss Hongye at all.

Mori Ogai picked up the chess set on the table with his fingers and played with it for a while, during which time his two subordinates did not speak.

This is the best way to respect your boss.

Laughing, Mori Ogai said a mission: "Chuya-kun, I know you've been dating recently, this month will be considered as a time for you to rest, next month there will be a mission for you to go abroad, are you going to Good luggage for business travel.”

The young leader with a good face said in a magnetic and elegant voice: "That will be a long journey."

There was a sudden coolness in Zhongyuan Zhongye's heart.

strangeness--

Why does he feel so fuzzy? Does the leader want to let them go temporarily to deal with the emotions of both parties?

"Yes, I have no objection." Nakahara Chuya's intuition only appeared for a while, and his seriousness in the working state made him answer.

Osamu Dazai had nothing to do, "Boss, can you resign?"

Mori Ogai didn't care about Dazai's tone, and let them out, "Be careful next time."

Watching the two leaving at the door, Alice on the ground came to Mori Ogai, holding another chess piece on the table with her small hand.

The door to the chief's office slowly closed.

"It should be said - there will be no next time." She said crisply.

Mori Ogai rubbed Alice's blond hair, "How come, I'm a good boss, I won't force two people to fall in love." "Actually, Hayashi Taro doesn't want Dazai to touch me, so let your supernatural power disappear."

"I know." Alice put the white queen's chess piece in front of the blue eyes, "Rintaro without supernatural powers will lose his sexual ability."

Mori Ogai was choked by the innocent voice of his lolita.

"Cough-cough-"

He quickly corrected Alice's three views, "This is Dazai's random guess when he was a child, you can't take it seriously."

Alice pretended not to hear, "If he loses his sexual ability, Rintaro will definitely cry miserably on the woman's bed, alas——I really want to see that Rintaro's crying posture must be worse than Nakaya's crying on the bed by Dazai nice--"

Mori Ogai deeply felt that he had raised another child wrongly.

He actually likes a simple, caring loli like a little angel!

Alice seemed to be able to hear his inner voice, and said contemptuously: "Then you should have raised Chuya back then, not Dazai. Chuya has your favorite blue eyes."

Mori Ogai was speechless.

Back then, bad tastes surged up, and he chose Dazai who was similar to himself, and Zhongye was snatched away by Hongye.

"It's okay, Chuya is also my subordinate now." Mori Ogai smiled and looked out the window, "Next month, we can arrange for Mimic's people to cross the border."

He is bound to get a license to operate with supernatural powers!

Even if he loses Dazai, the Port Mafia can grow stronger under his leadership and reach the height in his heart.

Where Double Black left off—

"Why did you get such an interesting mission from abroad." Osamu Dazai's expression was no longer indifferent, and his attitude was exaggerated, "I haven't tried jumping off an airplane, looking at the clouds and the sun, and falling under an exotic building to commit suicide. ah!"

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't take his words seriously, and waved with his black gloved hand, "You can try it next time."

He is going back to his office.

Osamu Dazai grabbed him, "My bandage is gone."

"Go to the logistics department to get it!" Nakahara tried to pull his hand away, Osamu Dazai looked at him with his eyes, the corners of his mouth turned up, and under the pull of his clothes, he ran out with a red bandage on his shirt. The injury and tear were the result of Nakahara Chuya's kick.

"Hiss, no wonder Boss made you stand for so long."

It's not that Zhong Yuanzhong didn't smell blood, but he didn't expect it to be so serious, so he angrily agreed to the other party to go to his office.

"I'm still a seriously injured patient. It's because of you. I'm going to lie back on the hospital bed again." Osamu Dazai occupied the sofa as soon as he arrived at his cadre's office. This behavior made Nakahara Chuya's forehead twitch every time. , I really don't want to admit that the combination of "Osamu Dazai" and "sofa" is a new set of forbidden areas.

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened the drawer and took out the bandages he hadn't used up. Now they are in the same place, with a bunch of bandages wrapped around their bodies.

"You do it yourself."

"Zhong Ye is so heartless, last time I rubbed the medicine on you."

"Go away, who wants your help."

Nakahara also put a bandage on Osamu Dazai's face that was too troublesome and too romantic.

Osamu Dazai turned around to remove the bandage, and threw the blood-stained bandage on the ground, Nakahara didn't say anything, anyway, he would change a clean carpet later.During the period of silence, the atmosphere where the two were always confronting each other eased a lot. Nakahara Nakahara was a little speechless when Osamu Dazai avoided his bandages. He really wanted to say that you thought I rarely looked at your big man's body. ah!

"Another roll of bandages!" Dazai Osamu wrapped the bandages around and around, still missing half of his body, and raised his hand to ask for it.

Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to throw the bandages over, but seeing the shocking number of bandages and blood on the ground, he swallowed his saliva, walked over and handed the bandages to the other party.

"Hey, it's better for you to go to the medical department and lie down."

"No."

"Is there a mission?"

"No, it's been resolved long ago. I always commit suicide when I'm fine."

"……really."

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought of his many previous convictions, knowing that the other party is not the kind of person who doesn't care about the importance.

"It's done!" After wrapping up the bandages, Osamu Dazai stood up from the sofa, ready to leave.Zhong Yuanzhong was not surprised, the two of them rarely stayed in each other's office for 10 minutes, and suddenly, the corners of his mouth warmed up, and two soft lips pressed against him.

Osamu Dazai's face was close at hand, his eyes were bent, "Thank you Chuya for the bandage, I'm alive again."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

When Zhongyuan Zhongye was frozen like plaster, he happily blessed: "I wish you a happy date tomorrow. I have put away the condoms for you. It is in the car. It is the lemon flavor you bought. I hope you and that Miss likes it, bye."

He left Chuya Zhongya behind and walked out of the cadre's office.

The Central Plains is also chaotic in the wind.

...that's fucking embarrassing.