Enemy turned lover

After treating the wound in Zhongyuan, and walking away gracefully, Osamu Dazai buried himself on the sofa.

what are you doing?

He actually did such a thing as asking for a relationship.

In the mafia, no one knows whether he will have a good death. Seeing the positive appearance of that little man every time he fights, he suspects that one day he will not be able to make it in time, and he will learn the death report that the other party unfortunately died together with the enemy.

"It's too bad—too bad!" Osamu Dazai rolled on the sofa, "Even an ordinary person is better than Zhong!"

Ordinary people can at least be protected by law and live to the end of their lives.

The most unbearable thing for Osamu Dazai is to get it, lose it again, and repeat the cycle. Countless such experiences made him lose his optimism in life, and he could only treat every feeling he had by keeping a distance.He firmly believes that if you never get it, you will not feel sad about losing it.

Sitting up suddenly, Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin, "I should find a girl to date."

Let’s not mention it, let’s straighten out my distorted sexual orientation first.

In the next few days, Ango Sakaguchi noticed that the rumors of the port mafia had changed again, and they were vaguely discussing Osamu Dazai.Adhering to the idea of ​​looking after Dazai for Oda Tsukuru, he used the convenience of his duties to inquire about some information, and got an answer: Dazai began to hook up with all kinds of beautiful young girls.

What the hell!

Are you going to enter the intensive care unit three times!

Sakaguchi Ango's face turned dark, and he made a bad comment on Dazai's character.

He tremblingly went to investigate the matter of Chuya Zhongyuan again, and he didn't want to get the news that his friend was unfortunately admitted to the hospital that day.Later, he was surprised to find that the other party not only didn't care about Dazai's situation, but also supported him very much, and the evidence was ample - Dazai's girl-picking card belonged to Nakahara Chuya.

"It's unimaginable." Sakaguchi Ango muttered to himself, his glasses were about to slip off the bridge of his nose.

If this is the style of the port mafia, then he sincerely hopes that his future wife will be as "virtuous" as Zhongya Zhongye.

Bah Bah!

Ango Sakaguchi dispelled the delusions in his mind, Nakahara Chuya's sharp and handsome face could not be linked to his wife anyway.

So Dazai had the guts to fall asleep and not be responsible.

When the outside world was muttering about Osamu Dazai's flirtatiousness, Nakahara Nakahara was also very annoyed. When he was doing tasks, his mobile phone kept reminding him to swipe his card to spend. Today is the drink fee, and tomorrow is the hotel fee. Fuck Dazai Osamu Think of him as a mobile cash machine!

Thinking of the guy's injuries, the corners of his mouth twitched, "You're really good at picking up girls with your injuries."

He turned off the consumption information of the secondary card, placed an order on the mobile phone, and delivered a box of condoms to Osamu Dazai maliciously.He turned his head to do his own thing, trying to make up for his mistakes and make Boss forget the previous few problems.

That afternoon, Osamu Dazai received a box of things from the courier at the door of the hotel, and was silent for a while.

"Hello—please sign for receipt."

The courier boy was also very embarrassed. The words "big condoms" were written on the box, indicating the size and three fruit flavors.

He didn't understand in his heart, how could the merchant deliberately cheat customers.

Osamu Dazai refused to pick up a pen. He guessed the cause and effect at the first sight of something.

Thinking that the slug was revenge for swiping his card, he took a deep breath and showed a bright smile under the bandage, "Oh, sorry, my lover sent it to me on purpose - I didn't expect him to treat me without a condom How to complain about things."

The courier boy was not as thick-skinned as him, and said dryly, "It's cleaner to wear a condom."

Osamu Dazai let out a low laugh, picked up a pen and signed a flamboyant name on the paper: Osamu Dazai.

Watching the other party go away, he carried the box back to the temporary hotel, tore off the seal, and saw densely packed condoms inside.

"How many bags is a box?" Osamu Dazai pondered, "Is this a reservation for my quantity for the next few years?"

Flipping through the box with his hand, he suddenly regained his energy and found a gift from a merchant at the bottom of the box.After seeing clearly what the gift was, he slowly held up the pink thing in front of his eyes, his iris-colored eyes were filled with curiosity, "This is—the legendary Tiaodan?"

It looks like a massage stick.

Osamu Dazai turned on the switch of the vibrating egg, and the thing in his hand began to vibrate.

After figuring out how it works and how to use it, he called Chuya Zhongyuan with the mentality that it is better to be alone than to be happy alone, "I have received everything you bought for me."

Zhongyuan Zhong also snorted softly: "Then use it slowly, idiot."

Osamu Dazai smiled and took a photo of the thing and sent it to him. Nakahara also saw the thing clearly, his face turned green, "What is this?"

Osamu Dazai said, "I didn't expect you to be so concerned about my private life."

Naturally, Zhong Yuanzhong would not admit such absurd things, "I'm very busy, I don't have time to listen to your gossip—that's it, you go find a woman to have sex, goodbye!"

Cell phone calls stopped.

Osamu Dazai looked at the screen of the mobile phone, and there was a little entanglement in his eyes, "My bedroom was smashed by you, where can I live if I don't live in a hotel?" He has always been a hedonist, how could he wrong himself to live in a guest room or It's the cadre's office of the Port Mafia.

It's not that he doesn't know the outside world's opinions on him. The problem is that other people's opinions are meaningless, and he doesn't care at all.

but--

Chuya, you should know me best.

Osamu Dazai felt bored for a while, "Sure enough, in your eyes, I am an amorous person."

He tried to find a few women with beautiful faces, good figures, and gentle and caring personalities, but what kind of good women could he meet in bars, those women had a good skin, and their hearts had long been hollowed out by this world of feasting and feasting. Life is worse than him, a person who can't find the meaning of life.

A person without a purpose in life is any different from a walking dead.

People always like people who are opposite to themselves and what they don't have, so he appreciates those who have strong beliefs in their hearts and can stick to them for a lifetime.

Oda Saku, Ango, and Chuya are all such people.

The first two are friends he recognizes, and the latter is his partner. No matter how you look at it, the latter is more suitable for meddling than the former.

Osamu Dazai's thoughts were twisted, "It's better to be drunk next time."

No, no, the same trick is useless, unless you use other methods to lure Zhong Ye.

Thinking about some illegal things, Osamu Dazai hummed a song, tidied up the room, and prepared to go to the port mafia headquarters tomorrow to block Chuya.It can only be said that Osamu Dazai's thoughts are as random as the wind. One second he wanted to keep his distance, but the next second he couldn't help but step on the dangerous edge.

For him, looking for excitement and novelty has become an instinct, and that is the only thing that can interest him.

On Zhongye's side in the Central Plains, he finally made a call that had been delayed for a few days.

"Miss Hasegawa."

"...Mr. Zhongyuan."

Compared with Chuya Nakahara's calmness after staying away from Osamu Dazai, Yasuko Hasegawa seemed a little flustered, the deer bumped wildly, and spoke cautiously.

Zhong Yuanzhong also coughed lightly, "I'm sorry to let you hear some gossip, these things have been resolved, and no one will criticize me and another cadre." When he said these words, he rarely felt that he I have no conscience.

Putting his tone down to a gentle level, he comforted the frightened girl, "Do you have time this weekend?"

Hasegawa Yasuko said pleasantly: "Yes, I have time!"

It turns out that everything is false!

She just said that Mr. Zhongyuan doesn't look like the kind of half-hearted person!

"I'll come to Yokohama." Yasuko Hasegawa plucked up his courage, "I'm sorry to bother Mr. Nakahara to pick me up in Tokyo. Yokohama is my hometown, and it would be nice for me to come back on weekends to take a look at the scenery." Remembering Mom and Dad , her smile was tinged with warmth, "By the way, I can have a meal with my parents."

Nakahara heard his words and decided to give Mr. Hasegawa Taniyasu, who was so busy and sweaty during this time, a vacation.

The two finalized the time and address of their next date. He turned off his cell phone and raised his eyebrows to look at those subordinates who had their ears pricked up but pretended not to hear.

"What's your reaction?"

Your bosses are dating, why do you all have bitter faces.

Facing Zhongya Zhongya's question in a bad tone, his subordinates looked at each other in blank dismay, not daring to say what was in their hearts: "Mr. Zhongyuan, your love life is really complicated."

"Don't be full of strange things in your mind." Zhong Yuanzhong also carried his coat, wearing a little black hat, gentlemanly and handsome, "I go out on weekends, and some tasks that are not troublesome to me will be handled by you. One thing, my whereabouts are not allowed to be disclosed to anyone!"

He was answered with a row of resounding "yes"!

Nakahara Nakaya drove away with satisfaction, and the car after repairing by the Tokyo Automobile Factory made a beautiful drift on the road.

The next day, Chuya Nakahara was blocked by Osamu Dazai.

"Step aside."

"It's a mission, a mission!"

Osamu Dazai's words made Chuya Nakahara look at his phone, and said strangely, "Why didn't I receive the mission information?"

Osamu Dazai said, "Boss asked you and me to buy a small dress for Alice."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

You won't ask your subordinates to do such trivial things!

"No time." Nakahara squeezed an entrance and exit from beside him, Dazai Osamu sighed, "Actually, it's not a task, it's a punishment."

Nakahara Chuya stopped and turned around, "What did you do again?"

Osamu Dazai made a gesture of secrecy, and pulled Nakahara Chuya away. When he arrived in the underground parking lot, he said: "I found out that the boss leaked the two of us. Last time I was too angry, I changed Alice's small dress." It caused Alice to cry all day and drove Boss crazy."

Zhong Yuanzhong also secretly said: "Well done."

"Why does Boss do such a boring thing?"

"Probably because I feel that I have nothing to do and I have too much time. I hope that I will sell it to you in the domestic market. This will prevent the possibility of high-level cadres elope for love."

"……fart!"

Even if Zhongyuan was killed, he would not believe this reason!

That's Mr. Mori, who was vigorous and resolute in his position four years ago!Both EQ and IQ are frighteningly high!

Seeing that he couldn't deceive the other party, Osamu Dazai vaguely told the truth, "Boss is not at ease with me, and thinks you can keep an eye on me."

Zhong Yuanzhong also sat in the cab and started the car, sneering.To be able to intervene in what the boss bought for Alice without the boss even knowing about it, and to exchange it, the number of contacts and relationships needed is not a small number, which is not as light as he said.

"Do you care about people calling you 'scumbag'?"

"will not."

"Then why do you do such a thing to offend the boss, be careful that the boss will spare you the rest of this year's vacation."

"Ah, that's too bad luck!"

Osamu Dazai avoided answering, fastened the seat belt on the co-pilot, crossed his slender legs, and commanded Chuya leisurely: "Go, go to the commercial building!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also asked casually while driving: "Do you have any money?"

Small dresses are not cheap.

"No!" Osamu Dazai counted out several brands carefully, "Let's go buy cheap ones!"

Nakahara Chuya's car slammed on the brakes and almost hit the car in front of him.

Damn, sooner or later you will be beaten to death by the boss!