love like narcissus

He wanted to brush his hair.

"Tch, it's not to open the door for you..."

"What's the hurry, it's okay to wait a little longer."

The tone of the mouth is complaining, but the strength of the hand is still gentle.

The old godmother shut her mouth in an instant, silently enjoying the treatment that would drive the girls crazy.

Suansuan and Fanfansheng have known each other for several years. When they didn’t come to Manhan, it was often Fanjiasheng who came to his small nest to sing and chat. The two of them could sing a song of the earth wheel for hours each time. .

Until recently, "Man Han Quan Banquet" was added to the front of the name of the model voice, and then... the time to come to my own nest has become less.

In fact, it's not that I haven't learned about the Man Han Quan Banquet, nor that I haven't secretly lurked to listen to him sing.

Looking at the screen full of "Mommy..."

Listening to other singers calling him "Mommy..."

If he said in his heart that he didn't feel uncomfortable, it must be a lie, after all, he used to belong to him only.

So when I couldn't bear it anymore, I still asked him.

I haven't seen you recently, where did you go?

……

"Okay, it's good to be half dry. There is an air conditioner in the room, and it will be dry in a while."

Momo took the towel away, and the godmother saw the light again.

"Oh, thanks……"

"Why are you being so polite, I haven't seen you thank me online." Momo said with a smile.

"Isn't it all because I'm serving you..." The godmother curled her lips, and her eyes widened in a blink of an eye, "What are you doing!!"

"Ah? I'll go wash after you finish washing." Mo Fansheng heard the godmother yelling when she was halfway taking off her clothes.

"You won't take it off inside!" the godmother shouted, her face was slightly hot.

"Oh...it's a little troublesome..."

"There's no trouble!"

"Bang bang bang..."

At this moment, the door was slammed open.

Hoe He shouted outside the door, "Goddess!! Open the door!!! I know you are inside!!!!!!!"

The old godmother and the model voice were embarrassed at the same time, this hoe really knows how to choose the time.

The voice of the model was too late to stop, and the godmother, who was only wearing a bathrobe, went to open the door.

Then there was no suspense, that is, Hoe He shouted even more earth-shattering, "What are you doing with your clothes off!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

☆, I also like to drink pure milk

21.

"Hush!! I'll go!! Do you know that there are a lot of rotten women in ambush outside!!!" The old godmother had a black face, and pulled the hoe into the room and closed the door.

"Then let me come in and say, Mimo! You can't steal other people's things! The goddess is mine!" Hoe He looked at the voice of the model with a wary face, and stretched out his hand to pull the old godmother behind him.

"Oh, but I think Lao Ganma doesn't like you..." said the model in a serious voice.

Lao Ganma crossed her arms and stared at the model voice with great interest.

"You are talking nonsense! The Goddess asked me to take the Manhan exam. He must have me in his heart! Isn't that right?" He turned his head and looked at Lao Ganma with bright eyes.

Lao Ganma withdrew her eyes and turned to Hoe He, shaking her head calmly.

"Then you like him?!" Hoe He pointed at Mo Fan's voice with trembling fingers.

"It's none of your business, shit!" Lao Ganma said the four words perfectly.

"Goddess..." Hoe He pointed his finger aggrievedly.

"Little padded jacket...Little padded jacket, your phone doesn't work, are you in there?"

At this time, a soft voice came from outside the door, it was the ancient style singer of Man and Han, foodie.

"I'm here, wait." Hoe He opened the door and let the foodies in, "What's wrong?"

The foodie was wearing very thin clothes, and his already thin body looked even weaker, "No, I guessed that you came to godmother without seeing you after taking a shower, godmother and Momo, it's nice to see you. "

"It's good to be a foodie, so you and He He live together," the godmother nodded.

"Hello." The model voice also nodded, wondering whether the bath should be taken now or not...

"Go back quickly, you'll catch a cold if you wear something like this." He frowned and said.

"If you don't go back, I won't go back!" The foodie is small but stubborn, and refuses to give in.

The old godmother picked up the half-drinked milk behind her and continued to drink, but she didn't expect that the hoe would come out like this.Before the foodie came to Manhan, he was already a very popular cv, and he was very good at dubbing and singing.And Hoe He... To be honest, his singing ability is mediocre, and everyone knows that he is chasing after him... But today, it seems that foodies seem to be interested in Hoe He...

Suddenly, the door that had not yet been locked was knocked open again, and the king of the mountain rushed in carelessly.

"Momo!! I finally met you!!! Oh, chili sauce also likes to drink pure milk, I like it too!! Especially Sanlu's!!"

"Pfft!!!!!!" The milk in Lao Ganma's mouth was sprayed with a model voice...

☆、Do you want to sleep with me

22.

No matter where there is a king of the mountain, it will be very noisy. By the time the model voice comes out of the shower, the four of them are already lying down and playing cards.

Lao Ganma raised her eyes to look at the model voice, put on her pajamas in a very regular way, her hair was blown, and her fluffy head looked pleasing to the eye.

"Oh, here comes Momo! Momo, guess how much Chili Sauce lost, hahaha~~" The king cheerfully threw down two cards, "Wang Zha!!!!!!!!! Double!!!"

"Damn King, you have cheated again, I'm second." Lao Ganma followed suit and threw the cards.

"Damn it, Your Majesty took hormones today, and he's been winning all the time!!" Hoe He said resentfully, holding a handful of cards in his hand.

The foodie on the side seemed to be lacking in interest, yawning and leaning on the hoe to watch the three of them making a fuss.

"Hey, why didn't you say that the old godfather didn't come tonight?" The king looked at the time, it wasn't right, he was sure that the godfather would come to make trouble tonight, and he was still waiting for the show.

"Godfather and Dongli are in the same room, he doesn't have time to come out in the United States." The godmother is very calm, and she is very reasonable and connotative.

"Ah? I haven't finished declaring war with my godfather in the orchestra last time!" Obviously, Hoe He came to be a godmother, and he wanted to be a godfather by the way.

"What's the matter with Godfather and Dongli? Why don't you have time to come out?" Mo Fansheng put on a coat and came over, and sat down next to Lao Ganma.

"Oh, you don't understand after I told you." The godmother waved her hands and continued to draw cards, "Wow, I am a landlord, be careful!!!"

"Hehe, fight for your strength!!!" The king shouted at Hehe.

"Idiot, don't put your pair of cards here, make a straight on that side...then knock out the single one first." The model voice really couldn't stand the godmother's posture of randomly inserting cards, so she leaned her head closer and pointed at the godmother Come.

Just after taking a shower, Mo Fansheng smelled of shower gel, and his godmother's head was a little dizzy as the scent approached... The warm breath hitting his ears made him even more nervous.

Damn... don't get so close to the dead ghost! !

It is very difficult to pretend to be righteous all the time!

"Spicy sauce!! Do you want it?!" The corner of Dashan's mouth twitched. Didn't he just come out with a single 6? Did it take so long to think about it!

"Of course," Mo Fansheng saw that the old godmother hadn't moved for a long time, so she stretched out her hand to help him play the cards.

"Hey, model voice, stay away from my goddess!!" Hoe He was dissatisfied, but the sleeping foodie on his shoulder made it difficult for him to move.

"Bomb, hahahahaha!!" The king smirked and threw down four identical cards.

"Damn it, the king must have cheated. The last time I lied to Lianliankan, that's how I kept winning!!!!" The godmother yelled dissatisfiedly, she was about to win soon, and Nima bombed again.

"How could it be!! Am I so dignified!!!!" The king also yelled.

"The foodie seems to be very tired, Chihe, why don't you take him back first..." After playing for a while, the model voice couldn't bear to see the foodie falling off the shoulders of the foodie and leaning back again and again .

"Oh, well...it's getting late too, see you tomorrow then." Hoe He stood up and hugged the foodie princess in his arms, "Open the door for me."

"Wow~ hoehe~ I suddenly feel that you are so MAN, so MAN~~!" The king smiled and stared at hoehe's hand holding the foodie.

"I'll go, I've always been MAN, okay! It's just that the goddess doesn't want to look at me!"

"Then I'll go back too, and I'll go outside the old godfather's room to see if there are any inappropriate sounds!! Hehe!!!" The king also stood up as soon as Hoe He stepped out of the door, and fought with the two After saying hello, he followed out.

"Godmother, your ears are so red, what's the matter?" Mo Fan closed the door and came over to help the old godmother clean up the scattered playing cards.

"Ah? Maybe the air conditioner is too hot..." The godmother was a little embarrassed. He would never admit that his ears were red because of his exemplary voice.

"Oh...then let's go to bed!" The model voice took off his coat and crawled under the blanket.

"Hmm..." The godmother also got into her own bed.

I thought to myself, bad bad...

Not only did the situation not get better after meeting, but it got worse and worse.

No matter how much you resist and how you pretend to be indifferent, the exemplary voice can still dominate your thinking.

How can I take the lead? If this continues, I will be led by the nose.

Turning around, he suddenly saw the model voice opposite him looking at him with his eyes open.

"You...what are you doing?"

"Godmother, you look so good-looking, why don't you always let us watch the video?"

"It's none of your business, I'm happy to block my face... I'm still at a 45-degree angle!"

"Godmother, I think the sisters are right."

"what?"

"I attack more than you!"

"Bah! If you keep talking nonsense, you must be killed by me."

"Really, I think I'm more like your man."

"Hey! Shut up, I'm warning you."

"Would you like to come and sleep with me?"

"Two big men sleeping together won't heat you to death."

"Come on~~ We've known each other for so many years, and we haven't slept together yet."

"I'm not coming, I'm going to sleep! Good night!!"

☆、This is my wife, you can't take it away

23.

The next day was sunny, a rare good weather in winter.

When Lao Ganma opened her eyes, she saw the face with amplified voice, took a deep breath, and restrained the urge to shout out.

Can’t make a sound, can’t make a sound, when I make a sound, it’s like the scene after the H, so embarrassing!Obviously did nothing!

The godmother backed away secretly, and then secretly wanted to get up.

"You're awake~" The model voice was still woken up.

"Yeah, I'll go! Why did you still fall asleep last night!" The godmother was still embarrassed and got up quickly.

"Who told you not to come to sleep, so I came here." The model's voice was very serious, without any bad intentions.

"I said, what are two big men doing sleeping together? It's not too hot."

"It's not hot. It was so cold last night that I hugged you to sleep."

"Boom..."

Laoganma's legs gave way and she fell off the bed.

It was a formal dinner at noon, and when Laoganma and Model Sheng arrived at the restaurant, they saw a large pile of Manchu and Chinese papers.

Most of them saw the photos, so everyone present basically knew each other.

Manchu No. 38 Uncle Xiang is singing a big show with his second son Dijun like a storyteller, and the emperor is holding his signature Allegro in his hand.

"Let me tell you~ this old Xiang's chrysanthemum, ordinary cucumber is useless!! Do you know durian, what he needs is durian~~"

"I rely on the emperor, if you don't insult me ​​for a day, are you in pain!!! Everyone ignore him~ I will sing lamb kidneys for everyone~"

"What's so good about sheep's kidneys, come and listen to me playing~" Dijun said, and the Allegro really started to fight, "Bamboo board~ Said Uncle Xiang~Uncle Xiang looks like a pig~ He is killed every year during the Chinese New Year ~Known as the eighth king of Western Chu~every day ju flowers are inserted~uncle Xiang laughs haha~ laughs haha~"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha..." Then there was a burst of wild laughter from everyone.

"Get out~~ I don't care about the chrysanthemum!!!" Uncle Xiang growled.

"Super you are here!!" The old godfather in the crowd rushed over when he saw the godmother, "Did you sleep well last night?"

"It's okay." The godmother unconsciously glanced at Mo Fansheng, she really slept soundly. .

"We also slept well, right, little tenderness~~" Dongli suddenly appeared behind her godfather, and hugged her godfather's shoulders.

"I'm going!! Stay away from me!!! Who will sleep well with you!!!!" The godfather frowned.

"I didn't say you slept with me, you said it yourself, hahaha~~~" Dongli laughed.

"Hello godfather Dongli, I'm a model voice." Momo greeted godfather politely.

"Hello, hello, Jiu Yang~~"

"Oh touch, I like you too, but if you want to grab my godmother, I won't like you!! Remember to remember!!!" Godfather said seriously to the model voice.

"But the godmother is my wife." The model voice also said very seriously.

"Who is your wife!!!!!! Goddess!!! You are the right one to marry me!! Do you know that!" Hoe He also rushed over and quickly stepped between the godfather and the model voice .

"You fight... I'm hungry, I'm going to eat..." Lao Ganma didn't bother to care about these few, "Go~ I'll take you to eat if you are a foodie."

In the Man-Han Banquet, there is basically a big show for 3 days, and a small show for 1 day. Girls often lament that as long as they don’t go to Man-Han for a day, they will be out.

Therefore, even if only a small half of the singers came to the dining scene of Zhenren Mianji, one can imagine how spectacular it is.

Nagging chatter, storytellers storytellers, wine drinkers fight wine.

The Chinese papers had a good time, and the younger sisters also had a good time watching.

Lao Ganma was very uncomfortable eating, and felt that there were countless claw cameras shooting at her. When she got a little closer to the model voice, the feeling of being secretly photographed was even stronger.

Turning his head suddenly, he could only see a group of girls sitting upright.

An illusion, an illusion... definitely an illusion...

Turning to look at the voice of the model, he was eating happily, and it turned out that the cute baby was less worried.

A group of people were playing noisily, and the time passed quickly.

In the blink of an eye, it was dark again.

The evening itinerary is KTV, but the Chinese people who are already tired of singing at home obviously have no interest in karaoke.

So Hua Jun proposed to play games.

[Write down the name of the person who wants to kiss the most, and the person with the highest votes will kiss the person you wrote on the spot. Those who don’t play or tell the truth are not men_(:з)∠. 】

What a mess...

The old godmother complained inwardly.

Glancing at the exemplary voice, he picked up the pen and paper seriously and prepared to write.

If you're telling the truth, it must be a model voice... Damn.

If he was directly in Manhan, he would definitely jump into the mic directly, but how can he run here? Could it be that he went to the toilet?

. . . .

Forget it, come out and play.

Except for the old godmother, everyone handed in the note enthusiastically.

After the sister papers finished counting, Mr. Hua burst into laughter with the final answer.

Laoganma's right eyelid twitched violently, a bad premonition.

Is the air conditioner turned on too high? It's really hot. . .

"The person everyone wants to kiss the most is the old godmother~~ The goddess is indeed a goddess, but the lips of the goddess are really super sexy~~~"

"WOW~" Everyone cheered, but a few people became nervous. Who will the goddess choose?

Grip. .

The old godmother scolded in her heart, her sister didn't burn incense when she went out today.

Suddenly, I felt a scorching gaze on the left, and I knew it was from the exemplary voice without looking.

Yes yes yes, what I wrote is a model voice, but it's too embarrassing to reveal it in public like this!

After a while, I will say that I wrote it for fun...or what should I say...

"Touch it~ what a blessing! It turns out that the person chosen by our goddess is you~~" Huajun smiled and dried the note in his hand, on which was written the crooked words "model voice".

"Kiss! Kiss!!"

Manchu Chinese papers are the most affordable, no matter what the excitement is, they will never miss it.

Laoganma felt that she was probably blushing at this moment, but luckily she was in a dark box.

"No!! Can't kiss!!!!!!!!!" The old godfather rushed out quickly, trying to stop him, but Dongli stopped him first.

"Baby, that's their business~~~!"

"No!!!!!! Who knows that this game is unfair!!!!!!" Hoe He also rushed over, and the king quickly pulled him back.

"Don't make trouble, why didn't Chili Sauce choose you? I'm also very sad that he didn't choose me!!!" The king wanted to pull Jihe back.

"Hey! It's a deal, you have to afford it. The godmother and Momo haven't spoken yet. What are you talking about? This is~~~" Everyone expressed their dissatisfaction when they saw this scene.

And at this moment, Model Sheng who was sitting on the side suddenly stood up, his face was stiff, and he seemed a little upset.

The surrounding air pressure also began to drop, and everyone seemed to be overwhelmed and shut up.

The old godmother was stunned, and when she was still thinking about what the person in front of her was going to do, the model suddenly leaned over and pinched his chin, and quickly kissed his lips amidst everyone's surprise.

Laoganma was about to back away subconsciously, but the model voice grabbed the back of his head one step faster than him, and deepened the kiss without delay.

exemplary voice...

He looks very well-behaved, but he wondered where his arrogance went when he sang.

So... it was just hidden.

I really didn't expect that he, who is usually gentle, would suddenly become tough, and... why was he still inexplicably angry?

Feeling the closeness of the model's voice, the godmother was a little dizzy from the kiss.

The surroundings gradually became extremely quiet, everyone... must be watching a play.

I rely on!So embarrassing! ! ! ! !

Lao Ganma immediately began to struggle to avoid the enthusiasm of the model voice.

But the model voice suddenly sat down next to him. Before Laoganma realized what was going on, her head was pressed against the back of the sofa, and the model voice's tongue took advantage of his subconscious exclamation. Drilled in.

"Uh...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu What's wrong! ! !Beastized?

Wasn't it just a kiss!Why does the tongue have to come in! ! ! !

"That's enough!!"

"Stop kissing!! Stop kissing!!!!!!!!!"

Godfather and Hehe couldn't stand it any longer, and rushed over again trying to stop them, Dongli and Dawang also hurriedly grabbed them.

Finally... when the godmother was about to stop resisting and let Fan Fansheng kiss her enough, Fan Fansheng finally let him go.

Then, he turned to the old godfather and He He and said,

"This is my wife, you can't take it away."

☆、Look at G~V

24.

Laoganma was so depressed that she was kissed by that overwhelming gesture in front of so many people.

So embarrassing! ! ! ! !So embarrassing! ! ! ! ! ! !

No matter how much you think about this feeling of suffering, how much you hate it, his sister...who wants to suffer!

And that sentence wife... really awkward!wipe. . !Who is going to be a wife! !

Finally...it was almost 1 o'clock when everyone finished their fuss and prepared to go back to the hotel.

The old godmother seemed to be obediently following behind the model voice without saying a word.

Godfather and He He seemed to be obediently following behind Lao Ganma, but they didn't say a word.

The King of the Mountain and the foodie seemed to follow behind Hoe He obediently, following the trend without saying a word.

The whole team looked eerie and wonderful.

The team leader scratched his head in an exemplary voice, oh, scratching is useless... I really can't figure it out.

It was like a long march all the way, and finally returned to the hotel room, the atmosphere where the two of them were alone became infinitely ambiguous again.

The old godmother felt the eyes of the model voice, and decided to ignore it to the end! ! !

My mind, which is still in chaos, is trying to figure out how to attack. .

"Well, godmother..." Model voice decided to break the silence. He was really impulsive just now, and he didn't care about the consequences, but he was really angry when he saw Yingyingyanyan who couldn't be chased away by his godmother. Before coming to Manhan, he clearly belonged to him, why are there so many people around him now, if he had known, he would not have brought him to Manhan!

"Why?" Godmother replied, with the breath of tens of millions of grass mud horses running past in her voice.

"It's just... just now I actually..."

"Touch!!!!!! Hot Sauce!!!!!!!!! Open the door!!!!!!!!! There is something fun to show you!!!!!!!"

Just as the model voice was about to say something, the voice of King Jingshan, who has been disrupting bad people and doing good things for thousands of years, came from outside the door, and it was mixed with the sound of knocking on the door, making it impossible to ignore.

"Oh, what are you doing? You are so slow, come here, Huhe, come in quickly~~~hahahaha~~~~~Hot sauce, look what I brought!!!!!!!"

As soon as the door was opened, the King of the Mountain came in bouncing in with a hoe, even with a portable in his hand.

"Why did you bring your computer here? You haven't had enough YY yet at home?" Seeing the king's excitement, the godmother felt a little embarrassed.

"Oh, Mr. Hua gave me something good!!!" The king jumped onto the godmother's bed and quickly turned on the computer.

"He said you must watch it, such evil things... I don't want to touch it!!" He was pulled by the king and went to bed.

"I'm going to hoe the grass, what are you pretending to be, you call me and I must call you~ Come, come, touch, come and watch together!!~"

"What?" Mo Fan also sat down with a dark face.

"G~V!!! You haven't seen it!!!!!! Hehe~~~" The king hugged the godmother's shoulder intimately.

"Damn it!!!!!! You've seen all of this!!!!" The godmother was startled and slapped the king on the head.

"Oh, I didn't do this for your own good...you still hit me┭┮﹏┭┮" The king was aggrieved, but he clicked on the video while being aggrieved.

"Don't watch the model's voice, go take a shower!!" The godmother saw that the model's voice seemed to be interested, and quickly ordered him not to watch.

"I've never seen it. I'm curious. Anyway, I will learn it in the future..." Mo Fansheng ignored the godmother and moved towards the king.

"I rely on you to learn wool!!" The godmother turned her head and persuaded Hoe again, "You follow Hoe too?"

"I must watch it, I want to learn it too!!" Hoe He stared at the screen solemnly.

"Why do I rely on you to learn this!!!" The godmother was completely helpless.

"Okay, hot sauce, you are so noisy, let's watch together." The king stretched out his hand and immediately pulled back the godmother who was just about to slip away.

G~V and A~V are almost similar in many other places except for the gender of the characters.

The two men entered the hotel room and began to flirt in fluent island language, gradually began to use hands and feet together, and then rolled on the bed...

……

Laoganma has read countless G movies, and she doesn't pay much attention to this kind of side dish movies.

But the other three were different. It was the first time I saw two men having sex... they were all... dumbfounded.

The protagonist of the film is Yukiya Mizutani, a popular niche, G Qing Wu M.

"Damn...doesn't it hurt... MD, I'm so frowning." Hoe He looked embarrassed, as if he was the one who hurt.

"I'm curious whether this is good or bad?" The king looked surprised.

"If you are upset, the front will be so high!" The godmother was speechless, "Okay, okay, you guys are going to take this broken computer back soon!! We won't watch it!!!"

"Ah? Don't watch it, it looks so good..." The king stared at the screen without blinking while talking.

"Yes, yes, you two go back and watch!! I'm going to bed!!!" The godmother began to ruthlessly chase away the guests.

"Okay, okay, see you tomorrow, if you still want to see it, come to my room, Hu Ruo has gone to find his godfather, he won't be here tonight~~" The king reluctantly closed the computer.

"I'm not going, I'm going to bed too... It's almost 3 o'clock." The model yawned.

"No, I don't think I can leave. If I leave, what if they..." Hoe He looked at the godmother and the model voice, expressing his uneasiness.

"What are we doing? There will be nothing... You can leave." The godmother continued to blatantly drive people away.

"Okay, let's go to my room to continue watching the hoe." The king was still not finished, he pulled the hoe and went out.

The room became quiet again, and the voice of the model suddenly became tense inexplicably.

"Model voice." Looking at the model voice, the godmother suddenly spoke.

"what?"

"Give me a kiss."

"what??"

"Ah, your sister! When so many people kiss me, I want to kiss you back!" After the godmother finished speaking, she pulled Model Sheng's collar and kissed him.

the other side.

Hoe He and Da Wang watched with relish, and found infinite fun from G~V.