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Godfather...
It turned out that the old godmother unknowingly dropped the wheat and left.
"Why is there another person who came to snatch my godmother from me!? Where is the person? Where is the godmother, my lord, tell me!!" The old godfather almost exploded.
"Hey! This king doesn't know what's going on!!! I'm just watching the crowd just like my sisters!!" Shan Dawang climbed up when he saw the person leaving, "I watched tremblingly, but the godmother obviously It was on purpose!!!"
"What do you mean! What do you mean!! Godmother is mine!!! What are you doing on purpose!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey, young people, don't be too stubborn..."
"I'll go to your obsession!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
☆, Model voice to show off feelings
7.
"I won't participate! With him, without me, with me, without him!"
The old godmother ruthlessly rejected the proposal of the king in front of her.
"No, I have been told that I must persuade you to participate in the concert!" The king looked anxious.
"I don't want to see the voice of the model!" The godmother turned to clear the goods in another row of shelves.
"I said... In fact, it's nothing wrong. Maybe there was a power outage that day! Yes! There was a power outage!" The king followed immediately.
"Fart! He's obviously online, I...uh." The godmother realized that she had said the wrong thing, and shut her mouth in a little embarrassment.
"Hahaha, just watch it after reading it, what kind of secret do you want between us~~ right!" The king was happy, anyone who sees the godmother will say that she is glamorous and noble.
"Who knows you very well, girl." The godmother rolled her eyes.
"Hey, but I said hot sauce, you might as well follow me, I will definitely respond to you with my enthusiasm! I won't let you feel the slightest cold!" The king changed the subject and pointed at himself again.
"Rang Rang, you are so weak." The godmother pushed the king away with her elbow and walked forward.
"I'm weak? No, I'm really not weak, I'm very persistent! If you need, I can eat more lamb kidneys to satisfy you!" The king quickly followed.
"I'm afraid I'll pinch you off."
"... Well, I will definitely work hard to satisfy you! By the way, who the hell is unscrupulous?"
"A junior in college, he used to like following me very much."
"It seems that I like it now. You must not run away with him, and you must not be hoeing in the afternoon!"
"You idiot." The godmother was speechless.
"Ah, I forgot the business again! You must come to the song meeting! Mr. Hua said that if you don't come, I will die with you..."
"Who said?" The godmother turned her head.
"Hua...Mr. Hua..." The king became less and less confident in speaking.
"No!!!!!!"
"Don't be like this...hot sauce...baby hot sauce...goddess hot sauce..."
The model voice has not been on the Manhan account for the past few days, and can only silently turn on the trumpet to listen to Laoganma singing.
Suddenly, he didn't know how to face him.
Fleeing away that day should not be the reaction he should have at all.
But he did.
What is it for?
Aren't he and Laoganma best friends and best senior brothers? Why does it feel a little strange gradually.
I remember that it was Christmas when Laoganma came to Manhan for the first time, and the model voice turned down all the invitations that night, just to come to support him.
He waited until the old godmother went to the wheat to sign up for the wheat himself, and followed closely behind.
Then the old godmother started to sing, and the model voice looked at the exclamation of the girls on the public screen, and a surge of pride burst out like this, knowing that his junior brother would definitely overwhelm the audience!
After singing "Dream Awakening Time" by Laoganma, he opened his mouth on the microphone.
Ask the model voice: Do you want to answer this song?
It must be picked up, what I have been waiting for is this moment!
The prelude is very familiar, it is the recent hit <Crazy for Love>, the model voice rarely sings this song, but for the sake of the old godmother, he still took it, the beautiful princess hug.
The sisters were amazed, the hug was so perfect, what is the relationship between the two, and how could there be such a good tacit understanding.
The model voice replied, we used to play like this, how about it, my junior brother sings well, no matter what song comes to his mouth, it is different, I am very envious of his emotions when he sings.
The sisters were amazed again, and the laughing model sounded so good, as if they were showing off their own things.
Is it my own thing, maybe.
It seems that I have always regarded the old godmother as my own.
I feel that he will definitely follow me and will not leave, so when he doesn't answer my song, when that admirer appears, I will be so upset.
But how to deal with it.
☆、The old godfather failed to confess for the Nth time
8.
饭店
"Why do you have a bitter face?"
The godmother gave the person in front of her a merciless look.
"You don't love me anymore!!" Godfather said bitterly.
"When did I ever love you?" The godmother's face was paralyzed.
"Chao'er, you are a mess~~~" Godfather called out sadly.
"Okay, stop, stop," the godmother shuddered, "Why did you ask me out?"
"I can't invite you to dinner if I have nothing to do! We haven't seen each other for two weeks! Now you have YY but no friends!!!"
"I've been tired of seeing your face since I was a child~~What's so good~~" The godmother continued ruthlessly, "Besides, don't you have fun with your fans every day?!"
"Chao'er, are you jealous of me? I knew you must have me in your heart!" Godfather's mood suddenly cleared up, it seems that the sisters were right!
"Hey! I don't have one! Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong!" The godmother's mouth twitched.
"But I'm really jealous. You only met the King of the Mountain when you entered the Manchurian Han Dynasty, and you are so familiar now. There is also a model voice. Didn't he have a CP with the King or Haha before? Why do you want to intervene? If you destroy people with your feet, you and I are the right way. Wow, if you say it is true, others dare not say it, but I am absolutely sincere to you, and the world can learn from it~!" Godfather said clearly.
"Don't mention Fanjiasheng, I'm tired of him now~" The godmother immediately nodded when she heard the name of Fanjiasheng.
"Yes, it's right to bother him!" The godfather was happy, "I am the only one in the world who really loves you!"
"Don't be disgusting~ who wants you to hurt~"
"I said why do you keep rejecting me, I said..."
The phone rang before the godfather finished speaking, and he answered the phone without looking at it while he was talking, and was scared to pee by the voice on the other end of the phone.
"Baby, what are you doing?"
Nima, the lingering frozen pear!
"I'm eating! Keep your voice down!" Godfather covered the microphone with his hands and lowered his voice, his face turned red and blue.
"Hey, you're so careful, are you with that old godmother you don't want me to see?"
"It's good that you know! It's okay, I'll hang up!"
"I have something to do~ I will go to Manhan to take the assessment tonight, welcome to watch, I heard that there is also a suitor of the old godmother who will also participate~"
"No!! Don't come!!!" Godfather finally yelled out unbearably.
"Ah? Why don't you come?"
The old godmother who was picking her teeth raised her head and asked strangely.
"Uh... that..." Godfather hung up the phone in embarrassment.
☆, Assessment of hoeing and frozen pears
9.
Under normal circumstances, if there is only one account for a girl who is serious about being a man, it is impossible to get along!
Although everyone only has two ears, but the YY number has at least two or more...
Because in addition to my favorite singer's nest, Manhan also opened many sub-stages, such as Tianlai, Orchestra, Gufeng, and the Recycling Station for Ethical Exercises. There is also a small place that is particularly happy, that is the assessment hall.
The examination hall will receive many Han papers who want to enter Manchu every night, and the Han papers will be molested by the examiners and girls during the exam, ヾ(*′`*).
Among them, in addition to the examiners of Manchu itself, some of the examiners are Manchu singers, and our old godfathers and old godmothers are members of them. They often use other names to appear as Han The papers are assessed.
On this day, the number of people in the assessment hall doubled compared to usual...
Girls don't know where they got the news that the suitors of godmother and godfather are going to take the exam today! !
The public screen was so busy that it was impossible to read every sentence clearly, but the general meaning was still clear.
That is... Most of the girls hope that both of them who come to the exam can pass, and then watch the eight o'clock file every day or something.
Public screen:
[Come on, you have no morals! !You will definitely catch up with your goddess! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[Frozen pears, come on, you must push it to the old godfather! ! ! ! 】
[The godfather is completely low-level, is there any reason!With a rival in love, there is a new attack! ! ! 】
【Ahhhhhhh I beg the assessment team to let them pass! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[Frozen pears come on! !We are the fan group that XX followed! ! !Frozen pears are a must! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[No Festival□□It’s so miniature, you must throw down the queen’s godmother! ! ! ! ! 】
[Godmother, who do you really love! ! ! ! ! ! 】
【Godmother, your romantic debt~~~~~~~】
[Godfather~~~Hook up with Han Zhifei more, or you will be too cruel~~~~~~]
……
……
The old godfather looked at the public screen with a puzzled look on his face, what are these girls thinking in their minds, is their imagination too rich, and just the day before, they were crying and abusing, telling themselves not to give up their godmothers , They will definitely be their strong backing! !
but……
Why did it go back to frozen pears today! ?
What is the situation? ? =_____=
Dongli: [Baby, it turns out that you are in an assessment, you didn't tell me before~ It made me nervous~]
Old Godfather: [Bah, it's more dangerous for me to judge you!I'm sure I won't let you live by bending the law for personal gain! !Give up! ! 】
Dongli: [You are so ruthless, how can you bear to treat me like this~]
The old godfather: [The time is up, hurry up and get down the mic! 】
Dongli: [No~~!Either you abuse your power and hug me~]
Old godfather: [. . . . . . . 】
the other side……
Midnight unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Lao Ganma: [Goddess!I'm so nervous~~ Is the assessment team very strict~~]
Old Godmother: 【Yes~】
Midnight unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Laoganma: [What should I do, give me some advice...]
Laoganma: [Let me give you an accompaniment, you can definitely pass the original tune. 】
Midnight unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Laoganma: [Okay, okay, let me listen. 】
Midnight unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Laoganma: 【This. 】
Unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Laoganma at midnight: 【. . . . . . . I can't sing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau". . . . . . 】
Old Godmother: [That can’t be helped. 】
Unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Laoganma at midnight: 【. . . . . 】
☆. Assessment of hoeing and frozen pears 2
10.
As soon as 8:[-] Beijing time arrived, the assessment of the Manchu Banquet officially began, and the one sitting firmly on Yimai was our frozen pear.
At this time, he had already changed his name to: "I must live for my godfather."
At this time, the public screen was also scrolling crazy, and everyone swiped the same sentence unanimously: Dongli will definitely overwhelm Rou Niangniang!The frozen pears are sure to overwhelm the soft lady!The frozen pears are sure to overwhelm the soft lady! (Because the godfather's assessment name is Rou Xiaoqing o(^_^)o)
At this time, our godfather’s heart is like this: I @/:;()¥¥「””...!!!!!!
But for the sake of the image of the examiner, he could only endure it.
According to the rules, the contestants of the first song need to sing a cappella.
Dongli was originally a singer on a very popular channel, so her singing skills are completely impeccable.
When he spoke, everyone except the old godfather was shocked, this kid is not an amateur! ?It is no different from a professional singer! !
And the group of the assessment team also exploded, everyone shouted, let's go, it's too powerful!Talent must stay! !
Among the people who have yelled, there is also Laoganma, the goddess of Laoganda.
Old Godfather: =____= No way!You can't be too hasty! ! !
So the old godfather who was pretending to be a villain turned on the mic, "stop, stop, a cappella is just average, girls, please stop by swiping the screen, we are people who have seen the world! You can come to an accompaniment~"
Dong Li knew that it would not be that easy, so he clicked on the prepared accompaniment: "Baby, this song is for you~"
Godfather Waterfall Khan: "Your sister!!! Don't get involved with me."
Dongli smiled lowly: "It's so cute, I like you more and more."
After Dongli finished speaking, she began to sing, and almost all the sisters in Gongping lost too much blood. .All crazy. . . . .
Assessment group:
Old Godmother: Who the hell is that?I haven't heard you say that.
2 Chong: Godfather, you are finished, godmother is angry!
Old godfather: Don't talk nonsense, I don't know him well!
2 Chong: Even a blind person can see that you are ambiguous! !You tell me the truth!
Old godfather: I have always only had one goddess in my heart!Others can't get into my eyes!
Laoganma: He is very nice, let him live~
Old Godfather: No way! !Chao'er is so difficult that you don't even feel jealous!
Old Godmother: Huh?Why be jealous. .
Old Godfather: . . . . .
"Stop stop!!! It doesn't sound good at all!!"
The old godfather had nowhere to get angry, so he ran forward to pinch the frozen pears.
Dongli stopped the accompaniment, "Then what other requirements does the examiner have? I can handle any style."
The voice of dissatisfaction on the public screen has gradually begun to rise, and everyone has expressed dissatisfaction with the old godfather's way of avenging his personal revenge.
"Change to something cute..."
The godfather felt a few traces of pears, so he had no choice but to start asking.
It seems that it is not enough to just drive him away, so let's get him what he is least good at.
Dongli is very manly, and he is really not good at pretending to be cute, but he can get by anyway, so he went all out and sang a cute song, <I think I'm not good enough>.
When the singing sounded, the girls on the public screen began to lose blood again∑( ̄. ̄)
After the song was over, Lao Ganma said, "Don't bother with Lao Ganda, we all think you are good, let's start voting, everyone will hit 1, right~~ Okay, congratulations to Dongli for passing the test!"
The old godfather was dissatisfied, "Hey! They haven't voted yet! You make up your own mind!"
The godfather just finished speaking. . . .
The full public screen 1111111111111111111111 almost swiped him to the card machine =__=
The old godfather was speechless and left sadly.
Parents and sisters of the cp party, their hearts were also broken into pieces. .
[The old godmother is still so laissez-faire after Xiaosan entered the house! !The two must have broken up ヽ(′o';]
[The two have never been together, okay! ! ! ! ! 】
[It's so cruel, I'm crying so hard, I can't live anymore! ! 】
[I feel like my heart has died along with my godfather's. . 】
【Godmother, how could you treat godfather like this! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Start chaos and end abandonment! ! !Scum Gong! ! ! ! 】
[Godfather, don't cry! ! !Stand up and fuck! ! ! ! ! 】
【Why is godfather so cruel ahhhhhhhhhhh】
[As expected of being the number one bitter lover in the Manchu and Han Dynasties. . . 】
. . . . .
. . . . .
So, a good start!
The frozen pear is the first to pass, and I have to prepare for the first night for the girls to tease.
Then, everyone's attention was put on 2 Mai.
2 Maiben is the suitor of our old godmother Midnight Unscrupulous.
And now he has changed his name to: Man Han Quan Banquet - Hehe [Orchestra Internship].
As we all know, this is the name format of Manchu and Han singers.
The exam officially started, and the classmate who had no morals said immediately, "Goddess, I must pass for you, the name has been changed!!!"
☆, nasty sweetness
11.
public screen
【Watched another show! !Good Man Han of Star Lake! ! ! ! 】
[This classmate Hoe He is so arrogant! ! ! ! ! 】
[Godmother~~~ Are you very moved? 】
[Godmother, your peach blossom debt! ! !It's too flamboyant to be merciful everywhere! ! ! 】
[Godmother scum attack! ! !Return our happy godfather back! ! ! ! 】
[Come on Hoe Wo! !We like you! ! ! 】
[Hehe, you have to live like a frozen pear! 】
. . . .
. . . .
As usual, the first round was a cappella, and Hoe He opened his mouth and sang the title song "Dear□□人" by Lao Ganma, and the girls were all overwhelmed with emotion.
It's just that compared to the professional frozen pears, Hoe He's singing is much paler. After all, Hoe He is just an amateur among amateurs. He usually puts all his heart on the old godmother, so there is no time to practice singing.
There was a heated discussion in the assessment team. Although this Hoe He is very energetic, his singing skills still need to be improved.
Old Godfather: How can I live like this!No, no, no, no.
2 Chong: It's a bit close, godmother, what do you think?
Laoganma: How can I pass this the first time~
2 Chong: I feel a bit of coolness. . .
Old godfather: Third line!superior! !
One by one: Anyway, the old lady is the villain!
So Hoe He was stopped, and the third-line sister of the assessment team told him gently that he hadn't passed.
He also knew in his heart that there are a lot of talents here, and his own level is limited, but before he left, he still said harsh words.
"For the sake of Goddess Laoganma, I will definitely come again!"
The sister papers all bowed down.
After the assessment, the old godmother went to bed after preparing to sing a song.As soon as I climbed the mic, the mother-touchers on the public screen began to swipe the screen, telling the godmother that the model voice is singing in the Tianlai room, and let the godmother hurry to listen, there is a surprise!
What a surprise. .
This kid disappeared for almost a week, now he finally knows he's coming back!
Unable to resist the scratching of curiosity, Lao Ganma jumped into Tian Lai directly.
The Tianlai special session was set up by Manhan for official singers. Trainee singers can become regulars as long as they have contributed 400. But our lazy old godmother thinks it is very tiring to hang up the contribution, so he still hangs the words of internship and can’t do it. Shangmai (_;).
The Tianlai special session was very quiet today, and there was only the model voice on the mic.
Lao Ganma plugged in the earphones and heard the voice of the model.
"I'm not imitating Fei Yuqing, I'm imitating my godmother. Swaying red wine glass~lips stained with blood~that unusual beauty~unforgivable sin~who will follow faithfully~at best be a bodyguard~"
Pfft, Lao Ganma sprayed the screen with a sip of water =___=
I did sing <Wang Concubine> with Fei Yuqing's singing method when I was convulsed at the Old Demon King's Song Club. That time, the model voice had a problem with his voice and didn't sing. I didn't expect him to still listen to it.
Public screen:
[Godmother is here! ! ! ! !Godmother is here to listen to Momo sing! ! ! ! ! 】
【Touch and cheer up~~~】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~】
[This feeling of happiness is amazing ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ]
[I believe in love again, Momoma is resurrected with full blood and full state! ! ! 】
[Godmother was still rowing wheat just now! !There is no row for touching! ! ! ! 】
[Godmother, hurry up and contribute~~ so that you can be with Momo! ! ! 】
[Papa and Mom are dead. 】
[Senior brother is amazing, it's so beautiful! 】
[I knew that the old godfather and Hoe He were both cannon fodder! ! ! !Long live mom! ! ! ! 】
. . . .
. . . .
After the exemplary voice sang <Princess>, he glanced at the public screen, wondering why the public screen suddenly rolled more ferociously.
The name of Laoganma is indeed quietly displayed in the listener list. Could it be that he is really listening to himself singing here?
Thinking that I imitated a series of his songs just now, I immediately felt a little embarrassing.
Old Godmother: Why don't you sing?Did you see my blushing?
The godmother's words just appeared on the screen, and the girls went crazy again, constantly copying the godmother's words and swiping the screen.
The model voice felt a sense of shaking.
Model voice: "Then imitate the song Crazy for Love~"
On the godmother's first night, the song "Crazy for Love" that I answered perfectly.
Laoganma listened to the song and thought, the model voice had indeed paid attention to her own singing style, and it really seemed like that when imitating it.
The singing echoed in my ears, hey, this kind of sweet feeling is really annoying.
He was obviously still angry.
☆、Black-bellied old godmother
12.
Frozen pear first night
Dongli's first night was the center of attention. Many girls who didn't watch the assessment came to the orchestra one after another in order not to leave any regrets.
The old godfather was very upset, originally he was ranked below the godmother, but just now, he watched the godmother jump into the arms of the model voice! !And now the frozen pears are popping up to sing again, the old godfather's right eyelid is twitching, it's definitely going to be bad for a while! ! !
The frozen pears are very powerful. As soon as the wheat is served, there is a song "Peerless Little Attack" that is very suitable for the taste of girls.
The ecstasy accompaniment and ecstasy singing made the atmosphere of the whole orchestra become ecstasy.
"Do you know? Every time I do it with my old godfather, he will always cry and say, I know I was wrong."
As soon as Dongli's voice fell, the old godfather fell off the chair directly, cursing Dongli cursing at me.
And the sisters who heard this sentence have all blood tanks empty, and they have been convulsed for a long time and can't recover ( ̄◇ ̄;), is this still in the world, so loving~~
Thus, the frozen pear successfully broke into the heart of Sanqianmeizhi.
private chat:
Old godfather: Are you tired of living! ! !Who told you to talk nonsense! ! ! !
Dongli: Baby, don't get excited~
Old Godfather: Who is your baby! ! ! !I tell you!I like godmother! !
Dongli: So what?
Old Godfather: Huh?
Dongli: Anyway, your eyes are mine.
Old godfather: Lying on the grass, shameless! ! !
Dongli: You think I'm handsome even when I look shameless, right?
Old Godfather: Forget it, don't die. .I'm going to die! ! ! !
Dongli: Believe me, your prince, I will definitely wake you up with a kiss.
Old Godfather: . . . . .
Private chat 2:
King of the Mountain: Hot sauce! ! ! ! !
Old Godmother: Ah, what's the matter?
King of the Mountain: The Dongli who chased the old godfather just confessed affectionately again!Also said something about the bed (////)
Laoganma: It’s pretty good~ Dongli’s singing is also pretty good.
King of the Mountain: Hey, are you really not jealous~?
Laoganma: Why should I be jealous, Ba Po.
King of the Mountain: I am not a mother-in-law! !By the way, are you going to participate in the concert or not~~~Spicy Sauce Baby~~~~
Laoganma: If you admit that you are an eighth wife, I will participate
King of the Mountain:. . . . . .
King of the Mountain: I am the eighth woman! !
Laoganma couldn’t help laughing in front of the screen, as expected, the king was there to play~
Looking at the singing voice, the godmother was thinking about a small plan in her heart.
☆, the prelude to Lian Mai song meeting
12.
The Man-Han song meeting mentioned by Shan Dawang is a Lianmai song meeting. The 80+ singers of Manchu and Han sing together in the form of CP.
Advertisements have been published overwhelmingly for a long time, and the meager crooked post bar forum has not let a single one go.
Girls look forward to the stars and look forward to the moon for a few days, and singers pimp Laxipi to practice tacit understanding.
Laoganma is a goddess of Manchu and Han, a flower of Manchu and Han.
With high popularity and many CPs, he is always the busiest on such occasions.
There has long been a quarrel in the Manhan post bar.
As soon as the discussion post was posted, there were more than a thousand replies within an hour.
Title: [Goddess of Man and Han Dynasty] Who will Lao Ganma connect with?
Sister Paper 1: Kill hair! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !A single flower in the Han Dynasty is popular all over the country, and it is popular all over you, me and him! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister Paper 2: I don’t want to explain the stupidity upstairs, the godmother must get along with Momo, and when the model couple comes out, who will compete! ! ! !
Sister paper 3: The godfather and godmother are the official match! ! !Xiaoman meager certification! ! ! S90000000001 certified! ! ! !
Girl paper 4: Beg your godmother and Hoe He Lianmai, Hoe He is so pitiful, I have taken the exam for the third time, and I haven’t passed it yet! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Please hoe it! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister paper 5: Laoganma's voice is floating over ヾ(*′▽`*)ノ彡☆ノヽノヽノヽ
Sister paper 6: I beg the old godmother NP! ! ! ! ! ! !I beg Lao Ganma to overwhelm ten thousand people! !Attack the audience! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister Paper 7: Against the 6th floor, the old godmother is subject to it! ! ! ! ! ! ! !How to attack the audience?It's almost like a show all over the audience! ! ! !
Sister paper 8: Laoganma flirts with honey or something. (﹃)saliva
Girl paper 9: It’s so hard to choose between a model voice and a godfather. Let’s talk about it after passing the exam ( ̄. ̄)+
Girl 10: 1 years old godfather! ! ! ! ! !Where is the parent party! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Where~~~~~~~! !
Sister paper 11: Touching the mother party! ! ! ! ! ! !Momo party is here to fight! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister paper 12: I'm Olympic! ! !Make an appointment with a YY channel to talk about it! !Typing is not fun! ! ! ! ! !Parents party is here! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister Paper 13: Momo pushes her all her life! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Only we Momo and godmother are a perfect match, a natural pair, a pair on the ground! ! !
Girl 14: I'm the girl who pissed last time! !Godfather and godmother really know each other, childhood sweetheart!grow up together! !Doll dear! ! ! !
Sister paper 15: I'm on the 14th floor, two boys are kissing each other, you're out of your mind! !The bottom godfather can't bear to explain! ! ! ! ! !
Midnight Unscrupulous: Explode the heads of all the floors upstairs! ! !The old godmother is mine! ! ! ! ! !He has agreed to sing with me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Give up all of you, go to SHI for any mother party and parent party party! ! ! ! !
Girl Paper 16: Hoe Wo appeared! ! !Although you and I like you very much, you can't open your eyes and talk nonsense! ! !
No morals at midnight: I am not talking nonsense! !The godmother really agreed to sing with me! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Girl Paper 17: Everyone must understand the crazy mood of a person who can't get the one he loves. . . . .Let it go, let it go. .
Girl 18: The person who just said that she wants to YY date and scold her! ! !let's go! ! ! ! ! !
Midnight Unscrupulous: You are ignoring me! ! ! ! ! !On the day of the concert, you will know that you are wrong! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister paper 19: go go go go go...
……
……
The model voice was too busy to click on the address of the post bar posted by the girls in the group.
Strictly speaking, Fanjiasheng is indeed a rare man of integrity in the Manchurian banquet, and he rarely looks at the public screen when singing.
Although she is not completely ignorant of the crazy actions of the Manchu and Han rotten girls, and she has been brainwashing herself, the suitors of the godmother are actually just joking.
But when he saw these posts, he was really surprised.
So he has been crooked like this by the rotten girls?
The content in the post bar is dazzling, including fanart, screenshots, voting, and comic theater.
The model voice looked at each of them curiously, and belatedly realized...it turned out that he and his godmother, he and the king, and he and Haha had all been wronged...
Moreover, it does seem to be the case, and the posters have all said it clearly and well, with evidence and evidence.
Model Voice is not against homosexuality, but he never thought that he would become gay one day.
But the strange thing is that when he saw those crooked posts, he didn't feel the slightest bit unhappy.
Instead... Read it carefully.
In the model voice group, the girls are chatting hotly.
The exemplary voice suddenly spoke, and the girls Σ(°△°|||) were speechless.
Model voice: [What is offense? 】
☆, model voice resuscitated
13.
[Did you lose your morals today?Go to the recycle bin to pick up morals]
This is the catchphrase of the Man-Han Quanxi small channel-Jie Cao Recycle Bin.
Often in the dead of night, singers who are tired from singing will go to the festival recycle bin to chat.
It's just...it's not appropriate to use "chat" to describe the content of the conversation...
Because the Chinese people who usually sing seriously, they start to lose their morals as soon as they arrive at the ethics recycling bin, desperately lose their morals, and the content of their words is so cruel that they can’t look directly =__=!
And girls are very excited about the opening of the ethical recycling bin.
Finally, I don’t have to stay up late and wait for the midnight show, I don’t know if there will be a midnight show, there is a midnight show every day in the beautiful moral recycle bin (~o ̄3 ̄)~
It was very late today, but the public screen of the festival station was still swiping ferociously.
Because there are a few Manchu super unscrupulous people standing on the wheat.
Old godmother, old godfather, king of the mountain, frozen pear.
King of the Mountain: "Hey~~ Fanjiasheng has opened a video singing elsewhere~~~~~ Do you want to listen to it~~~~~"
Old Godfather: "Here we go again..."
King of the Mountain: "You want to see it, I won't tell you~~~~~~"
Old Godmother: "Sell silly bitches."
King of the Mountain: "Let me tell you~ blue veins will pop out when touching and singing, so handsome~~~~"
Old Godfather: "Miss Wang, stop seducing them~"
Dongli: "My lord, do you like being a godmother or touching?"
King of the Mountain: "Touching is mine! The godmother is mine too!!! Don't make up your mind, you can share the godfather's hoeing~"
Old godfather: "I'm going!! Godmother is mine!! It's mine, it's mine, it's mine! Take care of me and I'll bite you!!!"
Dongli: "Rou Xiaoqing~~You are naughty again, be careful at night and you won't be able to get up tomorrow~~"
Old godfather: "Damn!! Who are you!!! I don't know you!!!"
King of the Mountain: "Godfather, you are wrong, you are eating what is in the bowl and looking at what is in the pot."
Old Godmother: "My lord, is your chrysanthemum itchy, is it swollen?"
King of the Mountain: "Hate~~~Spicy Sauce~~~~Do you want to suppress me~You are subject~~~"
Model voice: "Is the godmother a shou?"
. . . . . .
The exemplary voice came out. .Everyone on the microphone was quiet. . .The murderous public screen also stopped. . . . .
1 minutes later……
Old Godmother: "You are the one who suffers! Stupid suffer!!"
King of the Mountain: "Oh!! When did you come here?? When did you get enlightened?? Who told him~~~~~"
Model voice: "The girls in the group told me, they said I'm a Man-Han general..."
Old godfather: "Pfft...cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough...choked me to death, what girls are talking nonsense!!! Take the mic!!!"
Dong Li: "It turns out that you are the competitor for the position! I want to challenge you~~"
Exemplary voice: "Is there anyone else who snatched it? I'll leave it to you. They say that I love my godmother. Will you attack my godmother?"
As soon as the model voice came out, there was silence again.
The microphone is speechless, and the public screen is disabled.
Lao Ganma: "Hold the groove... who taught it! Stand up!!"
King of the Mountain: "Oh, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~"
Old godfather: "That's right! Who are the ones who teach indiscriminately!!! Drag them out and shoot them!!!!!!"
King of the Mountain: "Hahahahahahaha, godfather, I understand how you feel. The chili sauce is attacked, and you are attacked by the chili sauce, so you are a low-level victim!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha"
Old Godfather: "Sister Wang, shut up~~!! Laugh like a crow!!!"
Model voice: "Anyone can attack the general attack, right? Then come and attack me, my lord~"
King of the Mountain: "I hate you for being so straightforward~~ I gave you my body, but I gave you my heart in hot sauce~~~"
Old Godfather: "Pfft...why did I drink water again..."
Laoganma: "I don't want your heart"
Dongli: "Well, the smell of gunpowder, Rou Xiaoqing, let's go and roll the sheets first~"
Old godfather: "Bah!! You go away by yourself!!"
King of the Mountain: "Spicy sauce hates my heart, throw it away┭┮﹏┭┮"
Laoganma: "I'm so sleepy, I'm going to bed"
Old godfather: "Then I will go too!!"
Dongli: "Baby wait for me~~"
Model voice: "Go fast...
It turned out that the old godmother unknowingly dropped the wheat and left.
"Why is there another person who came to snatch my godmother from me!? Where is the person? Where is the godmother, my lord, tell me!!" The old godfather almost exploded.
"Hey! This king doesn't know what's going on!!! I'm just watching the crowd just like my sisters!!" Shan Dawang climbed up when he saw the person leaving, "I watched tremblingly, but the godmother obviously It was on purpose!!!"
"What do you mean! What do you mean!! Godmother is mine!!! What are you doing on purpose!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey, young people, don't be too stubborn..."
"I'll go to your obsession!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
☆, Model voice to show off feelings
7.
"I won't participate! With him, without me, with me, without him!"
The old godmother ruthlessly rejected the proposal of the king in front of her.
"No, I have been told that I must persuade you to participate in the concert!" The king looked anxious.
"I don't want to see the voice of the model!" The godmother turned to clear the goods in another row of shelves.
"I said... In fact, it's nothing wrong. Maybe there was a power outage that day! Yes! There was a power outage!" The king followed immediately.
"Fart! He's obviously online, I...uh." The godmother realized that she had said the wrong thing, and shut her mouth in a little embarrassment.
"Hahaha, just watch it after reading it, what kind of secret do you want between us~~ right!" The king was happy, anyone who sees the godmother will say that she is glamorous and noble.
"Who knows you very well, girl." The godmother rolled her eyes.
"Hey, but I said hot sauce, you might as well follow me, I will definitely respond to you with my enthusiasm! I won't let you feel the slightest cold!" The king changed the subject and pointed at himself again.
"Rang Rang, you are so weak." The godmother pushed the king away with her elbow and walked forward.
"I'm weak? No, I'm really not weak, I'm very persistent! If you need, I can eat more lamb kidneys to satisfy you!" The king quickly followed.
"I'm afraid I'll pinch you off."
"... Well, I will definitely work hard to satisfy you! By the way, who the hell is unscrupulous?"
"A junior in college, he used to like following me very much."
"It seems that I like it now. You must not run away with him, and you must not be hoeing in the afternoon!"
"You idiot." The godmother was speechless.
"Ah, I forgot the business again! You must come to the song meeting! Mr. Hua said that if you don't come, I will die with you..."
"Who said?" The godmother turned her head.
"Hua...Mr. Hua..." The king became less and less confident in speaking.
"No!!!!!!"
"Don't be like this...hot sauce...baby hot sauce...goddess hot sauce..."
The model voice has not been on the Manhan account for the past few days, and can only silently turn on the trumpet to listen to Laoganma singing.
Suddenly, he didn't know how to face him.
Fleeing away that day should not be the reaction he should have at all.
But he did.
What is it for?
Aren't he and Laoganma best friends and best senior brothers? Why does it feel a little strange gradually.
I remember that it was Christmas when Laoganma came to Manhan for the first time, and the model voice turned down all the invitations that night, just to come to support him.
He waited until the old godmother went to the wheat to sign up for the wheat himself, and followed closely behind.
Then the old godmother started to sing, and the model voice looked at the exclamation of the girls on the public screen, and a surge of pride burst out like this, knowing that his junior brother would definitely overwhelm the audience!
After singing "Dream Awakening Time" by Laoganma, he opened his mouth on the microphone.
Ask the model voice: Do you want to answer this song?
It must be picked up, what I have been waiting for is this moment!
The prelude is very familiar, it is the recent hit <Crazy for Love>, the model voice rarely sings this song, but for the sake of the old godmother, he still took it, the beautiful princess hug.
The sisters were amazed, the hug was so perfect, what is the relationship between the two, and how could there be such a good tacit understanding.
The model voice replied, we used to play like this, how about it, my junior brother sings well, no matter what song comes to his mouth, it is different, I am very envious of his emotions when he sings.
The sisters were amazed again, and the laughing model sounded so good, as if they were showing off their own things.
Is it my own thing, maybe.
It seems that I have always regarded the old godmother as my own.
I feel that he will definitely follow me and will not leave, so when he doesn't answer my song, when that admirer appears, I will be so upset.
But how to deal with it.
☆、The old godfather failed to confess for the Nth time
8.
饭店
"Why do you have a bitter face?"
The godmother gave the person in front of her a merciless look.
"You don't love me anymore!!" Godfather said bitterly.
"When did I ever love you?" The godmother's face was paralyzed.
"Chao'er, you are a mess~~~" Godfather called out sadly.
"Okay, stop, stop," the godmother shuddered, "Why did you ask me out?"
"I can't invite you to dinner if I have nothing to do! We haven't seen each other for two weeks! Now you have YY but no friends!!!"
"I've been tired of seeing your face since I was a child~~What's so good~~" The godmother continued ruthlessly, "Besides, don't you have fun with your fans every day?!"
"Chao'er, are you jealous of me? I knew you must have me in your heart!" Godfather's mood suddenly cleared up, it seems that the sisters were right!
"Hey! I don't have one! Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong!" The godmother's mouth twitched.
"But I'm really jealous. You only met the King of the Mountain when you entered the Manchurian Han Dynasty, and you are so familiar now. There is also a model voice. Didn't he have a CP with the King or Haha before? Why do you want to intervene? If you destroy people with your feet, you and I are the right way. Wow, if you say it is true, others dare not say it, but I am absolutely sincere to you, and the world can learn from it~!" Godfather said clearly.
"Don't mention Fanjiasheng, I'm tired of him now~" The godmother immediately nodded when she heard the name of Fanjiasheng.
"Yes, it's right to bother him!" The godfather was happy, "I am the only one in the world who really loves you!"
"Don't be disgusting~ who wants you to hurt~"
"I said why do you keep rejecting me, I said..."
The phone rang before the godfather finished speaking, and he answered the phone without looking at it while he was talking, and was scared to pee by the voice on the other end of the phone.
"Baby, what are you doing?"
Nima, the lingering frozen pear!
"I'm eating! Keep your voice down!" Godfather covered the microphone with his hands and lowered his voice, his face turned red and blue.
"Hey, you're so careful, are you with that old godmother you don't want me to see?"
"It's good that you know! It's okay, I'll hang up!"
"I have something to do~ I will go to Manhan to take the assessment tonight, welcome to watch, I heard that there is also a suitor of the old godmother who will also participate~"
"No!! Don't come!!!" Godfather finally yelled out unbearably.
"Ah? Why don't you come?"
The old godmother who was picking her teeth raised her head and asked strangely.
"Uh... that..." Godfather hung up the phone in embarrassment.
☆, Assessment of hoeing and frozen pears
9.
Under normal circumstances, if there is only one account for a girl who is serious about being a man, it is impossible to get along!
Although everyone only has two ears, but the YY number has at least two or more...
Because in addition to my favorite singer's nest, Manhan also opened many sub-stages, such as Tianlai, Orchestra, Gufeng, and the Recycling Station for Ethical Exercises. There is also a small place that is particularly happy, that is the assessment hall.
The examination hall will receive many Han papers who want to enter Manchu every night, and the Han papers will be molested by the examiners and girls during the exam, ヾ(*′`*).
Among them, in addition to the examiners of Manchu itself, some of the examiners are Manchu singers, and our old godfathers and old godmothers are members of them. They often use other names to appear as Han The papers are assessed.
On this day, the number of people in the assessment hall doubled compared to usual...
Girls don't know where they got the news that the suitors of godmother and godfather are going to take the exam today! !
The public screen was so busy that it was impossible to read every sentence clearly, but the general meaning was still clear.
That is... Most of the girls hope that both of them who come to the exam can pass, and then watch the eight o'clock file every day or something.
Public screen:
[Come on, you have no morals! !You will definitely catch up with your goddess! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[Frozen pears, come on, you must push it to the old godfather! ! ! ! 】
[The godfather is completely low-level, is there any reason!With a rival in love, there is a new attack! ! ! 】
【Ahhhhhhh I beg the assessment team to let them pass! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[Frozen pears come on! !We are the fan group that XX followed! ! !Frozen pears are a must! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[No Festival□□It’s so miniature, you must throw down the queen’s godmother! ! ! ! ! 】
[Godmother, who do you really love! ! ! ! ! ! 】
【Godmother, your romantic debt~~~~~~~】
[Godfather~~~Hook up with Han Zhifei more, or you will be too cruel~~~~~~]
……
……
The old godfather looked at the public screen with a puzzled look on his face, what are these girls thinking in their minds, is their imagination too rich, and just the day before, they were crying and abusing, telling themselves not to give up their godmothers , They will definitely be their strong backing! !
but……
Why did it go back to frozen pears today! ?
What is the situation? ? =_____=
Dongli: [Baby, it turns out that you are in an assessment, you didn't tell me before~ It made me nervous~]
Old Godfather: [Bah, it's more dangerous for me to judge you!I'm sure I won't let you live by bending the law for personal gain! !Give up! ! 】
Dongli: [You are so ruthless, how can you bear to treat me like this~]
The old godfather: [The time is up, hurry up and get down the mic! 】
Dongli: [No~~!Either you abuse your power and hug me~]
Old godfather: [. . . . . . . 】
the other side……
Midnight unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Lao Ganma: [Goddess!I'm so nervous~~ Is the assessment team very strict~~]
Old Godmother: 【Yes~】
Midnight unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Laoganma: [What should I do, give me some advice...]
Laoganma: [Let me give you an accompaniment, you can definitely pass the original tune. 】
Midnight unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Laoganma: [Okay, okay, let me listen. 】
Midnight unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Laoganma: 【This. 】
Unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Laoganma at midnight: 【. . . . . . . I can't sing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau". . . . . . 】
Old Godmother: [That can’t be helped. 】
Unscrupulous pursuit of Goddess Laoganma at midnight: 【. . . . . 】
☆. Assessment of hoeing and frozen pears 2
10.
As soon as 8:[-] Beijing time arrived, the assessment of the Manchu Banquet officially began, and the one sitting firmly on Yimai was our frozen pear.
At this time, he had already changed his name to: "I must live for my godfather."
At this time, the public screen was also scrolling crazy, and everyone swiped the same sentence unanimously: Dongli will definitely overwhelm Rou Niangniang!The frozen pears are sure to overwhelm the soft lady!The frozen pears are sure to overwhelm the soft lady! (Because the godfather's assessment name is Rou Xiaoqing o(^_^)o)
At this time, our godfather’s heart is like this: I @/:;()¥¥「””...!!!!!!
But for the sake of the image of the examiner, he could only endure it.
According to the rules, the contestants of the first song need to sing a cappella.
Dongli was originally a singer on a very popular channel, so her singing skills are completely impeccable.
When he spoke, everyone except the old godfather was shocked, this kid is not an amateur! ?It is no different from a professional singer! !
And the group of the assessment team also exploded, everyone shouted, let's go, it's too powerful!Talent must stay! !
Among the people who have yelled, there is also Laoganma, the goddess of Laoganda.
Old Godfather: =____= No way!You can't be too hasty! ! !
So the old godfather who was pretending to be a villain turned on the mic, "stop, stop, a cappella is just average, girls, please stop by swiping the screen, we are people who have seen the world! You can come to an accompaniment~"
Dong Li knew that it would not be that easy, so he clicked on the prepared accompaniment: "Baby, this song is for you~"
Godfather Waterfall Khan: "Your sister!!! Don't get involved with me."
Dongli smiled lowly: "It's so cute, I like you more and more."
After Dongli finished speaking, she began to sing, and almost all the sisters in Gongping lost too much blood. .All crazy. . . . .
Assessment group:
Old Godmother: Who the hell is that?I haven't heard you say that.
2 Chong: Godfather, you are finished, godmother is angry!
Old godfather: Don't talk nonsense, I don't know him well!
2 Chong: Even a blind person can see that you are ambiguous! !You tell me the truth!
Old godfather: I have always only had one goddess in my heart!Others can't get into my eyes!
Laoganma: He is very nice, let him live~
Old Godfather: No way! !Chao'er is so difficult that you don't even feel jealous!
Old Godmother: Huh?Why be jealous. .
Old Godfather: . . . . .
"Stop stop!!! It doesn't sound good at all!!"
The old godfather had nowhere to get angry, so he ran forward to pinch the frozen pears.
Dongli stopped the accompaniment, "Then what other requirements does the examiner have? I can handle any style."
The voice of dissatisfaction on the public screen has gradually begun to rise, and everyone has expressed dissatisfaction with the old godfather's way of avenging his personal revenge.
"Change to something cute..."
The godfather felt a few traces of pears, so he had no choice but to start asking.
It seems that it is not enough to just drive him away, so let's get him what he is least good at.
Dongli is very manly, and he is really not good at pretending to be cute, but he can get by anyway, so he went all out and sang a cute song, <I think I'm not good enough>.
When the singing sounded, the girls on the public screen began to lose blood again∑( ̄. ̄)
After the song was over, Lao Ganma said, "Don't bother with Lao Ganda, we all think you are good, let's start voting, everyone will hit 1, right~~ Okay, congratulations to Dongli for passing the test!"
The old godfather was dissatisfied, "Hey! They haven't voted yet! You make up your own mind!"
The godfather just finished speaking. . . .
The full public screen 1111111111111111111111 almost swiped him to the card machine =__=
The old godfather was speechless and left sadly.
Parents and sisters of the cp party, their hearts were also broken into pieces. .
[The old godmother is still so laissez-faire after Xiaosan entered the house! !The two must have broken up ヽ(′o';]
[The two have never been together, okay! ! ! ! ! 】
[It's so cruel, I'm crying so hard, I can't live anymore! ! 】
[I feel like my heart has died along with my godfather's. . 】
【Godmother, how could you treat godfather like this! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Start chaos and end abandonment! ! !Scum Gong! ! ! ! 】
[Godfather, don't cry! ! !Stand up and fuck! ! ! ! ! 】
【Why is godfather so cruel ahhhhhhhhhhh】
[As expected of being the number one bitter lover in the Manchu and Han Dynasties. . . 】
. . . . .
. . . . .
So, a good start!
The frozen pear is the first to pass, and I have to prepare for the first night for the girls to tease.
Then, everyone's attention was put on 2 Mai.
2 Maiben is the suitor of our old godmother Midnight Unscrupulous.
And now he has changed his name to: Man Han Quan Banquet - Hehe [Orchestra Internship].
As we all know, this is the name format of Manchu and Han singers.
The exam officially started, and the classmate who had no morals said immediately, "Goddess, I must pass for you, the name has been changed!!!"
☆, nasty sweetness
11.
public screen
【Watched another show! !Good Man Han of Star Lake! ! ! ! 】
[This classmate Hoe He is so arrogant! ! ! ! ! 】
[Godmother~~~ Are you very moved? 】
[Godmother, your peach blossom debt! ! !It's too flamboyant to be merciful everywhere! ! ! 】
[Godmother scum attack! ! !Return our happy godfather back! ! ! ! 】
[Come on Hoe Wo! !We like you! ! ! 】
[Hehe, you have to live like a frozen pear! 】
. . . .
. . . .
As usual, the first round was a cappella, and Hoe He opened his mouth and sang the title song "Dear□□人" by Lao Ganma, and the girls were all overwhelmed with emotion.
It's just that compared to the professional frozen pears, Hoe He's singing is much paler. After all, Hoe He is just an amateur among amateurs. He usually puts all his heart on the old godmother, so there is no time to practice singing.
There was a heated discussion in the assessment team. Although this Hoe He is very energetic, his singing skills still need to be improved.
Old Godfather: How can I live like this!No, no, no, no.
2 Chong: It's a bit close, godmother, what do you think?
Laoganma: How can I pass this the first time~
2 Chong: I feel a bit of coolness. . .
Old godfather: Third line!superior! !
One by one: Anyway, the old lady is the villain!
So Hoe He was stopped, and the third-line sister of the assessment team told him gently that he hadn't passed.
He also knew in his heart that there are a lot of talents here, and his own level is limited, but before he left, he still said harsh words.
"For the sake of Goddess Laoganma, I will definitely come again!"
The sister papers all bowed down.
After the assessment, the old godmother went to bed after preparing to sing a song.As soon as I climbed the mic, the mother-touchers on the public screen began to swipe the screen, telling the godmother that the model voice is singing in the Tianlai room, and let the godmother hurry to listen, there is a surprise!
What a surprise. .
This kid disappeared for almost a week, now he finally knows he's coming back!
Unable to resist the scratching of curiosity, Lao Ganma jumped into Tian Lai directly.
The Tianlai special session was set up by Manhan for official singers. Trainee singers can become regulars as long as they have contributed 400. But our lazy old godmother thinks it is very tiring to hang up the contribution, so he still hangs the words of internship and can’t do it. Shangmai (_;).
The Tianlai special session was very quiet today, and there was only the model voice on the mic.
Lao Ganma plugged in the earphones and heard the voice of the model.
"I'm not imitating Fei Yuqing, I'm imitating my godmother. Swaying red wine glass~lips stained with blood~that unusual beauty~unforgivable sin~who will follow faithfully~at best be a bodyguard~"
Pfft, Lao Ganma sprayed the screen with a sip of water =___=
I did sing <Wang Concubine> with Fei Yuqing's singing method when I was convulsed at the Old Demon King's Song Club. That time, the model voice had a problem with his voice and didn't sing. I didn't expect him to still listen to it.
Public screen:
[Godmother is here! ! ! ! !Godmother is here to listen to Momo sing! ! ! ! ! 】
【Touch and cheer up~~~】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~】
[This feeling of happiness is amazing ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ]
[I believe in love again, Momoma is resurrected with full blood and full state! ! ! 】
[Godmother was still rowing wheat just now! !There is no row for touching! ! ! ! 】
[Godmother, hurry up and contribute~~ so that you can be with Momo! ! ! 】
[Papa and Mom are dead. 】
[Senior brother is amazing, it's so beautiful! 】
[I knew that the old godfather and Hoe He were both cannon fodder! ! ! !Long live mom! ! ! ! 】
. . . .
. . . .
After the exemplary voice sang <Princess>, he glanced at the public screen, wondering why the public screen suddenly rolled more ferociously.
The name of Laoganma is indeed quietly displayed in the listener list. Could it be that he is really listening to himself singing here?
Thinking that I imitated a series of his songs just now, I immediately felt a little embarrassing.
Old Godmother: Why don't you sing?Did you see my blushing?
The godmother's words just appeared on the screen, and the girls went crazy again, constantly copying the godmother's words and swiping the screen.
The model voice felt a sense of shaking.
Model voice: "Then imitate the song Crazy for Love~"
On the godmother's first night, the song "Crazy for Love" that I answered perfectly.
Laoganma listened to the song and thought, the model voice had indeed paid attention to her own singing style, and it really seemed like that when imitating it.
The singing echoed in my ears, hey, this kind of sweet feeling is really annoying.
He was obviously still angry.
☆、Black-bellied old godmother
12.
Frozen pear first night
Dongli's first night was the center of attention. Many girls who didn't watch the assessment came to the orchestra one after another in order not to leave any regrets.
The old godfather was very upset, originally he was ranked below the godmother, but just now, he watched the godmother jump into the arms of the model voice! !And now the frozen pears are popping up to sing again, the old godfather's right eyelid is twitching, it's definitely going to be bad for a while! ! !
The frozen pears are very powerful. As soon as the wheat is served, there is a song "Peerless Little Attack" that is very suitable for the taste of girls.
The ecstasy accompaniment and ecstasy singing made the atmosphere of the whole orchestra become ecstasy.
"Do you know? Every time I do it with my old godfather, he will always cry and say, I know I was wrong."
As soon as Dongli's voice fell, the old godfather fell off the chair directly, cursing Dongli cursing at me.
And the sisters who heard this sentence have all blood tanks empty, and they have been convulsed for a long time and can't recover ( ̄◇ ̄;), is this still in the world, so loving~~
Thus, the frozen pear successfully broke into the heart of Sanqianmeizhi.
private chat:
Old godfather: Are you tired of living! ! !Who told you to talk nonsense! ! ! !
Dongli: Baby, don't get excited~
Old Godfather: Who is your baby! ! ! !I tell you!I like godmother! !
Dongli: So what?
Old Godfather: Huh?
Dongli: Anyway, your eyes are mine.
Old godfather: Lying on the grass, shameless! ! !
Dongli: You think I'm handsome even when I look shameless, right?
Old Godfather: Forget it, don't die. .I'm going to die! ! ! !
Dongli: Believe me, your prince, I will definitely wake you up with a kiss.
Old Godfather: . . . . .
Private chat 2:
King of the Mountain: Hot sauce! ! ! ! !
Old Godmother: Ah, what's the matter?
King of the Mountain: The Dongli who chased the old godfather just confessed affectionately again!Also said something about the bed (////)
Laoganma: It’s pretty good~ Dongli’s singing is also pretty good.
King of the Mountain: Hey, are you really not jealous~?
Laoganma: Why should I be jealous, Ba Po.
King of the Mountain: I am not a mother-in-law! !By the way, are you going to participate in the concert or not~~~Spicy Sauce Baby~~~~
Laoganma: If you admit that you are an eighth wife, I will participate
King of the Mountain:. . . . . .
King of the Mountain: I am the eighth woman! !
Laoganma couldn’t help laughing in front of the screen, as expected, the king was there to play~
Looking at the singing voice, the godmother was thinking about a small plan in her heart.
☆, the prelude to Lian Mai song meeting
12.
The Man-Han song meeting mentioned by Shan Dawang is a Lianmai song meeting. The 80+ singers of Manchu and Han sing together in the form of CP.
Advertisements have been published overwhelmingly for a long time, and the meager crooked post bar forum has not let a single one go.
Girls look forward to the stars and look forward to the moon for a few days, and singers pimp Laxipi to practice tacit understanding.
Laoganma is a goddess of Manchu and Han, a flower of Manchu and Han.
With high popularity and many CPs, he is always the busiest on such occasions.
There has long been a quarrel in the Manhan post bar.
As soon as the discussion post was posted, there were more than a thousand replies within an hour.
Title: [Goddess of Man and Han Dynasty] Who will Lao Ganma connect with?
Sister Paper 1: Kill hair! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !A single flower in the Han Dynasty is popular all over the country, and it is popular all over you, me and him! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister Paper 2: I don’t want to explain the stupidity upstairs, the godmother must get along with Momo, and when the model couple comes out, who will compete! ! ! !
Sister paper 3: The godfather and godmother are the official match! ! !Xiaoman meager certification! ! ! S90000000001 certified! ! ! !
Girl paper 4: Beg your godmother and Hoe He Lianmai, Hoe He is so pitiful, I have taken the exam for the third time, and I haven’t passed it yet! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Please hoe it! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister paper 5: Laoganma's voice is floating over ヾ(*′▽`*)ノ彡☆ノヽノヽノヽ
Sister paper 6: I beg the old godmother NP! ! ! ! ! ! !I beg Lao Ganma to overwhelm ten thousand people! !Attack the audience! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister Paper 7: Against the 6th floor, the old godmother is subject to it! ! ! ! ! ! ! !How to attack the audience?It's almost like a show all over the audience! ! ! !
Sister paper 8: Laoganma flirts with honey or something. (﹃)saliva
Girl paper 9: It’s so hard to choose between a model voice and a godfather. Let’s talk about it after passing the exam ( ̄. ̄)+
Girl 10: 1 years old godfather! ! ! ! ! !Where is the parent party! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Where~~~~~~~! !
Sister paper 11: Touching the mother party! ! ! ! ! ! !Momo party is here to fight! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister paper 12: I'm Olympic! ! !Make an appointment with a YY channel to talk about it! !Typing is not fun! ! ! ! ! !Parents party is here! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister Paper 13: Momo pushes her all her life! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Only we Momo and godmother are a perfect match, a natural pair, a pair on the ground! ! !
Girl 14: I'm the girl who pissed last time! !Godfather and godmother really know each other, childhood sweetheart!grow up together! !Doll dear! ! ! !
Sister paper 15: I'm on the 14th floor, two boys are kissing each other, you're out of your mind! !The bottom godfather can't bear to explain! ! ! ! ! !
Midnight Unscrupulous: Explode the heads of all the floors upstairs! ! !The old godmother is mine! ! ! ! ! !He has agreed to sing with me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Give up all of you, go to SHI for any mother party and parent party party! ! ! ! !
Girl Paper 16: Hoe Wo appeared! ! !Although you and I like you very much, you can't open your eyes and talk nonsense! ! !
No morals at midnight: I am not talking nonsense! !The godmother really agreed to sing with me! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Girl Paper 17: Everyone must understand the crazy mood of a person who can't get the one he loves. . . . .Let it go, let it go. .
Girl 18: The person who just said that she wants to YY date and scold her! ! !let's go! ! ! ! ! !
Midnight Unscrupulous: You are ignoring me! ! ! ! ! !On the day of the concert, you will know that you are wrong! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sister paper 19: go go go go go...
……
……
The model voice was too busy to click on the address of the post bar posted by the girls in the group.
Strictly speaking, Fanjiasheng is indeed a rare man of integrity in the Manchurian banquet, and he rarely looks at the public screen when singing.
Although she is not completely ignorant of the crazy actions of the Manchu and Han rotten girls, and she has been brainwashing herself, the suitors of the godmother are actually just joking.
But when he saw these posts, he was really surprised.
So he has been crooked like this by the rotten girls?
The content in the post bar is dazzling, including fanart, screenshots, voting, and comic theater.
The model voice looked at each of them curiously, and belatedly realized...it turned out that he and his godmother, he and the king, and he and Haha had all been wronged...
Moreover, it does seem to be the case, and the posters have all said it clearly and well, with evidence and evidence.
Model Voice is not against homosexuality, but he never thought that he would become gay one day.
But the strange thing is that when he saw those crooked posts, he didn't feel the slightest bit unhappy.
Instead... Read it carefully.
In the model voice group, the girls are chatting hotly.
The exemplary voice suddenly spoke, and the girls Σ(°△°|||) were speechless.
Model voice: [What is offense? 】
☆, model voice resuscitated
13.
[Did you lose your morals today?Go to the recycle bin to pick up morals]
This is the catchphrase of the Man-Han Quanxi small channel-Jie Cao Recycle Bin.
Often in the dead of night, singers who are tired from singing will go to the festival recycle bin to chat.
It's just...it's not appropriate to use "chat" to describe the content of the conversation...
Because the Chinese people who usually sing seriously, they start to lose their morals as soon as they arrive at the ethics recycling bin, desperately lose their morals, and the content of their words is so cruel that they can’t look directly =__=!
And girls are very excited about the opening of the ethical recycling bin.
Finally, I don’t have to stay up late and wait for the midnight show, I don’t know if there will be a midnight show, there is a midnight show every day in the beautiful moral recycle bin (~o ̄3 ̄)~
It was very late today, but the public screen of the festival station was still swiping ferociously.
Because there are a few Manchu super unscrupulous people standing on the wheat.
Old godmother, old godfather, king of the mountain, frozen pear.
King of the Mountain: "Hey~~ Fanjiasheng has opened a video singing elsewhere~~~~~ Do you want to listen to it~~~~~"
Old Godfather: "Here we go again..."
King of the Mountain: "You want to see it, I won't tell you~~~~~~"
Old Godmother: "Sell silly bitches."
King of the Mountain: "Let me tell you~ blue veins will pop out when touching and singing, so handsome~~~~"
Old Godfather: "Miss Wang, stop seducing them~"
Dongli: "My lord, do you like being a godmother or touching?"
King of the Mountain: "Touching is mine! The godmother is mine too!!! Don't make up your mind, you can share the godfather's hoeing~"
Old godfather: "I'm going!! Godmother is mine!! It's mine, it's mine, it's mine! Take care of me and I'll bite you!!!"
Dongli: "Rou Xiaoqing~~You are naughty again, be careful at night and you won't be able to get up tomorrow~~"
Old godfather: "Damn!! Who are you!!! I don't know you!!!"
King of the Mountain: "Godfather, you are wrong, you are eating what is in the bowl and looking at what is in the pot."
Old Godmother: "My lord, is your chrysanthemum itchy, is it swollen?"
King of the Mountain: "Hate~~~Spicy Sauce~~~~Do you want to suppress me~You are subject~~~"
Model voice: "Is the godmother a shou?"
. . . . . .
The exemplary voice came out. .Everyone on the microphone was quiet. . .The murderous public screen also stopped. . . . .
1 minutes later……
Old Godmother: "You are the one who suffers! Stupid suffer!!"
King of the Mountain: "Oh!! When did you come here?? When did you get enlightened?? Who told him~~~~~"
Model voice: "The girls in the group told me, they said I'm a Man-Han general..."
Old godfather: "Pfft...cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough...choked me to death, what girls are talking nonsense!!! Take the mic!!!"
Dong Li: "It turns out that you are the competitor for the position! I want to challenge you~~"
Exemplary voice: "Is there anyone else who snatched it? I'll leave it to you. They say that I love my godmother. Will you attack my godmother?"
As soon as the model voice came out, there was silence again.
The microphone is speechless, and the public screen is disabled.
Lao Ganma: "Hold the groove... who taught it! Stand up!!"
King of the Mountain: "Oh, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~"
Old godfather: "That's right! Who are the ones who teach indiscriminately!!! Drag them out and shoot them!!!!!!"
King of the Mountain: "Hahahahahahaha, godfather, I understand how you feel. The chili sauce is attacked, and you are attacked by the chili sauce, so you are a low-level victim!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha"
Old Godfather: "Sister Wang, shut up~~!! Laugh like a crow!!!"
Model voice: "Anyone can attack the general attack, right? Then come and attack me, my lord~"
King of the Mountain: "I hate you for being so straightforward~~ I gave you my body, but I gave you my heart in hot sauce~~~"
Old Godfather: "Pfft...why did I drink water again..."
Laoganma: "I don't want your heart"
Dongli: "Well, the smell of gunpowder, Rou Xiaoqing, let's go and roll the sheets first~"
Old godfather: "Bah!! You go away by yourself!!"
King of the Mountain: "Spicy sauce hates my heart, throw it away┭┮﹏┭┮"
Laoganma: "I'm so sleepy, I'm going to bed"
Old godfather: "Then I will go too!!"
Dongli: "Baby wait for me~~"
Model voice: "Go fast...
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