Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

The river was very fast, and the boat was ups and downs on the river, shaking violently.

"Boater, why is it shaking so much?" asked one of the ghosts.

The boatman snorted coldly, and thought, "Isn't it because he carried a living soul?"

But he couldn't figure out the details of Liu Zian, and he didn't dare to say so clearly, but he just cast a sneaky look at Liu Zian.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Liu Zian asked, being horrified by him.

"In the past, some dead ghosts were transported, but today a living soul came. This little old man wants to see something new." That boat was fair.

Liu Zian snorted, stopped thinking about him, and turned his head to look at the city on the other side of the river.

The city gradually became clear in the black mist, showing little lights.

No, that's not a light!

When the boat got closer, Liu Zian suddenly realized that the flashing red was not a lamp at all, but a raging flame!

"We are like moths. This city is the fire. We know it is a dead end, but we still want to jump in." The scholar who talked to him on the shore before said, "No, you are different. I mean you are a living soul. , Why are you running to this hellish place if you have nothing to do? Are you tired of living?"

"Who knows, I'll be here when I wake up." Liu Zian said, subconsciously concealing the fact that he had been torn to pieces.

"You are called soul-leaving disease. I will see Lord Yan later and find out your longevity, so I will send you back." The scholar ghost said, "When I was alive, there was a girl next door who got it. This disease, when I woke up, I also said that I had walked around in hell."

"What is the soul-leaving disorder?" Liu Zian asked.

"Except for panting, it's no different from a dead man."

"Then... what if he was buried as a dead person?"

"That brother is afraid that he is going to become a real ghost!"

Liu Zian was about to ask something more, when he suddenly smelled a disgusting stench, very strong.

What is the taste?Liu Zian looked around.

I saw that on the bright red water, apart from the sporadic drifted meat, there was also a kind of flower with slender petals blooming.The flowers grew extraordinarily lush and so beautiful that all the ghosts were stunned for a moment.

"Boatman, what kind of flower is this? Why is it so beautiful?" a ghost asked the boatman.

"This is the flower of the other shore. After seeing this flower, we will have crossed more than half of the river." The boatman replied.

This is the other shore flower?

Liu Zian had heard of the name of the Bana flower long ago, but had never seen it with his own eyes, so he was very curious, so he leaned over the side of the boat to look at the flower.

However, he forgot that as a living soul, he was much heavier than those dead ghosts.With such a movement, the whole boat almost capsized.

"Oh, don't move!" the ghosts shouted.

Liu Zian quickly retracted his body, and sat on the boat peacefully.

"What's the name of this river?" Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Liu Zian felt a little embarrassed, and changed the subject, "Could it be the Wangchuan River?"

"Wangchuan River? That's an elegant name." Boatman said sadly, "But we all call this river Wusi River."

"The dead river?"

"Going to the human world in a muddleheaded way, and living in such a chaotic way for so many decades, is it not a death in vain?" Said Gong.

"Then this is called the River of Death, isn't it called Baihuodi above?" Liu Zian boldly said.

The boatman looked back at Liu Zian, snorted coldly, and stopped talking.

"The river of death is in vain, the land of life is in vain. It also rhymes with the same pattern." Seeing Liu Zian's embarrassment, the scholar ghost whispered back, with a gentle and charming expression.

Liu Zian glanced at him and thought, "No wonder he's a ghost."

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly saw a fat and dark fish jumping out of the water, opened its huge mouth, showing its sharp teeth, and swallowed a ghost into its stomach at once.

"Scared!" The ghosts were taken aback.Liu Zian was also taken aback.

"You all be safe! This fish is a ghost fish, it must have been disturbed by the shaking of the hull just now." Said Gonggong.

"The waves on the water are so big, how could the fish feel the shaking of the hull..." Liu Zian retorted in a low voice.

"It didn't smell like a ghost just now. If you move around like this, and everyone talks again, it will smell a ghost." The boatman gave him a sideways look and said.

The ghosts were terrified when they heard the words, and they shut their mouths tightly, not daring to say another word.

"It's really timid." Liu Zian said in peace.But since no one talked to him, talking to himself was a bit boring, so he simply shut his mouth.

When they reached the shore, all the ghosts went ashore one by one, and Liu Zi'an stopped.

Just as Liu Zian was going ashore, the boatman tripped him suddenly, causing him to almost fall down.

Liu Zian was furious, and when the boatman was not paying attention, he kicked the guy.

With a "plop", the boatman fell into the river of death.

"I often walk by the river, how can there be someone who doesn't get wet shoes? You have been ferrying on this river of death for so long, and today you can be regarded as a complete success. You have died in vain!" Liu Zian laughed loudly, and left triumphantly. .

The boatman crawled out of the river covered in blood and yelled at him, his words were extremely ugly.However, this was out of Liu Zian's control.

Walking to the gate of the city, before entering the city, Liu Zian smelled the smell of burning.

"It's so hot, so thirsty..." Liu Zian felt that his whole body was about to be baked dry, and he couldn't help feeling afraid of this place.

"Why is this place so hot?! Why don't we go back." One of the ghosts who came with Liu Zian said.

Many ghosts nodded in agreement.

Although the riverside of Wusi is bleak, it is not so hot and unbearable.

However, they had just walked back a few steps when they were stopped by ghost messengers who jumped out of nowhere.

"Where are you going?"

"I, we're going back."

"Go back? Where are you going?" The ghost officer smiled, "What is the way back in hell? Even if you can return to the earth by chance? It's just a walking dead. What's the point of being in a trance? Why don't you do it earlier? End it! In this great hell of ours, there are countless joys, and there is no benefit to make you happy. There is an old saying that goes well: If you don’t go to the Tiewei Mountain, it’s useless to become a god.”

Liu Zian was stunned, it was the first time he heard someone say that hell is good.

Taking a closer look at the ghost messenger, I found that it was actually a woman, looking around and looking around, it was really touching.

Liu Zian looked elsewhere by mistake, and found that there were also young men and women with handsome faces who were yelling in the same way.The male ghost messenger is in charge of coaxing newly-dead female ghosts, and the female ghost messenger is in charge of coaxing newly-dead male ghosts.

After being fooled by them, most of the ghosts obediently entered the underworld as if they had been infused with ecstasy soup.

There are also those who can't get on the road, let the female ghost tease in every possible way, and the male ghost comforts them thousands of times, but they refuse to obey, hugging the pillars by the roadside, crying and screaming, saying that they will return to the world.

At this time, a bull-headed horse came over, unceremoniously picked them up, and threw them into the Wusi River to feed the fish.

How many ghosts will be trapped in hell forever with such a combination of grace and power, leniency and fierceness, and there will be no future for them?

Liu Zian sighed, and followed the large army into the underworld.

As soon as he entered the gate, Liu Zian's eyes were opened.

The first thing that catches the eye is a large pot with countless firewood piled underneath, and black oil tumbling in the pot.Seeing that the oil was almost hot, the ghost forked the ghost beside him and threw it into the frying pan, frying until crackling, turning it over from time to time.When the ghost is completely fried, put it aside, let him slow down, and put the oil in the pan later.

However, after watching for a long time, Liu Zian discovered that not all ghosts follow this process.Sometimes, seeing that the frying heat is just right, the ghost messenger will lift it to his mouth and chew it down.

Liu Zian was shocked, and seemed to understand the content of the conversation between Niutou and the fearful ghost in a trance.

"I didn't expect that there would be such people who use power for personal gain in hell!" Liu Zian thought bitterly.

After passing the oil pan, Liu Zian and his party came to a road.

On both sides of the road were some low thatched huts, and heart-piercing screams kept coming from inside.

The leading ghost messenger took them to visit each house.

Or see the bull's head and horse's face press the ghost, pull out their tongue from the mouth, and pull it long, let the cow plow it; or see a ghost cut open the ghost's chest, dig out its heart, and throw it to the night fork Swallow; or see a forest of swords with ups and downs, with cold light shining on the sword head.Countless ghosts were forced to climb the sword tree.Those who climb well will be applauded below, while those who climb poorly will be whipped mercilessly as a warning to others.But whether they climbed well or not, no one could climb to the top of the tree. Before they got there, they lost their limbs and blood, and fell down; or saw a group of ghosts chased by cattle in a deep pit, Top it with a horn, step on it with a hoof, and it will be meat sauce in a blink of an eye; or see the bull's head and horse noodles poured into the mouth of a ghost with cooked copper juice;

Or you can see a vast cesspool with an unbearable smell, and countless ghosts jumping in it, looking miserable; or you can see a large ice cellar, in which countless ghosts are naked, stepping on ice under their feet, holding ice in their arms, shivering in the bone-chilling cold Trembling; or see the bull's head and horse's face cut open the skin of countless ghosts, then put a red-hot iron into it, and then sew the skin together, and so on; Pick it up, but the skin has already fallen off, and the ghost messenger called it the golden cicada shedding its shell; or you can see a big hammer hitting the ghost's chest and back continuously;

Or see the fire everywhere, chasing and burning those ghosts;

Or see caltrops flying everywhere in the air;

Or see iron snakes crawling everywhere on the ground, winding around the necks of ghosts;

Or see iron dogs running all over the ground, chasing and biting those ghosts, gnawing at their bones; or seeing red-hot iron plates all over the ground, so that ghosts have nowhere to stay;

Or see red-hot iron guns rampaging;

Or see ghosts with bull's head and horse face sliced ​​into pieces, blood drawn, tendons removed, nose cut, eyes gouged out, teeth pulled out...

All these things surprised Liu Zian, and he almost couldn't bear to look directly at them.

"If I die, I will probably be like these ghosts." Liu Zi'an said, feeling sad from his heart.Just about to exchange ideas with the previous scholar ghosts, they all looked dull, as if they had lost the ability to think.

"What's going on here? Could it be that you were frightened?" Liu Zian said in peace.

What he didn't know was that all dead souls had to go to the endless hell once before reaching the palace of Hades.There is no other reason, it is to make them look around, and when the trial comes, they will naturally know where they should go.

Liu Zian is a living soul, so naturally he is not affected by it.

"Okay, let's go to the hall." The guide ghost said.

When the ghosts heard the words, they followed him forward in a ignorant manner.

Although Liu Zian went in without knowing it, he also followed.

Arriving at the top of the main hall, I saw the King of Hell sitting on the public table in the middle, wearing a crown on his head, wearing a toga with long sleeves, white face and black beard, he was very solemn and kind.

All the ghosts came forward and reported their names and places of origin one by one, and then the judge took out their share from the many books and read out their life.Lord Hades sentenced them according to their crimes, some were thrown into hell, some entered the realm of animals, and some were reborn as human beings.

When we arrived at Liu Zian, the judge searched for a long time but couldn't find any brochures about him, so he had to ask according to the rules.

"Who's last name?"

"Liu Zian."

"What crime did you commit in the world?"

"do not know."

"That's ridiculous, how can you not know what you have committed?"

"I believe that everything I do is innocent, and I have never done anything that is guilty. But there are laws in the yang world, and there are laws in the underworld. The law in the yang world, I have read it twice, and I have never done anything. Things that violate the laws of the country. As for the laws of the underworld, the boy has never been to the underworld, and he does not know how to avoid it, so he has to do it according to his conscience. But he felt that it would not harm others, so he listened to him. So you ask me what is my crime ,I don't know either."

"The yin law is roughly equal to the yang law. It is more dense than the yang law, and it has probably been repeatedly stated in the Buddhist scriptures."

"According to the precepts of Buddhism, that kid probably deserves death."

"Not necessarily. Let me ask you, have you ever violated the law of killing?"

"It's a crime. I'm not a monk, so I'm a prostitute. As a traveler, walking around the world, I will inevitably encounter some insects and ants. If I step on it, I don't know how many lives I have killed. It's really a sin."

Hades jaw.

"I can't blame you for that." The judge said, "Have you ever violated the law of robbery?"

"I have committed a crime. Stealing is the least serious crime in my life. However, climbing mountains to pick fruits and wading to water to pick lotus, although the objects are small, everything in the world has its own owner, so it cannot be called stealing."

"Have you ever broken the law of adultery?"

Liu Zian hesitated now, and after a long while, he said, "I made a mistake. But it's all about emotion, and it's all about reason."

The judge asked some more questions, and Liu Zian answered them one by one.Every time he was asked about something, Liu Zian would answer "offence".

At this moment, a ghost messenger hurried in and whispered in the judge's ear.The judge's expression changed, he glanced at Liu Zian, walked to his seat and whispered to Lord Yan.

After a while, Lord Yan asked, "Are you a living soul?"

"Yes."

"Why did the living soul come to this underworld?"

"I don't know." Liu Zian replied.

Lord Yan pondered for a moment, then said a few words after looking back.

I saw a person walking down from the seat, wearing a white coat and a white hat, walking up to Liu Zian and saying, "Please get up."

Liu Zian looked up and found that this was actually an acquaintance.

"Bai Xuan?!" Liu Zian called out.

Bai Xuan was stunned when he saw his face, motioned him to keep quiet, and then pulled him to a corner of the hall.

"Why are you here?" Liu Zian asked, "Did you not reincarnate?"

"I'm originally the ghost messenger here. The time I went to Yangjian was on vacation, I took the time to go there to play." Bai Xuan said, "I should have died of illness, but I didn't expect to meet someone from the Shennong family. I didn't die. However, the return date has been set, and when the time comes, I have to die... but I made a farce, which surprised you."

"But...if Painter Bai didn't want to paint the disguised picture of hell, wouldn't you die too?" Liu Zian still didn't have a good impression of Painter Bai.

"It's no wonder he was the ghost messenger who told me to go back to the underworld, but our horoscopes are too similar, and I have hooked up the wrong soul several times..." Bai Xuan sighed, "Speaking of which, what about my father? Is it? I saw that he was near the end of his lifespan earlier, but after waiting and waiting, he did not come to the underworld to report, and I don’t know what happened.”

"He, he's going to avenge you." Liu Zian said, "Killed a lot of people, and finally caused me to die."

In his heart, he blamed all the faults on Painter Bai, and said in his heart: "If it wasn't for that Painter Bai wanted revenge and practiced heart carving, Ah Xue wouldn't be unable to reunite with her lover. I wouldn't have gotten along with Mr. I ran all the way to the desert to look for the Emerald Palace, and I wouldn’t enter that ghostly secret realm. In this way, I won’t die.”

"You lost your life? By the way, what's your situation?" Bai Xuan asked, "Where's Mr. Baohe?"

Liu Zian hesitated for a moment, but still told Bai Xuan the truth.

After hearing this, Bai Xuan pondered for a moment, and said, "In this way, you should be dead, unless..."

"Unless what?"

"Unless you have some magic weapon on your body to protect your soul."

Liu Zian thought about it, but he didn't feel that he had picked up any treasure recently...

"No matter what, if you are a living soul, you can still be saved. Turn back and practice hard, so that you can cultivate a real body as soon as possible." Bai Xuan said.

"Then how do I go back?" Liu Zian asked, "Go back the same way?"

"How can there be a way back in hell?" Bai Xuan sighed, "There are only two ways for you to go out, one is reincarnation..."

"Of course I can't go to reincarnation!" Liu Zian said.

Just a joke, if he went to reincarnate, would he still be Liu Zian?

"There is another way, but it's inconvenient for me to tell you...unless you swear a poisonous oath."

"You guys have a lot of things. Why are you swearing?"

"For example, you can swear: If you, Liu Zian, leak half a sentence and make people suspect that I, Bai Wuchang, told you the secret, you will be struck by five thunders, struck by lightning, cut off from your heart, and suffer the most cruel punishment in hell, forever. Do not turn over!"

Liu Zian was speechless: "This is too poisonous!"

"I'm also forced to be helpless."

"That's fine, let's do what you say."

"No, you have to say it yourself before it counts."

Liu Zian had no choice but to recite the poisonous oath once, so that Bai Xuan could feel relieved.

"There is another secret road under this hell that leads to the outside, but no one has ever known how to get there... Only those who are predestined can get there." Bai Xuan whispered, and then explained to him the structure and structure below in detail. way in.

"Liu Zian, remember your oath. Of course, if someone asks you, or if you can't help but want to say it, it's not impossible to tell you. However, if you say that Mr. Baohe told you all this." Bai Xuan instructed .

"What kind of grievance does this guy have with Mr.? He insists on putting the shit on Mr.'s head that I don't want to accept." Liu Zi'an said with a heart, but he didn't say anything, just said "I know".

"Don't blame me for using Mr. Baohe as a shield. Don't think that he usually doesn't look like a mountain, but he actually has a big background." Bai Xuan said.

Liu Zian continued to question, but he shut up and didn't go into details. He just led Liu Zian out of the hall, pointed him in the direction and went back.

Liu Zian walked to the northwest of the Great Hell as he said, and he was not blocked along the way, but ghosts passed by from time to time and gave him a squinting look.

"It must be because I am a living soul." Liu Zian said with confidence.

I don't know how far I walked, but I saw that there was no road ahead, only a deep valley surrounded by clouds and mist.

Probably... it's here.

The author has something to say: For various descriptions of hell, refer to the "Ksitigarbha Sutra" and Baidu Encyclopedia... Let's make a joke

Liu Zian travels with Mr. Baohe every day, spending more time with his parents and brothers.

So, naturally, Liu Zian was closer to Mr. Baohe, and loved to be by his side even on days when he didn't go out.

"Sir, do you know that the second brother bought a new dim sum shop, and the dim sum in it is delicious!"

"Sir, do you know that I went out with my fourth brother today."

"Sir, do you know..."

From family and country affairs, to eating and sleeping, Liu Zian would talk to Mr. Baohe, and when he opened his mouth, it must be this sentence.

Mr. Baohe felt that he was going to experience auditory hallucinations...

do you know?do you know?

"Sir, do you know..."

"I know."

Liu Zian was stunned: "You know..."

(You know I like you)