Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

Suddenly a voice came from the darkness: "Now don't you feel bored?"

This time, a person appeared in front of Mr. Baohe.Or rather, it looks like a person.

It was the little girl who called herself Jingwei.

In the dim light-like mist, Jing Wei still smiled so sweetly.

"Now you finally understand why you are not allowed to go out."

"I don't know."

"You still don't understand?"

"I only understand one thing." Mr. Baohe said, "Sometimes in this place, those who wear human skins are not necessarily humans, and those who wear animal skins are not necessarily beasts."

Seeing Jingwei's interested expression, Mr. Baohe said again: "At least I know he is not Lord Yixu."

"why?"

"I've just met Mr. Yixu."

"Have you ever thought about what if that is fake?"

"That's really desperate." Mr. Baohe said, "Although there are many guys who don't want to be human, there are not many who are willing to keep this appearance."

"Do you know who he is?"

"It's a unicorn. No, it should be a unicorn."

"You already knew?"

Mr. Baohe smiled and said, "At least I know what Dr. Cao looks like."

"Lin is the patron saint of the Fire-hating Kingdom." Jing Wei smiled and blinked, "However, even if the evil ghosts didn't come to you, after such a delay, the hungry ghosts should come to you."

"Hungry ghost?" Mr. Baohe thought of the wandering spirit just now.

"What the hungry ghost means is that if you don't go there, everyone will starve to death!" Jingwei said with a pout.

Mr. Baohe laughed out loud.

"People who don't exist still need to eat? I'm afraid there will only be one hungry ghost at that time."

"Who?"

"me……"

The night was still the same night, and the fog was still the same fog, but Mr. Baohe's mood was different from before.

It's more pleasant to walk with a sweet and intelligent girl than to be behind a huge beast.

Seeing Mr. Baohe smiling, Jingwei said, "You seem to be in a good mood."

"At least it's happier than before."

"Because you know I won't kill you?" Jingwei said.

"You look better than it." Mr. Baohe joked.

Jingwei smiled.

"Am I just so much better than it? I'm not happy about that."

"Of course there are others."

"What else?"

"You can talk, and I love to hear you talk."

Jingwei blinked slyly, and said, "Do you like to hear what I have to say? Do you want to hear the secrets of this place? Or the situation of your little apprentice?"

Mr. Baohe smiled noncommittally.

"Where do you want me to start?" Jingwei asked.

"Just talk about it. For example, those lunatics?" Mr. Baohe said.

Although he really wanted to know what was going on with Liu Zian, he didn't want to hear what Jingwei said.

"How do you know about the lunatic?" Jing Wei opened his eyes wide and looked at him in surprise.

Mr. Baohe said leisurely: "Not only do I know that those people are crazy, but I also know that this is not the first time I have come here."

"Do you remember?" Jingwei walked over, picked off a leaf, walked back, sighed, and said, "You already know too much, but if you must ask, I can still tell you .”

Mr. Baohe crossed his arms and signaled Jingwei to continue talking.

"Have you ever seen a man who could tear a bison in half with his bare hands?"

Mr. Baohe shook his head and said, "No."

"Then have you ever seen someone who can knock other people's heads into pieces with one finger?"

"nor."

"Then you'll see it soon."

Mr. Baohe swallowed, and said, "Is this person against me?"

"No grudges, just dissatisfied with you."

"Who is he?"

"Father Kua."

Kuafu?Mr. Baohe was taken aback, thinking that the names of the people here were all weird, as if most of them were named after mythical figures.

"Is he waiting for me?"

"Not only waiting for you, but waiting impatiently." Jingwei laughed, "So you'd better find a big iron pot."

"What do you want an iron pot for?"

"Cover your head!"

"Instead of this." Mr. Baohe paused and said, "I'll just bring a knife and settle the matter myself."

In the end, Mr. Baohe carried neither a knife nor a pot, and followed Jingwei to the eating place with his hands empty.

The guy Jingwei was talking about was standing on a high platform, looking down at Mr. Baohe.

He is more than nine feet tall, with broad shoulders, thick chest, legs as thick as tree trunks, and his palms are as big as cattail leaf fans when they are stretched out. The calluses on the palms are as thick as an inch.The eyes are wide open, and the tiger is full of power.

Moreover, there was actually a big iron pot in front of him.

The iron pot is placed on the stove, and the stove is placed on the high platform, which is in the middle of the hall.

The fire was burning vigorously, and a steaming pot of meat was cooking in the pot.I don't know what kind of meat it is, but it tastes delicious.

When Mr. Baohe came in, the man was stirring the meat in the pot with a large wooden spoon as long as his arm.

Seeing Mr. Baohe, he immediately put down the wooden spoon, stared at him, and shouted: "Mr. Baohe?"

The sound of drinking was like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, which made people's ears buzz.

Mr. Baohe didn't even blink his eyes, but also shouted: "Kuafu?"

Kuafu asked, "Are you coming?"

Mr. Baohe said, "I'll come."

And so he actually walked, taking much longer steps than usual.

Kuafu looked him up and down, and said, "There's meat in the pot."

Mr. Baohe didn't understand what he meant, but he couldn't lose in the aura field, so he could only answer: "It's meat."

"Do you eat meat?"

"eat."

"Do you eat a lot?"

"Could it be a competition to eat meat?" Mr. Baohe thought to himself.

"Many," he replied.

"Okay, then you eat." Kuafu said, and handed a spoonful of meat to Mr. Baohe.

The spoon is not small, a spoon is a bowl.

Mr. Baohe was stunned for a moment, then suddenly had an idea, "ate" a whole spoonful of meat in a few mouthfuls, heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "Good meat."

Kuafu laughed.

"That's right, it's good meat!" He said.

"Do you eat meat?" Mr. Baohe asked.

"eat."

"Eat a lot?"

"many."

As he spoke, Kuafu snatched the wooden spoon from Mr. Baohe's hand, poured it full, ate it in a few mouthfuls, then turned his back and exclaimed, "Good meat."

"It's good meat." Mr. Baohe said.

"Do you know what kind of meat this is?"

"do not know."

"Aren't you afraid that this is human flesh?"

"afraid."

"Afraid to eat too?"

"Better to eat human flesh than to be eaten."

"What if this is the meat of your little apprentice?"

Mr. Baohe was silent for a while, and said, "I will avenge him."

"Then do you still eat?" Kuafu asked again.

"Eat." Mr. Baohe replied blankly.

Kuafu stared at him for a long time, and said, "Okay, you eat!"

A spoonful of meat is enough to weigh a catty, and Mr. Baohe ate another spoonful.

In a short while, he ate at least five catties of meat.

After eating the sixth spoonful, Kuafu asked, "Can you still eat?"

Mr. Baohe turned the ring on his hand and said, "You can eat it."

"Okay, eat again." Kuafu said.

"Eat again." Mr. Baohe said in his heart, "Anyway, I have three storage rings on hand, which should be more than enough to hold this pot of meat."

That's right, Mr. Baohe didn't really eat the pot of meat, but when he raised the wooden spoon in front of him, he poured all the contents of the spoon into the storage ring.

At first, he was worried that he would be discovered, but when he saw that no one noticed, he was relieved and continued to act there pretendingly.

In a blink of an eye, the pot of meat was "eaten", but Mr. Baohe still didn't change his face.

But Kuafu couldn't help being moved by it, and said: "Good technique!"

As he spoke, he tapped the side of the pot with a wooden spoon, and the pot was full of meat again.

Kuafu grabbed the wooden spoon and ate half of the pot.

Immediately afterwards, there was only a sound of "poof", and the belt around his waist broke.

"You lost!" someone shouted from the audience.

"I didn't lose!" Kuafu said with his eyes wide open, "I have much more than him in every spoonful!"

"But I eat more spoonfuls than you!" Mr. Baohe said.

Although he didn't understand the significance of this match, he didn't want to lose at all.

"Even if the two of you eat the same amount, your stomach is going to burst!" Jingwei said with a smile, "Why don't you admit defeat?"

"Why are you turning your elbows?" Kuafu dissatisfied, "How long have you known him? How long have you known me?"

"There's a saying 'like old friends at first sight'." Jing Wei said, "And I promised Aning that I wouldn't let Mr. Baohe lose a hair here."

Kuafu sneered, as if he was rather disdainful.

"Let's play another round." Kuafu said, looking at Mr. Baohe full of fighting spirit.

But this time, Mr. Baohe rejected him.

"Are you admitting defeat?" Kuafu asked.

Mr. Baohe shook his head.

"Since I have already won, why do I have to compete again?" He asked back.

Kuafu was furious, his stature soared several times, and the hall was packed to the brim.The onlookers had to shrink back and stand in the corner, or simply stood outside the door.

"You said, you eat so much, I am so big. Who eats more?" Kuafu asked.

"How are you kidding me?! We agreed to compare techniques!" Jingwei said, "What, you want to bully the younger if you can't compare?"

"I only said that I want to compare with him, but I didn't say how to compare with him." Kuafu said, looking at Mr. Baohe, "Come again!"

"You, you can drink a big lake of water in one gulp like this! Don't take you to bully people like this!"

Jingwei panicked.Originally, she just wanted to have fun, but she forgot Kuafu's obsession with winning or losing.

This is good, these two people may not die today!

Mr. Baohe looked at him, paused for a long time, and said, "Does it make sense? You no longer exist."

These words, like a pot of cold water in the twelfth lunar month of winter, poured a chill on Kuafu's heart.

"What if you beat me?" Mr. Baohe continued to ask.

Kuafu suddenly remembered the reason why he came here. At the beginning, someone asked him: "What if I catch up with the sun?"

He couldn't answer, so he came here in a daze.

"So what if we catch up with the sun?" Kuafu asked.

Mr. Baohe was confused by his unreasonable question.

"Why should I chase the sun?" Mr. Baohe asked.

"Yeah...why...why?" Kuafu slowly returned to his normal size, murmured, and walked out the door in a daze, as if he had been eclipsed by a demon.

"What happened to him?" Mr. Baohe asked.

"I don't know." Jingwei said, "But I want to congratulate you."

"Congratulations for what?" Mr. Baohe asked, he didn't think he had anything worthy of congratulations.

"Because you are not dead yet, as long as a person is still alive, it is worthy of congratulations." Jingwei smiled, "And, today has passed, and you are one step closer to meeting your little baby."

"My little baby?" Mr. Baohe didn't understand what she meant.

"It's your little apprentice." Jingwei said, "Isn't it a little darling, who can't let go of it so much?"

The author has something to say: Well... I feel that there are very few people in the group, so post a cute joke to attract little angels (*￣▽￣*)

The Learning of Borrowing Books in the Small Theater of Master and Apprentice

Liu Zian has often borrowed books from Mr. Baohe recently. What's interesting is that he borrowed the books as if they were new books, and asked Mr. Baohe how the books were with great interest.

Later, Mr. Baohe asked him: "How can I borrow a book without borrowing it? I have borrowed a book several times."

But Liu Zian said plausibly: "I did it on purpose, or you really think I like reading your books!"

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