Why is my master always lost and swollen? !
Chapter 65 Mountain Ghost
That day, after returning from the ghost bridge, the three of them bid farewell to Young Master Xing and continued on their way.However, Liu Zian couldn't forget the painter Bai who "resurrected from the dead".
"Sir, do you think that Painter Bai is dead or alive?" Liu Zian asked, "If you say he is alive, but his appearance is gloomy and lifeless; Walking around in the sun during the day."
"Who knows? It's not dead or alive, maybe it's a living dead." Mr. Baohe replied casually.
"Living dead?" Liu Zian felt that the word sounded strange, so he begged Mr. Baohe to explain it in detail.
"The living dead..." Mr. Baohe deliberately lowered his voice, and said, "It is said that if those dead people have obsessions in their hearts, when they die, there will be cats, dogs and other small animals passing by. , when you get angry, you will deceive the corpse and become a living dead. At first, it looks like an ordinary person, but after a long time, the whole body will emit a rancid smell, and corpse spots will appear on the body. If it catches up with the summer, maybe There will be maggots!"
"Really?" Liu Zian felt a chill when he heard Mr. Baohe's description, and when he thought about Master Bai's mummy-like appearance, he was about to vomit.
"Of course it's...a fake!" After speaking, Mr. Baohe couldn't stop laughing.
"Sir, how could you do this?!" Seeing Mr. Baohe smiling so happily, Liu Zian couldn't help being very annoyed, "I obviously trust you so much!"
"I'm sorry!" Mr. Baohe wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "I just think it's so funny that you look scared, Zian!"
"Sir, haven't you heard such a sentence? 'Do not do to others what you don't want done to you'!" Because of the admiration for Mr. Baohe, Liu Zian has been trying to make himself look It was a stable and reliable look, but now it's good, it's all ruined, "I want to get out of the car!"
"Why do you get out of the car? The previous mountain people can say that there are tigers on this mountain, so be careful to let the tiger take you away." Mr. Baohe joked, and did not stop the car.
"I, can't I get out of the car to pee?" Liu Zian said with a blushing face, both ashamed and annoyed.
"Okay, then you go." Mr. Baohe found a big tree and stopped the car, "Don't go too far."
"Understood!" Liu Zian's voice came from among the trees.
"It's really a child's temper." Mr. Baohe thought to himself, thinking of his frightened and curious expression just now, he unconsciously laughed again.
"Uncle, what are you laughing at?" Fang Xue got out of the car and asked while sitting on the cross board in front of the car.
"It's nothing, I just think Zi'an is really a cute kid." Mr. Baohe replied with a smile.
"Brother Zi'an is not a child anymore." Fang Xue laughed softly, while gently rubbing the sachet hanging on the side of her clothes with her fingertips.
Mr. Baohe noticed her little gesture, and comforted him: "Don't worry, we will definitely find him."
Fang Xue smiled slightly, and said "um".
"Think about happy things, such as where will you marry after you find the prince? How many children will you have?" Mr. Baohe joked, "Or do you want the children to recognize me as a godfather or something."
"Forget about being a godfather." Fang Xue covered her mouth and smiled, "Otherwise Brother Zi'an would be upset."
"What's wrong with him?" Mr. Baohe wondered, not understanding why Fang Xue said that.
"Think about it, a teacher is like a father. If you become the child's godfather, wouldn't brother Zi'an be from my son's generation? How would he like it!"
The two people here are interrupting Liu Zian, but Liu Zian has encountered a big problem there.
Just now, he tied up his trousers for convenience, and was about to walk back, but he suddenly saw a gust of wind in the opposite Xishan Fork.Where the wind blows, the dead leaves and branches are rolled up all over the ground.Suddenly, a huge yellow tiger came out of the mountain fork.
Liu Zian couldn't help but screamed.
When the tiger saw Liu Zian, it immediately stood up all of its fur. It looked much bigger than before, with steel teeth exposed in its mouth, and a cold light in its eyes, and strode towards Liu Zian.
Fuck!Is this too much to carry? !
Liu Zi'an was so frightened that he forgot to run for a while, and just stood there blankly looking at the tiger.
I saw that the tiger was about four or five steps away from each other. It suddenly stood still, lowered its body, pressed its front two paws to the ground, jumped five or six feet high, and rushed towards Liu Zian.
Fortunately, Liu Zian has traveled all over the years with Mr. Baohe, and gained a lot of courage. When he saw the tiger pounced on him, he calmed down, and when he saw the opportunity to dodge to the side, the tiger brushed past him.According to Liu Zian's words, the tiger's paw flew past the tip of his nose.
When Liu Zian turned around sharply, the tiger also turned around, and the distance was less than five feet.
Liu Zian took two steps back, the tiger stared at him with both eyes, roared loudly, and pounced on him again.
Liu Zian flashed again, and the tiger passed by him again and landed on the open space.
Liu Zian took advantage of the fact that it hadn't turned around, looked in one direction and ran away. When he turned his head, he saw the tiger rushing over like flying.
"It's over, it's dead!" Liu Zi said with peace of mind, so he stopped and turned to face the tiger, waiting for it to pounce, so as to avoid it again.
Seeing Liu Zian standing still, the tiger squatted down facing him, staring straight at Liu Zian with both eyes, drooling from his mouth, sticking out the tip of his tongue.
Seeing that the other party didn't move, Liu Zian was distracted and secretly looked at the surrounding environment to see which direction to run next.With this look, he actually found a deep ditch not far to his right.
As the saying goes, wisdom comes from haste, Liu Zian looked at the tiger with his eyes, walked sideways for six or seven steps, and came to the edge of the ditch.
Seeing Liu Zian walking sideways, the tiger turned around and faced him.After a short pause, the tiger straightened up again, shook all its hair, threw its tail to the ground, jumped up to a height of seven feet, and rushed towards Liu Zian again.
When Liu Zian saw the tiger leaping towards him, he was secretly delighted, and instead of avoiding it, he hurriedly dived into the tiger's belly.The tiger exerted too much force, its front legs kicked empty, and it fell headlong into the ditch.
Liu Zian took advantage of the opportunity to run again, looking back while running, about a hundred or so steps, and seeing that the tiger hadn't come after him, he burrowed into the place where there were many trees, and ran a few more steps. Stand still.
"It seems that the master didn't scare me. There are really tigers in this place." Liu Zian was panting while supporting the tree, thinking.I was running so fast just now, but now I stopped suddenly, I felt like there was blood in my throat, it was very uncomfortable.
When he regained his strength and was about to walk back, he suddenly ran past the pass just now, and he couldn't find his way back.
"Hi—! Can anyone hear—? Mr. Baohe—! Axue—!" Liu Zian shouted.
Unsurprisingly, there was no response.
Liu Zian was secretly annoyed.Earlier, Mr. Baohe told him not to go too far, but he got angry and deliberately took a long way.It's a good thing now, I can't find it even if I look for it!
"On weekdays, I always dislike my husband getting lost, but now it's my turn... So, is this a slap in the face?" Liu Zian muttered to himself.
Having said that, this is the first time he has ever placed an order.At the beginning, he was accompanied by Mr. Baohe, and then he got separated once, and Aning quickly made up for him; when he was in Xishan, although Mr. Baohe was not with him all the time, the Liu family was like an old man to him. It's like a real family, getting along without the slightest discomfort...
Thinking about it, Liu Zian's eyes became moist.However, he soon picked himself up.
He is Mr. Baohe's disciple. Is it possible to get lost at this level? !
Liu Zian recalled the knowledge Mr. Baohe taught him, and set off towards the commanding heights he could see.After climbing to the top of the ridge and looking around, I saw a faint white line in the northwest direction, high and low, looking like a road in the distance, so I went straight to the white line.
However, Liu Zian obviously overestimated his ability, and he was exhausted before reaching the white line.However, with his own perseverance, he still gritted his teeth and persisted there.
That white line is indeed a very thin path, but no one has walked it for some time, and I saw that it is covered with stones and thorns, winding and very difficult to walk.
Liu Zian's feet were already blistered, and he was in pain every step of the way, but seeing the sun was about to set, he didn't dare to stop.
It was getting dark, and Liu Zian was cold and hungry. Suddenly, he saw a house on the mountainside, and faintly heard a dog barking.
"Go and try your luck." Liu Zian said with confidence.So he endured the pain in his feet and walked towards the mountainside.
At first, Liu Zian could still see the looping path.Later, when it was completely dark, Liu Zian seemed to be blind, and could only stumble and grope his way among the big rocks and small rocks.Or climb or walk, barely reached the mountainside.However, what appeared in front of his eyes was not a family, but a big stream. Looking around, he couldn't tell east, west, north, south, but when he listened carefully, only the wind sent the pine waves.
Liu Zian just felt that his heart was so cold that he wanted to cry, but he didn't have the strength to cry anymore.
"It seems that I am destined to die here today." Liu Zian thought pessimistically, "I don't know if my husband will be able to find my bones after I die... Forget it, look at the state of the tiger today, if it is really killed If it catches it, there may not even be bones left... If another tiger rushes out now..."
While Liu Zian was thinking about it, he heard a dog barking again, much closer than before.
Liu Zian was overjoyed, and said in his heart: "I saw a house on the mountainside in a daze just now, but I didn't expect it to be there! I just didn't know it was in Jiandong Jianxi."
After a while, I heard the dog barking again, which seemed to be in Jiandong.
"Whatever, just follow the sound of the dog and take a look. At worst, you risk your life. Anyway, staying here is waiting for death." Liu Zian said in peace.So listen to a few steps and take a few steps.Finally, he came to a gatehouse with carved beams and painted buildings.
"How could there be such a gorgeous building in this barren mountain?" Liu Zian thought to himself looking at the weeping lotus trunk, hesitated again and again, and finally knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" Someone asked inside the door, and the voice should be an old man.
"Old man, I'm a traveler passing by. I lost my way in the mountains. It's getting late. Can I ask you for a night?" Liu Zian said imitating Mr. Baohe's usual tone.
The person inside the door hesitated for a moment, then said: "Chi Bao, go and open the door."
"Okay!" A childish voice replied, and then the door was opened.
Liu Zian lowered his head and found that a girl with a bun and hanging silk was looking at him with bright eyes, she looked really cute and cute.
"Thank you, little sister." Liu Zian smiled.
"You're welcome!" The little girl seemed very happy, "Please come in!"
The author has something to say: In the past two days, I have read other people's monster articles, and they are warm and cozy, so cute that my heart almost melts~
In contrast to my own writing...
It is obviously a similar routine, why is it the visual sense of a thriller! ! !
(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻
"Sir, do you think that Painter Bai is dead or alive?" Liu Zian asked, "If you say he is alive, but his appearance is gloomy and lifeless; Walking around in the sun during the day."
"Who knows? It's not dead or alive, maybe it's a living dead." Mr. Baohe replied casually.
"Living dead?" Liu Zian felt that the word sounded strange, so he begged Mr. Baohe to explain it in detail.
"The living dead..." Mr. Baohe deliberately lowered his voice, and said, "It is said that if those dead people have obsessions in their hearts, when they die, there will be cats, dogs and other small animals passing by. , when you get angry, you will deceive the corpse and become a living dead. At first, it looks like an ordinary person, but after a long time, the whole body will emit a rancid smell, and corpse spots will appear on the body. If it catches up with the summer, maybe There will be maggots!"
"Really?" Liu Zian felt a chill when he heard Mr. Baohe's description, and when he thought about Master Bai's mummy-like appearance, he was about to vomit.
"Of course it's...a fake!" After speaking, Mr. Baohe couldn't stop laughing.
"Sir, how could you do this?!" Seeing Mr. Baohe smiling so happily, Liu Zian couldn't help being very annoyed, "I obviously trust you so much!"
"I'm sorry!" Mr. Baohe wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "I just think it's so funny that you look scared, Zian!"
"Sir, haven't you heard such a sentence? 'Do not do to others what you don't want done to you'!" Because of the admiration for Mr. Baohe, Liu Zian has been trying to make himself look It was a stable and reliable look, but now it's good, it's all ruined, "I want to get out of the car!"
"Why do you get out of the car? The previous mountain people can say that there are tigers on this mountain, so be careful to let the tiger take you away." Mr. Baohe joked, and did not stop the car.
"I, can't I get out of the car to pee?" Liu Zian said with a blushing face, both ashamed and annoyed.
"Okay, then you go." Mr. Baohe found a big tree and stopped the car, "Don't go too far."
"Understood!" Liu Zian's voice came from among the trees.
"It's really a child's temper." Mr. Baohe thought to himself, thinking of his frightened and curious expression just now, he unconsciously laughed again.
"Uncle, what are you laughing at?" Fang Xue got out of the car and asked while sitting on the cross board in front of the car.
"It's nothing, I just think Zi'an is really a cute kid." Mr. Baohe replied with a smile.
"Brother Zi'an is not a child anymore." Fang Xue laughed softly, while gently rubbing the sachet hanging on the side of her clothes with her fingertips.
Mr. Baohe noticed her little gesture, and comforted him: "Don't worry, we will definitely find him."
Fang Xue smiled slightly, and said "um".
"Think about happy things, such as where will you marry after you find the prince? How many children will you have?" Mr. Baohe joked, "Or do you want the children to recognize me as a godfather or something."
"Forget about being a godfather." Fang Xue covered her mouth and smiled, "Otherwise Brother Zi'an would be upset."
"What's wrong with him?" Mr. Baohe wondered, not understanding why Fang Xue said that.
"Think about it, a teacher is like a father. If you become the child's godfather, wouldn't brother Zi'an be from my son's generation? How would he like it!"
The two people here are interrupting Liu Zian, but Liu Zian has encountered a big problem there.
Just now, he tied up his trousers for convenience, and was about to walk back, but he suddenly saw a gust of wind in the opposite Xishan Fork.Where the wind blows, the dead leaves and branches are rolled up all over the ground.Suddenly, a huge yellow tiger came out of the mountain fork.
Liu Zian couldn't help but screamed.
When the tiger saw Liu Zian, it immediately stood up all of its fur. It looked much bigger than before, with steel teeth exposed in its mouth, and a cold light in its eyes, and strode towards Liu Zian.
Fuck!Is this too much to carry? !
Liu Zi'an was so frightened that he forgot to run for a while, and just stood there blankly looking at the tiger.
I saw that the tiger was about four or five steps away from each other. It suddenly stood still, lowered its body, pressed its front two paws to the ground, jumped five or six feet high, and rushed towards Liu Zian.
Fortunately, Liu Zian has traveled all over the years with Mr. Baohe, and gained a lot of courage. When he saw the tiger pounced on him, he calmed down, and when he saw the opportunity to dodge to the side, the tiger brushed past him.According to Liu Zian's words, the tiger's paw flew past the tip of his nose.
When Liu Zian turned around sharply, the tiger also turned around, and the distance was less than five feet.
Liu Zian took two steps back, the tiger stared at him with both eyes, roared loudly, and pounced on him again.
Liu Zian flashed again, and the tiger passed by him again and landed on the open space.
Liu Zian took advantage of the fact that it hadn't turned around, looked in one direction and ran away. When he turned his head, he saw the tiger rushing over like flying.
"It's over, it's dead!" Liu Zi said with peace of mind, so he stopped and turned to face the tiger, waiting for it to pounce, so as to avoid it again.
Seeing Liu Zian standing still, the tiger squatted down facing him, staring straight at Liu Zian with both eyes, drooling from his mouth, sticking out the tip of his tongue.
Seeing that the other party didn't move, Liu Zian was distracted and secretly looked at the surrounding environment to see which direction to run next.With this look, he actually found a deep ditch not far to his right.
As the saying goes, wisdom comes from haste, Liu Zian looked at the tiger with his eyes, walked sideways for six or seven steps, and came to the edge of the ditch.
Seeing Liu Zian walking sideways, the tiger turned around and faced him.After a short pause, the tiger straightened up again, shook all its hair, threw its tail to the ground, jumped up to a height of seven feet, and rushed towards Liu Zian again.
When Liu Zian saw the tiger leaping towards him, he was secretly delighted, and instead of avoiding it, he hurriedly dived into the tiger's belly.The tiger exerted too much force, its front legs kicked empty, and it fell headlong into the ditch.
Liu Zian took advantage of the opportunity to run again, looking back while running, about a hundred or so steps, and seeing that the tiger hadn't come after him, he burrowed into the place where there were many trees, and ran a few more steps. Stand still.
"It seems that the master didn't scare me. There are really tigers in this place." Liu Zian was panting while supporting the tree, thinking.I was running so fast just now, but now I stopped suddenly, I felt like there was blood in my throat, it was very uncomfortable.
When he regained his strength and was about to walk back, he suddenly ran past the pass just now, and he couldn't find his way back.
"Hi—! Can anyone hear—? Mr. Baohe—! Axue—!" Liu Zian shouted.
Unsurprisingly, there was no response.
Liu Zian was secretly annoyed.Earlier, Mr. Baohe told him not to go too far, but he got angry and deliberately took a long way.It's a good thing now, I can't find it even if I look for it!
"On weekdays, I always dislike my husband getting lost, but now it's my turn... So, is this a slap in the face?" Liu Zian muttered to himself.
Having said that, this is the first time he has ever placed an order.At the beginning, he was accompanied by Mr. Baohe, and then he got separated once, and Aning quickly made up for him; when he was in Xishan, although Mr. Baohe was not with him all the time, the Liu family was like an old man to him. It's like a real family, getting along without the slightest discomfort...
Thinking about it, Liu Zian's eyes became moist.However, he soon picked himself up.
He is Mr. Baohe's disciple. Is it possible to get lost at this level? !
Liu Zian recalled the knowledge Mr. Baohe taught him, and set off towards the commanding heights he could see.After climbing to the top of the ridge and looking around, I saw a faint white line in the northwest direction, high and low, looking like a road in the distance, so I went straight to the white line.
However, Liu Zian obviously overestimated his ability, and he was exhausted before reaching the white line.However, with his own perseverance, he still gritted his teeth and persisted there.
That white line is indeed a very thin path, but no one has walked it for some time, and I saw that it is covered with stones and thorns, winding and very difficult to walk.
Liu Zian's feet were already blistered, and he was in pain every step of the way, but seeing the sun was about to set, he didn't dare to stop.
It was getting dark, and Liu Zian was cold and hungry. Suddenly, he saw a house on the mountainside, and faintly heard a dog barking.
"Go and try your luck." Liu Zian said with confidence.So he endured the pain in his feet and walked towards the mountainside.
At first, Liu Zian could still see the looping path.Later, when it was completely dark, Liu Zian seemed to be blind, and could only stumble and grope his way among the big rocks and small rocks.Or climb or walk, barely reached the mountainside.However, what appeared in front of his eyes was not a family, but a big stream. Looking around, he couldn't tell east, west, north, south, but when he listened carefully, only the wind sent the pine waves.
Liu Zian just felt that his heart was so cold that he wanted to cry, but he didn't have the strength to cry anymore.
"It seems that I am destined to die here today." Liu Zian thought pessimistically, "I don't know if my husband will be able to find my bones after I die... Forget it, look at the state of the tiger today, if it is really killed If it catches it, there may not even be bones left... If another tiger rushes out now..."
While Liu Zian was thinking about it, he heard a dog barking again, much closer than before.
Liu Zian was overjoyed, and said in his heart: "I saw a house on the mountainside in a daze just now, but I didn't expect it to be there! I just didn't know it was in Jiandong Jianxi."
After a while, I heard the dog barking again, which seemed to be in Jiandong.
"Whatever, just follow the sound of the dog and take a look. At worst, you risk your life. Anyway, staying here is waiting for death." Liu Zian said in peace.So listen to a few steps and take a few steps.Finally, he came to a gatehouse with carved beams and painted buildings.
"How could there be such a gorgeous building in this barren mountain?" Liu Zian thought to himself looking at the weeping lotus trunk, hesitated again and again, and finally knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" Someone asked inside the door, and the voice should be an old man.
"Old man, I'm a traveler passing by. I lost my way in the mountains. It's getting late. Can I ask you for a night?" Liu Zian said imitating Mr. Baohe's usual tone.
The person inside the door hesitated for a moment, then said: "Chi Bao, go and open the door."
"Okay!" A childish voice replied, and then the door was opened.
Liu Zian lowered his head and found that a girl with a bun and hanging silk was looking at him with bright eyes, she looked really cute and cute.
"Thank you, little sister." Liu Zian smiled.
"You're welcome!" The little girl seemed very happy, "Please come in!"
The author has something to say: In the past two days, I have read other people's monster articles, and they are warm and cozy, so cute that my heart almost melts~
In contrast to my own writing...
It is obviously a similar routine, why is it the visual sense of a thriller! ! !
(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻
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