Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

"Sir, I really didn't expect you to be able to drive a car." Liu Zian sat beside Mr. Baohe, with one leg curled up and the other on the shaft of the car, feeling very comfortable.

Mr. Baohe squinted at him and said, "As long as the money is in place, what can't be done? If you take other people's money, you have to do things well for them."

Liu Zian laughed with a "hehe" and said, "I didn't expect you, sir, to have such awareness. It seems that you used to spend less money to do things."

"It's not all up to you," Mr. Baohe shook his sore arm, "what did you say I like to be alone. In the end, people took it seriously. Now it's good, a rich young master and a charming young lady, I want to find someone I can't find a replacement for me."

"Forget it, she's a girl, so it's inconvenient. But I want to help, so you won't let me help." Liu Zian felt that Mr. Baohe had wronged him, and he didn't want to make Mr. Baohe so tired.The reason why he didn't allow people to follow him was because he was afraid that people would find out about his tendency to get lost and spread the word.

"How dare I ask you to help, I almost drove the car into a ditch last time." Mr. Baohe still has lingering fears when he thinks about it.

"That can't be all my fault. When I got started, we were clearly in the plains. Who would have thought that we would reach the mountains in the blink of an eye." Liu Zian pursed his lips and said, "If I didn't stop me, a large group of people followed , How do you explain this situation to them?"

"It's hard to explain. It's common to get lost when you go out."

Liu Zian felt that the husband was definitely making excuses, no one would get lost like that except him.

Mr. Baohe saw a tea shop not far away for travelers and merchants to rest, so he reined in his horse and asked inside the car: "A Xue, there is a tea shop in front, do you want to come down and take a walk?"

"Okay." The person in the car replied softly.

"Zian, help your little sister Axue get out of the car." Mr. Baohe ordered.

"Come on, miss, please get out of the car." Liu Zian rolled over and got out of the car, while drawing a long voice, imitating the boy's speech in a strange way.

"Brother Zi'an, don't make fun of me." Fang Xue pursed her lips and smiled, her cheeks were slightly red.

During this trip, the three of them claimed to be visiting relatives. Mr. Baohe was an uncle, and Liu Zian and Fang Xue were nephews and nieces.

"Zian, take your sister over there first, and I'll go there after I tie up the horse." Mr. Baohe took the fodder for the horse from the cart, and said while feeding the horse.

"Understood." Liu Zian replied.

There is not much good tea sold in the tea shop, but there is good wine.The wine is cold, quenching thirst and satisfying.In addition, tea shops usually sell some snacks, sometimes flowering broad beans, sometimes salt and pepper peanuts, but more often braised eggs.Although the taste of these gadgets may not be very good, they are all fairly clean.

"Brother Zi'an, I want to eat marinated eggs." A Xue whispered.

"What?" Liu Zian was distracted, but he didn't hear what A Xue said.

"It's nothing...just, I want to eat marinated eggs." A Xue lowered her head and repeated her request in a low voice.

"What, it's hard to say if you want to eat marinated eggs? It's not a big deal, so say it louder next time." Liu Zian still felt a little uncomfortable when he was used to a girl like Aning and suddenly walked with a girl like Fang Xue. adapt.

Fang Xue gave a "hmm" and nodded slightly.

"Young lady, please be gentle." Mr. Baohe tied up his horse and came over, just in time to hear their conversation.

"But Ah Xue's temperament is too soft, so she will be bullied outside."

"Axue is soft on the outside and strong on the inside. If she is really soft-tempered, I can't keep it together. Now I will have the wedding wine for both of you."

"Uncle, stop talking." Fang Xue blushed, and stopped Mr. Baohe's words with a little coquettishness.

"Okay, let's not talk about it. What do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you." Mr. Baohe knew that the girl's skin was thin, and he would be annoyed if he continued, so he didn't continue the previous topic.

"Axue said she wants to eat marinated eggs. Me, bring me a bowl of bar." Liu Zian laughed.

The wine seller was a gray-haired old man with a red nose. Looking at his distilled nose, one could tell that he must also like a drink or two.

Although he was dressed in rags, he had a look of optimism on his face. Although others thought that his life was not very good, he himself felt very satisfied.

Mr. Baohe has always admired this kind of people.

If a person lives alone, as long as he is happy, why care about other people's thoughts?

Mr. Baohe really wanted to chat with the old man, but the old man was a little absent-minded.No way, Mr. Baohe had no choice but to return to his seat after shopping.

"Sir, you've been away for a long time." Liu Zian complained while lying on the table, "I'm thirsty, give me the wine."

Mr. Baohe poured him a bowl with a smile, and Liu Zian downed it in one gulp.

Delicious!

In the blink of an eye, after three bowls, Liu Zian was about to ask for the fourth bowl. Mr. Baohe squinted at him and said with a smile, "Do you want to drink more? I'm afraid you won't even be able to walk if you drink any more."

Liu Zian said with a smile: "The wine in this inn is not intoxicating. What's more, even if you can't walk, what's the point of sleeping here? You can use the sky as your quilt, the earth as your bed, and a beautiful woman by your side, even if you are drunk. What's the matter?"

Liu Zian spoke louder and louder, and finally started dancing.

"I'm afraid this person is already drunk and talking nonsense." The red-nosed old man who sells wine said with a smile.

"Doesn't the wine seller want others to drink? Hurry up and order the wine." Liu Zian patted the table and said loudly.

Mr. Baohe hurriedly held him down, and said: "Okay, you can calm down for a while. You can't drink so badly, you can get drunk with rice wine?"

Fang Xue was startled by Liu Zian at first, and then couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What are you laughing at? I'm not drunk! How can rice wine make people intoxicated? What's more, I only drank three bowls." Liu Zian said with a red face. A fine vintage wine.

"Okay, okay, you're not drunk. Sit down first, don't let people see the joke." Mr. Baohe was a little helpless, why didn't he know that Liu Zian had such a small amount of alcohol besides poor wine quality before.

While the two were entangled, they suddenly saw a group of people running from afar at the end of the road.

This group of people, some with eagles on their arms, some with dogs in their hands, are all dressed in heavy clothes, with bows and arrows, and there are some prey hanging by the saddle, obviously they have just returned from hunting.

Autumn is a good time for hunting.

The first group of people who sat on the horse seemed to be a young man. From a distance, he was dressed in colorful clothes, and he was riding a horse that was one in a million.Just in response to the phrase "people are energetic and horses are happy".

The red-nosed old man saw that this was a big deal, so he cheered up and opened his throat and shouted: "It's so clear and sweet wine, one bowl of wine will give you energy, two bowls of wine will refresh your stomach, and three bowls will give you more energy. It's not as good as a fairy."

Liu Zian said with a smile: "I just drank three bowls, don't I want to compete with the gods? But why do I have no energy at all and want to sleep instead?"

The red-nosed old man glared at him, annoyed that this drunken bastard interfered with his business.Fortunately, the team didn't hear Liu Zian's words, and gradually stopped not far away.Kuo Shao, who was on the first horse, smiled and said: "There is still a long way to go back, let's rest here first, the wine seems to be pretty good."

Mr. Baohe felt that this rich young man looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before, so he took a second look at him.

The Kuo Shao realized that someone was looking at him, so he looked back and met Mr. Baohe's eyes.

"Ah, Mr. Baohe." The Kuo Shao shouted excitedly when he saw Mr. Baohe, "Which gust of wind brought you here?"

Mr. Baohe remembered that this Kuo Shao was none other than Mr. Xing, whom he hadn't seen for a long time. This person once mistakenly thought he was a woman.

"Where are you going?" Mr. Xing asked, and before Mr. Baohe could answer, he continued, "Sir, I went hunting. Congratulate me: I killed a bear! Can you believe that we actually went hunting?" A bear was hit! Look at the whole piece of skin that came over the horse's back, that's a bear's hide!"

"Congratulations." Mr. Baohe said with some embarrassment. To be honest, he really didn't know what to say except this sentence.

"Uncle..." Fang Xue pulled Mr. La Baohe's sleeve and called him softly.

"Axue, this is Mr. Xing. Mr. Xing, this is my niece, Fang Xue." Mr. Baohe introduced.

"I've seen Mr. Xing." Because he didn't know his seniority, Fang Xue saluted Mr. Xing.

"Hello, Miss Fang." Young Master Xing smiled at her friendly and nodded his head as a gesture of congratulations, "Speaking of which, it turns out that your surname is 'Fang'."

Mr. Baohe was taken aback for a moment, thinking about his seniority. As Fang Xue's uncle, his surname is "Fang".

Mr. Baohe smiled, neither admitting nor denying it.

"By the way, where are you going?" Mr. Xing asked, "If you're not in a hurry, come and stay at my house for two days!"

"I want to take these two children to visit relatives. I have to hurry up on the way so that I can arrive before winter." Mr. Baohe replied.

"two?"

"Two... one is Axue, and the other is Zian." Mr. Baohe pointed to Liu Zian who was tired from tossing around the table and had fallen asleep in a daze.

"Don't worry about visiting relatives. Sir, we haven't seen each other for a long time. Come to my house and sit down. It's only ten miles away, and it will be done in one breath. You see, the sky is getting dark now, and we won't leave tomorrow morning." It will delay the trip."

Mr. Baohe thought about it, and felt that what Mr. Xing said made some sense.I and Liu Zian are fine, we can just find a place to make do with it.But Fang Xue is different from them, she needs a good rest, and Mr. Xing can just provide them with such a place.What's more, he and Mr. Xing still have a little friendship. Compared with those inns with unknown origins, the place provided by Mr. Xing is much more reassuring.

So he said: "Okay, then I will trouble you. But, when you leave, you must not keep us, we are really short on time."

"Great! Let's set off now!" After finishing speaking, Mr. Xing called his team to get ready to go.

Mr. Baohe also went to shake Liu Zian to wake him up.

"Uncle, that person is..." Fang Xue always felt that although Mr. Xing was very enthusiastic, as if he had seen an old friend for many years, Mr. Baohe seemed to be unfamiliar with him.

"Mr. Xing is an old friend of mine. He once helped me a lot." Mr. Baohe replied after thinking for a while, seeing that Liu Zian was still staring in a daze, he sighed and lifted him up.

"Axue, help me pack up. We should go." Mr. Baohe said.He was being suppressed by Liu Zian at the moment, unable to free his hand.

"Sir..." Liu Zian murmured, rubbing his nose against Mr. Baohe's neck.

"What's the matter?" Mr. Baohe asked, helping Liu Zian up to prevent him from slipping and falling to the ground.

Liu Zian put his lips next to Mr. Baohe's ear, exhaled, and mumbled something.

Mr. Baohe didn't hear clearly, but he didn't ask him again. Anyway, it's probably meaningless drunken words.

"Uncle, I packed it up." Fang Xue said.She checked to make sure nothing was missing.

"Okay, let's go then." Then, Mr. Baohe dragged Liu Zian towards the carriage, and Fang Xue followed behind them.

"Mr. Baohe, what's wrong with Brother Liu? You guys, hurry up and help!" Mr. Xing said.

"It's nothing, I drank too much." Mr. Baohe replied.

Two strong men came over and lifted Liu Zian off Mr. Baohe.

"Drunk like this? How much would you have to drink?" Mr. Xing must have drunk at least a jar when he saw Liu Zian's appearance, but if this was the case, how could Mr. Baohe and Fang Xue who were with him not appear drunk at all? ?Could it be that he sat by and watched him drink?

"This kid has a small drinking capacity." Mr. Baohe explained vaguely.In front of outsiders, he still wanted to save some face for Liu Zian.

The author has something to say: Journey Theater:

Liu Zian: Sir, why did you accept me as an apprentice?

Mr. Baohe: Accidentally got flooded

Liu Zian: Why do I smell disgust?

Mr. Baohe: Well, you have a good nose

Liu Zian: Since you dislike me so much, why don't you accept another apprentice?It must be because I love me, Mr. Baohe: You are enough to have one, and another one? !

Liu Zian: Sir, why do I feel that you are a bit poisonous today...

Mr. Baohe: This is actually a long-standing grievance, but in the text, the character design cannot be broken. The author wants me to maintain the image of a good master.But it's not an option to keep pressing like this, so I opened a small theater and let me complain.

Liu Zian: Hey, hey, he hammered the author's chest with his small fist, and came to QAQ with his warm, oily and greasy Mr.