Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

The hotel the three of them arrived at was an imposing two-story building with the nameplate of the hotel association hanging at the entrance.

Generally speaking, with a famous brand, it can be concluded that this is a high-quality hotel, there will be no forced solicitation, and there will be no prostitutes who also serve as handymen.Opening the door of the store, a cool woody fragrance came to the nostrils.

A well-built middle-aged man came across the corridor, who seemed to be the owner of the hotel.

"Oh my, do you want to stay in a hotel objectively?" He rubbed his hands, looked at the guests in front of him, first at Mr. Baohe, then at Liu Zian, then his expression changed drastically, and he plopped down on the ground.

"Yuan'er! Yuan'er! It's not good!" He shouted into the store.

This time, another young woman came, who seemed to be a maid working in the shop.

"What's wrong?" the woman named Yuan'er asked the hotel owner.

The hotel owner pointed at Liu Zian tremblingly.

The woman looked in the direction of the hotel director's finger, and suddenly took a deep breath.

"Master?"

Liu Zian wiped his face helplessly, and thought, "They probably think of themselves as someone else again." He looked at Mr. Baohe pitifully, expecting him to save him from the siege.But Mr. Baohe just shrugged slightly, saying that this was the first time he encountered this situation, and there was no solution at all.

At some point, the woman's eyes were filled with tears, and Liu Zian was almost drowned in the deep affection.

This is a misunderstanding!Just as Liu Zian was about to explain, the woman hugged him.

The man who picked the wild vegetables probably knew what was going on.

Liu Zian glared at him, and he said embarrassingly: "I should have told you just now. Your... oh no, Young Master Liu's personal maid is working here now."

Although Liu Zian didn't take care of housework, he still knew what the young master's "personal maid" meant, and was a little embarrassed for a while.

Yuan'er has been whimpering since just now, crying and grabbing his right arm, unwilling to let go.

Liu Zian felt that if it was a man who was pestering him, he would have yelled, "Hey! Let me go!" and kicked him away.

But Yuan'er is a young woman.Being pressed against her tightly at this moment, although Liu Zian felt good, it was not an option to let him go.

"How many times does it take me to tell you all? You've got the wrong person!" Liu Zian tried to shake Yuan'er away.But maybe because he was too tired, he couldn't get rid of Yuan'er's shackles for a while.

"No, you are my young master." Yuan'er said in a crying voice.

"I don't know anyone named Liu Zihan!"

Liu Zian was a little irritable, God knows he just wanted to lie on the bed and have a good sleep.

"No matter how I look at it, you are the young master!"

The woman named Yuan'er was crying and nagging non-stop.

The two masters and apprentices were taken to the hotel room and put down their luggage.

After exhausting walking on the long mountain road, he could finally take a good rest, but there was a strange woman by his side, which made it impossible to relax.Liu Zian made up his mind, no matter what method he used, he would invite this girl Yuan'er out.

"I'm sorry, but I'm really not the Liu Zihan you mentioned, I'm just a passing passenger. Now, I'm going to rest, can I invite you out?" Liu Zian silently took a few deep breaths, trying to use gentle The tone of voice asked this Yuaner girl to go out.

"Master, let me stay and serve you." Yuan'er said softly.That tender look is something no man can refuse.

"I don't need you to wait on me, you just need to go out." However, Yuan'er's tenderness seems to have little effect on Liu Zian.In fact, Liu Zian didn't look at Yuan'er who was stuck to him at all. All he could think about was "I really want to sleep", "I want to drink water", "I really want to eat", "If these three things can be done together That's all right", even if Yuan'er interrupts his thinking occasionally, what he thinks is "why doesn't this woman leave".

"Master, do you despise Yuan'er?" Yuan'er's eyes were watery, and the tears that had finally stopped seemed to burst out again.

"It's not enough to dislike... hey, don't cry." Seeing Yuan'er's disagreement, Liu Zian started crying again, a little messed up, he is the worst person to cry, "Speaking of which, how can you run away as a personal maid? Did you come to work as a helper in the hotel?"

"Young Mistress is kind-hearted, thinking that Yuan'er is still young, she tore up the contract of sale and returned Yuan'er's freedom." Yuan'er replied with red eyes.

"Oh, how are you doing now?" Liu Zian asked casually, looking at Mr. Baohe who was talking with the owner of the hotel, slumped on a chair.

"Yuan'er always thinks about the young master, misses the young master, and begs all the gods and bodhisattvas in the sky to bless the young master to be safe..." Yuan'er babbled, her tone full of piety.If Liu Zihan should have been moved by now, but Liu Zian just felt impatient.

"Have you finished speaking? You can let go after you finish speaking." Liu Zian rudely interrupted Yuan'er.He is not blessed to endure this kind of Yingying Yanyan.

Yuan'er was taken aback, she obviously didn't expect Liu Zian to treat her like this, she wrinkled her face, and cried aggrievedly, but she didn't intend to let go of him.

"let go!"

Liu Zian raised his voice unknowingly, and Mr. Baohe and the hotel owner, who were talking, turned around and looked at him.

At this time, the handyman picking wild vegetables just now brought hot tea, and placed teacups one by one in front of everyone.

"Oh, but having said that, you really look like you were carved out of Young Master Liu." The hotel owner sipped the hot tea in his cup, looked at Liu Zian carefully, and sighed frequently as if filled with emotion.

"Even if you say they look alike, there is a limit. The Young Master Liu you mentioned must be different from this kid in some ways, right?" Mr. Baohe asked, sipping tea.

The innkeeper shook his head.

"The nose, eyes, and hairline are all born exactly the same as Mr. Liu. It would be strange to say that he is not Mr. Liu. Seriously, you two can't plan to make us crazy, right? , Young Master Liu?"

Liu Zian denied it outright.

"Are you the one who planned to deceive people? In fact, there is no such thing as Liu Zihan, right? Pick anyone from passers-by, and insist that they look like Young Master Liu."

"Us? Why do we need to do such a thing?" The owner of the hotel was puzzled.

"It's the so-called 'soliciting customers in disguise'. Randomly grab a passing passenger, insist that he looks like someone, and lure him here, tricking him into saying, 'Anyway, everyone is here, why don't you stay here first'. That's the kind of plan. chant."

"What's the matter! The villain dare not! I have never done such a thing before! Guest officer, you really look too much like Mr. Liu!"

"Understood. That's fine. You say it looks like it. Hurry up and think of a way to make this woman let go. It seems that he regards me as Liu Zihan herself."

Liu Zian wanted to get rid of Yuan'er's entanglement, but she resisted, refusing to let go of his right arm.

Liu Zian's heart gradually became angry, and he gave up the last trace of pity and pity, stretched out his free left arm, pressed his palm against her cheek and pushed it outward with all his strength.

Yuan'er's face was squeezed out of shape, looking very funny.

"Look at the shape of this nail! It's flat... You really are the young master! Remember us quickly!"

"Even if you think about it again, if you don't have it, you still don't. I didn't know you from the beginning!"

"Master, even if you are joking, it should be enough! The master, madam, men, and grandma are thinking of you every day! Yuan'er misses you too!"

"You are the one who should stop it! The young master Liu you are talking about, named Liu Zihan, has died long ago? Does it happen that dead people return to the underworld?"

"How could such a thing happen?"

"That is to say, there is no way Liu Zihan will come back."

"The one who was buried at that time was definitely not the young master. The body that was brought up from the bottom of the river had already been soaked and swollen, and had been eaten by fish. To be honest, it didn't look like the young master at all."

"That's the genuine Liu Zihan."

"Master, to be honest, after you fell into the river, you were washed down to the village downstream, where you have been sleeping soundly to this day?"

"You're all wrong about that. Explain it to her too, sir."

Mr. Baohe, who had been drinking tea and listening, faced Yuan'er's questioning gaze, and said apologetically, "This kid's name is Liu Zian, and he's a worthless person."

"Let's not use the phrase of being worthless." Liu Zian interjected from the side.

"The young master is also very worthless."

After Yuan'er finished speaking, Mr. Baohe put his hand on his chin, frowned slightly and said, "Since that's the case, the two of them are actually the same person..."

"It's impossible to imagine! Please be more clear-headed!"

Liu Zian gave Mr. Baohe a hard look.

"According to what you said, Liu Zihan died a year ago, right? At that time, the two of us had known each other and traveled around. Therefore, the person in front of you and Young Master Liu cannot be the same person." Mr. Baohe pointed to Liu Zian and said.

"exactly."

"No, anyone can tell such a lie, can't they? Where exactly were you at that time?" Yuan'er stared at the two of them aggressively.

"If calculated by time, it should be in Renmian Fishing Village, right?" Mr. Baohe thought for a while and replied.

"It's indeed in Human Face Fishing Village...that place has been a nightmare of my life." Liu Zian still feels his scalp tingling when he thinks about it.

"Human face fishing village?" Yuan'er didn't quite understand the meaning of this word.

"About this time last year, we stumbled into a strange fishing village by mistake, and everything in it had human faces on it, so we called it 'Human Face Fishing Village'." Mr. Baohe explained .

"How can there be such a weird village, I have never heard of it... Even if you want to lie, please be serious."

"You woman, why can't you understand human words! I've already told you that I'm not Liu Zihan, why are you still pestering me so hard?" Liu Zian grabbed Yuan'er's skirt, with a ferocious face, stretched out his right hand, raised it high, As if to hit her.

"Liu Zian!" Mr. Baohe shouted.

Liu Zi'an paused, and let go of the woman in his hand.

Yuan'er was frightened by the accident just now, her face turned pale, she opened her mouth, as if she wanted to say something more, but was stopped by the hotel owner.

"Forget it, you have already made the guests unhappy."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and said to Liu Zian: "I'm sorry, guest officer, this girl is also eager for her master, you have a lot of adults, don't be as knowledgeable as her little girl... Otherwise, you can stay here for one more day, Tomorrow, I will invite everyone from the Liu family to come here to recognize him, so that everyone can rest their minds."

Liu Zian was getting angry, and just about to refute, he only heard Mr. Baohe say: "Okay, let's do it this way. Please trouble the store."

After all, he gave the two some rewards.

After the two left, Liu Zian complained to Mr. Baohe: "Why bother with that, as soon as we leave tomorrow morning, they won't be able to find us again, who cares about Mr. Liu and Liu Zihan."

"It's pitiful enough that someone's son died. Instead of letting them have an unrealistic fantasy, it's better to explain the matter clearly."

Liu Zian pursed his lips.When it comes to great principles, he will never be able to beat Mr. Baohe.

"However, Liu Zihan's luck is better than mine. She has a beautiful wife and concubine. It's not like me. There is only a big man beside me." Liu Zian thought for a while and smiled.After all the fuss just now, Liu Zian regained his energy instead, not as tired and sleepy as before.

"What? You dislike me and want to change with him?" Mr. Baohe made a sad expression.

"No way, Mr. is so beautiful, and Wen Neng is able to fight against Confucian scholars, and Wu Neng kills bandits. I won't change anyone who trades with me." Liu Zian's heart skipped a beat, his cheeks were a little hot, and he quickly expressed his loyalty .

Mr. Baohe smiled with satisfaction, and said, "Think carefully about whether there are any marks on your body, such as the scars left by bumps and bumps when you were young. I'll take a bath first, and I'll come back to you later."

Liu Zian agreed.After a while, I felt that my body was a little dirty, so I took my clean clothes and went to the bathhouse.When he came back, Mr. Baohe was already sitting on the bed and brushing his hair.

"Sir, you move so fast." Liu Zian wondered, "If I had hair as long as yours, I probably wouldn't be able to finish washing it in an hour."

"It's not that exaggerated...but it's really inconvenient to wash when the hair grows long. I have to ask someone for help every time." Mr. Baohe thought for a while and said.

"It's so troublesome, why don't you just cut it short? Speaking of which, I've known you for so long, but I've never asked you to help me take a bath." Liu Zian felt a little tasteless, and he also wanted to bathe his husband.

"Forget it, I don't dare to bother you, young master, it's not that there are no bath workers in the bathhouse."

"Can the bather have my intention to serve?"

"You are working hard, but do you know how to do it?"

"Why don't you know!" Liu Zian felt that Mr. Baohe was underestimating himself. Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running?

"Then tell me what you will do?" Mr. Baohe asked with a smile.

"I can help you comb your hair." To be honest, Liu Zian already felt itchy for Mr. Baohe's long hair.

"I can do it myself..." Mr. Baohe was about to refuse, but when he saw Liu Zian's pitiful expression, he changed his mind and said, "Okay, you can try it if you want... If you can give me a few hairs left good."

"Don't worry, I will be very careful." Liu Zian happily took over the comb and combed Mr. Baohe's beautiful long hair.

"By the way, do you remember any scars on your body, birthmarks and so on?" Mr. Baohe felt that Liu Zian's posture of kneeling behind him and combing his hair was a bit ambiguous, which made him feel uncomfortable, so he asked .

"There's a scar on my arm...although it's not much, but this one should already prove that I'm not Liu Zihan." Liu Zi'an replied absent-mindedly.

Holding Mr. Baohe's long hair in his hand, he felt itchy and numb.When the husband was not paying attention, he put the hair on his lips and kissed it lightly.

When the kiss fell, Mr. Baohe trembled as if he felt it, said "Go and eat something", and removed his long hair from Liu Zian's hands.

Liu Zian watched the hair gradually slipping from between his fingers, feeling lost in his heart, wanted to grab it, but didn't dare to move his fingers.He thought he must be crazy!