Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

"Zian, why do you look gloomy? Are you still thinking about Aning?" Mr. Baohe couldn't help asking when he saw Liu Zian's gloomy look.

"Sir, although I really care about that matter, what I want to know most now is where we are now..." Liu Zian said weakly, dragging his heavy steps.Although he was very happy to return to the two-person world with Mr. Baohe, it is undeniable that as long as he is with Mr. Baohe who has lost his way, he cannot have a normal trip.

The dense trees on the left and right stretch out their branches and leaves, covering the sky above the path, and even the sunlight is blocked outside, but the heat has not diminished in the slightest.Liu Zian was sweating like rain, and he couldn't even wipe off the sweat from his forehead.Along the way, he often encountered swarms of flying insects, directly drilling into his eyes, nose and mouth.The smell of grass and trees is everywhere, which makes people headache.The water tank made of bamboo has been empty for a long time.

"You are really pessimistic. I don't feel uneasy at all. I just lost my way in the mountains." Mr. Baohe said walking in front.

"Sir, I beg you to be a little more pessimistic!"

"You are exaggerating too much... Persevere, and you will reach the village in a short while."

"If I can't reach the village again, I will report to the Palace of the King of Hell."

Logically speaking, the two should be home before the New Year.However, due to Mr. Baohe's weird stray syndrome, the second summer has arrived, but the two are still on their way home.

"Sir! My eyes are dark! I can't hold it any longer! When can I rest!"

"You'd better not be so loud, it will consume your strength. Of course, if you want to see Hades sooner, that's a different matter... There is the sound of water ahead, let's take two more steps and go to the water's edge to rest."

Exhausted.

Afterwards, Liu Zian and Mr. Baohe kept their heads in silence, trudging forward along the sound of the water, enduring the heat and thirst in their throats, struggling to move their steps.A tense atmosphere permeated between the two.

But as long as they are traveling together, quarreling and bickering are commonplace, no matter who the other party is.

Liu Zian felt that if talking about the most intense quarrel, it must be the "poisonous mushroom incident".When Mr. Baohe saw some red mushrooms growing on the side of the road, he picked one off and handed it to him, saying, "Try it." As a result, he fell to the ground as soon as he ate it, and couldn't stand up for several days. .In the words of Mr. Baohe: "At that time, I thought, look, that mushroom seems to be poisonous. Anyway, Dr. Cao said last time that after using the secret method, he will never die within 81 days. Why don't we let Zi'an try it first, and if he eats it, he will be fine. If so, I'll try it again." In this way, during that time, Liu Zian became Mr. Baohe's drug testing tool.In Mr. Baohe's notebook, more than ten pages of knowledge about poisonous mushrooms have also been added.

Mr. Baohe, who was walking in front, stood still.

"Just rest here." He said.

Hearing this, Liu Zian seemed to have received a pardon, and he didn't care whether it was dirty or not. He slumped on the ground, leaning against the tree, and gasped heavily with his eyes closed.

"Drink some water." Mr. Baohe came back from fetching water, and handed the bucket full of water to Liu Zian.

Liu Zian opened his eyes slightly, only to feel his head swell up uncomfortably, his whole body lacks strength, and he struggled even to raise his hand to catch the water canister.

Seeing this, Mr. Baohe squatted down and brought the edge of the water cylinder close to Liu Zian's lips.

"Drink more or less, you will become dehydrated if you continue like this."

Hearing this, Liu Zian had no choice but to resist the discomfort in his body, and took two sips of water from Mr. Baohe's hand.

"Sir, do you think I'm going to die?" Liu Zian drank a few mouthfuls of cold water and felt much more conscious than before, but he was still groggy.

"How can it be so easy to die..." Mr. Baohe said while carefully laying Liu Zian flat, so that his head just rested on the luggage, forming a supine position, "If you have the energy, untie the clothes yourself .”

Liu Zian was slightly taken aback when he heard this, and couldn't help but feel a little dissatisfied.However, his face turned red due to the heat, and Mr. Baohe didn't notice anything unusual for a while.

"Ah, don't you even have the strength to untie your clothes?" Mr. Baohe came back from the stream and saw that Liu Zian was still in the same posture as when he left, and his clothes hadn't moved at all. Town, you must prepare more medicines."

As Mr. Baohe said, he untied Liu Zian's belt and opened his shirt, exposing his chest to the air.Then, he took out the clothes that had just been soaked in cold water, and wiped Liu Zian's exposed skin.

Liu Zian was shuddered by the sudden coolness, and let out a contented sigh.

"Feeling better?" Mr. Baohe saw that Liu Zian's expression had eased a lot, so he put the wet clothes aside, stretched out his hand that also felt cool, and walked on Liu Zian's body.

"Dazhui... Quchi... Hegu... Zusanli... Neiguan..." Mr. Baohe walked along the meridian of the acupoint with one thumb or two thumbs, pinching and pressing on these acupoints from light to heavy.

Liu Zian felt that his body seemed to be extremely sensitive at this moment, every place touched by Mr. Baohe was numb, and his heart was itchy, which made him tremble uncontrollably.

"Zian, what's wrong with you? It seems that your face is redder than before." Mr. Baohe looked sideways at Liu Zian, and his long hair fell on him.

Liu Zian felt a thunder in his head, he didn't dare to look at Mr. Baohe anymore, he quickly curled up and said, "It's okay...I'm much better now."

"Really?" Mr. Baohe looked suspiciously at Liu Zian.

"Really..." Liu Zian almost wanted to slap himself.In fact, he did.

"Why are you beating yourself up?"

Mr. Baohe felt that Liu Zian's behavior was simply inexplicable.

"I want to say that a bug landed on my face just now, do you believe it?"

"Why don't you believe it... It seems that I will write about deworming medicine in the next town..."

Mr. Baohe was thinking about the supplies he would buy in the next town, but he didn't notice Liu Zian's idiot-like eyes for a moment.

Liu Zian was also surprised, it wasn't the first day he knew that Mr. Good-looking, but for some reason, he just couldn't move his eyes.

"What are you looking at me for?" Liu Zian's gaze was so strong that it was difficult for Mr. Baohe to ignore it.

"My husband likes to get lost so much, why don't you take a good look at what if you get lost again? I don't want to meet another Aning again, let alone go to the robber's cave again."

"How can it be so easy to get lost?" Although Mr. Baohe admitted that he had a serious problem of getting lost, Liu Zian's words were too evil.

"Sir, don't forget, you are a person who can climb mountains and walk to the seaside... It is very common for you to get lost."

"That was just an accident!"

"That's for others. If it's Mr., then it's nothing unusual... After all, although Mr. looks weak, his body is unexpectedly strong."

"Going out, having an iron body is the most basic quality."

"You can't tell from the outside at all... By the way, did you always walk alone before you met me?"

"Most of the time, I travel alone. After all, I have such a serious loss of my way, I'm always embarrassed to hurt others..."

"Isn't the number of times that Mr. has implicated me less?!"

"Isn't this about what happened before I met you? Later, I walked with people occasionally a few times, and I felt that it was better to have a companion, so I started looking for companions everywhere."

Liu Zian nodded when he heard the words, and said, "Traveling alone must be very lonely."

Mr. Baohe thought for a while and replied: "Actually, it's okay. Every time I go to a place, I meet different people, so it's not lonely... However, if I walk alone in such a barren mountain, I still feel a little lonely. "

"Then what do you usually do at this time?" Liu Zian seemed quite interested in Mr. Baohe's past trips.

"What can we do, hurry up and hurry up, and look forward to rushing to the next town." Seeing Liu Zian's slightly disappointed expression, Mr. Baohe added, "Of course, if you are really bored, you will blow the leaves Relieve boredom."

"Blowing leaves? How do you blow?" Liu Zian had never heard this matter mentioned by his husband before.

Mr. Baohe picked a leaf at random, put it to his lips and blew it.Miraculously, the sound that blows out actually has a tune.

Liu Zian found it very novel and interesting, so he also picked a leaf from the same tree.However, no matter how much he blows, he can't make a sound.

"Sir, how did you do it?" Liu Zian asked curiously while fiddling with the leaves.However, after waiting for a while, Mr. Baohe did not reply.

"Sir?" Liu Zian raised his head, only to see Mr. Baohe staring intently at a point in the distance, with joy in his brows.

"Hello!" Mr. Baohe waved his hands and shouted into the distance.

It was only then that Liu Zian discovered that there was a dark blue dot on the front mountain wall covered by thick green bushes. It was an elderly man in navy blue clothes and carrying a bamboo basket.

"Help, help!" Liu Zian also imitated Mr. Baohe and waved his hands.

The man noticed them and waved to them too.

"What's the matter—?" he asked.

"We got lost—!"

The conversation between each other turned into an echo and disappeared into the air.

"Wait - I'll go right away -" The man walked towards the two of them, and the big stone in Liu Zian's heart finally fell to the ground.

Maybe the village where the man lives is nearby, and maybe he can take us there.he thought.

"Let's go to him too." Mr. Baohe saw that the man's figure was covered by the dense tree shade, and he didn't appear again for a long time, so he planned to walk towards him.

"No. Sir, don't move around." Liu Zian grabbed the luggage bag on his back and stopped him.

"why?"

"Will get lost."

Even if it is just a little distance from the eyes and nose, as long as Mr. Baohe walks around, he will get lost to an unknown place.Even if you think you are walking straight towards that person, you may actually turn in another direction.After finally having some hope, Liu Zian would not allow this kind of thing to happen.

"Is that why you can't trust me?" Mr. Baohe showed a very hurt expression.

Finally, the man in the navy blue clothes pushed aside the bushes in front of the two of them and appeared.

At first, the man had a reassuring look on his face and walked this way, waving his hands.Immediately afterwards, the pace became slower and slower, and finally stood some distance away from them, his eyes widened and his face turned pale.

"You, aren't you Liu Zihan, the young son of the Liu family?!"

With a cry, he kicked his knees and clasped his hands tightly.Seeing his pale and strange appearance, the two couldn't help but glanced at each other.

"Excuse me, what's wrong with you?"

Mr. Baohe asked the man.But the man kept staring at Liu Zian with horror on his face.

"Young master of the Liu family! Ascend to heaven and become a Buddha! Namo Amitabha! Namo Amitabha!"

It seems that this man mistook Liu Zian for someone else.