Why is my master always lost and swollen? !
Chapter 25 Joke Grass
The crying here was sad, but there was a chuckle suddenly from the other side.
"What are you laughing at?" Liu Zian asked with sobs.
"You are so funny, like a child who hasn't been weaned... If Mr. Baohe doesn't follow, will you become a waste?" Ah Ning laughed until tears came out, and he had to hold the tree trunk to ensure that he would not will fall off the tree.
Liu Zian blushed, and murmured: "I'm a waste..."
"What did you say?" Aning's ears have been good since she was a child, so she heard Liu Zian's words, but she couldn't believe that someone would take the initiative to admit that she was a waste.
"It's nothing..." After all, it wasn't something glorious, Liu Zian didn't intend to give Aning a chance to laugh at himself again.
"Then... well, let's go to Mr. Baohe next." Seeing Liu Zian's embarrassed look, although it was still ridiculous, she decided to let him go for the time being, so she changed the subject.
"Yeah...but where are we going to find it?"
"Don't you know where Mr. Baohe is?"
"How do I know, Mr. Baohe always gets lost and goes to some strange places..."
"Then let's look for strange places along the way!"
In this way, the two started on the road together.All their wishes came true, they arrived at a weird village the next day. The people they met in the village were all weak and thin, with only skin and bones left, with bulging eyes and strange faces.
"Why don't we just look around here, this village looks weird." Liu Zian suggested, trying to ignore the eyes of the people around them looking at them like hungry wolves.
"It looks like this village is suffering from a famine. As far as I know, Mr. Baohe will only get lost to those places that are really weird. Won't they eat you while you're sleeping?" Aning said, obviously not agreeing with Liu Zian's proposal.
"Cannibalism... How is that possible." Liu Zian defended in a low voice, but still followed Aning out of the village.
"How is it impossible? Rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry. There are many examples of cannibalism in nature. You are so naive!" Ah Ning felt that Mr. Baohe was really blind. , Wanting idiots with no intelligence as apprentices.Back then, I had been with Mr. Baohe for many years, and he didn't say a word about taking me as an apprentice... Thinking of this, Aning gave Liu Zian a vicious look.
"Why are you staring at me? Aren't we out of the village?" Liu Zian felt that Aning's emotions were simply inexplicable. He was fine just now, but in a blink of an eye, he didn't know what kind of evil fire was coming out.
"Stupid." Ah Ning walked forward without looking back after saying this, leaving Liu Zian confused, not knowing whether her stupidity was referring to him or herself.
"Could it be that you are talking about Mr...." Liu Zian felt that he was simply a demon, no matter how he thought about Mr. Baohe, he definitely had nothing to do with that word.
"Erha, what are you thinking? Hurry up and keep up. I will be separated by then, what do you do?" Ah Ning walked a long way, suddenly felt something was wrong, turned around and found that Liu Zian was still demented Standing there blankly, he yelled at him immediately.
"Here we come!" Liu Zian trotted to Aning's side, and whispered, "Can you please stop calling me 'erha' in front of so many people, it's so embarrassing..."
Liu Zian felt that he had no bottom line anymore, and he clearly rejected the title "erha" before.
Ah Jing looked at Liu Zian quietly, staring at him so that goosebumps arose, and after a while he said, "I suddenly understand the reason why Master accepted you as an apprentice."
"What is it?" Liu Zian asked curiously.
"He may want to challenge himself...he must be practicing!" Aning said, and secretly made up his mind to be like Mr. Baohe.
Liu Zian could not understand what Aning was talking about.But he has always been a lazy person, so he just doesn't think about it if he can't figure it out.
But he found that Aning's attitude towards him had changed subtly since then. Although he still quarreled every day, he could clearly feel that Aning was restraining his emotions.
One day, on a trail at the foot of the mountain, the two met a woman who was sitting on the ground due to a sprained ankle. This woman had a very strange face, and her eyes were narrow, like two slits pierced by a sharp knife. .Ah Ning didn't want to care about it at first, but Liu Zian saw that the woman was really pitiful, so he gave her some plasters that they carried with them.
"You yourself are always accidentally injured, and you distribute the plaster to her. What if you don't have enough plaster? Don't you lose too much blood and die before you find Mr. Baohe." Ah Ning said sarcastically.
"I don't get hurt all the time... What's more, if my husband encountered such a situation, he would probably lend a helping hand." Liu Zian replied.
"Ah, are you looking for someone? Is that Mr. Baohe a writer who specializes in writing travel guides?" the woman asked.
"Yeah, have you seen him?" Liu Zian's eyes lit up, and he glanced at Aning triumphantly, as if to say that good people are rewarded with good things.
"The gentleman you mentioned, he is looking for a magical hot spring nearby. It is said that after soaking in that hot spring, the skin will become smooth, fatigue will be relieved quickly, and sleep will become sound..." The woman said with a smile .
"Ah, this is exactly what Mr. Baohe is looking for... Where is that place?" Liu Zian firmly believed in the woman's words.
"The hot spring is not far away. You only need to turn forward into a slope and walk up the mountain for a while to find it. There is a house nearby. If you can't find it, you will be told if you ask for details. where." The woman said while drawing a simple map on the ground with her fingers.
After Liu Zian thanked the woman, he planned to find the hot spring she had described. If he was lucky, Mr. Baohe might not have left yet.However, Aning didn't think so.
"That woman is lying." Aning said, unwilling to go in the direction the woman said no matter what.
"Why did she lie? We have no grievances with her in the past, and we have no grievances in the near future, not to mention that we helped her just now." Liu Zian felt that Aning seemed a little too sensitive, and he didn't think he was a good person.
"It's true, she looks like a fox, or the one with red eyes and black air... She must have killed many people." Aning said seriously.
"Here it goes again. You said I was a dog before and I just put up with it, but now you say I'm a fox. What's the end? Also, shouldn't a vixen be extremely beautiful? Just like the woman just now, where is it?" Like a vixen?" Liu Zian felt that Aning was going too far.
"Oh, that woman is not a vixen, she's a fox! She's just squatting in the middle of the road to guard her prey, and anyone with a discerning eye can spot it at a glance, and you're the one who foolishly tricked her into it." Aning was also a little impatient, explaining and gesticulating indiscriminately. .
"That's enough. If you don't want to go, I'll go by myself. Anyway, I have to see my husband anyway." Liu Zian felt that Aning didn't want to go with him to Mr. Baohe, and said angrily.
"I also want to see Mr., but the woman's words are really untrustworthy." Seeing Liu Zian's determined appearance after eating the weight, Ah Ning knew that it would be useless to talk, and sighed, "Forget it, let's go. "
"Changed your mind?" Liu Zian asked, the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously.
Anin nodded.
"Are you mistaken?" Liu Zian asked again.
Aning hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly unwillingly.
"Let's go, if it's late, it's time to disturb my husband's rest." Liu Zian was in a good mood, as if he had already seen the scene of his reunion with his husband.
However, there is nothing so cheap in the world.According to what the woman said, shortly after they turned a bend, the sun penetrated the clouds, and the surroundings became dark.Seeing that it was about to rain that day, the wind blew the surrounding vegetation and made noisy sounds.
Suddenly, a huge figure appeared in the grass, as strong as a bear.That guy stood in front of Liu Zian and Aning, holding a sharpened sword in his hand.In fact, the man was so big that he could kill both of them with his bare hands, even without a weapon in his hand.He had a thick beard and no expression, his hair was messed up, and his clothes were stained with blood.
Both Liu Zian and Aning are well aware of their little fighting power.How to deal with this situation, the two have had some discussions before.
"We'll keep the valuables..."
"I beg the good man to raise your hands high and spare our lives..."
Unloading their luggage, the two began to kneel on the ground begging for mercy.The strong man with a big knife in his hand stared at the two of them through the hair gap hanging in front of his face, motionless.Liu Zian knelt on the ground, put his palms together in front of his face, and begged desperately, his body trembling with extreme panic.At this time, another figure appeared in the grass next to him, this time it was a boy.
Aning saw it and yelled: "Dangerous!"
Holding a wooden hammer-like weapon in his hand, the young man pointed it at the back of Liu Zian's head and swung it down.He didn't even have the time to escape, just heard a "boom", Liu Zian received a heavy blow to the head, and immediately fell into darkness.
In a coma, Liu Zian felt itching between his fingers.
"Hey! Are you okay?! Hello!"
Feeling being slapped on the cheek, Liu Zian opened his eyes and found himself lying in a dark place, with Ah Ning's magnified face right in front of his eyes.
The ground was muddy.Liu Zian wanted to sit up, but his head hurt like it was going to explode.He covered his head and moaned in a low voice, the dirty blood had clotted between the strands of hair.
"Where is this?"
When he said this, Liu Zian felt itchy between his fingers again.Take a closer look, and some white rice-like living things are wriggling between the fingers.It's maggots!Liu Zian was taken aback, and hurriedly shook it off with his hands.
It was a large vertical pit, and the stench was almost blinding.There are puddles everywhere on the ground, and there are broken branches and leaves floating in them.The walls are made of wet mud.High overhead was the entrance to the pit, revealing only a round patch of gray sky.On the edge of the cave entrance, dense bushes are looming.From the looks of it, this place is below the ground, the bottom of a deep pit.
"What are you laughing at?" Liu Zian asked with sobs.
"You are so funny, like a child who hasn't been weaned... If Mr. Baohe doesn't follow, will you become a waste?" Ah Ning laughed until tears came out, and he had to hold the tree trunk to ensure that he would not will fall off the tree.
Liu Zian blushed, and murmured: "I'm a waste..."
"What did you say?" Aning's ears have been good since she was a child, so she heard Liu Zian's words, but she couldn't believe that someone would take the initiative to admit that she was a waste.
"It's nothing..." After all, it wasn't something glorious, Liu Zian didn't intend to give Aning a chance to laugh at himself again.
"Then... well, let's go to Mr. Baohe next." Seeing Liu Zian's embarrassed look, although it was still ridiculous, she decided to let him go for the time being, so she changed the subject.
"Yeah...but where are we going to find it?"
"Don't you know where Mr. Baohe is?"
"How do I know, Mr. Baohe always gets lost and goes to some strange places..."
"Then let's look for strange places along the way!"
In this way, the two started on the road together.All their wishes came true, they arrived at a weird village the next day. The people they met in the village were all weak and thin, with only skin and bones left, with bulging eyes and strange faces.
"Why don't we just look around here, this village looks weird." Liu Zian suggested, trying to ignore the eyes of the people around them looking at them like hungry wolves.
"It looks like this village is suffering from a famine. As far as I know, Mr. Baohe will only get lost to those places that are really weird. Won't they eat you while you're sleeping?" Aning said, obviously not agreeing with Liu Zian's proposal.
"Cannibalism... How is that possible." Liu Zian defended in a low voice, but still followed Aning out of the village.
"How is it impossible? Rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry. There are many examples of cannibalism in nature. You are so naive!" Ah Ning felt that Mr. Baohe was really blind. , Wanting idiots with no intelligence as apprentices.Back then, I had been with Mr. Baohe for many years, and he didn't say a word about taking me as an apprentice... Thinking of this, Aning gave Liu Zian a vicious look.
"Why are you staring at me? Aren't we out of the village?" Liu Zian felt that Aning's emotions were simply inexplicable. He was fine just now, but in a blink of an eye, he didn't know what kind of evil fire was coming out.
"Stupid." Ah Ning walked forward without looking back after saying this, leaving Liu Zian confused, not knowing whether her stupidity was referring to him or herself.
"Could it be that you are talking about Mr...." Liu Zian felt that he was simply a demon, no matter how he thought about Mr. Baohe, he definitely had nothing to do with that word.
"Erha, what are you thinking? Hurry up and keep up. I will be separated by then, what do you do?" Ah Ning walked a long way, suddenly felt something was wrong, turned around and found that Liu Zian was still demented Standing there blankly, he yelled at him immediately.
"Here we come!" Liu Zian trotted to Aning's side, and whispered, "Can you please stop calling me 'erha' in front of so many people, it's so embarrassing..."
Liu Zian felt that he had no bottom line anymore, and he clearly rejected the title "erha" before.
Ah Jing looked at Liu Zian quietly, staring at him so that goosebumps arose, and after a while he said, "I suddenly understand the reason why Master accepted you as an apprentice."
"What is it?" Liu Zian asked curiously.
"He may want to challenge himself...he must be practicing!" Aning said, and secretly made up his mind to be like Mr. Baohe.
Liu Zian could not understand what Aning was talking about.But he has always been a lazy person, so he just doesn't think about it if he can't figure it out.
But he found that Aning's attitude towards him had changed subtly since then. Although he still quarreled every day, he could clearly feel that Aning was restraining his emotions.
One day, on a trail at the foot of the mountain, the two met a woman who was sitting on the ground due to a sprained ankle. This woman had a very strange face, and her eyes were narrow, like two slits pierced by a sharp knife. .Ah Ning didn't want to care about it at first, but Liu Zian saw that the woman was really pitiful, so he gave her some plasters that they carried with them.
"You yourself are always accidentally injured, and you distribute the plaster to her. What if you don't have enough plaster? Don't you lose too much blood and die before you find Mr. Baohe." Ah Ning said sarcastically.
"I don't get hurt all the time... What's more, if my husband encountered such a situation, he would probably lend a helping hand." Liu Zian replied.
"Ah, are you looking for someone? Is that Mr. Baohe a writer who specializes in writing travel guides?" the woman asked.
"Yeah, have you seen him?" Liu Zian's eyes lit up, and he glanced at Aning triumphantly, as if to say that good people are rewarded with good things.
"The gentleman you mentioned, he is looking for a magical hot spring nearby. It is said that after soaking in that hot spring, the skin will become smooth, fatigue will be relieved quickly, and sleep will become sound..." The woman said with a smile .
"Ah, this is exactly what Mr. Baohe is looking for... Where is that place?" Liu Zian firmly believed in the woman's words.
"The hot spring is not far away. You only need to turn forward into a slope and walk up the mountain for a while to find it. There is a house nearby. If you can't find it, you will be told if you ask for details. where." The woman said while drawing a simple map on the ground with her fingers.
After Liu Zian thanked the woman, he planned to find the hot spring she had described. If he was lucky, Mr. Baohe might not have left yet.However, Aning didn't think so.
"That woman is lying." Aning said, unwilling to go in the direction the woman said no matter what.
"Why did she lie? We have no grievances with her in the past, and we have no grievances in the near future, not to mention that we helped her just now." Liu Zian felt that Aning seemed a little too sensitive, and he didn't think he was a good person.
"It's true, she looks like a fox, or the one with red eyes and black air... She must have killed many people." Aning said seriously.
"Here it goes again. You said I was a dog before and I just put up with it, but now you say I'm a fox. What's the end? Also, shouldn't a vixen be extremely beautiful? Just like the woman just now, where is it?" Like a vixen?" Liu Zian felt that Aning was going too far.
"Oh, that woman is not a vixen, she's a fox! She's just squatting in the middle of the road to guard her prey, and anyone with a discerning eye can spot it at a glance, and you're the one who foolishly tricked her into it." Aning was also a little impatient, explaining and gesticulating indiscriminately. .
"That's enough. If you don't want to go, I'll go by myself. Anyway, I have to see my husband anyway." Liu Zian felt that Aning didn't want to go with him to Mr. Baohe, and said angrily.
"I also want to see Mr., but the woman's words are really untrustworthy." Seeing Liu Zian's determined appearance after eating the weight, Ah Ning knew that it would be useless to talk, and sighed, "Forget it, let's go. "
"Changed your mind?" Liu Zian asked, the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously.
Anin nodded.
"Are you mistaken?" Liu Zian asked again.
Aning hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly unwillingly.
"Let's go, if it's late, it's time to disturb my husband's rest." Liu Zian was in a good mood, as if he had already seen the scene of his reunion with his husband.
However, there is nothing so cheap in the world.According to what the woman said, shortly after they turned a bend, the sun penetrated the clouds, and the surroundings became dark.Seeing that it was about to rain that day, the wind blew the surrounding vegetation and made noisy sounds.
Suddenly, a huge figure appeared in the grass, as strong as a bear.That guy stood in front of Liu Zian and Aning, holding a sharpened sword in his hand.In fact, the man was so big that he could kill both of them with his bare hands, even without a weapon in his hand.He had a thick beard and no expression, his hair was messed up, and his clothes were stained with blood.
Both Liu Zian and Aning are well aware of their little fighting power.How to deal with this situation, the two have had some discussions before.
"We'll keep the valuables..."
"I beg the good man to raise your hands high and spare our lives..."
Unloading their luggage, the two began to kneel on the ground begging for mercy.The strong man with a big knife in his hand stared at the two of them through the hair gap hanging in front of his face, motionless.Liu Zian knelt on the ground, put his palms together in front of his face, and begged desperately, his body trembling with extreme panic.At this time, another figure appeared in the grass next to him, this time it was a boy.
Aning saw it and yelled: "Dangerous!"
Holding a wooden hammer-like weapon in his hand, the young man pointed it at the back of Liu Zian's head and swung it down.He didn't even have the time to escape, just heard a "boom", Liu Zian received a heavy blow to the head, and immediately fell into darkness.
In a coma, Liu Zian felt itching between his fingers.
"Hey! Are you okay?! Hello!"
Feeling being slapped on the cheek, Liu Zian opened his eyes and found himself lying in a dark place, with Ah Ning's magnified face right in front of his eyes.
The ground was muddy.Liu Zian wanted to sit up, but his head hurt like it was going to explode.He covered his head and moaned in a low voice, the dirty blood had clotted between the strands of hair.
"Where is this?"
When he said this, Liu Zian felt itchy between his fingers again.Take a closer look, and some white rice-like living things are wriggling between the fingers.It's maggots!Liu Zian was taken aback, and hurriedly shook it off with his hands.
It was a large vertical pit, and the stench was almost blinding.There are puddles everywhere on the ground, and there are broken branches and leaves floating in them.The walls are made of wet mud.High overhead was the entrance to the pit, revealing only a round patch of gray sky.On the edge of the cave entrance, dense bushes are looming.From the looks of it, this place is below the ground, the bottom of a deep pit.
You'll Also Like
-
After being favored by the vampire school beauty, I was numb
Chapter 704 13 hours ago -
After rebirth, the young lady chased me and begged for forgiveness
Chapter 188 13 hours ago -
I was assassinated by the reborn at the beginning, and I became a god on the spot
Chapter 483 13 hours ago -
The End of the World: I Have a House of Beautiful Tenants
Chapter 253 13 hours ago -
Naruto: I am invincible after simplifying the basic training
Chapter 152 13 hours ago -
What’s the matter? Can’t a love rival become your wife?
Chapter 323 1 days ago -
Yu-Gi-Oh, but I'm the only one playing with the Pendulum?
Chapter 48 1 days ago -
Villain: The Forbidden Zone Emperor's Son! Sleeping for Ten Thousand Years to Break the Divine
Chapter 60 1 days ago -
Honkai Impact 3: Yulandel's Beloved Brother
Chapter 224 1 days ago -
Naruto: I am in Uchiha, I can extract entries
Chapter 151 1 days ago