Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

bridal chamber.

How many unmarried teenagers in the world are fantasizing about the wedding night and the beautiful scenery in the wedding room?How many elderly people who are already dying are recalling the sweetness and warmth in the bridal chamber that day?

Fantasy and memory are always beautiful.

In fact, the bridal chamber on the wedding night is usually not as warm and sweet as the memory, and the scenery is far less beautiful than imagined.

What was the bridal chamber like?

The bridal chamber is usually a room that is not too warm, full of red and green everywhere, full of the smell of paint, and the smell of wine left by the congratulators.

Liu Zian felt that someone who could carry a person inside for an hour or two without vomiting must have a stomach and nose with a unique structure.

Although the congratulatory guests are eating and drinking desperately, as if they are afraid that they will not get back their money, the newlyweds are still hungry.

This was originally their bridal chamber wedding night, but this day seemed to be spent for someone else.

Liu Zian regretted letting Aning handle their marriage.

"Even Ju Mong should be more reliable than her." He thought to himself.

Mr. Baohe's red scarf had been removed, and he was sitting on the edge of the bed with his head down, looking at the red shoes on his feet.

This is the first time he has worn red shoes.

Liu Zian was sitting far away on the chair beside the small round table, seemingly also in a daze.

He didn't dare to look at him, and he didn't dare to look at him.

Liu Zian felt that if he drank some wine, he might relax.However, he did not drink today.

Under Aning's publicity, everyone knew that the groom's drinking capacity was poor and his wine quality was even worse.Therefore, once someone proposes a toast, some "well-meaning people" will come over and stop him immediately, rushing to finish the drink for him.

Mr. Baohe is not only his master, but also his best friend. They have a lot to talk about every day.

But once you are married, it seems like you are no longer friends.

The two of them seemed to suddenly become very far away, very strange, very afraid of embarrassment.

So no one is embarrassed to speak first.

Liu Zian thought he could handle it well, but as soon as he entered the bridal chamber, he suddenly realized that he had become an idiot.

He was really uncomfortable in this situation.

He originally wanted to walk over and sit next to Mr. Baohe, but for some reason, his legs were so weak that he couldn't even stand up.

After an unknown amount of time, when Liu Zian felt that his neck was a little stiff, Mr. Baohe suddenly said, "I'm going to sleep."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Liu Zian's reply, he fell on the bed, pulled up the quilt embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water, and wrapped himself tightly.

Liu Zian bit his lip, climbed onto the bed cautiously, touched Mr. Baohe, and called softly, "Sir, do you really want to sleep?"

Mr. Baohe ignored him, as if he had fallen asleep.

"But today is the night of the bridal chamber." Seeing Mr. Baohe ignoring him, Liu Zian babbled again, "You can sleep here too?"

Mr. Baohe didn't want to talk to him at first, but he couldn't help but said: "If you don't say a few words, I will fall asleep."

"But I don't want you to sleep." Liu Zian said while twirling Mr. Baohe's long hair scattered outside the quilt with his fingers.

"Then what do you want?" Mr. Baohe asked, his cheeks getting hot.

To be honest, although he has lived countless lifetimes, this is the first time he got married in this way.

"I want to bite you." Liu Zian said.

The red embroidered curtain had been lowered at some point, and the two whispered these words in the tent.

"Strange, really strange." Liu Zian said softly.

"What's so strange?" Mr. Baohe asked.

"People say smelly man, smelly man. Mr. is obviously a man, but he doesn't smell bad at all..."

Just hearing the sound of "beep", it's like someone is beating mosquitoes, the more the beating becomes lighter, the more beating becomes lighter, the night is beautiful...

The brocade tent gradually became quiet, and after a while, Liu Zian said softly, "Do you know what I'm thinking right now?"

"Yes." Mr. Baohe replied.His voice was whispering like a swallow, and no one could hear what he was saying.

"I thought about a lot of strange things, thinking of our first acquaintance, thinking of the illusion of "Autumn Mountain Picture"...but what I think of most is a big hoof that is burning red and rotten."

He hasn't eaten anything since yesterday and is starving.

Mr. Baohe smiled "puchi" and said, "Can you say that you are thinking of me?"

"No." Liu Zian thought for a while and said.

"Can't?" Mr. Baohe raised his eyebrows.He wanted to hear what Liu Zian would explain.

"Because I'm afraid I'll swallow you up." Liu Zian sighed and murmured, "It's really not easy for me to get your wife. If I swallowed it up, wouldn't it be gone?"

"If it's gone, wouldn't it just be a good time to find another one?" Mr. Baohe said with a smile.

"Who are you looking for?"

"Who can't you find? For example... the girl from the Tongue Country?"

"No, she is a character in a fantasy." Liu Zian shook his head and said, "And she likes you."

"I think you guys had a good chat at that time." Mr. Baohe said softly.

Liu Zi'an paused, then suddenly smiled.

"Daughter-in-law, are you jealous!"

"No." Mr. Baohe turned his head away and said.

"Okay, okay, if the wife says no, she doesn't have it." Liu Zian was afraid that Mr. Baohe would become angry, so he ignored him, and quickly gave in.

"Don't call me that." Mr. Baohe said suddenly.

"What?" Liu Zian was taken aback, but didn't react immediately.

"Can you...don't call me daughter-in-law..." Although it was done, Mr. Baohe still felt a little uncomfortable being called that.

"Why can't you call it that?" Liu Zian pursed his lips and muttered, "It's obviously my daughter-in-law, and she's already..."

Mr. Baohe blushed and quickly covered his mouth.

"It's not good for others to hear it," he said.

Liu Zian rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue and licked the palm of Mr. Baohe's palm, and the other party retracted his hand as if he had been electrocuted.

"Then I will still call you Mr. in front of people. When there are only two of us, you will be my wife. How about it?" Liu Zian asked with a smile.

"You have already made up your mind, why bother to ask me." Mr. Baohe shook his head and sighed softly.

"I knew my wife dotes on me the most!" Liu Zian turned over and took Mr. Baohe into his arms, and said, "Daughter-in-law, you dote on me so much, do you already like me?"

Liu Zian asked a question smugly. He didn't expect Mr. Baohe to answer, but the other party gave a soft "hmm".

"Daughter-in-law, did you answer just now?" Liu Zian asked because he was afraid that he had heard wrong.

"Yes." Mr. Baohe said softly.

"Then why didn't you tell me!" Liu Zian said with a slight complaint, "I always thought I was in unrequited love."

"Because...because I'm afraid you don't want me..."

Before Mr. Baohe finished speaking, his mouth seemed to be blocked by something.

After a long time, he panted lightly and said, "Let's have a good chat, and you are not allowed to move around."

"Okay, if you don't move, don't move. But why are you afraid that I don't want you? Don't you know that even if I exchange you with people from all over the world, I will not change you." Liu Zi'an said.

"Really?" Mr. Baohe asked with a smile.

"Of course it's true." Liu Zian vowed.

"Then what if it is exchanged with fruit?" Mr. Baohe asked again.

"She is indeed a very good woman, and she is very pitiful. It's a pity that my heart has already been occupied by you alone, and I can't accommodate anyone else."

Mr. Baohe let out a "wow".Suddenly there was a long silence in the brocade tent, as if the mouths of the two of them were blocked by something again.

After a long time, Liu Zian sighed and said: "Fortunately, I was careful and didn't listen to your words, otherwise, wouldn't it be possible that I would never see each other again in this life?"

"Aren't you disobedient too often?" Mr. Baohe rolled his eyes at him.

"No way, I've always been obedient." Liu Zian said aggrievedly.

In his heart, he unanimously believed that he was a good disciple who existed in the sky and did not exist on earth.

"Don't remember? Then let me count for you." Mr. Baohe stretched out his finger and said, "One, I told you to sleep in the house honestly, but you went out for a stroll in the middle of the night and picked up a ghost Yu, almost lost his life, didn't he?"

"That was an accident." Liu Zian defended in a low voice.

"Then what happened when you took Panax notoginseng to the ghost bridge and almost disappeared with the bridge?" Mr. Baohe asked again.

"I was kind at the time, I just wanted to see the reunion scene of their mother and child..."

"Also in Human Face Fishing Village, I told you that the fish was edible, but you refused to eat it, starving yourself to death..."

"Sir, don't mention this matter, Ah Ning is still trying to settle accounts with me." Liu Zian said with a bitter face.

Mr. Baohe smiled and said, "So tell yourself, are you obedient or disobedient?"

"That's not all you got used to." Liu Zian said coquettishly.

Mr. Baohe sighed, and said with emotion: "Fortunately, I am a smart, patient and kind person..."

Liu Zian laughed, and rushed to say: "Otherwise, how could you find such a good husband like me?"

"It's only now that I realize that we are really a match made in heaven." Mr. Baohe paused and sighed.

"You just found out now?" Liu Zian said, "I knew it a long time ago."

"When?" Mr. Baohe asked.

"I want to say that it was from the moment we met, believe it or not?" Liu Zian smiled, "Is it very touching?"

Mr. Baohe shook his head.

"I just find it scary, so you started thinking about me at that time." Mr. Baohe gave Liu Zian a meaningful look, "You were only a little old at that time."

"It's 16, not six!" Liu Zian dissatisfied, "At that time, many people of my age were already married."

"Compared to me?" Mr. Baohe asked with a smile, "I'm ashamed to say, I live as long as the world."

"You're being foolish." Liu Zian said, "But having said that, if I told others that Pangu was suppressed by me, they would probably think I was crazy."

"It's not [-]%, it's for sure." Mr. Baohe said seriously.

Liu Zian was at a loss for words, and after a while, he said again: "By the way, you just said that you finally realized that the two of us are a match made in heaven. How do you say that?"

"Because I just realized now that both of us have thick skins." Mr. Baohe laughed.

Now, this house really looks like a bridal chamber, even sweeter and more beautiful than anyone's imagined bridal chamber.

They deserve it.

Because their emotions can stand the test, it is really not easy for them to have such a day.

Diamonds need to be polished to shine, and so are love and friendship.

The author has something to say: that... the car in the middle is omitted, if you want to see it, go to Penguin Group 279103231 to see it