Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

The weather outside is very good, such good weather is very suitable for traveling.

Liu Zian also thought so, but this time he didn't intend to go with Mr. Baohe, but planned to take an impromptu trip by himself.

There are two reasons. One is that he doesn't want to go to some weird places, and he won't be able to come back when the time comes; the other is that one of the purposes of his trip this time is to prepare a gift for Mr. Baohe, so it's not easy for him to follow him.

"I've been out so many times, it's probably okay to be alone." Liu Zian said with confidence.

When he told this idea to Mr. Baohe, the other party seemed very excited, as if he was going to travel.

"Yeah, good! You go and play."

"Sir, do you think it's okay for me to be alone?" Although he had already made a decision, Liu Zian was still a little uneasy.

"No problem! I've been traveling alone since I was very young."

"That's because you got lost." Liu Zian whispered.

"Anyway, it's always good to go out more." Mr. Baohe said with a smile, "Have you brought any money?"

"Bring it." Liu Zian nodded, and he took a roll of bank notes before going out.

"Did you bring any change?" Mr. Baohe asked again, "Some places do not accept cashier receipts. Moreover, the most taboo thing to do when traveling alone is to expose money."

Liu Zian thought for a while, and felt that what the other party said made sense, so he said, "Then give me some change."

"You are really welcome." Mr. Baohe shook his head and sighed, "I am a poor man."

However, despite what he said, Mr. Baohe still resigned to his fate and gave the money bag to Liu Zian.

"Be careful on the road." He instructed.

Liu Zian happily put the money bag into his pocket, thinking that although he was traveling alone, as long as he brought enough money, he should be fine.However, it is said that it is a purposeless trip, so you can't just run out in such a daze.

After thinking about it, Liu Zian decided to visit Chongwen.

Chongwen is very close to his city, but he has never been there.Every time he heard his second brother mention "Chongwen", he felt that it was another world, full of mystery.

Chongwen is especially suitable when one wants to travel impromptu.

"Okay, then I'll go!"

After speaking, Liu Zian left Mr. Baohe's house.

"Have fun!"

Mr. Baohe sent him out, said.

However, just after walking less than 100 meters, Liu Zian stopped in his tracks.

Which direction should I go to Chongwen?

Helpless, Liu Zian had no choice but to return to Mr. Baohe's home again.

"Sir, do you only know which direction to go to Chongwen?"

Hearing his question, Mr. Baohe thought for a while and said, "It should be heading east."

Mr. Baohe spoke very vaguely, but Liu Zian felt that this was enough, and he was going on an impromptu trip.If Mr. Baohe explained the way to him in detail, and even drew a picture, he would think that the other party was long-winded.

The weather was fine and sunny.

Liu Zian took a deep breath and suddenly felt very happy.

When most people do something with their own strength for the first time, they will inevitably feel excited.

At this moment, Liu Zian suddenly heard the sound of wind blowing from the clothes on the ridge next to him. It was very light and fast, obviously a person with very good lightness kung fu.

However, he looked left and right, but he didn't see half a figure.

"Probably passing by." Liu Zian said in peace, and continued to walk forward.

However, he was tired after a short walk.

"It would be great if a carriage happened to pass by." Liu Zian said with confidence.

Then, as if by telepathy, a carriage really appeared at this time.

Seeing this carriage, Liu Zian was as happy as a man who had been hungry for three days when he saw steamed buns.

He hurried over and stopped the carriage.

"Do you know how Chongwen got there?"

The man driving the car with his hat pulled down said with a smile, "You found me, you really found the right person!"

The driver looked tall and strong, driving the carriage very fast.After a while, the car was driven to a quiet path.

"Where is this going?" Liu Zian murmured in his heart.

At this time, you must not let yourself be confused.

However, if Liu Zian was asked to ask the other party "is this the way to Chongwen", he felt afraid and did not dare to speak.

"It's broken now, what should I do?" Liu Zian lifted a corner of the curtain and stared at the driver's back, his muscles tensed.

The carriage was still running fast.

"I can't be here anymore, do you want to jump out of the car?"

Liu Zian's chest thumped violently, and he swallowed several times.

Suddenly, the coachman stopped the carriage on the side of the road.

This is not Chongwen!Liu Zian shouted in his heart.

"Come down, please," said the coachman.

What is coming is finally here!

Liu Zian was silent and motionless.

The coachman jumped out of the carriage, opened the curtain for Liu Zian, and said, "Come down."

"What?" Liu Zian asked with a trembling voice.

"Come and see here." The coachman said.

"Look?" See what?

At this time, the coachman pointed to the opposite side and said, "From here, you can see the whole view of Chongwen."

Liu Zian jumped out of the car.

Indeed, looking at Chongwen from this angle, what comes into view is a scene of prosperity, which looks very interesting.However, Liu Zian was really too nervous just now, his legs were still shaking, and he couldn't relax and appreciate Chongwen in front of him.

"Then how do we get there?" Liu Zian asked.

The next step is the waterway, and it is absolutely impossible for a horse-drawn carriage to pass.

The coachman didn't answer him, but shook the whip in his hand, and shouted: "Fourth brother, we're here—!"

"receive--!"

The reed flowers were not yet white, and suddenly a light boat swayed out of the bare reeds.

A fisherman in coir raincoat and hat, with a little pole in his hand, the light boat swung straight.

His hat was pressed down so low that Liu Zian couldn't see his face.

"Come on board." That was all the fisherman said.

Then Liu Zian really got on the fishing boat.

A person who was timid just now, why is he so courageous now?

The fisherman tapped his pole again, and the boat swung away.

The coachman driving the coach was also going somewhere, still yelling loudly.

"Fat sheep brought it, when will the old wine be brought?"

The fisherman also replied loudly: "Four jars of old wine will be delivered tomorrow, and one jar is quite a lot."

The carriage was speeding, and it was gone in a blink of an eye, and the light boat had already swung into the middle of the river.

Just as Liu Zian sat firmly, the fisherman put down his pole and came over.

The light boat circled the river.

The fisherman looked at Liu Zian, sneered slightly, and suddenly asked, "Can you swim?"

"know a little."

"Yes, yes, no, no. What's the matter if you know a little?"

"It means that I can't sink in the water, but if someone pulls my leg, I don't want to sink."

"Unexpectedly, you are an honest man."

"I was."

"But sometimes honest people shouldn't tell the truth!"

"why?"

"To tell the truth, it will cost you money."

"How can a good person lose money?"

"Don't pretend to be confused. Let me ask you, do you want money? Or life?"

"All."

"Both? Are you not afraid that I will get you into the water and pull your legs again?"

"I'm afraid."

"Then you'd better hand over the bank notes obediently. I know you brought all your private money with you when you left home today."

Liu Zian sighed, and said with a wry smile, "So you've been planning on me for a long time."

"Can you take it out?"

"Don't take it."

"You want to die?"

"Do not want to."

The fisherman seemed a little strange, and couldn't help asking: "Then what do you want?"

Liu Zian said leisurely: "I just want you to send me to Chongwen and treat me to a good meal. Otherwise, I will pour all your four jars of old wine into the river."

The fisherman was stunned.

This is what a robber meets a robber.

"Is there something wrong with you?" the fisherman couldn't help asking.

"There's nothing wrong with it."

"Then why do you think I not only don't want your money, but also treat you to dinner?"

Liu Zian smiled and said, "Why do you think I'm an idiot?"

"Who says you're an idiot?"

"If I wasn't an idiot, why would I just board your boat so casually?"

The fisherman was startled again, and said, "Could it be that you recognized me a long time ago?"

"of course."

"who am I?"

"You are the unlucky gambler who lost all the invincible players in the world."

"Hey, I'm your fourth brother after all, how about saving some face!" the fisherman muttered, "How did you recognize me?"

As he spoke, he took off the hat that was pressed down very low.Only then did Liu Zian see that his face had completely changed, becoming gloomy.

"Your face doesn't look very good, it's better to wear a hat."

"But my appearance is much more valuable than the original one."

"Oh?"

"Can't you see that I'm wearing a mask?" Brother Liu smiled, and continued, "This is probably the most expensive mask in the world, what do you think?"

"Very good." Liu Zian replied.

This mask was indeed very delicate, if he didn't say it himself, it would be difficult for others to see it even under sunlight.

"But you recognized me before you boarded the boat."

"I don't need to see your people."

"Can you hear my voice?" After a pause, Fourth Brother Liu said again, "Could it be that Big Brother revealed his secrets?"

"That's right." Liu Zian said with a smile, "Have you ever seen that green forest man pointing out the scenery for others to see?"

Brother Liu shook his head with a wry smile.

"Come on, since you found out, I won't pretend anymore, let's find a place to eat."

"What to eat?"

"You'll know where you are."

The alley that Brother Liu took Liu Zian to was very deep and long.

According to the yamen's statistics, a total of 140 families lived in this alley.

These 140 families have one thing in common, that is, they all love chili.

Some people say that poor people like to eat chili because they can't afford other dishes, so they can only eat with chili. The people in this alley like to eat chili because they are very poor.

It is also said that people in Sichuan and Chongqing like to eat chili, because the humidity and miasma in that area are too heavy.People in this alley like to eat chili, because they all migrated from that area.

In short, there are different opinions about why people in this alley like to eat chili, and no one knows the answer.

But everyone knows that this place is called Chili Lane.

When Liu Zian and the others arrived at Chili Lane, it was dinner time, and the Chili Lane was filled with the aroma of chili peppers, and every household's cooking pots were frying chili peppers.

In the eyes of these people, if there is no pepper when eating, it is as incredible as walking on the road without pants.

However, if you never come to eat chili, it is best not to go into this alley, otherwise your tears will be spit out immediately.

Liu Zian was secretly wiping away tears right now.

He couldn't guess where fourth brother Liu was going to take him to eat, because he didn't believe there would be a restaurant in this alley at all.

"Here we are." Brother Liu suddenly stopped and said.

Liu Zian raised his eyes and saw that it was a very small restaurant with a dozen bunches of bright red peppers hanging on the door as a signboard.

Liu Zian couldn't imagine that anyone would eat in such a restaurant.

"Spicy is also a kind of delicacy sometimes. The spicy chicken diced here is very famous and it's a must."

Liu Zian was noncommittal about this.Although he has no objection to eating spicy food, he really doesn't have any particular preference for spicy food.

"Anyway, you pay for it, so naturally you can eat whatever you say."

When the food came, Liu Zian was already dripping with tears and sweating profusely after eating a few mouthfuls.

He really couldn't figure out why these people had to make themselves so hot to enjoy themselves, and he couldn't even figure out why Fourth Brother Liu had to bring him to this kind of place.

But he didn't ask, because he was too hot to speak.

Look at Brother Liu again, he is really not afraid of spicy food.Not only is every dish specially "emphasized red", but also eating raw chili and drinking burnt knives, there is not even a drop of sweat on the face.

Liu Zian suddenly didn't want to eat.

When going out with Mr. Baohe on weekdays, although the other party would order some strange things to eat, he would always take his own appetite into consideration and order a dish that he could eat.

"Why don't you eat?" Brother Liu asked.

"Spicy." Liu Zian replied angrily.

"Spicy is delicious."

"But I don't like spicy food!"

Fourth brother Liu saw that Liu Zian was a little unhappy, and was afraid that he would go back with emotions and let his parents and brothers see it, so he said, "Well, wait for me for a while, and I will take you to buy some snacks later."

Liu Zian reluctantly nodded.

In this way, the two went back after buying the snacks, and it happened to be evening when they got home.

However, when he got to the door of the house, Liu Zian suddenly realized that he forgot to buy a gift for Mr. Baohe!

"What's the matter?" Brother Liu asked seeing Liu Zian suddenly stop in his tracks.

"It's nothing." Liu Zian shook his head, "You go back first, I'll go to Mr.

"But it's time for dinner."

"You guys eat, I'll go to Mr.'s to eat."

After finishing speaking, he waved his hand at Fourth Brother Liu without giving him a chance to speak, then turned around and ran towards Mr. Baohe's residence.

However, when he got to the door of Mr.'s house, he hesitated again.

Just ran over like this, what if the husband is not at home?

Just when he hesitated, the door opened.

"Come in." Mr. Baohe said, for some reason, he was slightly out of breath.

"Sir, did you go out today?" Liu Zian asked.

"No." Mr. Baohe replied quickly, and after a while, he said again, "I still get lost every day."

"Can you get lost while staying at home?"

Mr. Baohe gave a "hmm".

Liu Zian raised his eyebrows, but said nothing.Suddenly, he frowned and sniffed carefully.

"Sir, did you fry the peppers? Why is there such a strong smell of peppers in the room?"

"Maybe it was accidentally stained on the road." Mr. Baohe replied, "When did you see me cooking at home?"

Liu Zian thought about it, so he stopped talking.

"Let's go, let's eat. I don't think you have eaten well at noon." Mr. Baohe patted Liu Zian on the shoulder and said.

"Okay." Liu Zian replied.

But after walking a few steps outside, he suddenly noticed something was wrong.

How does the husband know that I didn't eat well at noon?And that chili flavor...

Could it be that he has been following me today?

Thinking of this, Liu Zian shook his head.

Although Chongwen is not far from here, it is by no means close, and the eldest brother drove the carriage so fast back then, how could Mr. Baohe keep up?

However, thinking of Mr. Baohe's lost his way, Liu Zian murmured again.

"Sir." He called suddenly.

"what?"

"That bag of snacks is a gift I brought you."

Mr. Baohe paused, then smiled lightly and said, "Thank you."

Seriously, why doesn't he know the origin of that bag of snacks?However, since Liu Zian is willing to borrow flowers to offer Buddha, then let him do as he pleases.

Having said that, it would be better to take Liu Zi'an with you next time you go out, because letting him go out alone is too worrying.Fortunately, it was the brothers of the Liu family that they met on the road. If it was someone else, something might happen!

"Sir, you look very tired." Liu Zian said while eating.

"Can you not be tired?" Mr. Baohe complained secretly in his heart, "Although the general direction on the surface is not wrong, but inexplicably arrived at some strange places halfway. After all, he got lost more than ten times today!"

However, he did not tell Liu Zian about all this.

"Yeah, I'm very tired today." Mr. Baohe responded, "So you should go home quickly after dinner. If you are late, your fourth brother will be scolded again."

"He deserves it, who told him to scare me." Liu Zian snorted.

After a while, he said again: "Sir, you are so kind to me. If you are a girl, I will definitely marry you."

"If I were a girl, I would definitely not marry someone like you." Mr. Baohe slapped mercilessly.

"Why?" Liu Zian said aggrievedly.

You obviously followed me all the way today!

"Too worrying."

"Then if I'm obedient and don't make you worry about it?"

Mr. Baohe glanced at Liu Zian's expectant eyes, and said with a smile, "This can be considered."

"It's just something to consider..." Liu Zian muttered, "Shouldn't you just agree right now!"

"That's not okay. Marriage is a big deal, you have to think twice before acting." After a pause, Mr. Baohe said again, "Besides, if you get married, it's always inconvenient to go out."

"I can be with you!" Liu Zian retorted.

I don't know why, it was obviously a joke, but he unexpectedly took it seriously, and asked Mr. Baohe to agree.

"It's troublesome to bring you along." Mr. Baohe said disgustedly.

"Then if I become capable, hardworking, and obedient, will you agree?" Liu Zian stared at Mr. Baohe with piercing eyes.

When Mr. Baohe saw Liu Zian's expression, he knew that the kid was serious, so he couldn't help but find it very funny.

"If you really want to do it, what kind of girl can't you find?" He said.

"how about you?"

"Of course I agree." Mr. Baohe said with a smile.

After getting a satisfactory answer, Liu Zian finally showed a happy smile.

Although I knew it was just a joke, I still felt sweet in my heart.

"Okay, don't be silly." Mr. Baohe knocked on the table and said, "Hurry up and eat, do you want to be obedient?"

Liu Zian quickly picked up the chopsticks to pick up vegetables in his own bowl, and continued to enjoy himself while eating.It was as if what they had just talked about had become reality.

The author has something to say:

This story happened when Liu Zian was a child, it can be regarded as a candy for killing memories (*￣▽￣*)

That's the best story I can think of about sugar or something...