Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

This room Liu Zian obeyed the order and sent Hua Qing back, and was about to leave when Hua Qing suddenly grabbed him.

"Hey, do you want to go to the bridal chamber tonight?" She said mysteriously.

Liu Zian's heart moved when he heard this.

He has always liked to be lively, and "causing trouble in the bridal chamber" sounds like fun.

"What's the trouble?" Liu Zian asked.

"Have you never made trouble before?" Hua Qing was a little surprised.In her hometown, it was always the children who made the most trouble in the bridal chamber.Since Liu Zian is the youngest in their family, it stands to reason that he should have had trouble in the bridal chamber.

"No." Liu Zian shook his head, "Can you tell me?"

Huaqing covered her mouth with a smile, and said, "I said how it went so smoothly when I got married. It turned out that you didn't have this custom. Making a bridal chamber is also called 'noisy happiness', as the saying goes, 'the more troubles the more joyful', So on the day of the bridal chamber, everyone can make a fuss."

"Will they be angry?" Liu Zian frowned.

"The bride and groom can't be angry on the big day. Besides, I didn't ask you to make them angry!" Hua Qing said, "Do you want to play or not?"

"Play!" Although he knew that he might be scolded, Liu Zian couldn't help but want to try it.

"You don't have the custom of making trouble in the bridal chamber, and it's not too fun. You have to think of a new way to make trouble between the bride and groom."

"Why don't you call Aning?" Liu Zian suggested, "She always likes to join in the fun."

"It's not impossible to call her, but she won't slip up and tell brother our plan, right?" Hua Qing hesitated for a moment and said.

"Forget it then." Liu Zian waved his hands again and again, "If you let Mr. know, you might be able to blame me!"

"Big brother must be scolding you because you should say it!" Hua Qing glared at him and said.

Liu Zian secretly scolded himself for making a slip of the tongue, why did he forget that he couldn't speak ill of Mr. Baohe in front of Hua Qing and Shi Yu?

"Yes, yes, I should say it." Liu Zian admittedly said.

Huaqing nodded in satisfaction.Suddenly her eyes rolled, as if thinking of something, she said: "Why don't you do this. Tonight, after the bride and groom are asleep, steal their clothes and make them unable to get up tomorrow."

Liu Zian applauded.

"I'll send the clothes back to them later, as long as I don't miss you and ask for your safety," he said.

Hearing their lively chat, Big Brother Liu came over with Shi Yu in his arms and asked with a smile, "So happy, what are you laughing at?"

Hua Qing hurriedly pushed him away and said, "It's none of your business here."

They were afraid that Big Brother Liu would be honest and kind, so they secretly reported to Wang Rui and the others, and they didn't allow him to listen.

"Mother, Shi Yu wants to hear it too."

Shi Yu and Hua Qing used to be one body and two souls, how could she not know what kind of plans she was planning?So she shook Huaqing's sleeves, acting coquettishly to participate in their plan.

"This..." Hua Qing hesitated.It's not that she doesn't trust Shiyu, it's just that Shiyu gets too close to Mr. Baohe on weekdays.Basically, as soon as Mr. Baohe came forward, before even asking any questions, this little guy babbled everything he knew.

"I promise not to tell uncle this time!" Shi Yu raised three fingers and swore.

"Okay, you can take her with you." Brother Liu spoiled his daughter, and seeing Huaqing's hesitant expression, he chimed in, "If she has been wronged by you, she should go to Mr. Baohe's place later. Filed a complaint."

"Okay." Hua Qing pinched Shi Yu's little nose, and said, "It's a deal, this time we must not leak the news."

"Definitely not!" Shi Yu assured her, patting her small chest.

It was getting dark.In a short while, the hall of Liu's house was lit with brightly painted flower candles.

Wang Rui was wearing a red wedding dress, standing on the left.

The maid helped Fang Xue out of the room.

Mr. Baohe laughed and sang praises loudly. The couple first worshiped the heaven and the earth, then the high hall, and then the husband and wife exchanged obeisance.

All the people present clapped their hands and applauded.

After the ceremony, the new couple knelt down and thanked their benefactor, Mr. Baohe.Mr. Baohe didn't accept the big gift, but knelt down to return the gift.Everyone laughed.There was joy in the hall.

"A Ning, why do you look depressed?" Liu Zian couldn't help asking, seeing A Ning beside him with a preoccupied look, "Missing Dr. Cao?"

Aning shook his head, and was about to say something, when suddenly his expression froze, he raised his hand, and threw a feather dart into the court.Then, he jumped out.

Liu Zian was afraid that something might happen, so he hurried to follow.

However, when they arrived in the court, the two found that Aning's feather dart did not hit anyone, and it was nailed straight to the tree.

"Maybe I misunderstood it." Liu Zian said with a dry smile.

Aning stared at the feather dart for a long while in silence, then unplugged it silently, then turned and went back to the house.From the beginning to the end, he didn't say a word to Liu Zian.

Liu Zian rubbed his nose and thought, "I'm putting my hot face on my cold ass." But he was in a good mood today, and he didn't care about Ah Ning, so he silently followed after a few insults.

Back in the house, a group of people were already chatting enthusiastically, and some even punched each other.

After eating a few dishes, the newlyweds came out to toast.Hua Qing gently said to Shi Yu: "Go and tell Liu Zian to ask him to drink more wine for the groom. Remember, don't let him get himself drunk."

Shi Yu nodded and took the order to go.

"Uncle, my mother told you to drink more wine for the groom. Also, don't get drunk yourself." Shi Yu found Liu Zian and told him.

"Xiao Shiyu, what are you whispering to uncle? Why don't you tell dad?" Big brother Liu saw his daughter running over and didn't even look at him, a little jealous.

"Uncle asked me to tell my uncle not to get drunk!" Shi Yu said, lying in Brother Liu's arms acting coquettishly and cutely, making everyone laugh, saying that Brother Liu gave birth to a good girl.

On the other side, Mr. Baohe saw Liu Zian being sneaky, and knew that he had bad intentions. Seeing him persuading the groom to drink, he not only didn't stop him, but added fuel to the flames. After a while, Wang Rui staggered , fell on the table.

Fang Xue cherished her husband and even said, "He's drunk, he's drunk!"

Seeing this, Big Brother Liu exchanged glances with Second Brother Liu, and helped Wang Rui to the inner room to sober up.

Hua Qing originally wanted to play tricks on Fang Xue, but after talking with her for a few words, she couldn't bear it when she saw that she had no intentions, but after thinking about it, the bridal chamber was just for auspiciousness, no matter how mischievous it was, it didn't matter, so she smiled and said: "Sister A Xue , I want to tell you one thing. Originally, this matter can’t be said, but our sisters are so close, even if I do something too much, you can’t blame me, can you?”

"Yes." Fang Xue replied meekly, quietly waiting for Hua Qing's next words.

"Then I'll tell you." Hua Qing paused, and said, "Did your mother teach you to take off your clothes first?"

"No." Fang Xue said with a blushing face, "My mother passed away due to illness a few years ago. I was still young at that time, and my mother never told me about this."

Hua Qing heard the words, with a serious expression on her face, said: "Then she probably hasn't had time to tell you. Sister Xue, it's like this. After a man and a woman get married, either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overwhelms the east wind. One has to be more useless, and is bullied by the other."

Although Fang Xue looks docile on the surface, she is actually a fierce woman. Hearing what Hua Qing said, she thought about it and said, "I won't bully him, but it's not so easy for him to bully me."

"That's the reason. But men are always violent and domineering. Sometimes they don't know what to do. You really can't do anything with them." Hua Qing said.

This sentence was right in Fang Xue's heart. Although she had a deep affection for her husband, she hadn't seen her husband for many years, and she wasn't sure if he had changed his mind.

"What else can I do, but marry a chicken and follow a chicken and marry a dog as a dog. The big deal is to risk your life." Fang Xue said softly.

Hua Qing said with a smile: "You are here again. Husband and wife should always be harmonious and beautiful, living and dying at every turn, what does it look like? Besides, do you have the heart to let Uncle Fang send a white-haired man to a black-haired one? "

Fang Xue burst into a smile, speechless.

Hua Qing continued: "Brother Liu's kung fu is much better than mine. If it comes to fighting, I can't beat him with ten. But we never quarrel, and he always listens to me."

"Yes, good sister..." Fang Xue suddenly stopped talking at this point.

Hua Qing smiled and said, "You want to ask me what kind of method it is, right?"

Fang Xue blushed and nodded.

Hua Qing said sternly: "Originally this cannot be said, since you must ask, I will tell you, you must not tell others, you can't blame me tomorrow."

Fang Xue answered.

"When you are in the same room later, you take off your clothes first, and when your husband also takes off his clothes, you turn off the lights first, and put both of your clothes on the low table by the window." Hua Qing whispered, "You put Put his clothes underneath and your clothes on top of his clothes, then for the rest of his life, he will listen to you and dare not bully you."

Fang Xue was dubious and asked, "Really?"

"Why not?" Hua Qing said, "Girls in our place get married like this. If you don't believe me, you can ask my brother."

Naturally, Fang Xue would not go to Mr. Baohe to ask this kind of question, but when she heard Hua Qing mention his name, she felt relieved and nodded.

"When putting away the clothes, don't make him suspicious. If you let him know, he will get up quietly in the middle of the night and change the clothes, then you will be in trouble!"

Fang Xue was shy when she heard these words, but she agreed to do it when she thought of the fate of her life, and made up her mind: "As long as he doesn't bully me, I will be fine. will fail him."

In order to convince her, Huaqing taught her many principles of being a daughter-in-law, which were all from the bottom of her heart.

Fang Xue listened with a blushing face, and was very grateful for her guidance.

Just as he was talking vigorously, suddenly a figure outside the door flickered, followed by Wang Rui shouting.

Fang Xue stood up first and rushed to the door, only to see Wang Rui in a bright red wedding dress, holding a single knife in his hand, looking around cautiously.

Fang Xue hurriedly asked: "What, there are thieves?"

"I saw someone spying on the wall. When I chased him out, the thief had already disappeared."

"This house is facing the street, maybe the children around here are very lively when they hear the blowing and playing here, so come and have a look." Father Liu said with a smile, "Today is a happy day, the boss called a lot of good players from the escort agency to help, and he will definitely not call a bad guy. Steal the bride's dowry."

Everyone laughed and went into the house.

Brother Liu pointed at Wang Rui and said with a smile: "Okay, you pretend to be drunk! I'll go out to catch the thief first, and I'll see if I punish you or not!"

As he spoke, he took the weapon in his hand.

Wang Rui returned to the house with a smile. He heard the sound of people running around the roof and the house. He thought it was the master Liu sent by Brother Liu to search for the enemy, so he felt relieved.

"The groom pretends to be drunk and deceives others, how can he be punished?" Everyone booed.

Wang Rui had nothing to say, so he had three drinks with everyone.

In the midst of the quarrel, a member of the party came in. Seeing that the new son-in-law was so drunk that he couldn't stand his feet and couldn't speak clearly, he hurried over to smooth things over.

Everyone saw that the groom was really drunk, so they didn't make things difficult for him anymore, and sent him to the bridal chamber after a few jokes.

Seeing that everyone had dispersed and only her husband and herself were left in the room, Fang Xue couldn't help but feel her heart skip a beat.Taking a peek at Wang Rui, he saw him lying on the bed with his clothes crooked, already snoring, so he got up lightly, and locked the door.

"Rui Lang, I finally found you." Fang Xue looked at Wang Rui's red face under the candlelight, and said softly, her eyes filled with sweetness.

She took off her coat, folded it and put it aside.Then, take off Wang Rui's shoes and gown.

Just as she was about to untie his coat, Fang Xue suddenly became shy, thinking: "With the coat, that's enough. I don't want to really crush him to death."

So, according to Hua Qing's instruction, he put his coat on the table by the window, put his own clothes on it, went back to the bed, shook off the quilt and covered Wang Rui, and held the edge of the bed by himself. , wrapped the other quilt tightly around her body, not daring to move.

After a long time, Wang Rui turned over, Fang Xue was startled, and tried her best to shrink to the edge of the bed.

At this moment, the light on the red candle suddenly exploded.Fang Xue was afraid that her husband would wake up and see the arrangement of the clothes, so she thought about blowing out the candles, but after taking off her clothes and sleeping next to the man, she felt an indescribable fear in her heart, so she dared not get up no matter what.

As if God had heard her heart, just when she was hesitating, a gust of wind suddenly came in and blew out the candle.

"Is the wind so strong tonight?" Fang Xue muttered.

Wang Rui fell into a deep sleep. He used to have a moderate capacity for alcohol, but this time he was forced to drink until [-] minutes, and fell asleep until he fell unconscious.

As soon as he moved a little, Fang Xue was startled, hugging the quilt and not daring to move.

I don't know how long it took, and suddenly I heard rats squeaking outside the window, and after a while, a cat meowed.

With a "bang", the window opened, and a cat jumped in, circling around the room, unable to get out, jumped onto the bed, and fell asleep at Fang Xue's feet.

With the addition of a cat to accompany, Fang Xue felt relieved and closed her eyes in a daze, but she still dared not fall asleep.

At the middle of the night, there was a sound from the window pane, and Fang Xue was suddenly awakened, so she listened attentively.I could only hear someone breathing lightly outside the window, I guess someone came to spy on the affair of the new house, and was about to ask questions, but suddenly remembered that this matter was silent, so I hurriedly closed my opened mouth.

Suddenly, Aning shouted and asked: "Who is it!" Then there was a sound of fighting.

After a while, I heard an unfamiliar voice yelling "Ouch", obviously I suffered a disadvantage in the fight.

Fang Xue got up and got out of bed, and when she reached out to touch the clothes on the table, she was taken aback suddenly, complaining in her heart.

Their clothes were missing.

At this time, she didn't care about being shy, she pulled Wang Rui up, and shouted: "Wake up, hurry... go out and catch the thief. The thief stole our clothes... clothes!"

Surprised, Wang Rui woke up immediately, only felt a gentle hand holding him, and smelled the fragrance in the dark, and then remembered that this was his bridal night.

His heart fluttered, but the enemy was in front of him, he immediately calmed down, pulled his wife behind him, stood in front of him, and dragged a chair beside him, ready to meet the enemy.

"Axue, I drank too much and only cared about my sleep. It's ridiculous..." Wang Rui smiled wryly, "Don't be afraid, I won't let bad guys hurt you at all!"

"Swiss..." Fang Xue gently wrapped his arms around his waist from behind, resting her head on his shoulder.

It wasn't until this moment that she regained the feeling she had back then.

Her Swiss franc is still the same Swiss franc as before, and it has never changed!

Suddenly, there was a burst of fire outside the window, and it seemed that everyone had lit torches to check.

"This thief is so fast!" After a while, only Liu Zian scolded.

"Go to sleep, I'll go out and have a look." Wang Rui put down the chair in his hand, turned around and hugged Fang Xue, and said softly.

"I'll go too." Fang Xue said.No matter what kind of danger lies ahead, she will face it together with Swiss Franc.

Why doesn't Wang Rui know what Fang Xue is thinking?He took a deep look at Fang Xue, smiled, and said, "Okay, put on your clothes first."

Fang Xue opened the box and took out two sets of clothes to put on.

Wang Rui pulled the latch and went out, only to see his coat and Fang Xue's clothes neatly folded at the door, he couldn't help being taken aback.

"This thief is really weird. It's fine to steal the clothes, but he sent them back to us." Fang Xue whispered.

Wang Rui couldn't figure it out for a while, so he asked, "Where did our clothes be placed?"

Fang Xue said vaguely: "I can't remember, it seems to be by the bed."

At this time, Liu Zian and the fourth brother of the Liu family ran towards him holding torches, and the fourth brother of the Liu family smiled and said, "This thief is really hateful, he disturbed the wedding ceremony in the bridal chamber."

Liu Zian pretended to be surprised when he saw the clothes, and said, "Oh, why are there so many clothes here?!"

The fourth brother of the Liu family laughed out loud.

Seeing the expressions of these two people, Wang Rui knew that they were playing tricks, so he kept his composure and said with a smile: "I drink too much, and I don't even know that my clothes were stolen."

"I'm afraid everyone will get drunk if they don't get drunk!" The fourth brother of the Liu family joked.

Wang Rui smiled slightly and said nothing more.

It turned out that in order to make trouble in the bridal chamber, Liu Zian secretly returned after everyone had left, and stood guard at the door until midnight.Guessing that the two people in the house were already fast asleep, he gently opened the window of the new house.Fearing that there would be noise when the window was opened, he kept imitating the sound of a mouse.

It just so happened that Fourth Brother Liu passed by and gave him an idea to throw a cat inside and steal the clothes while the window was opening and closing.

Liu Zian did as he did, but no one noticed.

The two brothers stole the clothes and went back to their rooms separately to sleep, waiting to see the newlyweds make a fool of themselves the next morning.Unexpectedly, not long after falling asleep, I heard Aning yelling, saying that he had found the enemy.

Liu Zi'an thought that the clothes had been stolen, so he just took this opportunity to return them, so as not to embarrass Ah Xue in the morning.

He rushed to the window of the new house, heard voices in the room, and knew that the two had woken up, so he put the clothes at the door.

"Did the thief catch it?" Fang Xue asked, "Did you lose anything?"

"There is nothing missing at present." Liu Zian said, "Mr. Baohe and Aning went after the thief. With the strength of the two of them, they should be back soon."