Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

After walking for a long time, I saw that the place illuminated by the moonlight was barren land, which was very desolate.Fortunately, in the dark night, there are sporadic and faint fire lights, like stars growing out of the ground.

Seeing the flames, Liu Zian knew that there must be someone nearby, so he walked towards the place where the sparks concentrated.

Sure enough, after walking for a while, I saw many people kneeling in a circle, worshiping someone.

The worshiped person sat on a platform of a mound of earth, surrounded by small burning sticks, which illuminated the person's face brightly, as if it could glow.Liu Zian, Liu Zian doesn't know who this is, nor why the public worships him.

"When I saw Nuwa and Fuxi before, no one saluted them like this. What is the origin of this guy that attracted so many people to worship him?" Liu Zian murmured in his heart, and he didn't dare to approach him for a while.

At this time, the person sitting on the earthen platform had already seen Liu Zian, so he called him over.

Liu Zian walked to the front, standing proudly, the crowd was very angry, and reprimanded Liu Zian for not worshiping.

"Why should I worship him?" Liu Zian asked back, "Heaven, earth, monarch, relative, teacher, which one does he occupy?"

"My lord is a sage and virtuous king, how can I not worship him?" the crowd shouted loudly.

Liu Zian pouted, disapproving.

"I didn't worship Nuwa and Fuxi, I didn't worship the Mother of the Sun and the Moon, and I didn't worship the Ancient Candle Dragon. You asked me to worship him? Is he bigger than these people?"

"This guy is so bold! But he won't lose his life?!" After hearing his words, the group of people were so angry that their teeth itch, but they couldn't find a reason.

"Then what are you praying for?" one of them asked.

"I just said it, heaven, earth, ruler, relative, teacher."

"Then tell me, why do you worship the sky?"

"The weather is good and the people are healthy. Why don't I worship?"

"Why worship?"

"Landing five grains makes the people rich. Why don't I worship?"

"What do the people care about you?"

"I'm a common man, so it's none of my business." Liu Zian replied logically.

The man laughed angrily at his attitude.

"Okay, okay, then tell me, why do you worship the king?"

"The politics are clear and the people live in peace. Why don't I worship?"

"My lord is also a wise monarch."

"But I'm not in his charge."

"Then why pay respects?"

"The grace of nurturing is unforgettable. Why don't you worship?"

The person on the stage nodded and said, "He is a filial son."

"Then why apprenticeship?"

"Preaching and teaching, answering questions and solving doubts. Why don't you worship?"

Everyone laughed loudly: "My lord can do the same, you should worship!"

Liu Zian refused: "What do you know, my master is amazing! All the great gods in ancient times call him brothers and sisters, like Gong Gong and Xing Tian are all his juniors!"

The people didn't believe it, and insisted that he bow down.After being entangled for a long time, Liu Zian was furious and wanted to piss her off.

Fortunately, the sage opened his golden mouth and said: "He is a man from outside, and his courtesy is exempted!"

Everyone just gave up.

Liu Zian was so angry for no reason, and he was naturally unwilling, so he stepped forward and asked the man, "Who are you? Where is this?"

The man smiled, not to blame him for being rude, and said: "Someone is the Suiren clan, this is the Suiming Kingdom."

"Sui Ming?" Liu Zian felt as if he had heard the name somewhere before, "The one who made fire by drilling wood?"

"That's a misrepresentation by the world." Suiren said with a smile, "When I was a young man, I was so fond of traveling. I once went to the edge of the world, a place of absolute limits. There was a big tree growing there, blocking all the light of the sun and the moon."

"Block the light of the sun and the moon? How big is that tree!" Liu Zian shook his head in disbelief.

"Is my lord the one who talks nonsense?! Don't be rude!" The crowd were not happy to hear Liu Zian slander their sage monarch, and they scolded him severely.

"Those who don't know are innocent." Suiren motioned them to calm down, and said, "This tree is called Suimu, and it covers an area of ​​tens of thousands of hectares. When I first came here, I entered this big tree and walked through the branches and leaves. At first, I only felt it. It was dark, and the forest was very humid, unexpectedly, after walking not far, I saw light shining among the leaves frequently, like gems. The deeper you went, the more intense the light, and soon, it was completely like the sun and the moon, shining abnormally!"

"Could it be that there is a little sun and a little moon hidden among the leaves?" Liu Zian laughed.

"You are so bold, my lord speaks, how can you intervene?!"

Liu Zian's smile faded away, and he secretly rolled his eyes.

Suiren shook his head helplessly, and continued: "It's not that the sun or the moon is hidden. When I went deep, I knew that the light here came from the bird on the tree. The bird has long claws, a black spine, a white belly, and a short beak. Hard, with a body like a chicken, they like to peck tree trunks. Whenever they peck tree trunks, there will be extraordinary bright sparks. At that time, people in the world did not know how to make fire, but sucked blood like feathers, and often died early. Some pity them , I imitated the bird, and used a wooden stick to rotate on the wooden board, and soon there were sparks. Everyone kept the sparks together, and from then on, there will be fire at any time in the world, and there is no need to wait for the thunder!"

After finishing speaking, there was another sound of kneeling and worshiping all around.

"It turns out that you learned this method from a bird!" Liu Zian said in surprise, "If you didn't tell me, I wouldn't know it! Thinking that people are omnipotent, I figured out this method of making fire myself."

Suiren shook his head and sighed: "Speaking of which, it's not only that the method of making fire is learned from animals, but even the inscrutable gossip is deduced from the back of a turtle, isn't it?"

"That's true." Liu Zian nodded and said, "In this way, people are very forgetful. Obviously all their abilities are learned from that bird and beast, but now they want to kill them all, making thousands of birds The smoke is gone, and the beasts in all realms are gone!"

That Suirenshi didn't say anything, but the crowd below got angry.

"My lord, this guy actually cancels us, don't let him go!" said one person.

"Exactly! Your Majesty, although this guy looks like a human being, he doesn't have the slightest upbringing in his behavior and is used to ridiculing. It's really hateful! We are human husbands who stand up to heaven and earth, how can we be mocked by this guy?! It's really embarrassing!" Another person said.

When Liu Zian saw this person, he couldn't help laughing out loud.It turns out that this guy is really a half-orc with a dog-headed body!

"You bastard is shallow, and you haven't even fully cultivated your human body." Liu Zian mocked, "No matter how bad I am, at least I still look like a human being."

Everyone was furious when they heard this.It's no wonder that these people were either wearing feathers or horns, none of them looked human, and Liu Zian scolded them all in one sentence.

At that time, without waiting for their sage's order, those people rushed towards Liu Zian, wanting to fight him desperately.

However, Liu Zian was neither a human nor a ghost at this time. Although those people had exhausted their strength, they couldn't hurt him at all.Seeing this situation, everyone was shocked, panting, and cursed Liu Zian.

Liu Zian laughed angrily at that time, looked at Suirenshi and said loudly: "I thought you were a sage monarch who cared about the common people, but I didn't expect that you were surrounded by villains who looked like Qin Muchu, turned white and turned black, and turned right and wrong. You are not a good person when you think about it! I wanted to do justice for the heavens and teach you a good lesson, but I was afraid that the world would say that I killed their benefactors who made fire. Forget it, Leave your life alone, fool around with these fellows!"

To be honest, Liu Zian's calf was shaking non-stop at this time, but he knew that if he didn't make a big show at this time, he might not be able to get away easily, so he boldly shouted those words.

Several people saw Liu Zian glaring at their own sage, thinking that he was harboring evil intentions, so they hurriedly jumped onto the stage to block Suirenshi, intending to save their lives.

Unexpectedly, when the others saw it, they immediately shouted.

"These guys are so courageous! They dare to trample on the position of the Holy Monarch, don't they want to die?!"

The Savior felt aggrieved, and immediately refuted vigorously. When the two sides quarreled, Liu Zian was left aside in the cold.

At this time, almost everyone jumped onto the stage, Suirenshi was overwhelmed by the crowd, and Liu Zian couldn't see his figure several times on tiptoe.

"This is also a holy king!" Liu Zian shook his head and sighed, feeling that Suirenshi was very pitiful.

After leaving Suirenshi, Liu Zian walked for a long time.The road was very empty, and there was no one in sight.

"Could it be that he's gone to no man's land?" Liu Zian said with confidence.

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly saw a guy with a bull-headed body in front of him, and his wide mouth seemed to be chewing something, and a blue liquid flowed out of his mouth.The cow's head is surprisingly ugly, like old tree bark beaten by frost, wrinkled, with a bitter face.

Liu Zian suspected that he was a goblin acquired as an adult, but he couldn't believe it, so he could only shout loudly.

The guy opened his eyes and saw Liu Zian, and was also startled.

"What are you? Why do you suddenly appear to be scary!"

"I'm nothing! Bah! I'm human." Liu Zian said, "Who are you?!"

"I'm not a monster, I'm Emperor Yan!" the man said.

It turned out that Emperor Yan actually looked like this? !

Liu Zian looked him up and down, and said with a smile, "Are you really Emperor Yan? I've seen your daughter before!"

"I'm afraid you're deceiving! My little girl didn't listen to my advice, and she just jumped into the fire, and it turned into smoke; my Yaoji girl was enthusiastic and knew about the young boy's death. At that time, I cried until the world went dark. She entrusted me with a dream, saying that she wished to become a piece of cloud and rain in Wushan, and have sex with grown men for fun, and I also fulfilled her wish; my girl is also a child at heart, she often plays at the seaside, and she knows how to drown in a day and die I lost her life! I am old and lonely, and I don’t have a caring daughter to accompany me to talk about the family life. But I am suffering too!” As he said, Emperor Yan actually shed tears.

"So I might have met your two daughters!" Liu Zian said, and then he suddenly remembered something, and took out a purse from his body, "Look, is this the handicraft of your little girl Yao Ji?" ?”

Emperor Yan's eyes lit up when he saw the purse, he stretched out his hand tremblingly to take it, looked over and over again.

"Yes, yes! This is really the handicraft of my Yao Ji child!" Emperor Yan said with tears, "How did you get it?"

"Your daughter gave it to my master, and then my master gave it to me." Liu Zian said.

"Your master is afraid that he will have a good appearance." That Emperor Yan asked.

"Yes." Liu Zian nodded, "Why are you asking this?"

"This purse seems simple, but it is actually a life-saving magic weapon. Let's put it this way, as long as the primordial spirit is not dispersed, you can be reborn again." Emperor Yan said, his tone quite proud.

"Then this is a good baby!"

"Of course. On the contrary, this purse is also extremely complicated to make. My Yaoji girl is willing to spend such thoughts, she must be interested in the other party. And she has always liked that young and handsome man..."

Before Emperor Yan could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Liu Zian.

"Impossible! She looks like an old woman now, how could she have such thoughts?!"

Emperor Yan laughed loudly when he heard the words, and said: "She has become a mountain elf, how can she say that she is old? What's more, that child has always had a lively mind, and it is inevitable to be aroused for a while."

Liu Zian became irritated after hearing this, and changed the subject: "By the way, I also saw your girl who drowned in the East China Sea."

"How is she now?" Emperor Yan asked.

"Haven't you heard? She has become a Jingwei bird now, with high ambitions, holding stones and dead branches in her mouth every day, and she wants to fill up the East China Sea!"

"It turned into a bird?! My poor child!" Saying this, Emperor Yan burst into tears again.

"He has a lot of tears!" Liu Zi'an said, feeling a little sad because of his encouragement.

The Emperor Yan did not forget to ask in tears, "Where did you get the news from?"

"In the East China Sea, she is busy filling the sea with her father-in-law and nephew!"

"My poor daughter is so stupid, she is still doing endless useless work! How can the sea be filled with a few stones?!" Emperor Yan sighed.

After he sighed, he exhaled a breath, which was very foul and smelly, which made Liu Zian feel choked.

"Emperor Yan, what are you chewing on?"

"I chewed herbs. I died from the poison of the heartbroken grass. I am still not reconciled, and I am still looking for an antidote! I hate the flood that year, and I don't know how many herbs were drowned. I think I must be very It’s hard to find herbs anymore.”

"You are Shennong?" Liu Zian asked in surprise.

"Yeah, didn't I tell you before?" Emperor Yan felt a little baffled seeing his fuss.

"I, I didn't know that Emperor Yan and Shennong were the same person!" Liu Zian said.

Although Mr. Baohe may have told him, but such boring things like this always go in his left ear and out of his right ear, and he never takes it to his heart.

"I've met your apprentice!" Liu Zian said.

"Which disciple of mine have you met?"

"It's that Doctor Cao!"

"Cao...doctor?" Emperor Yan thought for a while, he seemed to have confiscated an apprentice surnamed Cao.

"I don't have a disciple surnamed Cao. The one you met was probably an imposter." Emperor Yan said.

"No, no, you passed the Shennong whip to him. And he does have some real skills." Liu Zian repeatedly waved his hands.

"Shen Nong whip... are you talking about Qi?" As soon as Shen Nong whip was mentioned, Emperor Yan basically knew who he was talking about.

"Probably... Anyway, it's the one who has an affair with Ah Ning." Liu Zian whispered.

"Who is Aning?" Emperor Yan felt that he was confused.

"Ah, it's a rebel." Liu Zian said.

Obviously, Ah Ning's brainwashing method was successful, and Liu Zian finally remembered her "name".

"Ah, it's that little guy." Emperor Yan smiled Mimi, as if remembering what happened back then, "How about that little guy? He already has a name, so he must have learned something."

"It's pretty powerful anyway, I can't beat her." Liu Zian shrugged.

"It seems that you are also a Taoist, who did you learn from?" Emperor Yan asked.

"My master..." Liu Zian hesitated for a moment, not knowing which name would be better for Mr. Bao, "It's Pangu."

When Emperor Yan heard it, he couldn't help laughing: "You little baby is really not afraid of talking, how can the Great God Pangu accept disciples casually?!"

"Well, I was his apprentice when he was traveling in the world." Liu Zian said with a blushing face.

"Okay, let me believe that you are his apprentice. Then why did you come here? Could it be that you have lived enough?" Emperor Yan asked with a smile.

"No, I just got separated." Liu Zian said honestly, "I was planning to meet him."

The Emperor Yan shook his head.

"Rendezvous? How can it be so easy?"

"They said that as long as you go where you want, there is no place you can't reach!" Liu Zian retorted.

"who are they?"

"Fuxi, Nuwa and Zhulong all said so!"

"They are ancient gods, so they can do whatever they want. How about you?"

"I..." Liu Zian was suddenly speechless.

"You know, the time here is different from the outside. You think you've been here for a day, but it's probably 100 years outside."

"One, 100 years?!" Liu Zian was stunned.

"It's still a bit of a stretch. In fact, after 1000 years, we can't be sure." Emperor Yan said, "How many days have you been here?"

"I, I don't know. However, it should have been a long time." Liu Zian's tone seemed a little flustered.

"So, even if you go up, you may not be able to find him. If you find him, he may not recognize you. Why bother?"

Liu Zian suddenly thought of Aning.

Thinking back when she saw her husband, she was also full of joy of reunion after a long absence, but what did the husband say?The husband doesn't remember her at all!

Thinking of this, Liu Zian couldn't help crying, feeling that what he had been doing all this time was useless.

Seeing his expression, Emperor Yan knew that he had achieved his goal, and said: "So, instead of doing those useless things, it's better to stay here. I can also teach you a lot of things!"

"No, I still want to go back!" Liu Zian wiped his face and said hoarsely, "Even if he forgets me, I will remind him."

"What a silly boy!" Emperor Yan shook his head and said, "Why are you one or two so disobedient?! You are too, and so are my daughters! Doing nothing!"

"Why is it useless?" Liu Zian laughed loudly when he heard the words, and said, "Did you know that Jingwei, that girl of yours, has already filled the East China Sea to the size of a lake just by relying on those dead branches and stones?" , you can see to the side at a glance. And your Yaoji child, why does she look like an old woman? Because she found her true love and grew old with him. "

"Nonsense! Nonsense!" Emperor Yan shook his head repeatedly.

"You said they were messing around, what about you? You are obviously dead, but you are still obsessed with finding the antidote." Liu Zian said, "Aren't you messing around?!"

"Come on, I can't say no to you. You can do whatever you want!" Emperor Yan said angrily, and turned his head away from him.

Liu Zian sighed, saluted him respectfully, said "Sorry", and then walked away to continue his journey.