Fuyuki Canteen

Disqualification in the world + lone singer

"Is this a crab dish, Dazai?"

Kunikida asked with the corner of his mouth twitching.

Kunikida, who had just been shocked by the deliciousness of the omurice and established trust in the owner (cooking skills), began to doubt his eyes again.

What Dazai ordered was crab meat, right?

The things placed in front of him were quite different from the boiled flower crabs, crab rolls, etc. in his impression - why did they look so similar to cheese baked rice?

... The boss must have made a mistake.

Kunikida stared at the casserole, only one possibility left in his mind.

"No, it's not a mistake, Kunikida-kun." Dazai Osamu took another spoon and put it in his mouth, chewing it with enjoyment, while answering Kunikida's question with a blissful expression, "This is the crab. Meat dishes. And it’s the best hairy crab~~”

"what?"

For Dazai's unclear answer, Kunikida could only make a single questioning sound.

But Dazai seemed to have no intention of explaining, just happily eating the dishes, Kunikida also turned his attention back to the omelette rice in front of him.

It would be a waste to dig into the details of Osamu Dazai's cooking and cause this masterpiece of omurice in front of him to go cold.You know, in Kunikida's life, he rarely encountered such delicious dishes that shocked his soul.As for what Osamu Dazai ate, just ask later.

10 minute later.

Facing the empty dinner plate, Kunikida put down his spoon regretfully.

He has eaten up all the omelette rice with hearty heart.Eggs, mushrooms, rice, tomato sauce... not even diced onions left, perfect for a literal disc.

Osamu Dazai seems to have come to an end.

"What kind of food is this?"

Kunikida asked.

"Ah, this." Satisfied, Osamu Dazai poked something that looked like a minced fried egg, squinted his eyes and revealed the answer, "Baked crab meat with maitake."

"Maitake...!" Kunikida was stunned for a moment.

"Well, it's the high-level fungus Kunikida-kun was thinking of called 'Grifola frondosa' in the country on the other side of the ocean."

Osamu Dazai held up a piece of broken maitake with a fork, looked at it affectionately, and said in an exaggerated aria-like tune, "As expected of this legendary shop. Rare materials are used, and they are still being cooked. The processing is so good. Although it tastes like artificially cultivated species, it is a pity that it is not as delicious as wild ones, but with the boss's craftsmanship, it is all worth it!"

This guy.

The corners of Kunikida's eyes began to twitch slightly again.

Everyone in the club had speculated about Osamu Dazai's origin, but there was no result, but judging from his young master's temper, he definitely came from a great family.Now that he is forced to listen to food explanations, Kunikida feels that the possibility of this has increased by one point.

This kind of comment, which is clearly a compliment, sounds very picky... Sure enough, it can only be said by someone who is used to high-end cuisine!Even the tongue is hard to fuck, this guy!

Kunikida looked at his partner opposite with a blank expression.

It must be because I was overwhelmed by the plate of omelet rice before, and I may have hallucinations.

Otherwise, how could you see a circle of delicate pink flowers blooming around Osamu Dazai?

Osamu Dazai bit the piece of maitake mushroom on the fork into his mouth, his eyes lit up, and thoughts kept slipping out at high speed:

"The meat of the hairy crab is also very fat. The eggs baked at high temperature in the oven are fluffy and tender crab meat. The deliciousness of maitake mushrooms, the aroma of white miso and the lightness of the broth are integrated, and the whole piece bursts in the mouth. The taste is really amazing! Long live the mushrooms and crab meat! There is also a small amount of sesame oil and soy sauce..."

"Thanks for the compliment."

A calm and indifferent male voice interrupted Osamu Dazai's eloquent narration.

Kunikida looked up, and was surprised to find that the shopkeeper with a mysterious temperament had walked to their table at some time.

Still holding a tray in his hand.

He couldn't help asking: "We shouldn't have ordered other dishes. This is it?"

On the other hand, Osamu Dazai was stunned for some reason when he heard the voice.

He opened his mouth as if he wanted to call out some name, but was interrupted by the next shopkeeper's words.

"Don't worry, this is a gift. Please use it."

The man in black and white hair closed one eye, put a cup of steaming tea in front of Osamu Dazai, and made a "please" gesture.

"Boss, this is?"

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was still staring at the cup of tea in a daze, Kunikida asked instead of him.

"It's brown sugar ginger tea." The white-haired young man's voice was calm and low, his steel-gray eyes were calm, and his indifference showed no enthusiasm for offering tea. "This guest has a tendency to catch cold. Treat it as a crab." It’s a bonus for meat dishes.”

"Thank you."

Kunikida hastily expressed his thanks on behalf of his partner.

He watched the nodding shopkeeper leave, and sighed in his heart for his meticulousness, which doubled his favor.

The shopkeeper probably noticed Dazai's slightly nasal voice when ordering, so he brought this cup of ginger tea on purpose.Unlike his indifferent and aggressive appearance, he is unexpectedly considerate and gentle, no wonder he can cook such delicious dishes.

As for Dazai who received such meticulous care——

Childishly looking into the mouth of the cup.

Seeing such a scene, a vein popped out of Kunikida's forehead:

"I said, Dazai, you should remember to thank the boss anyway! I will pay the bill later..."

"Ah, it's sweet." Dazai Osamu interrupted his partner intentionally or unintentionally as if he didn't hear it, took a sip carefully from the teacup, and said in surprise.

"Dazai!"

"It's just the spiciness of ginger, as expected, I still can't accept it..."

The black-haired young man put the tea in his mouth, puffed up his cheeks and wrinkled his nose like a child.

Because he was handsome, not only did he not look embarrassed when he made such a childish action, but it also had a lovable taste.

Regardless of the young female customers who snickered and looked over at other tables, and his partner's roar of "You bastard, listen to people", Osamu Dazai felt the sweetness of brown sugar and the stimulation of ginger warm in his mouth, and finally chose Swallow it down.

Ah, it seems to work.

The black-haired young man sniffed at his nose, which was somewhat blocked due to the cold from jumping into the river, and thought lazily.

Really, I haven't had such a peaceful moment for a long time.

It's a pity that at the end of the checkout, it was the blue-haired waiter brother, Kunikida's wish to thank Osamu Dazai was still not fulfilled.Although the little brother said with a smile, "Don't worry, I will pass it on to that guy."

Oh, it looks like he and the boss are good friends.

Unexpectedly, he didn't want to delve into the peculiarities of this restaurant one by one. With a stomach full of delicious crab meat dishes and warm brown sugar ginger tea, Dazai stretched vigorously facing the afternoon sun outside the restaurant. .

"Ah, Kunikida-kun." He said lazily, "What a beautiful and leisurely day~"

"Dazai, there is still work to be commissioned this afternoon! Hurry up—hey, where are you going again?!"

Dazai Osamu, who floundered away from his yelling partner in the alley and was about to find clues by himself, put his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker and looked up at the clear blue sky above.

"Some, nostalgic voice." He said softly, "It's a windfall."

[Today I also entered the chat room with a beautiful young lady. 】

I am also dying with a beautiful lady today: Everyone, I recently went to Fuyuki on a business trip.

Today, I also died in love with a beautiful lady: that store called homestay is really amazing!

I am also dying in love with a beautiful lady today: I am really impressed by the boss's cooking skills.Marshmallow sauce is absolutely right (^_-)

Cotton candy is No. [-] in the world: Right, right~ I really like the dessert there~ Cotton candy cake Sai Gao~

【Yuriko Suzuko enters the chat room】

I am also dying in love with the beautiful lady today: ah, Liriko-chan is here~ Do you want to die in love with me today?

Lily of the bell family: Huh?What kind of weird dish is marshmallow cake?

[Red herring enters the chat room]

Red Herring: Sakyamuni-san is ignored as always (laughs)

I am also dying in love with a beautiful lady today: I can’t help it~ Yuriko is still as cool and glamorous as ever

I am also dying in love with a beautiful lady today: ah, there is a sudden job

I am also dying in love with a beautiful lady today: I will bid farewell today, everyone~

[Today I also left the chat room with a beautiful young lady in love]

Red Herring: Sang Qingsang left so suddenly today.

Red herring: I said I was on a business trip before, as if I have been very busy recently.

Yuriko Suzuke: That guy finally left.

Marshmallow No. [-] in the world: Yuriko is not good at dealing with that person as always~

Yuriko Suzuke: Because he is a guy who likes to talk to himself.

Cotton candy is number one in the world: yes~

Cotton candy is the best in the world: However, lily sauce and marshmallow cake are my favorite dishes~

Lily of the bell family: ... Tsk.What's so delicious about that kind of sweet and greasy stuff.That kind of strange cuisine, the chef can really make it, it won't be threatened by you, right?

Marshmallow No. [-] in the world: No, I'm just a weak high school girl~

Marshmallow No. [-] in the world: ah~ marshmallow cake is sweet and white~ oops, it sounds like lily sauce~

Red Herring: Wait, this is teasing, Marshmallow-san.

Cotton candy is number one in the world: Be obedient and call senior, Xiaohong~

Red Herring: What the hell is Little Red.Is that restaurant really as delicious as the seniors said?

Marshmallow No. [-] in the world: Xiaohong can try it~ Doesn’t Xiaohong have a girlfriend~?

Red Herring: None!That's my baby boy.

Marshmallow No. [-] in the world: Terrible, the world is getting more and more terrible~ Even a boy as cute as Xiaohong doesn’t have a girlfriend~

Red herring: This is actually nothing unusual for male high school students.

Marshmallow No. [-] in the world: So that’s the case~ Doesn’t Yuriko bring her boyfriend to eat together~?

Yuriko Suzuko: How many times do I have to say that!I do not have a boyfriend! !

Kamura: Ah la la, then Yuriko-chan can take her daughter there☆

Yuriko Suzuke: How many times have I told you that the brat is not my daughter! !You two disobedient fellows! !

Liriko Bellaceae: ... Forget it.If it is really as delicious as you say, I will consider taking her there.

Marshmallow No. [-] in the world: Oh, I promise~

Cotton candy is the best in the world: And that store has a high concentration of handsome guys~ The boss and waiters are all rare foreign handsome men, and occasionally there are different types of beautiful ladies and boys who come to work~

Gan Le: Huh?Awesome dudes and desserts?It sounds super——you can't miss it☆

Gan Lai: Then next time if you are free, let Gan Lai Jiang try it too!

The author has something to say:

It seems that no one in China eats this dish.I saw it on the Internet, very interesting crab dish.

It is delicious at first glance, and the combination of fungi and crab meat is also very fresh, so I tried to write it into the article.

The place near the end is the seiyuu stalk.

The voice actors of Oda Saku and Emiya are both Su Shao.

As long as Red A speaks in a very flat tone, it may be very similar to Oda Saku.

As for the vest of the content of the chat room later, it is an easter egg

Everyone can guess which characters they are~ They should all appear in the future

Although I think it's obvious

3.04 Typos and typography have been revised.