Hundred Ghosts

It's not that Lin Zi is petty and can't bear it, but that big-headed ghosts are not good things in themselves. They often feel distressed because others are better than themselves, and then their heads get bigger and bigger...

It's just that I'm more or less jealous of others, but I don't dare to make a fuss, so I can only torment myself.

Lin Zi shook his head, closed the door, and slipped back into bed lightly.

Eh, no.

He sat up, and He Huai was sleeping drowsily with his back on his back. He touched the quilt twice, and the quilt was cold.

Lin Zi felt a little strange, didn't He Huai sleep here all the time?This guy's body is as hot as a stove, why... Could it be that he ran out?

He leaned down and whispered into He Huai's ear, "Get up quickly, the locust tree is on fire..."

"Ah? What!" He Huai sat up in shock, saw Lin Zi's half-smile face and knew that he had fallen for the trick, and scratched his head in embarrassment, "Hey, why are you playing tricks on me?"

"Okay, don't pretend to be asleep," Lin Zi pressed his shoulders and lay down with him, "What did you do just now?"

"Little solution."

"lie."

"Hey, you sneaked out at night, and you are not allowed to follow me?"

"You just follow, what are you doing sneakily?"

"I……"

He was blocked for a moment and couldn't speak, He Huai sighed heavily, "Hey, you said you are really... come, come here."

"doing what?"

He Huai clasped his forehead and pressed against her, lips and teeth touched, before Lin Zi could react, something soft and wet pried open his lips and got into his mouth.

Tongue!

Lin Zi's mind suddenly went blank, and he was scared out of his wits.

Why did he kiss himself?

Isn't this what young couples should do?

Didn't he wake up and think of himself as a woman?

……

He was so frightened that he was indifferent. He Huai was very satisfied with his obedience, so he followed the pole to be afraid, and reached down with his hand, reaching into his clothes.

After being starved for such a long time, Lin Zi's flesh hasn't grown yet, and his waist is so thin that he can wrap it around with one arm, and he can even touch the ribs under the skin. Hen Bubu...

He moved his hand up and touched two points that he shouldn't have touched... Then his face hurt, his waist tightened, and with a "plop", he fell off the bed.

"...Hey, what are you doing?"

Lin Zi used both hands and feet, but it took a lot of effort to push him down. He felt a little guilty when he heard his head knock loudly, "Are you okay? Are you awake?"

"Oh, I woke up, what are you doing..." He Huai got up, rubbed his head and crawled on the bed again, with one arm pressing down on his waist and putting him on the bed.

Lin Zi felt his heart beating hard, and stammered, "Did you have a dream just now?"

"No?" Didn't you still say you wouldn't let me pretend to be asleep?

"You must be having a spring/dream." Lin Zi put both hands on the arm that was on his waist, and turned his head to look at him, "You just...that..."

He Huai understood, and he asked wickedly, "What happened to me just now?"

"You..." Lin Zi thought for a while, and told him that you had sexual intercourse/dreams against me... This kind of thing is too embarrassing, it's better to pretend that you don't know, and then said, "Forget it, it's nothing, you sleep early."

"Really all right?"

"Really, it was because your fart smelled so bad that it woke me up." Lin Zi dismissed him without changing his expression.

He Huai: "..."

If I hadn't been awake, I might have believed this guy's nonsense!

"Move your hand away, it's on me." He Huai pushed his arm.

However, He Huai did not move, but stretched out his other hand, slowly loosened Lin Zi's underwear, and stretched his other hand in through the loose clothes.

"Is it like this?"

The strong aggressiveness made Lin Zi feel oppressed, "Don't...don't make trouble."

"What's the hurry, it's not over yet."

The hand that unbuttoned his clothes stopped and pushed it to the back of his head. He hugged Lin Zi's entire upper body with great force. The silvery moonlight shone in through the window, and the stars reflected on the floor. Hugging the person in her arms tightly, biting his lower lip lightly.

"Huh? Do you think I'm dreaming now?" He Huai let go of the person in his arms when he felt his body soften, and teased with a smile.

He Huai was still in shock, "No...no."

"That's right."

"You must be sleepwalking!"

"..."

He Huai pretended to hug him and kiss him, but Lin Zi hurriedly put his hand against his mouth, "No, I know, don't kiss, my mouth hurts."

He Huai hurriedly pulled him to the window. By the moonlight, his lower lip looked swollen a lot, and there was a tooth mark on the left side.

"It's okay, there's no wound, it'll be fine tomorrow." As he spoke, his fingers were still rubbing back and forth on his lower lip.

"..."

After a long silence, He Huai felt embarrassed, coughed lightly, and asked him, "Do you know what it means?"

"kiss."

"It seems that you are not stupid."

"Go to the brothel to help get rid of the bad luck, the prostitute/customer inside hugs the girl... that's how it is."

He Huai almost choked to death, what to do with it is not good, but this is the one... Can this have the same nature?

"We are different from him."

"I know, they are men and women, and we...are two men."

"How about men? Can't men kiss?" He Huai was filled with indignation.

"No, it's just...something is wrong. This kind of thing should be between husband and wife."

He Huai squinted at him, "You've spent the rest of your life with me, and you still want to be a husband and wife?"

Lin Zi sighed, "I'm a Taoist priest, it's best not to marry a wife, but you..."

"I am a locust tree, let alone become a spirit!"

"so……"

"So let's make do with it."

"But you are also a man..."

He Huai was so angry that he scratched his hair, "What's wrong with the man? You you you...you just want to find a girl?"

"Huh?" What kind of logic is this.

He Huai paused for a while, then suddenly said mysteriously, "Actually, I'm not a man."

Lin Zi was dumbfounded when he heard that, are you a man or a woman?I haven't seen the thing on/under you once or twice.

"My body is male, but my body is not." He Huai desperately explained, "But my body is a tree. Have you ever seen a tree divided into male and female, male and female?"

Lin Zi shook his head stupidly, "No."

"That's right. I have no gender. You must treat me as a man. If you can't accept it in your heart, you can treat me as a woman..."

"..."

After a long time, the two brought up the matter again. Lin Zi yelled loudly from below, and couldn't help scolding him, "Which woman would treat her man like this?"

"I don't think that's right."

"I think it's okay!" He Huai said, "You will be mine for the rest of your life, let's make do with it, don't think so much about what you have and what you don't have."

"But I still feel wrong..."

"I don't care if you're right or not... Open your mouth, I want to stick my tongue in..."

"..."

It was like this anyway, Lin Zi resigned to his fate and closed his eyes.

At first Lin Zi was still very rebellious. After tossing with him for a long time, he was too tired. He completely gave up resisting, let him kiss, let him touch and pinch his body, he fell asleep like a I don't know anything.

On the second day, Lin Zi fell into deep thought as he looked at the marks on his body.

How about binding his hands and covering his mouth when he sleeps in the future?This whole body is so bruised and purple that people who don't know it might think that they sacrificed their lives to feed mosquitoes.

He Huai was alive and kicking, as if nothing had happened. Lin Zi took a sip of porridge, it was slightly sweet and melted in the mouth.

"My Sophora japonica flowers are almost gone. You eat your food. I'll take you into the city to buy some necessities later. I'll go to the General's Mansion to have a look. I'll try to get my body here tonight."

It's good to get it here, Lin Zi nodded, that big locust tree is so beautiful, even without flowers, it still looks good, and it can be planted here to enjoy the shade in summer.

After eating, Lin Zi changed his clothes. It was already afternoon when they rushed all the way out of the city. He Huai wiped off his sweat and immediately bought a carriage. From now on, the two of them would rely on the carriage when they went out. I'm going to be exhausted.

Lin Zi didn't dare to enter the city, and He Huai was also a little apprehensive. Their faces had been stuck here for two or three months, and the guards wouldn't be able to recognize them. The hunger is all in vain.

However, there are quite a lot of small stalls outside the city, so He Huai arranged for him to sit at a noodle shop stall, and went into the city by himself.

Lin Zi ordered noodles and started to eat slowly. The noodles here are not bad, but the soup is too thin...

"Boss, cough... bah, here's a bowl of noodles." A person sat on the table next to him. The person seemed to have a bad voice, hoarse, and kept coughing and spitting...

Lin Zi frowned, and suddenly lost the appetite to eat.

"Lao Li, you're here again, or is it more spicy?"

The man spat and laughed, "The spicier the better?"

The boss said while serving the noodles, "Lao Li, you have a bad throat, so don't eat too spicy, oops! You bastard is spitting again! I'll have to wait for a long time!"

"Spitting can't be controlled by humans?" The man picked up noodles with chopsticks and ate them nonchalantly, coughed a few times, and spit again.

The boss was furious, "Don't you know not to vomit?"

Lin Zi was idle and had nothing to do. He raised his eyes to see the two of them bickering, but almost spat out his face when he raised his eyes.

There was a green-faced kid at the man's feet, lying on the ground eating the phlegm!

My goodness……

"Ugh..." Lin Zi covered his mouth, ran a little farther and held onto the tree trunk to vomit out.

When he came back, the kid was still eating after returning the place, Lin Zi, who had an empty stomach, turned his head away from looking at it.

This thing is a spittle eater. It likes to be close to people who have the habit of spitting. When it hears coughing and spitting, it is very happy, and it runs over to eat the sputum...

The shop owner thought that there was something wrong with his face, so he quickly poured Lin Zi a glass of water for him to drink, "Young master, are you alright?"

Lin Zi shook his head weakly, "It's all right."

"How about I have another bowl with you?"

"No need, I'll just sit down for a while."

The author has something to say: I need to speed up the progress of the relationship! ! !Lin Zi couldn't be forced to go on in a daze any longer!

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