Hundred Ghosts

Ah, there is.

Lin Zi had an idea, he remembered, there is still Ben at home... [-] moves?

He got up from He Huai and went looking for a book with a "puchipuchi".

He Huai felt aggrieved, "What are you looking for?"

"Your book."

"What?" He Huai understood, so he bought a book.

Speaking of confession, he is a tree, and Lin Zi is extremely pure. After connecting with him, you and I will hug each other and hold them high... After more than half a year, no progress has been made. Found something wrong.

Until one day, one of Lin Zi's guests was bewitched, and a big man suddenly became as stupid as a child. Lin Zi did the math, dumbfounded, and he actually lost his soul.

The two of them got up in the middle of the night and rang the bell all the way to summon the soul, and finally recruited them...in the brothel.

The business in the brothel is also rich. There are not only beautiful young ladies but also good-looking young men. They have slender bodies, their faces are as tender as tofu, and their voices are soft and thin, even more delicate than those girls.

The soul of the guest was thrown on one of the beautiful boys, and that kid also said that he had dreamed about him doing unruly things to him every night... and he always felt pain in the fart/butt/in the morning.

He Huai was surprised, how could the fart/butt/pain?Could it be that he hit you?

The beautiful boy covered his mouth and laughed secretly, saying that the customer might not know what this man is like...

He Huai thought you were talking nonsense, the sweetness on Lin Zi's body was all the fragrance of his Sophora japonica flower.

But he just doesn't know why it hurts.

The beautiful boy giggled, he couldn't say such a thing, the fifth room on the right of the brothel was a small bookstore, and there were books he needed in the left corner.

!After Lin Zi found the lost soul of the guest, he led him back all the way. After dawn, He Huai ran to the bookstore to find the book according to what he said.

The name of the book is "Eighteen Forms of Longyang".

He didn't even look through it, and went to check out with the book in hand. The people in the bookstore and the shopkeeper couldn't help but glanced at him. Fortunately, the shopkeeper got him a cover, otherwise he would really lose his face!

After returning home, he thought about it seriously.

Most of the content in the book is about two villains or many villains fighting. His first reaction, who is good at the art of war, is that these movements are wrong. Except for a few that can indeed suppress the enemy, the others are useless...

He was confused, this is wrong, he must not have bought the wrong book, right?

What is this [-]/style... You can tell it's a martial arts move just by looking at the name, right?

However, he quickly discovered something was wrong. For example, in these moves, the two villains are always connected in one place, and then think about the butt/butt/pain that the boy said...he has a bold idea.

That night, he held Lin Zi in his arms, and decided to try with him the pose he thought was the most beautiful in the book.

But can't get in.

But he is never arrogant, and he will enter if he can't get in.

Although Lin Zi felt uncomfortable, he had been patient and did not stop him.

And then... he lay dying in bed for days.

Although he knew the delicate taste of this kind of thing, Lin Zi was too miserable afterwards, so He Huai could only endure it. prior work.

He Huai: "..."

Will it die on the homepage?

Just do it, he cut out the last page and pasted it on the first page.

Lin Zi found out the book, and sat on the bedside to read it carefully.

"Well, what's the first step... I have, take off your clothes."

completed.

"The second step is to let the next person relax? Are you nervous?"

He Huai said with a smile, "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous."

Lin Zi touched his chest, he was not nervous, but for some reason his heart speeded up a lot...

"It's good not to be nervous...the third step, continue to relax..."

He was muttering to himself there, but He Huai was upset, so he patted his head on the bed and called him over, "Hey, don't keep watching, can you take care of me? Come here, let's practice hard."

"Practice what..." Lin Zi muttered, and sat down with a book in his arms.

"For this kind of thing, just reading books is useless." He Huai said shaking his head.

Lin Zi said coldly, "Don't read the book? Who didn't read the book and practiced it almost killed me?"

Looking back now, his legs are weak.

"Come on, come on."

Unable to resist his temptation, Lin Zi sat back down again, He Huai patted his soft buttock dishonestly and said, "Think carefully about how I treated you before?"

"Feel around first?" Lin Zi glanced at the beautiful muscles on his body, and touched them with his hands.

He Huai let him molested himself, "And then?"

"Lick and lick like a dog." Lin Mian slandered him without changing his expression.

The He family almost spat out a mouthful of blood, "Hey, what are you talking about, you little bastard? That's called licking? That's called...love/interest!"

"You can say what you want."

"It's not what I say casually, I just let you try."

Lin Zi raised one of his arms, hesitated for a long time, and finally closed his eyes and made up his mind to stick out his tongue... for a lick.

"Bah! Salty! You haven't showered for a few days! I feel like I'm licking a raw salted fish! It's so hairy!"

He Huai: "..."

Reluctantly, he had no choice but to get up and take a bath honestly. He touched his hands and legs and felt complicated for a while.

Or, shave first?

But he later dismissed the idea.

No, it's about a man's dignity, so don't move.

Lin Zi is also a man, and he also has body hair—although it is much lighter than his own, he must be able to understand himself.

He Huai lay back down again, with black hair all over the bed, it looked like it was really happening.

But Lin Zi still asked him worriedly, "Have you washed it?"

He Huai turned his head into a chick pecking at the rice, "It's done, try it again, the salted fish has been washed into freshwater fish."

Lin Zi laughed, "I... believe you, let's take the next step..."

He Huai frowned instantly, "No, no, no... what did you mean just now? You just despise me, right?"

"No, no, really no..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen! You just despise me!"

"Oh..." Before he had time to continue explaining, Lin Zi was already pressed into his arms and gagged.

"It's so cute..." She agreed to let herself come, but in the end, she was pressed down and kissed by him in a daze.

Seeing him lying on the bed with his waist sore, his legs weak and his arms unable to lift, He Huai secretly poked and chuckled, preparing for the final sprint.

However, Lin Zi suddenly threw him over and put him firmly on his waist, panting, his face was red/hot, his eyebrows were affectionate...

He Huai wants to cry but has no tears, you kid has become like this and you still want to be attacked!

"Fortunately, I reacted quickly, hmph, I almost fell into your trap again!"

"..."

"Lie down and lie down, I'm the gong." Lin Zi warned him.

He Huai smiled and asked him, "Who will win when we fight?"

"you."

"Who is physically fit?"

"you."

"Who has a higher status and more money in the family?"

"you."

"Isn't that right, the two of us are more like Gong, what are you doing with such unrealistic fantasies, lie down, I will make you comfortable..." He Huai said happily.

"Wait—wait a minute!" Lin Zi, who felt that he was being tricked, interrupted him, and said righteously, "But this alone can't determine whether you are attacking right or not? This kind of thing depends on the abilities of both parties... ..."

He Huai was like a lake empowerment, so enlightened, he immediately pinched his waist and it was a burst of manipulation.

"You're right, you can't beat me, I don't deserve it, what can you do to me?"

"..."

"Look at you, how excited you are, still thinking about what you have and what you don't have, you don't know how to cherish it at all..."

"..."

I don't know how many times this beast has messed with it, anyway, when Lin Zi woke up again, his whole body was in severe pain, and when he spoke, he sounded like a drake.

"You beast..."

"Congratulations, please come and eat this." He Huai gave him something that he didn't know all night long.

"What is this?" Lin Zi took a sip, and it wasn't very tasty, a bit salty and bitter.

"A good thing to fill the waist."

"..."

"How is it? Do you still want to counterattack?" He Huai, who was full, patted him on the head in a good-tempered manner.

Thinking that this time is indeed too late, but let him be taught a lesson, and he will never dare to mention such things in front of himself in the future.

"How dare you." Lin Zi said decisively.

He Huai: "..."

"It says on the front page, as long as you have the heart to fight back, you are half the battle!"

"..."

He should have torn up this page in the first place!

correct!

Lin Zi resisted the pain in his back and got up, but he didn't know what he was looking for. He Huai frowned, "What are you looking for? Does your back hurt? You can lie down quickly."

"I'm looking for that... caterpillar, do you see it?"

"Hey, don't throw that thing around... eh? Can't you find it?" He Huai felt guilty.

"No, I put it here!"

Are caterpillars still afraid that they won't threaten him?

"It's fine if you can't find it..."

"You really didn't see it?"

"I'm afraid of that stuff the most, why keep it?"

It really couldn't be kept, so he took the bunch of worms to fill the stove.

"It's all right." Lin Zi was in a good mood, "I'll fold another bunch tomorrow."

The author has something to say: Happy New Year everyone, have you received any red envelopes yet?