Hundred Ghosts

For Chinese New Year, there has to be some New Year flavor, such as Menlian, New Year’s Eve dinner, firecrackers——He Huai really hates firecrackers, because when he was still a tree, those little ghosts of the He family always hung firecrackers on his fragile branches Then ignited, burned him several times...

Even if I have lived as a human being for decades, I still cannot escape this shadow.

He was afraid of three things in his life.

Fire, axes, caterpillars.

Speaking of caterpillars, He Huai felt embarrassed.

I remember that in the early spring of last year, Lin Zi picked a string of locust tree leaves from nowhere and came back. The locust leaves were rolled up, and Lin Zi flattened the leaves, exposing the two little white flesh worms inside.

He Huai's eyes darkened, and he almost fainted from the fright.

However, Lin Zi said with great interest, "I picked this from a wild locust tree by the roadside. It looks like a small silkworm. It's cute, right?"

He Huai bit the bullet and shivered and shouted cute, and had a nightmare at night, he dreamed that these little bugs suddenly became taller than the sky, and chewed his locust tree seedling in one mouthful. swallowed.

After waking up, Lin Zi was sure that Lin Zi was sitting next to him and giggling. After asking, he realized that he had said everything in his dream.

Lin Zi said, "You just yelled - help, the bugs are going to eat the tree... so you are afraid of bugs?"

He Huai said with a serious face, "Only plants are afraid of bugs!"

Lin Zi rolled his eyes, "Okay, I understand."

He suddenly had a great idea.

Originally, he and He Huai were both men, so they should be one and half in terms of attacking/receiving, how fair it is.

But for more than a year, it was me who was oppressed every time!

Suppressing him by force... You can't beat him, and it's useless to give him medicine. That guy is not human, and it's useless to persuade him with kind words or be aggressive. When it comes to his own welfare, the old monster will not budge.

So much so that he doesn't have a single counterattack now!

Now he has finally caught the flaw.

Early in the morning, Lin Zi woke up. He was going to boil poached eggs in brown sugar, but the heat was increased and the sugar was added. The finished product turned into sticky brown sugar eggs...

I remember the first time I did this with He Huai, he cooked brown sugar eggs.

He Huai said that this food nourishes blood, Lin Zi should eat more.

Lin Zi touched his rosy cheeks and said that he was not short of blood.

He Huai said solemnly, one drop of essence equals ten drops of blood.

Then Lin Zi almost pinned the bowl on his head.

He treated him like this before, so how should he treat him? Lin Zi filled up a pot of stuff with eggs in the middle of red and black, and he sniffed it. I don't know why it smelled bitter...but who cares? Is it delicious, anyway, I don’t eat it by myself.

"Eat."

Lin Zi held the bowl in his hand.

He Huai glanced suspiciously at the contents of the bowl, wondering if you guys want to murder your husband...

"This is……"

"Brown sugar eggs!"

"I'm not too hungry."

"Then you eat less."

No way, He Huai bit the bullet and licked the caramel.

bitter.

Seeing that his face was crowded together, Lin Zi felt very embarrassed, so he snatched the bowl away again, "Forget it if you don't want to eat, let's move on to the next session."

"What?"

He Huai wondered if he was still dreaming, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Lin Zi taking off his clothes.

That slender waist, that white flesh, that long legs, that perky/buttocks...

He Huai covered his nose.

What kind of dream is this?

The benefits are so good!

"Okay, it's your turn." Lin Zi stripped herself naked and turned to face He Huai.

The corners of his lips are slightly raised, his chin is slightly raised, his eyes are slightly narrowed, and his shoulders are slightly straightened... trying to put on a posture of domineering and charming smile.

"I, I, I, I..." He Huai was dumbfounded, and was going to pick himself up and enjoy the benefits.

However, Lin Zi grabbed his hand.

He said in a low voice, "Don't move, let me do it."

"Oh... ok, ok!"

Should I just tear his clothes off?Or untie it a little bit?

I remember the first time the beast in front of me tore the hem of his clothes because he couldn't hold back.

Then I will tear it back this time.

He grabbed He Huai's clothes and tore them hard—it didn't, but he suddenly pulled He Huai's clothes and strangled He Huai, "Oh, what are you doing, isn't Liuyun button here?"

He Huai struggled to get up, and took off his shirt a few times. He secretly glanced at Lin Zi, "Then next..."

I lost face just now, but now I can't admit defeat, Lin Zi said firmly, "Let me take it off."

"Okay, take it off. Anyway, why don't you put on my coat, it's so cold now..."

Although his eyesight is good, his body is more important.

Lin Zi rubbed the goosebumps on his body, and silently put his outer shirt on himself.

He put his hand on He Huai's chest, ready to tear off his underwear.

As soon as he exerted force, his hands turned red, and the super-quality inner shirt was still firmly attached to He Huai's body.

He Huai: "..."

What is he doing?

He asked cautiously, "Why don't I take it off myself?"

Enduring a bit of embarrassment, Lin Zi coughed lightly, "No, you unbutton your clothes, and I'll take them off for you."

Fine……

He Huai unbuttoned all the buttons on his clothes, revealing his beautiful tendons. He even deliberately put on a good-looking posture, propping his head and leaning slightly on the head of the bed, looking lazy and sexy.

Very good, now in good shape.

Lin Zi was extremely satisfied, and slowly unbuttoned his clothes.

"Get up." This guy was lying on the bed, how did he take off his clothes?

"Oh."

Putting away the beautiful posture, He Huai sat up and let him toss up his clothes and throw them at the foot of the bed.

"Okay, you lie down again." Lin Zi wiped off his sweat, told him to lie down again, and was about to take off his pants/pants.

"Move your ass/butt up."

"Can you take it off yourself?"

"..."

Lin Zi was very depressed. Back then, He Huai could take off his clothes quickly, but before he could react, the clothes were gone...

After a lot of effort, he finally stripped He Huai naked.

What to do next?

Lin Zimo thought about it seriously.

Have it.

He boldly moved his hand to He Huai's chin, put one finger against his chin and then raised it, and said expressionlessly, "Give me a smile."

ha?

OK?

He Huai couldn't figure out his routine for a while, so he showed his small white teeth and gave him a cold bark.

well.

Although Lin Zi got goosebumps all over his body again from his laughter, but overall he met his expectations.

He pushed He Huai onto the bed/, and then sat on his waist.

The scenery from this angle is simply too good... He Huai's nosebleed almost burst out, he resisted his instinct, he wanted to see what else Lin Zi was going to do.

I saw Lin Zi slowly discussing with him, "Have we been together for a year?"

"A year and a half."

"As long as you know!" Lin Zi said suddenly, "Are you a man?"

He Huai pretended to be surprised, "You don't know?"

"..." Lin Zi exhaled, and expressed his thoughts, "You are a man, and I am also a man. Should we be fair in this matter?"

"Huh? What?" He Huai suddenly had an ominous premonition, but he still muttered, "Aren't you feeling well? Who was so cool before / turned the sky and called me to hurry up?"

Lin Zi glared at him viciously, "Shut up! You clearly know that's not what I mean!"

"All right, all right..." He Huai blinked, "My ears are pricked up, so go ahead."

"I think, you have been attacking/me for a year and a half, to be fair, in the next year and a half, let me attack/you."

"What? What! What are you talking about?!" He Huai couldn't believe his ears. Did he just dig a hole for himself?

Lin Zi repeated it again.

But He Huai grabbed the pillow and covered his face, refusing to accept the reality, "I don't! I didn't hear! What did you just say? Why didn't I understand a single word?"

"He Huai! It's no use deceiving yourself and others!"

"Hmph, I didn't..." He Huai thought for a while, no, what was he afraid of, he couldn't beat himself, facing this kind of rebellious guy, he should be suppressed/a thousand times, ten thousand times ...

When he is so happy / he can't even speak, he won't think about this kind of thing anymore.

So he tore off the pillow, pinched his waist and pressed it on /bed/, touched two hands and prepared to implement his plan of a thousand times and ten thousand times.

Lin Zi was so frightened, he came back to his senses at the critical moment, "Stop!"

As soon as he lifted his feet, he instinctively kicked between his legs, but fortunately, He Huai reacted quickly, so scared that he backed his legs together.

"Aren't you too cruel, kid?"

Lin Zi felt pity in his heart, thinking that if he had just moved faster, he would be doing/attacking by himself for the rest of his life...

He answered without changing his expression, "Do you know how powerful I am?"

"No...why are you suddenly thinking of counter/offensive?" He Huai also said that he was puzzled, "You don't have to do anything while lying down, just enjoy yourself."

Lin Zi thought about it, and it seemed to be the case. Except for the fact that the two of them were inexperienced a few times before, and he hurt a little, other times he was really... quite comfortable.

But he did not forget his purpose today, "Since this is the case, I have to let you lie down and enjoy it."

"What are you trying?" He Huai said shamelessly, "Oh, this kind of work is very tiring, just leave the physical work like this to me, a vulgar man!"

This guy is really shameless, but today Lin Zi has the trump card, he didn't give in at all, he jumped down from the bed, the speed was so fast that He Huai didn't have time to reach out and grab him.

Lin Zi opened a small box on the table beside the bed, which contained a bunch of rolled pagoda tree leaves, white and tiny bugs were hiding in the pagoda tree leaf rolls!

He Huai almost carried his back to death without a breath, but his instinct was here, and he was a little afraid to move.

Seeing He Huai's body froze in fright, Lin Zi sat on He Huai's waist again in satisfaction, "You can just lie down for me now/Okay, leave everything to me."

But what to do next?

Lin Zi scratched his hair in distress. He used to be too busy enjoying/enjoying, but he didn't pay attention to the process of doing/attacking.

The author has something to say: It’s Chinese New Year, I can’t let you watch ghosts, write a cookie and be happy.

ps: I've been having a fever since last week, and it's not getting better now. I'll update it twice a day when the fever subsides.

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