Hundred Ghosts

Before the end of the year, the little emperor who had a lot of things to do brought Lin Zi over again, and this time he didn't let He Huai follow him.He specially sent someone to pick him up and send someone back, but according to Lin Zi, if he hadn't delayed in every possible way, it would have been impossible to send him back.

In fact, it was fine for the little emperor to find Lin Zi, Lin Zi felt that he might have regarded him as his mother, and asked himself if he looked good in a new dress.He was not from a girl's family, so he only said perfunctorily that he looked good in any clothes, but the little emperor was very happy, and dragged him to the imperial garden, and folded several plum blossoms for him.

When Lin Zi came back at night with a bouquet of plum blossoms in his hand, wearing the cloak tied by the little emperor himself, He Huai was furious.

He's an old monster who doesn't live in the general's mansion, doesn't stay by his own body, endures discomfort and goes to Taoist temple to get along with Lin Zi more, that little emperor is too much... No, the more he thinks about it, the more he gets angry, he can't stand this grievance .

So that night, I recruited a wasteful and disgusting him.

That night, the little emperor dreamed of Lin Zi again. He could dream of his Taoist brother every day these days. It's been a pretty good life these days.

The Taoist elder brother sat on his dragon bed, looking at him with a smile on his face. During the daytime, there was no such good thing. The Taoist elder brother always looked absent-minded in front of him. Why has he ever looked at himself like this?

He took the Taoist elder brother's hand and acted like a baby, "Does the Taoist elder brother like me?"

The Taoist brother nodded lovingly.

Then, his Taoist brother got up and took away the Pisces jade pendant he put on the table, and took away the golden bell used to hook the bed curtain. The little emperor propped his chin and asked, "So Taoist brother, do you like this? You didn't say... who are you!"

In the blink of an eye, a monster wearing a red robe, with a bull's nose, one foot on the ground, the other hanging from his waist, and an iron fan stuck in his waist stood at the place where the Taoist brother was. Look at the appearance of that green face and fangs, it looks like an evil spirit!

"Hee hee!" The evil ghost plundered the things in the bedroom and jumped in front of the little emperor, laughing at his terrified appearance.

"You...what are you, get the hell out of here! When my Taoist elder brother comes tomorrow, I won't let you look good!" The little emperor's mouth was hard, but his body involuntarily flinched.

The evil spirit stuffed the jewels into his cuffs and kept teasing the little emperor, pulling out the hosta from his head for a while, and taking off his shoes for a while and throwing them around.

The little emperor was angry and impatient, and finally couldn't help shouting, "What the hell are you! Get out of here!"

The evil ghost replied in a thin voice, "My name is 'Waste Consumption', and I like stealing other people's property the most... If you have any other good things, I want more!"

"Get out! I am the Son of Heaven! How can I tolerate your impudence! Get out of here!"

"Hee hee, you are the emperor, so what can you do to me?" Xu Hua laughed and shouted dancing.

"You!" The little emperor got up, picked up the jade pillow and threw it at it, unfortunately he used too much force and fell off the bed himself!

Then he opened his eyes.

The dawn outside the house was faint, and it was dawn.

He wiped off his sweat, but luckily it was just a dream, and he was about to die of anger... No!

The curtains were scattered and messed up, the golden bells and lanyards that tied the curtains were gone, the jade belt that I put on the table was gone, the hair was messed up, and the warm jade carved dragon hairpins also disappeared!

The bedroom was in chaos, and the maids and eunuchs who brought him water to wash his hands were so frightened that they fell to their knees when they saw the situation, and the towels in the basin almost fell out.

The little emperor took a deep breath, and said in a steady voice, "Go down, and bring over the ones that are ready for washing."

"Thank you... thank the emperor!"

The crowd dispersed, and after tidying themselves up, they went to the court. The court ministers saw that his complexion was not good and didn't say anything. He was in a trance all morning, and when he returned to the bedroom at noon, everything inside was tidied up. Cleaned up, the maids and eunuchs kept their heads down and guarded outside.

He stopped in front of the bedroom, thought and thought, flicked his sleeves, and called the valet to come, "Go and fetch the Taoist brother."

Lin Zi, who thought he could calm down for a while today, followed the eunuch who picked him up, leaving Xiaocai and He Huai staring at him alone.

When he arrived at the palace, it might be almost evening, and he might not be able to come back today!

The little emperor sat on the bed in a daze for some reason, looking depressed, Lin Zi lowered his anger and saluted him politely, "See the emperor."

"Brother Taoist, you are here!" The little emperor stepped forward to help him up.

"Your Majesty, there are still many things in the Taoist temple, and the poor Taoist really cannot leave. If the emperor has nothing else to do, please let the poor Taoist go back." Lin Zi said.

There are also a lot of pilgrims who come to the Taoist temple to worship the patriarch or ask for fortune-telling during the period after the Chinese New Year. He is in a hurry to go to the garden with the little emperor every day... It's better to go back and help the brothers.

"Brother Taoist, I really have something to do this time," the little emperor grabbed his hand and told the story from last night to this morning.

Since something really happened, Lin Zi couldn't just stand by and ask him, "Your Majesty, are you sure it called him 'waste'?"

"Sure!" The little emperor nodded desperately.

Lin Zi rubbed his chin in thought, "That's waste. This kind of ghost likes to steal in dreams. It's an evil ghost that brings harm to others, and can also steal other people's happiness. No wonder the emperor has a sour face today."

The little emperor immediately cupped his face and blinked, "Brother Taoist, are you worried about me?"

Lin Zi silently turned his face away, "But the emperor doesn't have to worry too much, it's not difficult to deal with ghosts like 'wasting', so don't worry if the emperor asks you to post the door god."

"So simple?"

"The door god is also a god, and is enshrined by thousands of households. How can he not even deal with this little ghost?"

"Of course I believe in brother Taoist, I believe everything Taoist brother says!" The little emperor rubbed Lin Zi's arms, and said pitifully, "But the wastage frightens me, can brother Taoist sleep with me for one night?"

A pagoda sapling no bigger than a palm shook its branches and leaves in the corner of the emperor's palace, and He Huai in the Taoist temple dozens of miles away dropped another bowl.

"General?" Xiaocai pushed him, "Is the general not feeling well? Why is his face so frightening?"

He pushed the bronze mirror over, and his face in the bronze mirror was ferocious, as if he had been dug his ancestral grave by sleep.

Xiaocai took a dustpan and a broom to clean up the tiles, and told him solemnly, "Master only has three bowls left, the general can't drop any more!"

He Huai: "..."

Don't throw a bowl...he wants to kill the king!

"It's not right for a poor man to stay in the emperor's bedroom. If the emperor is afraid, then the poor man should stay outside to guard the door for the emperor tonight." Lin Zi resolutely refused.

Masculinity is not uncommon. If it spreads out, those empresses in his harem will not eat him alive, and people who value the reputation of the Taoist temple like Master will definitely not let him go back.

"It's so cold outside, what should the Taoist brother do if he froze?"

"Then the poor will go back first."

"Then...well then..." The little emperor lowered his head, "Thank you brother Taoist priest."

Lin Zi was neither humble nor overbearing, "This is what the poor should do. If anything happens, the poor will definitely appear."

It was late at night, and Lin Zi was holding the stove to watch the night outside the palace. The soldiers on both sides squinted at him one by one. Dim Light used the cinnabar sticky charcoal ash he brought to draw the door god.

Lin Zi is very talented in painting. When the brothers and sisters learned how to draw talismans, he was the one who drew the most likeness. After the master saw his talent, he asked him to copy the portrait of the patriarch from time to time. The good copy can be sold for dozens of taels It is even more common to draw a door god.

One on the left and one on the right looked like two blue-faced door gods who were painted quickly. Lin Zi put down the pen, breathed a sigh of relief, and put his hands on the stove. The little maid who was taking supper asked her to bring a bowl of batter.

Before the guard could stop it, he brushed the batter on the back of the paper and "slapped" it on the door frame.

Looking at the door god under the lamp, Lin Zi felt that the green ghost door god looked quite energetic. The guard took a look, and for some reason, he always felt that the two green ghosts were staring at him. Anyway, it was uncomfortable, so he turned away. Face, just don't look at it.

In the room, the little emperor couldn't suppress the drowsiness and closed his eyes early. Once he fell into a dream, the waste was waiting for him. He rummaged through the things in his bedroom and laughed at him for finding a useless one. The Taoist priest also vowed to come here every day in the future...

The little emperor was so angry that he drew his sword, suddenly there was a wind blowing outside the window, and two big ghosts walked in from the door. The appearance of those green faces and fangs was really terrifying. The little emperor was so frightened that he couldn't move. He wanted to call Lin Zi to come in, but for some reason he couldn't make a sound , had to watch them get closer and closer.

However, Xuxu became frightened, it kept shaking, and the treasures on its body scattered all over the ground, two green ghosts stopped beside it, tearing Xuxu apart and swallowing it whole!

The bloody scene was really indescribable, the little emperor was so frightened that he was about to cry, but the two green ghosts stopped there and walked slowly to the door. When they disappeared, the little emperor breathed a sigh of relief and slowly paralyzed / Fell on the bed.

The cold wind blew, and the word "beep" on the door god made a sound. Lin Zi took another look, and at some point, a few strokes of red ink were added to the paintings of the two green ghosts, and they were falling on the green ghost's chest and mouth.

Lin Zi silently tore off the painting of the Green Ghost Gate God, then rubbed it into a ball and stuffed it into his cuffs.

The eunuch went over again to change the charcoal fire for him. Taking advantage of the strong charcoal fire, he threw the paper ball into it, and a wisp of smoke came out of the paper ball, which was clearly visible even in such a dark night.

After a while, the rooster crowed, the sky was gradually getting brighter, and the guards who were changing shifts also came. Lin Zi chopped his feet, went to the flower bed, kneaded the white snow into the shape of a rabbit, and lit it with a cinnabar pen tip. For red eyes.

After waiting outside for a while, the maids and eunuchs who washed the little emperor appeared on time, and the little emperor pushed them away, "Where is the Taoist brother?"

The author has something to say: Consumption was prevalent in the Tang Dynasty, you can search for allusions by yourself...

Forget it, you definitely won’t search it yourself, let me search it for you.

Tang Xuanzong once saw a little ghost stealing his own jade flute and Yang Guifei's sachet in a dream. Xuanzong called the little ghost to stop. make him depressed.Xuanzong was furious and immediately called for someone, so a big ghost appeared and tore Xuxu in half and ate it.The big ghost refers to Zhong Kui.

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