I'm not good at biology, don't lie to me
Chapter 79
He Feizhang's face was blurred by the strong male hormones, and his tiger's body shook. He wished he could immediately change to a tree trunk to avoid this anger: "Brother Zhou, take a rest, the show is over."
Zhou Fang clicked his tongue and kneaded the grass stem in his mouth with one hand, but insisted on not changing his position: "Don't you think your brother Zhou is so handsome?"
He Feizhang rolled his eyes in front of him: "So why have you been eating grass roots?"
Zhou Fang ignored his white eyes, tasted the sweetness, and said, "Because your Brother Zhou is starving to death."
He Feizhang: "..."
He almost thought he had heard it wrong: "You didn't eat? Then you came here to dry your hair in the sun!"
Zhou Fang squinted at him: "This nurse, please pay attention to your wording. Your patient is depressed and physically and mentally frustrated. Please take care of him, thank you."
He Feizhang was stunned by this person's shamelessness.
The patient was the oldest, he scratched his head, jumped down from the treetop helplessly, and went back to Wen Rui to see if there was any food left.
A faint smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Fang's mouth. He sat alone under the tree for a while, and then saw He Feizhang turned back again, holding a bowl-shaped stone utensil in his hand, which seemed to contain some food.
As he got closer, Zhou Fang could smell the aroma of food.
Sure enough, He Feizhang walked up a few steps, brought the bowl in front of him, and said with a bad face: "Bassel is back, and Sun Xuan asked him to find some stones nearby that can be used as containers. This thing boiled up a bit of broth."
Zhou Fang took the bowl and looked down to see the rotten shredded meat floating in the soup. The milky white soup was covered with oil, which looked much better than the broth he drank in the cave before.
"The water from the river he used, and the meat skewers we brought, should taste better than the broth made with tree sap." Seeing him staring at the bowl, He Feizhang said, "Just out of the pot, Cool it down and drink it."
Zhou Fang nodded, put down the bowl, and patted his side with his right hand: "Come, sit down."
He Feizhang didn't bother to climb up the tree anymore, so he simply sat down beside Zhou Fang, watching the bubbling river not far away, lost in thought.
Zhou Fang asked: "Basel is back?"
"Yeah. Sun Xuan asked him to find food, and ordered him to wash his clothes." He Feizhang curled his lips: "That grandson is an idiot in life, and I don't know how he grew up so big. Basel is now his close body. nanny."
Zhou Fang reached out and rubbed his head: "Don't put too much thought on Basel, you are not fellow travelers."
"I just feel a little empathy." He Feizhang gritted his teeth and shook off his hand: "Speak as you speak, don't always move your hands."
Zhou Fang shook his head, feeling rather melancholy that his son's wings had hardened and he would no longer engage in parent-child activities with his father.He took off the grass root he was biting, handed it to He Feizhang's mouth, picked up the soup bowl with the other hand, and took a sip slowly.
He Feizhang was protesting that he messed up his freshly dried hair, when suddenly a grass stalk was stuffed into his mouth, and the words that came to his mouth were abruptly blocked back.
His eyes widened, and he couldn't remember what he just wanted to say.
Zhou Fang asked while drinking the soup, "It's very sweet, try licking it."
He Feizhang heard the words, subconsciously licked the root of the tongue.
Immediately, a trace of plant sweetness was brought out, and then swayed in the taste buds, that bit of sweetness seemed to be absent, quite a feeling of endless aftertaste.He couldn't help but licked it again, and then bit his teeth twice.
Zhou Fang: "Is it delicious?"
He Feizhang nodded blankly with the grass in his mouth.
Seeing his dazed look, Zhou Fang finally couldn't help laughing again, and finally reached out to rub his head.
After being rubbed for a while, He Feizhang suddenly came to his senses.
"You, you, you..." His mouth was sweet, and he couldn't bear the saliva of other people on it. He Feizhang jumped up, spit out the grass stem on the ground with two bah bah, pointed at Zhou and let you go. long time.
Is this hooliganism?Just ask if this is hooliganism? ?
Is this guy already so beastly that he can attack the same sex? !
Seeing his frightened expression, Zhou Fang started a new round of hahaha.
He Feizhang: "..."
So is this bastard playing him, or playing him, or playing him?
Ha ha, mother retarded.
By the time Zhou regained his strength, the bowl of broth was already cold.Zhou Fang didn't care about this, he drank the soup in a few sips, then slowly picked out the shredded pork in the bowl, took a look at He Feizhang and took a bite, as if he was watching him eat.
He Feizhang has entered a realm similar to "Sage Time".
Regardless of Zhou Fang's smirk and loud laughter, he remained unmoved, sitting cross-legged beside him like an old monk in meditation, expressing his extreme dislike for this person with an expressionless handsome face.
In this way, the two people get along very harmoniously. People who don't know may see it and sigh that the relationship between the two is really good.
He Feizhang: Hehe.
After Zhou Fang finished a large bowl of broth, and the two of them rested under the tree for a while, they heard Wen Rui calling someone from a distance, ready to set off to return.
He Feizhang leaned against the big tree and almost fell asleep, he answered casually, got up slowly, climbed up the tree and took off the clothes of the two of them, and found that they were completely dry, so he picked out his jacket and trousers and quickly put them on neatly .
When several people came over, they didn't bring any herbs for external application, so He Feizhang put away the cloth strips used as bandages, and helped Zhou Fang put on his coat.
After everything was sorted out, the two slowly returned to the fire and joined the others.
Sure enough, Basel had already returned, and he had also put on his clothes. At this time, he was helping Sun Xuan carry the box, and followed behind his master expressionlessly.
He Feizhang looked away and saw that Wen Rui was collecting used wooden sticks, so he hurried forward to help put out the campfire.
After everything was settled, the five of them returned the same way, and returned to the temporary cave before the sky became dark.
××××××××××
Since finding this water source, although the five people still have different ideas, they are very unified in the point of going out for an outing. They have to arrange a period of time every day, and everyone runs to take a quick bath together.
Because of this incident, the relationship between the few people is not as tense as before.He Feizhang secretly thought, this is probably because they have faced each other naked, and they even know how long each other's little bird is, so naturally they got closer.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help thinking about going to Zhou Fang to ask about the folk prescription.One hundred claws scratch my heart, I really want to go up a size!
There is no more to say here.
After two days of rest, Zhou Fang's injury has improved greatly. Although he still can't exercise vigorously, he can finally carry out some ordinary daily activities by himself.
Several people discussed it and decided to take advantage of the dawn to abandon this cave and start heading south.
In view of the fact that a group of gorillas are blocked on the only way to the mangrove, Zhou Fang suggested that they can first investigate along the periphery of the territory of this group of gorillas, and then make plans after the field survey.
Zhou Fang: "I need to confirm the number, strength and territory of this group of gorillas." Only then can we decide whether to pass by force or avoid them and find another way out.
So on the fifth day after they came to this world, several people packed their bags and set out on the journey to find the "Blue Bird".
This time it was Mondo who led the way, leading the five of them slowly avoiding the lairs of beasts all over the forest.
Ever since He Feizhang told him that he could go out and play casually, the brat hadn't come back. He had been wandering outside for two whole days, until the host called him, and then came back with a dead peregrine falcon in his mouth.
He Feizhang was almost dumbfounded when he saw the giant peregrine falcon that had been hung up.
Isn't this Nima the bird parasite he saw on the cliff of the rift valley when he first came? !This thing is more than three times the size of Mundo, why is it so cruel!
Mondo quickly finished eating his spoils, and said while licking his paws: 【It's time to go?Alas, if we wait a little longer, there might be little birds chasing after us. 】
He Feizhang: [Is it my illusion? I think you are quite sorry. 】
Mundo: 【What a pity, scoff. 】
He Feizhang: […]
He looked down at Mundo's leftover bird carcass, crouched down slowly, and found several unusual metal objects among the pile of broken bones.Looking at the shape, it seems to be the parts of the beak and claws. They are hard in texture, and the whole body is blue-gold, shining brightly in the sun.
He Feizhang didn't pay attention to the blood stains on the bird's beak, instead he held it in his hand and looked at it carefully.
The edge of the bird's beak was extremely sharp. He tried to break open the upper and lower beaks and found that the bird's tongue was still lying inside.
He Feizhang: "Oh."
Seeing his movements, Zhou Fang said casually: "Usually giant peregrine falcons that become parasites have evolved their beaks and claws to a certain extent. This one has evolved very well." He took the bird's beak, and then inserted the sharp upper beak into a huge stone next to it.
The boulder made a crisp "crack" sound, and was instantly smashed to pieces.
The beak was intact, and the sharp point seemed to be shining coldly.
Wen Rui passed by the two of them, and was also attracted by this scene, admiring the sharp beak.
He Feizhang was speechless, picked up two bird claws and played for a long time.Compared with the bird's beak, its claws are still a bit soft, and it is estimated that they will gradually stiffen in the near future, and finally become sharp weapons.
He stuffed all these things to Zhou Fang and Wen Rui: "You two should separate, we don't know what dangers we will encounter along the way, it is safe to carry a few self-defense weapons."
Neither of them refused. Zhou Fang had a bow and arrow in his hand, so he randomly picked up a bird's claw to play with, and gave Wen Rui the beak and the other claw.
Wen Rui readily accepted.
Because of the existence of parasites in the team, his strength as an ordinary person is slightly weaker, and he has almost become one of the dragging members.At this time, refusal is not acceptable, but it will be rejected by others.
As for Sun Xuan.Oh, of course this grandson has Basel to protect him, we don't take him to play.
Because Mundo caught a giant peregrine falcon, several people decided to leave immediately for fear that the peregrine falcon group would come to retaliate.
The author has something to say: ######The Sudden Brain Hole of "Journey to the South"######
Tang Xuanzang (Zhou Fang) is riding a white dragon horse (Basel), in front of him is the Monkey King (He Feizhang), who slays demons and demons, next to him is the pig Wu Neng (Sun Xuan), who covets the beauty of his elder brother, and behind him is the logistics man Sha Wujing (Wen Rui) went to the south to seek the scriptures all the way.
Passing through the country of daughters, the four of them went to seek alms together.
Because of her good looks, she was captured by female soldiers and handed over to the king.
At that time, the king (Bai Wei) was flirting with Mian Shou, and when he saw the four tied up, he immediately moved on.
The lord grabbed He Wukong and said affectionately: "Have I met Mr. Lang before? For a person as romantic and suave as Mr. Lang, I... I really..."
Before he finished speaking, the king could not help himself, and moved his hands down, wanting to eat some tofu first.
He Wukong has been a boy for hundreds of years, but he has never seen such a battle, his face is flushed, and his face and buttocks are the same color, which is very interesting.
After seeing it, the king couldn't put it down even more, and all the three thousand in the harem became vulgar fans.
Seeing the elder brother being humiliated face to face, Sun Wuneng's anger was at MAX, he shouted and broke the hemp rope, and even tore his clothes with too much force!
He took a step forward and kicked the lord into the air, then replaced him and put himself on top of the elder brother.
Seeing that the senior brother was in distress, and the second senior brother's shirt exploded, Wen Wujing silently said to his master: "Master, I'm afraid the senior brother will be in trouble, what should I do?"
Zhou Xuanzang said calmly: "Don't worry, there is a teacher here."
Then he kicked the white dragon horse's ass.
The horse was frightened, jumped up and down beside Sun Wuneng, and kicked him against the wall with one hoof.
Sun Wu could spit out a mouthful of blood, fell down with a bang, and fell right on the king's body.
The king rolled his eyes and fainted again.
Zhou Xuanzang untied the hemp rope by himself, squatted beside his eldest disciple, and lovingly touched his little face: "Disciple, don't be afraid."
He Wukong looked at him silently: "Master, how did you untie the rope?"
Zhou Xuanzang: "The rope is tied with a slipknot."
He Wukong: "..."
Zhou Xuanzang: "Really think that your second junior brother can break this thick hemp rope? Disciple, you are so sweet."
He Wukong burst into tears.
Zhou Fang clicked his tongue and kneaded the grass stem in his mouth with one hand, but insisted on not changing his position: "Don't you think your brother Zhou is so handsome?"
He Feizhang rolled his eyes in front of him: "So why have you been eating grass roots?"
Zhou Fang ignored his white eyes, tasted the sweetness, and said, "Because your Brother Zhou is starving to death."
He Feizhang: "..."
He almost thought he had heard it wrong: "You didn't eat? Then you came here to dry your hair in the sun!"
Zhou Fang squinted at him: "This nurse, please pay attention to your wording. Your patient is depressed and physically and mentally frustrated. Please take care of him, thank you."
He Feizhang was stunned by this person's shamelessness.
The patient was the oldest, he scratched his head, jumped down from the treetop helplessly, and went back to Wen Rui to see if there was any food left.
A faint smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Fang's mouth. He sat alone under the tree for a while, and then saw He Feizhang turned back again, holding a bowl-shaped stone utensil in his hand, which seemed to contain some food.
As he got closer, Zhou Fang could smell the aroma of food.
Sure enough, He Feizhang walked up a few steps, brought the bowl in front of him, and said with a bad face: "Bassel is back, and Sun Xuan asked him to find some stones nearby that can be used as containers. This thing boiled up a bit of broth."
Zhou Fang took the bowl and looked down to see the rotten shredded meat floating in the soup. The milky white soup was covered with oil, which looked much better than the broth he drank in the cave before.
"The water from the river he used, and the meat skewers we brought, should taste better than the broth made with tree sap." Seeing him staring at the bowl, He Feizhang said, "Just out of the pot, Cool it down and drink it."
Zhou Fang nodded, put down the bowl, and patted his side with his right hand: "Come, sit down."
He Feizhang didn't bother to climb up the tree anymore, so he simply sat down beside Zhou Fang, watching the bubbling river not far away, lost in thought.
Zhou Fang asked: "Basel is back?"
"Yeah. Sun Xuan asked him to find food, and ordered him to wash his clothes." He Feizhang curled his lips: "That grandson is an idiot in life, and I don't know how he grew up so big. Basel is now his close body. nanny."
Zhou Fang reached out and rubbed his head: "Don't put too much thought on Basel, you are not fellow travelers."
"I just feel a little empathy." He Feizhang gritted his teeth and shook off his hand: "Speak as you speak, don't always move your hands."
Zhou Fang shook his head, feeling rather melancholy that his son's wings had hardened and he would no longer engage in parent-child activities with his father.He took off the grass root he was biting, handed it to He Feizhang's mouth, picked up the soup bowl with the other hand, and took a sip slowly.
He Feizhang was protesting that he messed up his freshly dried hair, when suddenly a grass stalk was stuffed into his mouth, and the words that came to his mouth were abruptly blocked back.
His eyes widened, and he couldn't remember what he just wanted to say.
Zhou Fang asked while drinking the soup, "It's very sweet, try licking it."
He Feizhang heard the words, subconsciously licked the root of the tongue.
Immediately, a trace of plant sweetness was brought out, and then swayed in the taste buds, that bit of sweetness seemed to be absent, quite a feeling of endless aftertaste.He couldn't help but licked it again, and then bit his teeth twice.
Zhou Fang: "Is it delicious?"
He Feizhang nodded blankly with the grass in his mouth.
Seeing his dazed look, Zhou Fang finally couldn't help laughing again, and finally reached out to rub his head.
After being rubbed for a while, He Feizhang suddenly came to his senses.
"You, you, you..." His mouth was sweet, and he couldn't bear the saliva of other people on it. He Feizhang jumped up, spit out the grass stem on the ground with two bah bah, pointed at Zhou and let you go. long time.
Is this hooliganism?Just ask if this is hooliganism? ?
Is this guy already so beastly that he can attack the same sex? !
Seeing his frightened expression, Zhou Fang started a new round of hahaha.
He Feizhang: "..."
So is this bastard playing him, or playing him, or playing him?
Ha ha, mother retarded.
By the time Zhou regained his strength, the bowl of broth was already cold.Zhou Fang didn't care about this, he drank the soup in a few sips, then slowly picked out the shredded pork in the bowl, took a look at He Feizhang and took a bite, as if he was watching him eat.
He Feizhang has entered a realm similar to "Sage Time".
Regardless of Zhou Fang's smirk and loud laughter, he remained unmoved, sitting cross-legged beside him like an old monk in meditation, expressing his extreme dislike for this person with an expressionless handsome face.
In this way, the two people get along very harmoniously. People who don't know may see it and sigh that the relationship between the two is really good.
He Feizhang: Hehe.
After Zhou Fang finished a large bowl of broth, and the two of them rested under the tree for a while, they heard Wen Rui calling someone from a distance, ready to set off to return.
He Feizhang leaned against the big tree and almost fell asleep, he answered casually, got up slowly, climbed up the tree and took off the clothes of the two of them, and found that they were completely dry, so he picked out his jacket and trousers and quickly put them on neatly .
When several people came over, they didn't bring any herbs for external application, so He Feizhang put away the cloth strips used as bandages, and helped Zhou Fang put on his coat.
After everything was sorted out, the two slowly returned to the fire and joined the others.
Sure enough, Basel had already returned, and he had also put on his clothes. At this time, he was helping Sun Xuan carry the box, and followed behind his master expressionlessly.
He Feizhang looked away and saw that Wen Rui was collecting used wooden sticks, so he hurried forward to help put out the campfire.
After everything was settled, the five of them returned the same way, and returned to the temporary cave before the sky became dark.
××××××××××
Since finding this water source, although the five people still have different ideas, they are very unified in the point of going out for an outing. They have to arrange a period of time every day, and everyone runs to take a quick bath together.
Because of this incident, the relationship between the few people is not as tense as before.He Feizhang secretly thought, this is probably because they have faced each other naked, and they even know how long each other's little bird is, so naturally they got closer.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help thinking about going to Zhou Fang to ask about the folk prescription.One hundred claws scratch my heart, I really want to go up a size!
There is no more to say here.
After two days of rest, Zhou Fang's injury has improved greatly. Although he still can't exercise vigorously, he can finally carry out some ordinary daily activities by himself.
Several people discussed it and decided to take advantage of the dawn to abandon this cave and start heading south.
In view of the fact that a group of gorillas are blocked on the only way to the mangrove, Zhou Fang suggested that they can first investigate along the periphery of the territory of this group of gorillas, and then make plans after the field survey.
Zhou Fang: "I need to confirm the number, strength and territory of this group of gorillas." Only then can we decide whether to pass by force or avoid them and find another way out.
So on the fifth day after they came to this world, several people packed their bags and set out on the journey to find the "Blue Bird".
This time it was Mondo who led the way, leading the five of them slowly avoiding the lairs of beasts all over the forest.
Ever since He Feizhang told him that he could go out and play casually, the brat hadn't come back. He had been wandering outside for two whole days, until the host called him, and then came back with a dead peregrine falcon in his mouth.
He Feizhang was almost dumbfounded when he saw the giant peregrine falcon that had been hung up.
Isn't this Nima the bird parasite he saw on the cliff of the rift valley when he first came? !This thing is more than three times the size of Mundo, why is it so cruel!
Mondo quickly finished eating his spoils, and said while licking his paws: 【It's time to go?Alas, if we wait a little longer, there might be little birds chasing after us. 】
He Feizhang: [Is it my illusion? I think you are quite sorry. 】
Mundo: 【What a pity, scoff. 】
He Feizhang: […]
He looked down at Mundo's leftover bird carcass, crouched down slowly, and found several unusual metal objects among the pile of broken bones.Looking at the shape, it seems to be the parts of the beak and claws. They are hard in texture, and the whole body is blue-gold, shining brightly in the sun.
He Feizhang didn't pay attention to the blood stains on the bird's beak, instead he held it in his hand and looked at it carefully.
The edge of the bird's beak was extremely sharp. He tried to break open the upper and lower beaks and found that the bird's tongue was still lying inside.
He Feizhang: "Oh."
Seeing his movements, Zhou Fang said casually: "Usually giant peregrine falcons that become parasites have evolved their beaks and claws to a certain extent. This one has evolved very well." He took the bird's beak, and then inserted the sharp upper beak into a huge stone next to it.
The boulder made a crisp "crack" sound, and was instantly smashed to pieces.
The beak was intact, and the sharp point seemed to be shining coldly.
Wen Rui passed by the two of them, and was also attracted by this scene, admiring the sharp beak.
He Feizhang was speechless, picked up two bird claws and played for a long time.Compared with the bird's beak, its claws are still a bit soft, and it is estimated that they will gradually stiffen in the near future, and finally become sharp weapons.
He stuffed all these things to Zhou Fang and Wen Rui: "You two should separate, we don't know what dangers we will encounter along the way, it is safe to carry a few self-defense weapons."
Neither of them refused. Zhou Fang had a bow and arrow in his hand, so he randomly picked up a bird's claw to play with, and gave Wen Rui the beak and the other claw.
Wen Rui readily accepted.
Because of the existence of parasites in the team, his strength as an ordinary person is slightly weaker, and he has almost become one of the dragging members.At this time, refusal is not acceptable, but it will be rejected by others.
As for Sun Xuan.Oh, of course this grandson has Basel to protect him, we don't take him to play.
Because Mundo caught a giant peregrine falcon, several people decided to leave immediately for fear that the peregrine falcon group would come to retaliate.
The author has something to say: ######The Sudden Brain Hole of "Journey to the South"######
Tang Xuanzang (Zhou Fang) is riding a white dragon horse (Basel), in front of him is the Monkey King (He Feizhang), who slays demons and demons, next to him is the pig Wu Neng (Sun Xuan), who covets the beauty of his elder brother, and behind him is the logistics man Sha Wujing (Wen Rui) went to the south to seek the scriptures all the way.
Passing through the country of daughters, the four of them went to seek alms together.
Because of her good looks, she was captured by female soldiers and handed over to the king.
At that time, the king (Bai Wei) was flirting with Mian Shou, and when he saw the four tied up, he immediately moved on.
The lord grabbed He Wukong and said affectionately: "Have I met Mr. Lang before? For a person as romantic and suave as Mr. Lang, I... I really..."
Before he finished speaking, the king could not help himself, and moved his hands down, wanting to eat some tofu first.
He Wukong has been a boy for hundreds of years, but he has never seen such a battle, his face is flushed, and his face and buttocks are the same color, which is very interesting.
After seeing it, the king couldn't put it down even more, and all the three thousand in the harem became vulgar fans.
Seeing the elder brother being humiliated face to face, Sun Wuneng's anger was at MAX, he shouted and broke the hemp rope, and even tore his clothes with too much force!
He took a step forward and kicked the lord into the air, then replaced him and put himself on top of the elder brother.
Seeing that the senior brother was in distress, and the second senior brother's shirt exploded, Wen Wujing silently said to his master: "Master, I'm afraid the senior brother will be in trouble, what should I do?"
Zhou Xuanzang said calmly: "Don't worry, there is a teacher here."
Then he kicked the white dragon horse's ass.
The horse was frightened, jumped up and down beside Sun Wuneng, and kicked him against the wall with one hoof.
Sun Wu could spit out a mouthful of blood, fell down with a bang, and fell right on the king's body.
The king rolled his eyes and fainted again.
Zhou Xuanzang untied the hemp rope by himself, squatted beside his eldest disciple, and lovingly touched his little face: "Disciple, don't be afraid."
He Wukong looked at him silently: "Master, how did you untie the rope?"
Zhou Xuanzang: "The rope is tied with a slipknot."
He Wukong: "..."
Zhou Xuanzang: "Really think that your second junior brother can break this thick hemp rope? Disciple, you are so sweet."
He Wukong burst into tears.
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