I'm not good at biology, don't lie to me
Chapter 77
But then he couldn't help but said: "Brother, what do you eat to grow so big, let me pass on your experience?"
Zhou Fang: "...Poof."
He buried his face in his palms, his shoulders trembling slightly.
He Feizhang looked up at him with a paralyzed face: "Don't try to divert my attention, you must have used some ancestral remedies, right? A good brother must know how to share, you know?" At the end, he did not give up and asked: " So, did you use folk remedies?"
Zhou Fang finally made a breakthrough, he covered his eyes, and a series of hearty laughter burst out from his throat.
This carefree and low-pitched laughter, like a melodious note played by a cello, startled a few birds in the jungle behind him and floated into He Feizhang's ears, but it was strangely pleasant.He looked up and saw Zhou Fang covering his eyes with one hand, smiling heartily.
Zhou Fang looked at him through his bluffing fingers, his brows and eyes were full of joy and wantonness.
He had never seen Mr. Zhou like this before.
For a while, Zhou Fang's teasing and teasing before, and his deliberate concealment earlier, can be ignored.
He Feizhang watched Zhou Fang laugh heartily, then cleared his throat, and reminded him: "Have you laughed enough? Lift your feet when you have laughed enough." The panties are only half off, okay?
Zhou Fang raised his feet obediently. Seeing that he took off his underwear and still put it on his clothes, he got up and hooked his hands: "Hurry up, everyone else has already finished washing, and you are the one who delays."
Zhou Fang smiled and said, "Rub my back for me."
He Feizhang shrugged and pushed him into the water.
They were also tired from playing. During the period, the two of them washed and rubbed. Zhou Fang didn't deliberately play with He Feizhang anymore, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth from beginning to end, and he seemed to be in a very good mood.
He Feizhang scrubbed his back carefully, a little afraid that the force would damage his inner palace.Zhou Fang has many scars on his body. Although they are all old wounds, they can't bear the large number of scars. At first glance, they are a little scary.
In He Feizhang's eyes, these scars were so handsome. He was a little curious, and ran his fingers across Zhou Fang's muscular back muscles. Once he saw the gray and white scars, he always wanted to poke and press them to see how they grew. no.
Zhou Fang was poked by him for a long time, itching so much, he had no choice but to turn around and grab the hand: "I remember I only told you to rub my back, but I didn't ask you to seduce me."
He Feizhang didn't notice that he was verbally molested again.His murderous hand was restrained, but he still couldn't resist the curiosity in his heart, and he didn't feel that his behavior was particularly like a moron coveting beauty.
His eyes were still rolling on those scars, and he couldn't help asking: "Brother Zhou, you have so many scars on your body."
There is no disgust or disgust in the tone, but there is a bit of envy and greed.
Zhou Fang thought it was funny, and squeezed his hand: "These are all military exploits."
He Feizhang suddenly remembered that Zhou Fang once said that he once had a parasitic beast, that is, Mondo's mother.From this point of view, Zhou Fang must have been a battle-tested fighter before.Just looking at the large and small scars, one can imagine how exciting this guy's previous life was, just like the live-action version of "Mission: Impossible".
But at that time, the two of them didn't meet each other at all, and it was He Feizhang's great regret that he couldn't meet Zhou Fang who was a parasite.
Just imagine, Mundo's mother must also be a lynx.
So if Zhou Fang succeeds in synchronizing with the parasitic beast, will he evolve golden eyes and pointed ears like him?
Maybe even a fluffy tail...
He Feizhang looked at the pale white scars on Zhou Fang's body, and unconsciously tilted his head, because his saliva was about to drip from such an illusion.
Zhou Fang was in a good mood at this time, seeing He Feizhang's dementia, he thought it was fun no matter how he looked at it.Seeing that he was interested in the scars on his body, he simply picked a few and explained to him how they got them.
As a result, just as He Feizhang thought before, every scar on Zhou Fang represented a dangerous experience.
Some of them were left for the country to perform missions, while others were caused by feuds with parasites and alien species, and the two parties fought.
He Feizhang was listening to him tell the story, but he felt more and more admiration for this person in his heart.
Leaving aside his slightly stubborn personality, just talking about the many things this man has done for Huaguo, He Feizhang can no longer simply contradict him.He Feizhang thought about those little thoughts of "must take revenge on him" before, and he felt a little inexplicably shocked.
This feeling is probably: ah, I didn't expect Brother Zhou to be a patriotic soldier who has abandoned vulgar tastes and has political consciousness!I used to scold him for hypocrisy, I really shouldn't!
He Feizhang felt ashamed of his former self.
The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became. After listening to Zhou Fang's story, he couldn't help asking: "Brother Zhou, what you said is true? These things should be confidential, right? Is it really okay to tell me?"
Zhou Fang suppressed a smile: "Of course it's all fake, just to tease you."
He Feizhang: "...Huh?"
Zhou Fang: "How can it be possible to tell you casually about state secrets, baby, you are so sweet."
He Feizhang: "..."
He Feizhang managed to hold back a mouthful of blood.
What a politically conscious patriotic fighter!Mad, he is a duplicity, hypocrisy, shameless liar!
He Feizhang was so angry that he fell on his back, and almost threw the cloth strip in his hand that was used as a bath towel on his face.Remembering that the person in front of him was a patient, he took deep breaths repeatedly, and then stopped the thought of beating his teammates violently, and let Zhou Fang rinse his arms again sullenly.
In the middle, Zhou Fang started to tease him again, but He Feizhang pretended he didn't hear it, and just gave him a blank look the whole time.However, even so, Zhou Fang was very happy. While cleaning his body in cooperation with He Feizhang's movements, he continued to flirt without fear of death.
At the end, He Feizhang still didn't hold back, and asked him secretly: "About that...you really haven't taken any old folk remedies?"
Zhou Fang's expression cracked, and he almost laughed again, knowingly asked: "I don't quite understand, what do you mean?"
He Feizhang pointed to the water and signaled him with his eyes: "That's the one, the pure man's one."
Zhou Fang covered his mouth: "No... born... poof."
"Ah." He looked a little disappointed, but then cheered up again, took the cloth strip that Zhou Fang had just bathed and threw it on himself, rubbed it randomly, and took a fighting bath for himself, and then Said: "Maybe it has something to do with your daily diet. Speaking of which, I have been running around with you for a month, eating and sleeping together, maybe I can become a size bigger after a while?"
Thinking about it this way, I was a little excited.
Even the bad mood of being teased just now has been reduced a lot!
Zhou Fang heard him rambling, suddenly leaned forward, bent down and plunged into the water.
He Feizhang was shocked: "Hey, what's the matter? Get up, you're fine!"
He hurried forward and dragged Zhou Fang out of the water, then grabbed his face and scratched himself, trying to see if he was injured.
Then he saw a man who was already cramp laughing.
Zhou Fang: "Hahahahaha——"
He Feizhang: "..."
He Feizhang let go of his hand, turned and went ashore expressionlessly.
Zhou Fang: "Haha——hey, I can't do it, I'm out of breath hahaha!"
Wen Rui was attracted by the voice: "What happened?"
There was so much commotion here that even Sun Xuan and Basel on the other side of the river looked over here from afar.
He Feizhang shook off the water droplets on his body, and while wiping his body with his shirt, he said calmly, "He's mentally ill, so ignore him."
Zhou Fang: "Stinky boy, come and help me hahaha... Oh, my intestines hurt hahahaha..."
He Feizhang threw his shirt off, and angrily turned back the same way: "I told you to take it easy, you don't understand?! Laughing fart, you'll be happy if you squirt blood after laughing for a while!"
Zhou Fang: "Spraying blood hahahahaha!"
Wen Rui: "..." Come on, he should leave.
Where did Wen Rui come from, and where did he go back silently.
Falling in love is really a thing that loses IQ. Even if you are as powerful and confident as Zhou Fang, you will become mentally retarded at this time. (fog)
Ugh.
Wen Rui was inexplicably disappointed, and ignored the two people behind him any more.
The washing and dressing process that followed was also tragic. Zhou Fang felt as if he had eaten ass. He shook his shoulders and laughed for a long time. He glanced at He Feizhang who looked disgusted, and laughed like a convulsion.
While wiping his back expressionlessly, He Feizhang complained frantically in his heart: Damn you are mentally retarded.
The remaining three people, except for Basel who was ignorant, were completely speechless to him, and they were unwilling to talk to this fellow.
Wen Rui: "It looks good here. We still need to cultivate collectively today and tomorrow. It's not a big deal. Why don't we just stay here for a while."
Several people nodded in agreement.
The daytime in the SS world is long, and the Buta Forest is in the warm and humid season. Several people do not feel cold even if they are naked in the water.The warm stream flowing through the body also washed away the exhaustion of several people who had been tossing and going. It was really pleasant and comfortable.
The scenery here is beautiful, and because of the shock of the aura of the two parasites, many birds and animals who want to come to drink water are stopped. It is rare for a few people to stop thinking about unnecessary trivial matters and just calm down to enjoy the natural scenery.Like Sun Xuan and his like, it was rare that they didn't come to find He Feizhang to rub against each other, and focused on cleaning up their personal hygiene.
Wen Rui cleared an open space on the shore, set up firewood and lit a bonfire, and then rolled it up with leaves in the future, put the food and herbs that he brought along with him in front of him, and put the grilled meat skewers by the fire Reheat.
It seems to be a posture of going out and going on an outdoor picnic.
After a while, the smell of barbecue attracted the others.A few old men quickly waded out of the river. They didn't know how to wipe off the water on their bodies, and they didn't put on their clothes properly. They all sat cross-legged around the fire, waiting for Wen Rui to share the meat with them.
Wen Rui: "..." When did he become the logistics nanny in the team?
This group of naked men formed a circle, and when you looked down, you could see a row of birds spreading their wings. If you mixed in with a well-dressed outsider at this time, and saw such a scene, you might think you met a group of brothers and nobles. People can not stop the hot eyes.
The author has something to say:
##### Hand over your folk remedies to #####
He Feizhang threatened: "A good brother must know how to share, and quickly hand over your ancestral folk prescription."
Zhou Fang nodded, and dragged out a huge box from under the bed: "Which one do you want?"
He Feizhang: "..."
He Feizhang looked confused: "What, how many folk remedies have you made?!"
Zhou Fang opened the box and said proudly: "There is only one box in the apartment here, and most of the others are in my villa. I will take you to have a look when I have a chance."
He Feizhang: "..."
He Feizhang: "I'm convinced."
Zhou Fang: "...Poof."
He buried his face in his palms, his shoulders trembling slightly.
He Feizhang looked up at him with a paralyzed face: "Don't try to divert my attention, you must have used some ancestral remedies, right? A good brother must know how to share, you know?" At the end, he did not give up and asked: " So, did you use folk remedies?"
Zhou Fang finally made a breakthrough, he covered his eyes, and a series of hearty laughter burst out from his throat.
This carefree and low-pitched laughter, like a melodious note played by a cello, startled a few birds in the jungle behind him and floated into He Feizhang's ears, but it was strangely pleasant.He looked up and saw Zhou Fang covering his eyes with one hand, smiling heartily.
Zhou Fang looked at him through his bluffing fingers, his brows and eyes were full of joy and wantonness.
He had never seen Mr. Zhou like this before.
For a while, Zhou Fang's teasing and teasing before, and his deliberate concealment earlier, can be ignored.
He Feizhang watched Zhou Fang laugh heartily, then cleared his throat, and reminded him: "Have you laughed enough? Lift your feet when you have laughed enough." The panties are only half off, okay?
Zhou Fang raised his feet obediently. Seeing that he took off his underwear and still put it on his clothes, he got up and hooked his hands: "Hurry up, everyone else has already finished washing, and you are the one who delays."
Zhou Fang smiled and said, "Rub my back for me."
He Feizhang shrugged and pushed him into the water.
They were also tired from playing. During the period, the two of them washed and rubbed. Zhou Fang didn't deliberately play with He Feizhang anymore, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth from beginning to end, and he seemed to be in a very good mood.
He Feizhang scrubbed his back carefully, a little afraid that the force would damage his inner palace.Zhou Fang has many scars on his body. Although they are all old wounds, they can't bear the large number of scars. At first glance, they are a little scary.
In He Feizhang's eyes, these scars were so handsome. He was a little curious, and ran his fingers across Zhou Fang's muscular back muscles. Once he saw the gray and white scars, he always wanted to poke and press them to see how they grew. no.
Zhou Fang was poked by him for a long time, itching so much, he had no choice but to turn around and grab the hand: "I remember I only told you to rub my back, but I didn't ask you to seduce me."
He Feizhang didn't notice that he was verbally molested again.His murderous hand was restrained, but he still couldn't resist the curiosity in his heart, and he didn't feel that his behavior was particularly like a moron coveting beauty.
His eyes were still rolling on those scars, and he couldn't help asking: "Brother Zhou, you have so many scars on your body."
There is no disgust or disgust in the tone, but there is a bit of envy and greed.
Zhou Fang thought it was funny, and squeezed his hand: "These are all military exploits."
He Feizhang suddenly remembered that Zhou Fang once said that he once had a parasitic beast, that is, Mondo's mother.From this point of view, Zhou Fang must have been a battle-tested fighter before.Just looking at the large and small scars, one can imagine how exciting this guy's previous life was, just like the live-action version of "Mission: Impossible".
But at that time, the two of them didn't meet each other at all, and it was He Feizhang's great regret that he couldn't meet Zhou Fang who was a parasite.
Just imagine, Mundo's mother must also be a lynx.
So if Zhou Fang succeeds in synchronizing with the parasitic beast, will he evolve golden eyes and pointed ears like him?
Maybe even a fluffy tail...
He Feizhang looked at the pale white scars on Zhou Fang's body, and unconsciously tilted his head, because his saliva was about to drip from such an illusion.
Zhou Fang was in a good mood at this time, seeing He Feizhang's dementia, he thought it was fun no matter how he looked at it.Seeing that he was interested in the scars on his body, he simply picked a few and explained to him how they got them.
As a result, just as He Feizhang thought before, every scar on Zhou Fang represented a dangerous experience.
Some of them were left for the country to perform missions, while others were caused by feuds with parasites and alien species, and the two parties fought.
He Feizhang was listening to him tell the story, but he felt more and more admiration for this person in his heart.
Leaving aside his slightly stubborn personality, just talking about the many things this man has done for Huaguo, He Feizhang can no longer simply contradict him.He Feizhang thought about those little thoughts of "must take revenge on him" before, and he felt a little inexplicably shocked.
This feeling is probably: ah, I didn't expect Brother Zhou to be a patriotic soldier who has abandoned vulgar tastes and has political consciousness!I used to scold him for hypocrisy, I really shouldn't!
He Feizhang felt ashamed of his former self.
The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became. After listening to Zhou Fang's story, he couldn't help asking: "Brother Zhou, what you said is true? These things should be confidential, right? Is it really okay to tell me?"
Zhou Fang suppressed a smile: "Of course it's all fake, just to tease you."
He Feizhang: "...Huh?"
Zhou Fang: "How can it be possible to tell you casually about state secrets, baby, you are so sweet."
He Feizhang: "..."
He Feizhang managed to hold back a mouthful of blood.
What a politically conscious patriotic fighter!Mad, he is a duplicity, hypocrisy, shameless liar!
He Feizhang was so angry that he fell on his back, and almost threw the cloth strip in his hand that was used as a bath towel on his face.Remembering that the person in front of him was a patient, he took deep breaths repeatedly, and then stopped the thought of beating his teammates violently, and let Zhou Fang rinse his arms again sullenly.
In the middle, Zhou Fang started to tease him again, but He Feizhang pretended he didn't hear it, and just gave him a blank look the whole time.However, even so, Zhou Fang was very happy. While cleaning his body in cooperation with He Feizhang's movements, he continued to flirt without fear of death.
At the end, He Feizhang still didn't hold back, and asked him secretly: "About that...you really haven't taken any old folk remedies?"
Zhou Fang's expression cracked, and he almost laughed again, knowingly asked: "I don't quite understand, what do you mean?"
He Feizhang pointed to the water and signaled him with his eyes: "That's the one, the pure man's one."
Zhou Fang covered his mouth: "No... born... poof."
"Ah." He looked a little disappointed, but then cheered up again, took the cloth strip that Zhou Fang had just bathed and threw it on himself, rubbed it randomly, and took a fighting bath for himself, and then Said: "Maybe it has something to do with your daily diet. Speaking of which, I have been running around with you for a month, eating and sleeping together, maybe I can become a size bigger after a while?"
Thinking about it this way, I was a little excited.
Even the bad mood of being teased just now has been reduced a lot!
Zhou Fang heard him rambling, suddenly leaned forward, bent down and plunged into the water.
He Feizhang was shocked: "Hey, what's the matter? Get up, you're fine!"
He hurried forward and dragged Zhou Fang out of the water, then grabbed his face and scratched himself, trying to see if he was injured.
Then he saw a man who was already cramp laughing.
Zhou Fang: "Hahahahaha——"
He Feizhang: "..."
He Feizhang let go of his hand, turned and went ashore expressionlessly.
Zhou Fang: "Haha——hey, I can't do it, I'm out of breath hahaha!"
Wen Rui was attracted by the voice: "What happened?"
There was so much commotion here that even Sun Xuan and Basel on the other side of the river looked over here from afar.
He Feizhang shook off the water droplets on his body, and while wiping his body with his shirt, he said calmly, "He's mentally ill, so ignore him."
Zhou Fang: "Stinky boy, come and help me hahaha... Oh, my intestines hurt hahahaha..."
He Feizhang threw his shirt off, and angrily turned back the same way: "I told you to take it easy, you don't understand?! Laughing fart, you'll be happy if you squirt blood after laughing for a while!"
Zhou Fang: "Spraying blood hahahahaha!"
Wen Rui: "..." Come on, he should leave.
Where did Wen Rui come from, and where did he go back silently.
Falling in love is really a thing that loses IQ. Even if you are as powerful and confident as Zhou Fang, you will become mentally retarded at this time. (fog)
Ugh.
Wen Rui was inexplicably disappointed, and ignored the two people behind him any more.
The washing and dressing process that followed was also tragic. Zhou Fang felt as if he had eaten ass. He shook his shoulders and laughed for a long time. He glanced at He Feizhang who looked disgusted, and laughed like a convulsion.
While wiping his back expressionlessly, He Feizhang complained frantically in his heart: Damn you are mentally retarded.
The remaining three people, except for Basel who was ignorant, were completely speechless to him, and they were unwilling to talk to this fellow.
Wen Rui: "It looks good here. We still need to cultivate collectively today and tomorrow. It's not a big deal. Why don't we just stay here for a while."
Several people nodded in agreement.
The daytime in the SS world is long, and the Buta Forest is in the warm and humid season. Several people do not feel cold even if they are naked in the water.The warm stream flowing through the body also washed away the exhaustion of several people who had been tossing and going. It was really pleasant and comfortable.
The scenery here is beautiful, and because of the shock of the aura of the two parasites, many birds and animals who want to come to drink water are stopped. It is rare for a few people to stop thinking about unnecessary trivial matters and just calm down to enjoy the natural scenery.Like Sun Xuan and his like, it was rare that they didn't come to find He Feizhang to rub against each other, and focused on cleaning up their personal hygiene.
Wen Rui cleared an open space on the shore, set up firewood and lit a bonfire, and then rolled it up with leaves in the future, put the food and herbs that he brought along with him in front of him, and put the grilled meat skewers by the fire Reheat.
It seems to be a posture of going out and going on an outdoor picnic.
After a while, the smell of barbecue attracted the others.A few old men quickly waded out of the river. They didn't know how to wipe off the water on their bodies, and they didn't put on their clothes properly. They all sat cross-legged around the fire, waiting for Wen Rui to share the meat with them.
Wen Rui: "..." When did he become the logistics nanny in the team?
This group of naked men formed a circle, and when you looked down, you could see a row of birds spreading their wings. If you mixed in with a well-dressed outsider at this time, and saw such a scene, you might think you met a group of brothers and nobles. People can not stop the hot eyes.
The author has something to say:
##### Hand over your folk remedies to #####
He Feizhang threatened: "A good brother must know how to share, and quickly hand over your ancestral folk prescription."
Zhou Fang nodded, and dragged out a huge box from under the bed: "Which one do you want?"
He Feizhang: "..."
He Feizhang looked confused: "What, how many folk remedies have you made?!"
Zhou Fang opened the box and said proudly: "There is only one box in the apartment here, and most of the others are in my villa. I will take you to have a look when I have a chance."
He Feizhang: "..."
He Feizhang: "I'm convinced."
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