I'm not good at biology, don't lie to me
Chapter 5
Zhou Fang's home is in the center of City Z, within the second ring road, with bustling businesses and high-rise buildings, it is simply a golden residential area.Therefore, their car was blocked on the road without any suspense, and they moved forward slowly at a turtle speed.
Yep, the guy picked him up in a Land Rover.
He Feizhang is still a little confused about this person's brain circuit. A person who looks like a white-collar petty bourgeoisie in a suit and a Land Rover, why can't he think about it and come to work for him as a nurse.
Super nurses sound nice, but they are essentially nurses who urinate on patients in hospitals. The difference is only between ordinary nurses and senior nurses.
Thinking about the aunts I met in the inpatient department of the hospital, and looking at Zhou Fang who was holding the steering wheel with one hand and lowering the car window to check the traffic jam, He Feizhang felt that if this person did not have a huge conspiracy, then he had doubts about this profession. There is deep love.
Regarding this, He Feizhang said: I don't really understand you city people.
The traffic was moving slowly, Zhou Fang saw that he was bored, so he said, "If you are bored, how about we chat casually?"
He Feizhang hesitated and asked, "You...is your job to be a nurse?"
"No." Zhou Fang casually took out a business card from his jacket pocket, handed it to He Feizhang, and said, "I have a serious job, and special care is just a hobby. But don't question my special care ability, I have a special assessment."
He Feizhang took the business card, and saw that on the pure black card, there was a silver "Zhou Fang" engraved on it, and the name of a certain publishing house was underneath.He Feizhang looked at the title: "Are you an editor-in-chief?"
Zhou Fang nodded.
It is estimated that he is still the kind of editor-in-chief who can both relax and make money.He Feizhang was jealous in his heart: He is a wicked rich man, he still works as a nurse, he really has too much time to spare.
He Feizhang asked in disbelief: "So how did we meet?"
"Of course it's a hospital." Zhou Fang glanced at him. "I know doctors from several big hospitals, and they are all famous there. If there are any strange patients who need intensive care, they will sometimes notify me."
Oh, the peculiar patient.He thought coldly, is it strange to have delusions and want to overthrow other people's mental illness?Hehe, kill you.
Zhou Fang said calmly while driving: "But we mainly closed eyes, not because I'm interested in your illness. So, can you take back the knife? The impact on the road is not very good."
He Feizhang sneered: "Oh, but I'm a patient, I can't control myself."
Zhou Fang glanced at him.
He Feizhang was terrified by this look.
For no reason, Zhou Fang, a clerical worker who has been sitting in an office for many years, just turned his head and glanced, but He Feizhang was so terrified and sweated coldly.
Zhou Tehu said quietly: "It's okay, I will be a competent special nurse."
Then he stretched out his right hand to He Feizhang.
Sensing the approaching danger, He Feizhang tensed his body vigilantly and said, "You..." Before he finished speaking, Zhou Fang stretched out his hand, and He Feizhang's body moved instinctively.
He jumped up from the seat, but before he could make any more movements, the hand came to the back of his neck and pinched it lightly. He groaned, half of his body went numb, and the knife fell on his leg. .
Feeling numbness in his body, he said in shock: "What's the matter with me?! It's numb!"
"Unique secret technique." Zhou Fang showed a "gentle" smile on treating patients again, took the knife with a smile, put it in the storage box in the car, and said to him with a smile: "Now we can just chat and not use hands." ?"
He Feizhang: "You you you you!"
Zhou Fang was still rambling: "Young man, don't always think about fighting and killing every day, talk more about love and do exercise books, it will also be good for your condition."
He Feizhang leaned weakly on the passenger seat: "Stop the car, I want to go home..."
Zhou Fang said softly, "Don't be afraid, I don't eat people."
He Feizhang almost burst into tears: God TM super care!Dr. Hao, I feel that my condition is getting worse!
Just paralyzed all the way, when the car drove to Zhou Fang's house, He Feizhang had already fallen asleep in the passenger seat unbearably disturbed.Zhou Fang looked at him for a while, leaned closer, made a few gestures on his face with his hands, and then flicked his brains, the kind with a sound.
He Feizhang woke up with a groan: "... Arrived?".
"Well, get out of the car and follow me."
The two left the underground parking lot, Zhou Fang took him to swipe his card to enter the building, all the way into the elevator of the apartment building, and only after He Feizhang stood still, he pressed the number casually.He Feizhang saw that he pressed the button on the 28th floor, the top floor of the apartment.
This apartment seems to be built in a European style. The lobby at the entrance is spacious and scary. There are three huge crystal lamps hanging from the ceiling. There are exquisite and gorgeous reliefs carved on the Roman columns in the hall. There is also a special reception hall near the gate. In the small reception area, several people were sitting and chatting quietly.The marble floor was well-maintained, if not for the fact that there were still many people in the lobby at this point, He Feizhang would have wanted to try roller skating on it.
After roughly scanning the surroundings along the way, He Feizhang had already labeled Zhou Fang as a "local tyrant".
For such a wealthy person, he even gave him shit and piss as a nurse.Inexplicably, He Feizhang felt a strange sense of satisfaction as a poor and lower-middle peasant turning himself into the master.
The elevator stopped on the 28th floor, He Feizhang followed Zhou Fang out, looked around, and found that there was only one passage on this floor, and there was only one door at the end of the corridor.It seems that the entire 28th floor of this apartment has only one resident, Zhou Fang.
...Is the current editor-in-chief so rich? Why does Zhou Fang's back suddenly look extremely tall?
Finally getting a little timid, He Feizhang began to consider the feasibility of turning around and going home now.
Zhou Fang had already opened the door at this time, turned to him and said, "Come in."
He Feizhang had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow him into the house.
Sure enough, the house is also filled with "trench" European-style furniture.If you don't have any aura on your body, you really dare not live in it casually.
He Feizhang was almost blinded: "I said...you are too rich, right? The editor-in-chief already earns so much?" Is it too late to change majors now?
"It's not what you think," Zhou Fang said helplessly, "I can't afford this house. Someone else gave me a temporary residence. I'm just a tenant."
He Feizhang leaned against the entrance, not sure if it was his illusion, but he always felt that the furnishings in the room looked familiar. He recalled it, and remembered that he had seen it in his mobile phone.In the photo of him and this guy, the decoration style of the background room is really similar to here.
Sure enough, Zhou Fang said to him: "You were here last month, and you lived here for nearly a month."
He Feizhang: "...But, it is said that I also went to Shennongjia."
Zhou Fang said: "Oh, that was taken during my travels last year."
He Feizhang: "..."
Zhou Fang looked at him and shook his phone: "I posted it in Moments."
He Feizhang felt that he was mentally retarded when he was frightened during the day.Well, one less mystery.
"Don't just stand at the door, come in." Zhou Fang found a pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet, put them at his feet, and then seemed to think of something, slapped his forehead and said to him: "Hey, I forgot you and lost my memory again." Now, let me introduce another member of the family, come on."
Zhou Fang smiled and watched him change his shoes, walked to the door of a room on the left of the living room, and put his hand on the doorknob: "You have gotten along very well before, so I think it shouldn't be difficult to get to know each other again." Said After he finished, he slowly opened the door.
He Feizhang saw his strange smile, and thought that this person probably had no good intentions, and he thought that the person he was going to introduce had some problems with himself.That's right, he's still suffering from an illness, who would be as good as a mentally ill brother.
He Feizhang misses his butterfly knife a bit.
But this time he was wrong.
A strange breath spread out from the crack of the door, locking him instantly, as if there was a terrifying beast hiding behind the door, and it was about to fly out and bite his throat in the next second.He Feizhang stiffened almost the moment the door opened.
The horrible breath hit him all over the body, he opened his mouth to speak, but he couldn't hold it in for a long time.
Zhou Fang didn't seem to notice his abnormality, opened the door and took out a small white teddy, smiled and said to He Feizhang: "Re-recognize, this is a sauce bun, as long as you don't compete with it, it is generally very gentle. "
He Feizhang: "..."
He Feizhang was about to lose his temper.Damn, I was almost scared to pee by this momentum, but it turned out to be a Teddy? !
He looked at the dog. It was only the size of two palms of an adult, and its off-white hair was curly. It just lay motionless in Zhou Fang's arms.The little guy stared at him with a pair of bean-sized eyes, and let out a growling sound of "Wurululu" from his throat.
He Feizhang was immediately frightened and stuck back to the door panel.
Zhou Fang turned a blind eye to it, and shook Xiaojiangbao's front paws with a smile, and said to him, "It liked you a lot before, and we should get along well these few days." That Teddy seemed to understand, " Wang" answered him.
Zhou Fang said, "Hehe, Jiangbao is greeting you."
He Feizhang burst into tears: "I've made up my mind, I'd better go home and not bother you bye!"
Zhou Fang put the dog back into the room and closed the door: "It's a pity, when you left last month, you were already glued together."
He Feizhang stared at the room in horror, and he could still hear the faint sound of scratching the door.Zhou Fang called him to the living room to sit down, and he said with lingering fear: "I was not afraid of dogs before, but I almost peed in fear just now."
He Feizhang poured him a cup of warm water and put it on the table, and sat on the sofa next to him: "It's okay, you two will be fine if you stay together for two days. Sauce buns are usually very docile, and it can alleviate your condition."
He Feizhang asked blankly, "Huh?"
"Don't you think that with the sauce package, you are too scared to cut people?"
He Feizhang: ...Brother, are you really treating me? I don't think it's right.
Yep, the guy picked him up in a Land Rover.
He Feizhang is still a little confused about this person's brain circuit. A person who looks like a white-collar petty bourgeoisie in a suit and a Land Rover, why can't he think about it and come to work for him as a nurse.
Super nurses sound nice, but they are essentially nurses who urinate on patients in hospitals. The difference is only between ordinary nurses and senior nurses.
Thinking about the aunts I met in the inpatient department of the hospital, and looking at Zhou Fang who was holding the steering wheel with one hand and lowering the car window to check the traffic jam, He Feizhang felt that if this person did not have a huge conspiracy, then he had doubts about this profession. There is deep love.
Regarding this, He Feizhang said: I don't really understand you city people.
The traffic was moving slowly, Zhou Fang saw that he was bored, so he said, "If you are bored, how about we chat casually?"
He Feizhang hesitated and asked, "You...is your job to be a nurse?"
"No." Zhou Fang casually took out a business card from his jacket pocket, handed it to He Feizhang, and said, "I have a serious job, and special care is just a hobby. But don't question my special care ability, I have a special assessment."
He Feizhang took the business card, and saw that on the pure black card, there was a silver "Zhou Fang" engraved on it, and the name of a certain publishing house was underneath.He Feizhang looked at the title: "Are you an editor-in-chief?"
Zhou Fang nodded.
It is estimated that he is still the kind of editor-in-chief who can both relax and make money.He Feizhang was jealous in his heart: He is a wicked rich man, he still works as a nurse, he really has too much time to spare.
He Feizhang asked in disbelief: "So how did we meet?"
"Of course it's a hospital." Zhou Fang glanced at him. "I know doctors from several big hospitals, and they are all famous there. If there are any strange patients who need intensive care, they will sometimes notify me."
Oh, the peculiar patient.He thought coldly, is it strange to have delusions and want to overthrow other people's mental illness?Hehe, kill you.
Zhou Fang said calmly while driving: "But we mainly closed eyes, not because I'm interested in your illness. So, can you take back the knife? The impact on the road is not very good."
He Feizhang sneered: "Oh, but I'm a patient, I can't control myself."
Zhou Fang glanced at him.
He Feizhang was terrified by this look.
For no reason, Zhou Fang, a clerical worker who has been sitting in an office for many years, just turned his head and glanced, but He Feizhang was so terrified and sweated coldly.
Zhou Tehu said quietly: "It's okay, I will be a competent special nurse."
Then he stretched out his right hand to He Feizhang.
Sensing the approaching danger, He Feizhang tensed his body vigilantly and said, "You..." Before he finished speaking, Zhou Fang stretched out his hand, and He Feizhang's body moved instinctively.
He jumped up from the seat, but before he could make any more movements, the hand came to the back of his neck and pinched it lightly. He groaned, half of his body went numb, and the knife fell on his leg. .
Feeling numbness in his body, he said in shock: "What's the matter with me?! It's numb!"
"Unique secret technique." Zhou Fang showed a "gentle" smile on treating patients again, took the knife with a smile, put it in the storage box in the car, and said to him with a smile: "Now we can just chat and not use hands." ?"
He Feizhang: "You you you you!"
Zhou Fang was still rambling: "Young man, don't always think about fighting and killing every day, talk more about love and do exercise books, it will also be good for your condition."
He Feizhang leaned weakly on the passenger seat: "Stop the car, I want to go home..."
Zhou Fang said softly, "Don't be afraid, I don't eat people."
He Feizhang almost burst into tears: God TM super care!Dr. Hao, I feel that my condition is getting worse!
Just paralyzed all the way, when the car drove to Zhou Fang's house, He Feizhang had already fallen asleep in the passenger seat unbearably disturbed.Zhou Fang looked at him for a while, leaned closer, made a few gestures on his face with his hands, and then flicked his brains, the kind with a sound.
He Feizhang woke up with a groan: "... Arrived?".
"Well, get out of the car and follow me."
The two left the underground parking lot, Zhou Fang took him to swipe his card to enter the building, all the way into the elevator of the apartment building, and only after He Feizhang stood still, he pressed the number casually.He Feizhang saw that he pressed the button on the 28th floor, the top floor of the apartment.
This apartment seems to be built in a European style. The lobby at the entrance is spacious and scary. There are three huge crystal lamps hanging from the ceiling. There are exquisite and gorgeous reliefs carved on the Roman columns in the hall. There is also a special reception hall near the gate. In the small reception area, several people were sitting and chatting quietly.The marble floor was well-maintained, if not for the fact that there were still many people in the lobby at this point, He Feizhang would have wanted to try roller skating on it.
After roughly scanning the surroundings along the way, He Feizhang had already labeled Zhou Fang as a "local tyrant".
For such a wealthy person, he even gave him shit and piss as a nurse.Inexplicably, He Feizhang felt a strange sense of satisfaction as a poor and lower-middle peasant turning himself into the master.
The elevator stopped on the 28th floor, He Feizhang followed Zhou Fang out, looked around, and found that there was only one passage on this floor, and there was only one door at the end of the corridor.It seems that the entire 28th floor of this apartment has only one resident, Zhou Fang.
...Is the current editor-in-chief so rich? Why does Zhou Fang's back suddenly look extremely tall?
Finally getting a little timid, He Feizhang began to consider the feasibility of turning around and going home now.
Zhou Fang had already opened the door at this time, turned to him and said, "Come in."
He Feizhang had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow him into the house.
Sure enough, the house is also filled with "trench" European-style furniture.If you don't have any aura on your body, you really dare not live in it casually.
He Feizhang was almost blinded: "I said...you are too rich, right? The editor-in-chief already earns so much?" Is it too late to change majors now?
"It's not what you think," Zhou Fang said helplessly, "I can't afford this house. Someone else gave me a temporary residence. I'm just a tenant."
He Feizhang leaned against the entrance, not sure if it was his illusion, but he always felt that the furnishings in the room looked familiar. He recalled it, and remembered that he had seen it in his mobile phone.In the photo of him and this guy, the decoration style of the background room is really similar to here.
Sure enough, Zhou Fang said to him: "You were here last month, and you lived here for nearly a month."
He Feizhang: "...But, it is said that I also went to Shennongjia."
Zhou Fang said: "Oh, that was taken during my travels last year."
He Feizhang: "..."
Zhou Fang looked at him and shook his phone: "I posted it in Moments."
He Feizhang felt that he was mentally retarded when he was frightened during the day.Well, one less mystery.
"Don't just stand at the door, come in." Zhou Fang found a pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet, put them at his feet, and then seemed to think of something, slapped his forehead and said to him: "Hey, I forgot you and lost my memory again." Now, let me introduce another member of the family, come on."
Zhou Fang smiled and watched him change his shoes, walked to the door of a room on the left of the living room, and put his hand on the doorknob: "You have gotten along very well before, so I think it shouldn't be difficult to get to know each other again." Said After he finished, he slowly opened the door.
He Feizhang saw his strange smile, and thought that this person probably had no good intentions, and he thought that the person he was going to introduce had some problems with himself.That's right, he's still suffering from an illness, who would be as good as a mentally ill brother.
He Feizhang misses his butterfly knife a bit.
But this time he was wrong.
A strange breath spread out from the crack of the door, locking him instantly, as if there was a terrifying beast hiding behind the door, and it was about to fly out and bite his throat in the next second.He Feizhang stiffened almost the moment the door opened.
The horrible breath hit him all over the body, he opened his mouth to speak, but he couldn't hold it in for a long time.
Zhou Fang didn't seem to notice his abnormality, opened the door and took out a small white teddy, smiled and said to He Feizhang: "Re-recognize, this is a sauce bun, as long as you don't compete with it, it is generally very gentle. "
He Feizhang: "..."
He Feizhang was about to lose his temper.Damn, I was almost scared to pee by this momentum, but it turned out to be a Teddy? !
He looked at the dog. It was only the size of two palms of an adult, and its off-white hair was curly. It just lay motionless in Zhou Fang's arms.The little guy stared at him with a pair of bean-sized eyes, and let out a growling sound of "Wurululu" from his throat.
He Feizhang was immediately frightened and stuck back to the door panel.
Zhou Fang turned a blind eye to it, and shook Xiaojiangbao's front paws with a smile, and said to him, "It liked you a lot before, and we should get along well these few days." That Teddy seemed to understand, " Wang" answered him.
Zhou Fang said, "Hehe, Jiangbao is greeting you."
He Feizhang burst into tears: "I've made up my mind, I'd better go home and not bother you bye!"
Zhou Fang put the dog back into the room and closed the door: "It's a pity, when you left last month, you were already glued together."
He Feizhang stared at the room in horror, and he could still hear the faint sound of scratching the door.Zhou Fang called him to the living room to sit down, and he said with lingering fear: "I was not afraid of dogs before, but I almost peed in fear just now."
He Feizhang poured him a cup of warm water and put it on the table, and sat on the sofa next to him: "It's okay, you two will be fine if you stay together for two days. Sauce buns are usually very docile, and it can alleviate your condition."
He Feizhang asked blankly, "Huh?"
"Don't you think that with the sauce package, you are too scared to cut people?"
He Feizhang: ...Brother, are you really treating me? I don't think it's right.
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