I'm not good at biology, don't lie to me

He Feizhang disappeared and led Mengdo all the way into the teaching building of the foreign language department. He Feizhang bit its clothes and dragged Mengdo into the classroom.The old professor has come, but fortunately the class bell has not yet

There was a loud noise, and Mondo swaggered and sat in the last row facing the gazes of all the teachers and students in the classroom.

He Feizhang sighed and lay down at its feet, and reminded: [Hey, be gentler, put away your dead fish eyes, I am quite famous in school as a sunny type of grass.

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Mondo supported his chin with one hand, his expression was still very impatient: [I'm so bored, I want to sleep. 】

【You have been sleeping for half a year, you are actually not a lynx but a pig. 】He Feizhang flicked his tail on its leg, and he is getting more and more proficient in flicking his tail now.

Mondo snorted coldly, and raised the corner of his drooping mouth.

On the podium, the old professor announced that there would be an in-class test, and ordered the first student in each row to go up and collect the papers.The first person in the last row is a tall male student with a very cold expression

Light, as if very out of gregarious.

He Feizhang and Mondo looked at him with their chins propped up, just as they saw the professor handing over the paper, someone next to him touched Mondo with his elbow.

"Oh, isn't that the transfer student who just transferred to our class? I heard that he was hit by a car before and has been raised at home for more than a year." Qian Miao, He Feizhang's good friend, came over at some point.

Said in a low voice: "Aiqing, let me tell you, this guy is now the male enemy recognized by all the boys in our school."

Mondo squinted at him, and asked He Feizhang in his heart: [Cub, can I eat him? 】

He Feizhang: 【...No! 】

Mundo looked back: [Oh.indifferent. 】

Qian Miao next to him didn't know that he had escaped a catastrophe, and said happily: "I heard that his family background is quite big, he is rich and powerful and handsome, Aiqing, your status as a grass is in jeopardy.

"As he was talking, he suddenly came over and asked gossipingly: "You and Bai Wei really broke up. I always thought you two were joking, but I saw her go shopping with a fat man during the winter vacation.

Thought your head was green again.Don't tell me, that fat man is richer than you at first glance, handsome and rich, let's choose rich decisively! "

Lying on the ground, He Feizhang felt that he was really stupid for blocking Mondo just now: [Son, eat him, don't give me face. 】

Mundo didn't even bother to talk to them.

When the test paper was passed, He Feizhang was still naively doing ideological work with Mondo: [I remember Team Leader Xie said before that parasitic beasts and humans are both higher creatures, what does this mean, you know

? 】

Mondo yawned and turned the paper: [I don’t know. 】

He Feizhang: [This means that our exam questions, with your IQ, should be able to do it! 】

【oh. 】Mundo picks up the pen: 【Sign your name here? 】

Relying on the fact that he is now an odd species among lynxes, He Feizhang stood up and looked at the table: [Yes, write the class and student number next to it, don't fill it upside down. 】

Mondo signed his name with two strokes.

He Feizhang stared at the paper, speechless: [... Son, are you mentally retarded?What are you doing with your name on it? 】

Mengdo paused while splashing ink, then pretended nothing happened, crossed out the word "Mondo", and wrote "He Feizhang" next to it like a dog crawling.

He Feizhang: […] He felt that it was too simple to let Mondo replace him for a few days.

I saw a big cat in human skin lying on the table like a boneless one, holding a pen in one hand, staring at the translation questions on the test paper, and its two eyes gradually turned into mosquito coils.

Its eyes were blank, and it said faintly: [Cub, it turns out that you have to learn this crap every day, what is it all about?I can't understand a single shape. 】

He Feizhang also supported the table with his paws, and watched the topic with it.

After a while, he wore the same style of mosquito-repellent incense eyes, and wept silently: Nima really missed too many classes last semester, and she couldn't do five out of ten questions. What should I do, I have to finish it!

Thinking about it, He Feizhang flicked his tail, turned around and left Mondo's seat. He walked around the classroom, looking here and there, and finally stopped beside a classmate.

Get down and stretch your hairy head to watch him write the test paper.

The font was beautiful, and the answer looked perfect, so He Feizhang made a decision immediately: That's it!

The man's writing movement suddenly stopped, and He Feizhang stared at him alertly, and immediately recognized that this was the transfer student who was still sour by Qian Miao just now.

The transfer student looked around suspiciously, then reached out and brushed lightly towards the edge of the table, He Feizhang retracted his paw on the edge of the table vigilantly.The man's palm brushed against nothing,

He showed an inexplicable expression, as if he was annoyed by his strange behavior just now, and then he went back to writing the paper again.

He Feizhang stood stealthily by his table, lamenting in his heart how keen the perception ability of this man is, and then poked Mundo with his mental strength: [Don't pretend to be dead, hurry up, I'll tell you the answer, I

Say you write. 】

Mondo: [What to write, wait until I go and eat your teacher...]

[Eating your sister, I know how to eat, eat, sleep, sleep and fight every day. 】He Feizhang slammed it back, and said angrily: 【Hurry up and write the paper, or I will find a female cat in a while and help you on the spot

Blind date, believe it or not? 】

Mundo: […]

This threat is very powerful, and Mondo picked up the pen honestly. He Feizhang said something, and it wrote a sentence here according to the script. Fortunately, this stupid cat still knows [-] letters of Eagle

, He Feizhang spelled it word by word, Mondo wrote and drew, and sure enough, he finished filling out a paper in a short while.

It's just that the handwriting is so ugly, it is estimated that I will hand it over to the professor, and no one will believe that it was written by He Feizhang himself.

When handing in the papers, one person and one beast were spread out on the table, and I felt more tired than beating up ten parasitic beasts.

Qian Miao on the side patted Mondo: "There is no class in the morning, let's go buddy, go play ball!"

playing ball?

Mondo turned his head to see several boys following him, one of them was holding a basketball, it looked down at He Feizhang, and the latter also looked at it.

He Feizhang: 【Do you want to play? 】

Mondo replied reservedly: 【Well... I don't really want to...】

He Feizhang looked at it with a forbearance expression of "this thing is definitely not interesting to fight, oh but it looks good", and was shocked at the fact that his face could perform so well.

As long as you want to play, you can go to play, as long as you don’t suddenly fight with others while playing, and don’t break off the basket on the court, and don’t treat the ball as a

The weapon killed my classmate, you can play whatever you want. 】

Mondo thought about it, and felt that it might be possible to do it. He immediately stood up and put his bag on his back, and grabbed Qian Miao: "Let's go."

Qian Miao was staggered: "Ah? Oh, okay... Aiqing, what have you eaten recently, your strength has become so strong..."

Mondo pretended not to hear, and couldn't wait to follow a group of humans to the court to play basketball. He Feizhang was a little speechless, and he slowly stalked behind them, while lowering his head and licking his paws slowly.

In the middle of licking, He Feizhang suddenly realized: "Mom, I'm not a real cat, I'm a paw licking wool!"

Realizing this, he couldn't help scratching the wall fiercely with his two front paws.

On the other side, a group of sophomore boys from the foreign language department were playing basketball in full swing.

Mondo held the ball alone, and he didn't pass the basketball to others during the whole process. His physical ability is beyond ordinary people.

It's like exercising after a meal.

He Feizhang lay under the basket watching it play, thinking very sadly that the friendship between himself and this group of good buddies will probably end today.

Just as he was lost in thought, he suddenly heard a group of people shouting "Aww" on the court, and when he turned his head, he saw a girl confessing her love to a boy playing basketball.

At this time, there were many people gathered on the court, all of them were watching the excitement, and there were a few who were shouting happily. He Feizhang's ears shook, and he recognized that the one who laughed the loudest among them was his loss.

Friends Qian Miao.

He shook his hair and stood up, looked around but didn't find Mundo, and immediately had a bad feeling.

"Promise her! Promise her! Promise her!"

"Hurry up and get married, hahahaha, the boy is very lucky!"

"Oh, did you step on me just now..."

"I was stepped on too, who is it!"

He Feizhang quickly squeezed in from the crowd's feet, all the way to the innermost place, and sure enough, he saw Mondo holding the ball impatiently, and there was a sweet-looking girl standing in front of it, who was looking ashamed.

looked at it bitterly.

No, it was looking at the layer of human skin Mondo wore.

When Mondo saw him coming, he opened his mouth and asked: [This human wants to mate with Lao Tzu? 】

He Feizhang: [Uh...]

Mondo: [I don't like to mate with humans, so can I eat her? 】

He Feizhang: 【No! ! 】

Mondo snorted, as if he was not satisfied with the answer, he glanced at the girl lightly, turned around holding the ball and left.

That look was cold and arrogant, which can be said to be extremely disrespectful, but Mundo made it with an invisible aura, as if it was born to stand on a high place, just looking down at the people below.

A crowd of mediocre people.

If this look is thrown to Zhou Fang, then Mundo can get a whip.Throw it to He Feizhang, and the two of them can hate each other for a week.Throw it to all the boys present, the other party may

Will be extremely angry, but dare not step forward to provoke.And if it is thrown to the advertiser and the girls present...

The face of the girl who confessed was flushed, she covered her face with her hands, her shoulders trembled.

The classmate who came with her stepped forward to support her, saw that Mondo turned around and left without saying a word, and couldn't help whispering angrily: "Who is he, he didn't even say a word when someone confessed, you see

Seeing that look in his eyes just now, you are so cold, you scumbag! "Then she approached the girl and comforted her: "Yuanyuan, don't cry, we don't like him anymore, wait for me to go back and find my brother, bring him tonight

Several people go to block him!Uh... Yuanyuan, you didn't cry...? "

The girl covered her face, and parted her fingers for a while, revealing a pair of rippling, excited eyes.

"He... he he he is so handsome! Just that look, I can remember that look for a year!"

Classmate: "..." After arguing for a long time, this one was just in the mood of spring?

He Feizhang on the other side is educating Mondo: [Your eyes should be gentler, are you looking to fight with someone? It's too fierce, and others will find something wrong when they look at it. 】

Mondo lowered his eyebrows: 【So? 】

He Feizhang: [Are you kidding? I asked you to adjust your eyes, why are you adjusting your eyebrows. 】

Mondo's eyes were blank: [So? 】

He Feizhang: [...Looking at myself like this, I feel like seeing a mentally retarded person. 】

Mondo: [Cub, you can't force others to make things difficult for you, your own hardware facilities are not very good. 】

He Feizhang: [Get out, you are not human, how can you make things difficult for others. 】

The two of them quarreled all the way, leaving behind Qian Miao and others who were watching the excitement.

There was another elective class in the afternoon, and He Feizhang looked at Mondo still disliked everyone, wanting to drag someone into the grove to fight. After thinking about it, he felt that skipping class is the only way

The whole law.It just so happens that Mondo hates being here too. His biggest hobby is fighting, and his second is eating and sleeping. How could he pretend to be He Feizhang honestly, sitting quietly in the classroom?

Listen to the teacher?

One person and one beast hit it off, and they left the school gate against the wall.

He Feizhang: [Brother Zhou is going to the magazine office to sit on stage today, we can walk back. 】

Mondo: [Hey, Papa wants to play on the bus. 】

He Feizhang: […] With this little hobby, I have the nerve to call myself Papa.

So he directed Mundo to walk towards the bus station.

He Feizhang chatted with it when he had nothing to do: [Why are you still holding a ball in your hand. 】

Mondo looked at his right hand: [I won the game just now, isn't this a trophy. 】

He Feizhang: [Okay...Huh? 】

He stopped, tilted his head and looked into a small alley next to him.

Mondo stood beside him and looked in: [What's wrong? 】

[I seem to see our classmates. 】He Feizhang stretched out a paw and pointed in: 【Yo, it's fighting, [-]V[-], it's ok. 】

Mundo looked at it, then retracted his head boredly: 【It's not interesting. 】

The parasitic beasts are not interested in fighting between humans, but He Feizhang said: [No, let's go and do a favor, at least I copied someone's test paper, since you saw it, you can beat it casually. 】

That's right, the one who was beaten by more than a dozen people in the alley was someone they had just met before, and it was said that he was going to replace him as the transfer student of the next class.

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####A family of three came to cheat dog food again####

Zhou Fang reached out and rubbed the cat's head.

Mondo squatted beside him in human skin, and said grimly, "Don't touch my head."

He Feizhang, who was very comfortable but still tried to keep calm: "Brother Zhou, you really like cat ears, don't you admit it! Hey, don't touch it! This leg belongs to Mundo, and so does this tail.

its!What are you touching it for? ! "

Zhou Fang had no choice but to turn around and pat the head of the person next to him.

He Feizhang jumped up, and the hair all over his body exploded: "Bastard, why are you touching it?! You still touch your face, what else do you want to do, are you still planning to kiss it?!"

Mondo said quietly: "Take your hands away from my face, disgusting human."

Zhou Fang sighed: "You don't want me to touch this, and you don't want to touch that. It seems...we can only play with these."

After speaking, he dragged out a backpack from behind, leaned over and took out the contents one by one.

He Feizhang and Mondo came over to watch.

Feather sticks, rabbit fur balls, laser pointers, plush toys, and wireless remote control mice...

He Feizhang & Mondo: "..."

The claws are starting to move, help!

This is not over yet.

Zhou Fang took out several bottles of catnip and Mu Tianmiao from inside.

He Feizhang & Mondo: "..."

Well, now my whole body is about to move.

Zhou Fang stared at them both: "Want to play?"

Mundo: "Yes (⊙v⊙)"

He Feizhang: "Yes (⊙v⊙)"

Zhou Fang continued: "Then, touch your head?"

Mundo stretched out his head: "Touch (⊙v⊙)"

He Feizhang stretched out his head: "Touch (⊙v⊙)"