I'm not good at biology, don't lie to me

Xiao Yuanhang picked up the badge and looked at it repeatedly: "It's not like the gold-plated one, it looks like it should be an admission ticket. Oh, there is a number on the front of my badge, A[-], this is my badge from the Parasite Association. ID number."

He Feizhang flipped through his own, and sure enough, there was an eye-catching A[-] inlaid on the pure black metal surface.He took Zhou Fang's and found that it was marked S[-].

He Feizhang was speechless: "Brother Zhou... you were indeed at S rank before!"

Xiao Yuanhang: "Brother Zhou was very powerful in the past, probably because of this, so even if there is no parasitic beast, he can still receive invitations."

Zhou Fang was noncommittal about this, he was raising his eyebrows and staring at the card in his hand.

On the back of the card is painted a dark badge that is the same as the wax seal, which can be vaguely seen, and there is also a string of codes marked under the badge.

He Feizhang swept his eyes wide: "It looks like garbled characters."

Zhou Fang: "The invitation is on the back."

On the back of the golden card, someone wrote a series of pleasing cursive English with a pen. The charcoal black font is elegant and complicated, which makes people feel like "this is actually a work of art".

The handwriting on the card smelled of cold ink, mixed with the smell of cologne on the envelope, making He Feizhang pinch his nose uncomfortably.

Zhou Fang glanced at ten lines, looked at the card quickly, then raised his eyebrows and sneered: "Showing up."

"...sincerely invite you...before October [-]th, go to the Alps to have a feast together. Hey, it is written here, the card is the access key. Before October [-]th, you take the card to the HSBC Bank Insurance No. XX[-] I will give you a small gift later.” He Feizhang took Zhou Fang’s and compared it with his own: “Brother Zhou, yours is for Barclays Bank, and the safe number is XA[-]Y[-]. Brother Xiao, you where?"

Xiao Yuanhang looked at it: "Mine is Citigroup, number XH[-]A."

"The gift is hot... I have a bad feeling." He Feizhang murmured, "Do you think CTE will send us a cabinet of mutated eggs?"

Zhou Fang and Xiao Yuanhang were quite speechless, but then felt that with CTE's style, it is not impossible to do so, and they couldn't refute it for a while.

Zhou Fang took a look at the card, and finally said: "Anyway, let's go and see what they have stored."

Xiao Yuanhang: "There are three A-level parasites in the group, let me ask if they have received the invitation." Then he picked up his mobile phone and went to the window to make a call. He Feizhang watched him go away, and then quietly put down the card and wine glass, He moved to Zhou Fang's side.

Perhaps it was because his eyes were too piercing, Zhou Fang sighed within two seconds, and turned to look at him: "Speak, what's the problem?"

He Feizhang opened his mouth and came: "What's the matter with you and that big meat worm."

Zhou Fang laughed and said, "Big meat bug?"

"Just what kind of leech, let me give it a random code name, anyway, I don't look like a good person." He Feizhang plausibly said: "I saw you two flirting with each other on the main road just now. As your legal boyfriend, I think I I have the right to ask, what is your relationship with him!"

The person next to him touched his chin, as if he really started to remember.

He Feizhang stared: "No way, what have you guys really had?!"

"Of course not, how is it possible. That kind of guy, hehe..." Putting his hand on He Feizhang's head and rubbing it, Zhou Fang squinted his eyes as if recalling, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up: "But we do know each other very well. Before the Ministry transferred to the [-]th Bureau, there was a mission to go to England to rescue some Chinese students who were captured by the parasite. I was too bored at the time, so I taught the parasite a lesson. "

He Feizhang: "Well, why are the parasites arresting foreign students?"

Zhou Fang said meaningfully: "Ah, those are some good-looking foreign students."

He Feizhang: "...Could it be that there is some ulterior PY transaction!"

Zhou Fang actually nodded his head: "This parasite is Bruce Benson. He is keen to imitate medieval vampires. He likes to collect beauties, fine wine, and delicious blood. When I got into his castle, unfortunately, I happened to see him grabbing a beautiful woman and sucking blood."

"Wow, it sounds very graphic." He Feizhang sighed in a fake way: "So you guys had a fight?"

Zhou Fang: "To be precise, I beat him into a meatloaf, pulled out his two big teeth after he turned into a beast, smashed his wine cellar, and let go of a castle of beauties." , he thought for a while, and added: "Oh, when I left...it seems that I stripped him and hung him on the flagpole at the gate of the castle? Hey, I don't really remember."

He Feizhang: "..."

No wonder Bruce Benson didn't beat anyone just now, but beat Zhou Fang, and was beaten into a pig's head hanging at the door of his house. It really was an extraordinary hatred.

He Feizhang silently sympathized with Bruce in his heart, and then decided that if he saw him next time, he would beat him up.

The lump in his heart was untied, and He Feizhang felt much more comfortable, so he reached for the wine glass again, held the glass and poured the liquid inside into his mouth.

He glanced at Xiao Yuanhang who was still on the phone by the window, then at Zhou Fang next to him who picked up the card again, suddenly stretched his head over, bit the other person's lips hard, and then covered his ears with lightning speed. In an instant, he ran to the other side of the sofa.

He drank the wine in the glass in two sips and licked his lips, feeling like a fox who stole fish, his ears of joy were about to be exposed.

Zhou Fang was successfully attacked by him, the movement of his hands stopped, and he covered his mouth after a long while.

He frowned, touched the corner of his mouth and said, "Bastard, you..."

"Ding--"

The doorbell at the entrance rang untimely, and He Feizhang immediately jumped up and ran to the door to connect the beeper.

He Jishan's voice came from inside: "Hey, there is no one, Xiao Zhou opened the door."

He Feizhang laughed: "The user you dialed has turned off the phone, please try again later—beep, beep, beep..."

He Jishan: "...What the hell, son???"

He Feizhang: "Hey!"

Zhou Fang came over and tore him off the door frame, reached out and pressed the door open button on the beeper: "Uncle He, come in, the top floor."

Turning off the beeper, Zhou Fang looked down at someone who was sticking to him, and pinched his chin with one hand, forcing He Feizhang to raise his head.Zhou Fang looked around and said to himself: "No way, are you pouring it in a glass?"

He Feizhang raised his mosquito-repellent eyes: "Huh? What!"

Caught off guard, Zhou Fang was bitten again, "Hmm."

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Yuanhang, who was about to walk over: "!!!"

He silently turned around and clicked on the phone's address book, and decided to go back and make another call, pretending that he didn't see anything.

He Feizhang continued his efforts: "Hey, how about another one?"

Zhou Fang stretched out his hand, and pointed two fingers together at a certain place on the back of his neck. He Feizhang's whole body went limp in an instant, and he fell asleep on top of him.Zhou Fang hugged him, touched the corner of his mouth, and said helplessly: "You little bastard, you will cause trouble."

A few minutes later, He Jishan brought Ji Huai and Yang Yang into the house together.

He Jishan: "Sorry, I just received an emergency call. I have to go back to the bureau after we finish talking. I guess I won't be able to see you again in a while. Hey, it's just you two, Fei Zhang Woolen cloth?"

Zhou Fang covered his mouth and said softly: "These two days have been too much activity, I ran to the guest room to rest, and I probably won't wake up for a few hours. Come in first, everyone, let's sit down and talk."

Several people filed in, and only Ji Huai glanced at him when he passed by. He whistled and teased in a low voice: "The corner of his mouth is rotten, it's very intense."

Zhou Fang raised his eyebrows, and he withdrew his hand, his expression was generous, which made Ji Huai feel that he had made a fuss.

There are two small wounds at the corner of the mouth, and you can feel a slight tingling pain when you pull it a little. Zhou Fang lowered his eyebrows and smiled: "The lover's little joke, Officer Ji should pretend that he didn't see it."

Ji Huai smiled and brought up the topic, and was the last one to walk into the living room, found a stool and sat down.

Zhou Fang turned around and closed the door. He turned his back to everyone and licked the corners of his lips, feeling really angry and funny in his heart.

After a while, he returned to the living room and became the serious and steady inspector of the special affairs department before.

"Everyone, let's bypass some parts of the Special Affairs Department that need to be kept secret, let's talk about the issue of H province first."

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### Kissing Maniac He Stupid Shou###

One day, while everyone was away, Zhou Fang took out his bottom-of-the-box skills to make a super-coloured cocktail for his little receiver.

He Feizhang: "What is this?"

Zhou Fang: "Fruit wine."

He Feizhang stuffed Zhou Fang's cocktail in one gulp.

Zhou Fang: "How do you feel?"

He Feizhang [mosquito-repellent eyes]: "Uh... what ah!"

Zhou Fang [State of Satisfaction]: "Well, come here for you."

However, Zhou Fang's trick did not come true.

Meng Duoduo jumped out of the mark, and said quietly: "You wretched humans, have you forgotten that I am still watching, Dad?"

Zhou Fang: "...Tsk, mistake."

He Feizhang turned around and hugged Mondo: "Wow!"

Meng Duoduo [Petrochemical Form]: "...Go away, stupid boy!!=dish=convex"

He Feizhang: "Wow~~~"

Meng Duoduo: "I warn you, one more kiss and you will die!! Damn... how long are you going to kiss?!"

Zhou Fang looked at them, picked up the phone, waited for the other side to connect, and said quietly: "Hey, AO center, give me a dozen sedatives, and send them by air. Thank you."