The Devil's Favorite Wife Strategy

"You are really boring, you are not happy at all to be so boring!"

"The master said, the mind is as calm as water, and it follows the shape of things."

"You can only repeat what Master said, and you are not a parrot. Being such a boring person is not attractive! Be careful that no one will accompany you in double cultivation!"

"..."

"Yo! Wuhai, why are you like this! I'm telling the truth, you are not happy! You actually hit me with a small stone, thanks to my agility, otherwise my handsome face would not be injured by you!"

"……boring."

"Yes, yes, you are the most boring! But... Hey! The shape of this stone is interesting, and it looks like a bastard when you look closely! Haha! It is much more interesting than you, a boring gourd! You and I have known each other for so long, and this is your first time. Once I got a fun thing for me, my young master, I have the right to accept it as a gift from you for the time being!"

……

"This stone...how did you get it?"

The man's voice was calm, but who knew that his heart was already full of turmoil.

"When did you get it? I've been with me since I can remember." Putting the stone on his waist, Bai Qingyou said with a smirk, "I really can't see it, I never thought that you, brother, have similar tastes to mine." Well! What? You also want to get a piece of bastard to hang? Let me tell you, this stone can’t be bought outside, there is only one in the world!”

Saying that, Bai Qingyou hooked the man's shoulder like a familiarity, with a sullen look on his face that always deserves a beating.

"...That's right." The man said lightly, his eyes, which were always calm, stared at the Bai Qingyou who was similar to the old man in front of him, inadvertently revealing a bit of softness.

"...Xuquan!?"

Out of the corner of his eye, the man with the thin sword that he caught a glimpse of inadvertently was even more emotionally turbulent and shocked.

"How did you get this Xuquan!?"

When the man got excited, he grabbed Bai Qingyou's arms suddenly.

"Is this one? It's the same as Wang Bashi! I followed me as long as I can remember. My master said that this sword was destined for me, so he gave it to me. He only said that I should carry it with me. Others I don't know anymore. What's the matter? You are still interested in my fairy sword!? I can't give you this!"

With that said, Bai Qingyou waved her hands vigorously to firm up her attitude.

What a surprise!

Why is the person I met today so strange?I feel good when I see myself! ?

Thinking about it, Bai Qingyou couldn't help but feel a little light.

"No. You think too much..."

This sword should have been destroyed that year...

But now why...?

The man frowned slightly.

"What is your name...?"

"Huh? Don't you ask someone's name without reporting your family name first?" Shrugging lightly, Bai Qingyou said indifferently, "My surname is Bai, and my name is Bai Qingyou, what about you?"

I don't know where he picked out a piece of grass, Bai Qingyou's attention fell on the two dead chickens, he put the grass in his mouth, and said in a rude manner that didn't match his name at all. He plucked the chicken feathers neatly with his hands and feet.

The Bai Qingyou in front of him doesn't even know who he is, but even so, Wei Wuyang has a very strong premonition in his heart, what is the relationship between Bai Qingyou and the person he misses, maybe, Bai Qingyou it's him……

A little hope that had been cut off a long time ago, a little spark appeared again at this moment.

"My name is Huanwei Wuhai."

Wei Wuyang said with a slight smile, just now his coldness and sternness seemed to be an illusion, when he looked at him again, he had a frivolous smile on his face and his eyes were soft.Bai Qingyou almost always thought that it was because of his mental problems that the contrast between before and after was so great.

"Wait a minute...Wei Wuyang...?"

There was a slight pause in Bai Qingyou's action of plucking chicken feathers.

I always feel that the name Wei Wuyang seems to have been heard somewhere, but I can't remember it for a while.

She looked up and thought for a while, and finally her memory was not bad, but when Bai Qingyou remembered it, she also felt like peeing her pants.

"Ah! I remember! Wei Wuyang, Lord Mingchen! Could it be that you are the Lord Mingchen who joined Youyun Villa, studied under Master Lingxing, and practiced Taoism for 20 years but failed to overcome the catastrophe and fell into the devil way? !?"

If so, then...

Bai Qingyou looked Wei Wuyang up and down, no matter how you look at it, Wei Wuyang seems to be in his twenties, 20 years have passed since the rumor back then, no matter how you look at it, Wei Wuyang doesn't look like a man in his forties !

I must be thinking too much!

Don't be that big devil, Mr. Mingchen!

Bai Qingyou wailed in his heart.

"I must be thinking too much! Haha! You, how could you be Lord Mingchen!" Bai Qingyou said pretending to be calm, but she was frantically begging the blessing of the Bodhisattva in her heart, "No matter how you look like this, you don't look like a An old man in his forties!"

Yes, yes, it must not be the devil.

Isn't it said that Lord Mingchen was defeated in the battle of Qinghua Peak back then, and he was crushed and died!How could it be possible to return to the human world when it was all ashes!

Don't panic, definitely don't panic!

But in a short period of time, the expression on Bai Qingyou's face changed from shock to fear, from fear to reassurance... His expression changed so quickly, perhaps no other Beijing opera could compare to him, Wei Wuyang could not help but curl his lips. .

"Although I have become a demon, I can still be regarded as a person who has cultivated to the golden core. I have already escaped the samsara of the mortal world, and my appearance is no longer affected by time. How can you tell how old I am from my appearance?"

"..."

Bai Qingyou opened his mouth wide, he didn't care about the half-plucked chicken in his hand, he raised his hand and pointed at Wei Wuyang tremblingly, his face was so blue that he seemed to have been poisoned by some kind of poison.

"you you……"

Looking at Wei Wuyang who smiled harmlessly like humans and animals, Bai Qingyou slowly leaned back while trembling her two thin legs, although she wanted to pull out Xuquan to bluff, but her hands and feet trembled weakly, unexpectedly Couldn't even raise a hand.

Bai Qingyou stepped back, while Wei Wuyang approached slowly with a smile until he forced Bai Qingyou to the base of the wall.There was no way for Bai Qingyou to retreat, and he was firmly caught between the wall and Wei Wuyang. This Wei Wuyang looked the same whether he was smiling or not!Anyway, I can't see what's on his mind!

Not knowing what Wei Wuyang was planning at all, he curled up and shivered.

"It seems that the Bodhisattva has noticed my bad deeds, and the retribution came so quickly, which is unreasonable!"

Bai Qingyou cried and roared in his heart, in fact, the weird atmosphere now forced his son to cry.

The promise was thwarted and turned into ashes! ?You immortal families are all lying to put gold on your face! ?Tell the truth if you don't kill him!I was really screwed to death by you!

"I-I really didn't expect you, senior, to be dead, haha, amazing, amazing, this junior admires you! Admire!"

Seeing that he had no way to escape, Bai Qingyou decided to display Xiaoqiang's spirit, regardless of his dignity, it's important to hug his thighs first to save his life!

"Senior?"

The corners of Wei Wuyang's lips curled slightly and he asked back. He raised his eyebrows slightly and seemed to be dissatisfied with this title.

"Uh! No! Lord Demon? King? Master? Boss? Master? Mister? Uh..."

Bai Qingyou's eyes wandered, and he kept thinking about what else to call to please the big devil in front of him, but Jiang Lang's talent was exhausted, and all his previous talents were packed up and left under the current crisis, Bai Qingyou thought not come out.

"Well... I like the latter two."

After a long stalemate, Bai Qingyou suddenly heard a chuckle, and the devil finally heard his satisfactory address.

"Tsk tsk tsk, the last two mean that you want me to call him master or sir? Who is this? Do you want me to treat him like a master?"

Although she was nagging like this in her heart, Bai Qingyou still answered "yes" in a doggy manner.

Suddenly, this gentleman?master?After making a move, Bai Qingyou trembled twice in fright, only to find that the master said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, killing people is not my thing, I won't harm you."

Wei Wuyang walked to the book with a light smile, then bent down and picked up the book that fell on the ground with his long fingers.Seeing the most obvious footprint on the book, Wei Wuyang shook his head helplessly, then tried his best to avoid the dirty place, opened the book and flipped through a few pages at will.

Just flipping through a few pages at random, Wei Wuyang's brows could not help but wrinkle slightly, but then they relaxed again, keeping his expression on.

"It's still wrong according to the book. No wonder you haven't been able to summon things for a long time. A disciple like you who has no qualifications, I don't dare to think why the master will accept you as an apprentice." Looking at Bai Qingyou, only Bai Qing You looked daring to speak out.

Pursing his lips several times, Bai Qingyou pouted softly and picked up the chicken that he had just abandoned just now, as if to vent his anger, he plucked the chicken until it was only a layer of white flowers Skinned.

Just when Wei Wuyang was thinking about "having two hands", he saw Bai Qinger pull Xu Quan out of the scabbard and began to cut the chicken, Wei Wuyang's brows twitched involuntarily.

"You actually use Xuquan to kill chickens!?"

"Otherwise!" Unable to hide the irritability in his heart, he replied rudely. When he realized that, Bai Qingyou glanced at Wei Wuyang in fear, and seeing that Wei Wuyang didn't express his attitude towards him, he was too young to lose his courage just now. He became fat again, "The hair has been pulled out, the internal organs inside should be cleared before burning, otherwise the chicken feces can still be eaten after being smoked in it! I really don't know how to eat!"

"How vulgar."

"Tch, it's vulgar to talk about this kind of thing, obviously I have to pull it every day."

People in front of one another, and others in back, duplicity on the outside, hum!

"Just now, you said that I drew it wrong...?" After a long silence, Bai Qingyou asked.He clearly remembered that he had read the book several times, how could he be wrong?

Hearing this, Wei Wuyang got up immediately, his small movement was so startled that Bai Qingyou almost didn't jump up from the ground.Ignoring Bai Qingyou's reaction, Wei Wuyang strode to a part of the formation and tapped his toes lightly.

"Look, you are missing one thing in this array."

Said, Wei Wuyang threw the book in his hand to Bai Qingyou, Bai Qingyou hurriedly looked at the page in disbelief, compared the page several times, and then realized what was missing, there was indeed something missing there. a word.

It's strange, it seems that there is nothing missing when comparing it...

Well, it may really be an accidental forgetting.

Bai Qingyou didn't go any further, and comforted herself complacently in her heart: "It's already very good to draw such a difficult formation like this! Isn't it just missing a word, it looks like I did before. It's nothing more than nothing!"

Even though he was brazenly comforting himself, looking at the painful scars on his palm, self-comforting would not have much effect.

"...Then, then I... this knife hurts for nothing...?"

Bai Qingyou murmured with some disappointment, and then couldn't help becoming angry again.

"Fortunately, I stole this book from the bookstore and thought I could summon such a powerful thing..."

That's all, Bai Qingyou sighed again, he looked like a depressed dog, and he could vaguely see his two dog ears hanging down.

"The summoning technique in that book, you'd better not try it in the future." Seeing Bai Qingyou like that, Wei Wuyang suddenly said seriously, "Not to mention the difficulty of the summoning technique in that book, anything that can be summoned is difficult. It's still an unknown number, if you summon something that you can't even control yourself, it may endanger your life."

If it wasn't for this reason, Wei Wuyang would not have secretly erased a word on the circle while Bai Qingyou was not paying attention.

"I, I know! I'm just a dead horse as a living horse doctor. Speaking of it, I don't think I can really summon the things in this world. After all, this talent is here, and I can't expect it to be able to Changing." Handling the chicken in his hands deftly, Bai Qingyou curled her lips and said, "If it wasn't for the 'Fighting Demon Society', I wouldn't be so anxious to summon something out."

If something can be summoned from this, life will be even more difficult in the future.

There are daily lessons to be done, daily practice to be done, daily punishments to be done, and the thing that I summoned must be trained again, no matter how you think about it, it's a bit troublesome, and it doesn't suit Bai Qing'er's temperament that is afraid of trouble .

"Are you going to participate in the 'Fighting the Demons'!?" Wei Wuyang was startled, and his complexion became a little complicated.

"Yeah..." Bai Qingyou sighed again, "This year I've been in bad luck. I don't have much ability, but my luck is so bad that moss will grow. It's so unlucky, our villa is about to come out. The list is that one of the disciples has drawn a spot for me. I am half a barrel of water, so I really let me go to the Demon Subduing Society, not to mention whether I will be the bottom of the list, can I keep my little one? I don’t know if my life comes back, I can only try my luck. Hey, it turned out that people are unlucky enough to get stuffed between their teeth after drinking cold water. They worked so hard to steal this book, stole other people’s chickens, and cut themselves. There are no farts, what a shame."

"Cough cough." Wei Wuyang couldn't help coughing lightly once or twice, "You bastard, did you steal it?"

"Of course it was stolen! Otherwise, where would I get so much money to buy so many chickens?" Bai Qingyou rolled her eyes, with the expression of why do you ask such a stupid question.

It reminds me of being defrauded of my private money again, damn it!

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PS: It’s time for popular science

Master: The respectful title of a wealthy family for their husband.It is self-evident that such a title has a dignified status in the family.

Mr.: In modern times, there are also people who call "husband" Mr. "Ci Hai" explains that "Book of Rites · Qu Lishang": "From Mr. Yu, talk to others without crossing the road." It is also extended as a respectful title for the elderly and virtuous.Sometimes, it is also widely used as a respectful name for people.The so-called gentleman mainly refers to someone who has a certain amount of knowledge and is of a higher age.Using Mr. to refer to husband is elegant and has the meaning of admiration and respect. It can especially show the dignity of men. It is still widely used among overseas Chinese and Hong Kong and Taiwan.

I'm very simple so I don't know anything →_→

Xiaoshou is stupid so I don't know anything

Well, Master and Mister also have honorific titles~ But here......

The worst is the small attack!

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