On the promotion of scientific research by personal practice

506L (landlord)

Shock!A traitor has appeared among us!Who is it!

Before I went to the laboratory today, I received a message from the chrysanthemum man: Principal, please bring some monkey butts when you come over later.

How do I have monkey ass?Monkeys are protected animals, so buying, selling and eating them is against the law, okay?How many more!So I asked him: What do you mean?Where's the ass?

He replied: It’s red snake fruit, don’t you think it looks like a monkey’s butt?

Oh my god!what happened!He suddenly had a psychological detection technique and saw through my psychological activities?This is what I thought at the time.

Later I took an apple to him, and he handed it to my mouth after washing: Come on, principal, lick it and see if the monkey's butt is sweet.

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHow can I keep my mouth shut!I warned him very seriously: Don't say that, it's too obscene, and you don't have a scientific attitude at all.He asked me back: Didn't you say that yourself?Um?Airplane play?

Damn it, how could he know?I'm stunned!Then my clever brain went through a 360° turn, and successfully got the truth-traitor, come out and die soon!

510L

360°, so your neck is twisted now?

512L

So you lick monkey ass hahahahahaha

515L

Principal: I don't know if the monkey's butt is sweet or not, but mine is definitely sweet.

516L (landlord)

Shut up upstairs!Ahhh!Where the wind of socialism is blowing, how can there be a sex maniac like you!

I was really humiliated by him today.

Whoever said yesterday that eating oysters or mutton today may be a traitor, because I ate oysters today!

Chrysanthemum man bought [-] grilled oysters, garlic mashed, super fragrant, I ate them without any hesitation, and after half an hour of research, he asked me to lie down, stroked two handfuls of my little Jiji with his left hand, I felt It's like a hot battery that's being charged, and it's heating up quickly!

However, the chrysanthemum man didn't let me go, and continued to play, his left hand was full of tricks, it was like dancing on my cock!unacceptable!He must be extremely experienced, otherwise he would know so much!I am five years older than him, and I don't understand some of them!

This society is really terrible!

I must save this green grass of the motherland.

517L

——What can I do to save you, my master!

- your body

Hhhhhh

519L

Landlord, I’m so lonely recently, please let me save the green grass.

524L (landlord)

You all go away, only me can save you.

In order to reduce the evil thoughts he might have and purify his mind, I recited the "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng" to him when he was doing the experiment: Yuzhang Gujun, Hongdu New Mansion.The star is divided into Yizhen, and the ground is connected to Henglu. ....By the way, I discussed with him the allusions in "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng" and the vernacular translation.After the discussion, I also popularized Wang Bo's life with him. I believe he must have gained a lot tonight. Maybe he is struggling to take notes now, instead of missing his godfather!

525L

The poster is so naive, maybe Xueba is telling his godfather "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng" with his hips upright.

527L

How do you pronounce the word next to the word car?

528L

There is no doubt that the upstairs is a traitor, and at this time, he actually asked such a useless question.

529L

Luzhu, how are you now?Is yours wilting?Or stand and release?

530L

Fuck, I asked my heart out upstairs!Ask the same question!

532L (landlord)

The landlord is a normal experimental subject, not a plaster, of course there is a reaction!

After I reacted, I stubbornly withstood his test, survived under the torment of temperature and external driving force, and finally let it disappear with my thoughts.

I admire myself.

But I think it has something to do with the humidity, which is not enough today.

My topic on the humidity and temperature of the nostrils with him was brutally interrupted by Lao Fang last time. Today we studied again and came to the conclusion that the humidity in the nostrils is not enough for me to grow up.I think that conclusion applies to everyone.

Tomorrow Saturday, I asked him about his weekend plans today, and he said he was going to discuss business/topics with his godfather.

Ho!I think it's a business/sex topic.Creatures like godfathers must disappear from this world!So I made a heroic sacrifice to stop him: If you are free tomorrow, I think we can discuss the effects of external stimuli on the human body.

Him: Oh?What do you mean?

Me: Language or something.

Him: You mean dirty talk?

Me: No, it’s about the stimulation of the human body’s senses brought about by commercial reports and entertainment reports.Aren't you looking for your godfather to talk about business, I can do it too, and I can also give you a discussion about entertainment, isn't it a good deal?

He twitched his lips and nodded.

I successfully ruined a bed date in Jiulin Rouchi!

Like me!

535L

You can study the effect of buoyancy on the human body by the way, using the bathtub hhh

537L

Are you still working in the lab?Isn't Xueba a junior?Don't you live in a dormitory?Can't study buoyancy.

540L

I'm curious...how did the landlord use his mind?Do you recite "Shishuoxinyu" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

545L (landlord)

The landlord recites "Chinese Dictionary", it is not "Shishuoxinyu"!

As I said before, the chrysanthemum man is a rich second generation, he has a house outside, tomorrow I will go to his secret base outside, maybe I can find more evidence of his dating!

If I find out tomorrow, I will have a showdown with him!

546L

Outside...then I can only say one thing to the landlord: Remember to wear a condom.

548L

It feels like something big is going to happen tomorrow.

550L

I can already imagine the scene where the landlord is holding the chrysanthemum to update the post tomorrow, and the Xueba is feeding porridge next to him.

553L

What should I do, the cute principal will become someone else's tomorrow!

559L (landlord)

Don't worry everyone, if he dares to rape me, I will call my dad!Go to sleep, everyone, the host will come back tomorrow.I offline first.

562L

Didn't Director Fang go to the United States for an exchange recently? When you went to Mo's hometown, Director Fang must have been asleep. What's the use of calling.

566L

Hahahahahaha everyone, don’t swipe, anyway, the host can’t see it, let me laugh for a while hahahaha

570L

I feel sorry for the IQ of stewed meat. 2333.