405L (landlord)

You guys are really swiping too fast, you can't see it.

Going back to the 400th floor, the host did not lose his dignity, but the host felt that the chrysanthemum man ejaculated everywhere!

First of all, last night he helped me buy a box lunch. I had one meat and two vegetarian dishes, but he had two meat and one vegetarian meals. What does that mean?Engage in discrimination?I usually eat three meat dishes, okay? ! !

Furthermore, what I was given was Flammulina velutipes, small tribute balls and leeks, mocking my eggs as small sticks?I took a look at his dish, it was beef balls, the big ones with stuffing inside, a meatball and a lettuce that consumed oil, it fried me!I was not blind to such an obvious size comparison, so I immediately dropped my chopsticks and pointed at the dish and asked him what he meant, but this guy actually pretended to be stupid and said he didn't understand what I meant.

You don't know the meaning of the vegetables you buy?What about cheating pigs?

407L

That's right, it's to deceive the landlord, you pig.

408L

You are too sensitive!Meat balls and balls are not related!What about your research attitude?

409L

Landlord, you can exchange food with Chrysanthemum Man.

410L

My intuition told me that the landlord did a big thing next.

412L (landlord)

The chrysanthemum man pretends to be stupid with me, I won't take this set!I took out the thing I broke off from under the table, looked at the chrysanthemum man provocatively, touched the thing up and down, left, right, back and forth with my right hand, picked up the laboratory hammer and smashed it to pieces And said: see?Hurry up and give me your big ball, or I will crush yours.

The chrysanthemum man glanced down at himself, knocked on the bowl: "Principal, you said you want meatballs, but you didn't say where you want meatballs?"

Yo, this kid speaks yellow accents with me.

I smiled, didn't say anything, just picked up his beef balls and stuffed them into my mouth, one on the left cheek, one on the right cheek, and one in the middle.

Fuck, it's fucking unpalatable.

413L

Hahahahahaha, I ate three of them in one bite, which is amazing. six six six.

415L

Prosperous, in a trance, laughing and laughing.

420L

Unswervingly learn to attack!I bet Xueba must have changed his mind!

421L

Shi Geng?What stone shift?

422L

Go back upstairs and read these two words together.

425L

People in the city really know how to play, sometimes read separately and sometimes watch together.

430L (landlord)

I don't know if the chrysanthemum man has Shi Geng, but I think I'm very manly!Especially Shi Gengqi!

Although I feel very stupid after eating.What makes it even more difficult for me to understand is that the chrysanthemum man laughed when I ate the meatballs. He should be crying, right?I think he must be smiling on the surface and mourning the passing of the balls in his heart. In order to compensate him, I generously presented Flammulina velutipes as a gift.

After eating, I studied gravity with him for half an hour. After the study, I entered the next topic: on the influence of food on the growth rate of genitals.I was dumbfounded, how to study this?The chrysanthemum man said: Have you forgotten that you ate leeks tonight, the leeks are warm in nature, pungent in taste, nourishing the kidney and warming the yang, it has been half an hour now, the absorption should be almost done, we can start.

Good guy, wait for me here!

I continued to lie humiliated, he put on his gloves, took out a tube of ky from his pants pocket, and squeezed half of the tube into his hand.

ky! !I asked him where he was from.He said that the uncle in the cafeteria gave it to him when he bought the meal.

The cafeteria is also being renovated!I meditated in my heart, the uncle who cooks rice is very heavy, no wonder the vegetables are salty and oily.

433L

Hahahahahaha, a great gift from the canteen uncle!

436L

The principal's chastity is lost...

440L

Landlord!Take care of yourself!

444L

Well, I know that tomorrow's dish will be oysters, and the day after tomorrow it will be mutton.

450L

what's next!Landlord, tell me!

452L (landlord)

Next, he studied my little Jiji very rigorously, and even timed it!While timing, moving, writing, and muttering: It hasn’t become bigger yet, but now the frequency is accelerating, and the growth is obvious blablabla

What a shame!Stop talking!

I went to eat!

I'll come back tomorrow!

453L

Knock on the blackboard to draw key points: movement/frequency

455L

I doubt the owner's sanity.Is this really the headmaster's mind?

457L

I've been chasing him till now, the poster is not the principal of my school, Xiao Fang, is he?Is the master you are talking about Mo Lao?

458L

Fuck me upstairs for details, hurry up, go to Happy Doudou's post bar and post, we will move our position.

459L

Go back upstairs, okay, I'll start the post first.

460L

Well, everyone, quickly brush up the above, don't be discovered by the idiot landlord.

462L

Brush post party to also.

470L

Curious about the truth.

505L

Don't go back, everyone, I will do the last floor!At the same time tomorrow, the stories that the principal and the top student have to tell are waiting for you.

The author has something to say:

This chapter has so few words!Heartache!

It is a little different from copywriting, that is, Xueba deliberately pretends to be so serious, but in fact he is very serious

Already saw the principal

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