On the promotion of scientific research by personal practice

300L (landlord)

God, it's only been one night and this post turned so fast? ?Don't make wild guesses, the chrysanthemum man has indeed gone...

Lao Fang is really unreliable!He obviously told me to talk to me alone, why did he ask the chrysanthemum man to go with me!

What was even more annoying was that when I entered the office, I found the chrysanthemum man sitting on the sofa, drinking with a good Maojian in his hand!Lao Fang sat beside him affectionately, smiling until the creases on his face wrinkled into a big peony.There are only two rouges left!

When Lao Fang found out that I had gone in, his face immediately became stern, and he even asked me to stand in the corner with my back facing me and read the review.Where did I get the review?I went there empty-handed!Besides, I don't read the review!Chrysanthemum man is here, I don't read!

302L

Hahahahahaha Xueba must have conquered Lao Fang with his scientific research achievements.

305L

Read the review against the corner hahaha, the poster: crazy, I don’t want to lose face!

306L

I think Xueba must have an ulterior purpose...

308L

Why is the host's update an hour late today?Your mother asked you to cook?

309L (landlord)

The host is working overtime today, so I'll talk about that later.Like the 306th floor, real Conan.

I told Lao Fang that I did not conduct a self-criticism, but Lao Fang took out a piece of paper and gave it to me, saying that the self-criticism was written by the chrysanthemum man last night, a total of [-] words!Tell me to read it in the crotch, ashamed and ashamed.

Ho!This baby is really hard to guard against, actually writing a review!I thought, let’s just read it, anyway, it’s not my review.I will now type what I read and show it to you, and you can comment on it.

"I invited the principal to visit my laboratory. I didn't expect the principal to be very interested in my research object. While I was turning around, I broke the plastered little Jiji. I didn't mention the strength and technique of the principal's use. I lost my research. The subject is an untrue fact, so the principal volunteered to be my research subject, and proposed to increase the discussion on the two variables of humidity and temperature when I showed the research method. Just when I benefited a lot and prepared to do further research , Director Fang appeared, and I uphold the responsibilities and principles of the experimenter and promise that I will be responsible to the subject of the experiment, the principal, to the end."

This is a full two hundred words?This is clearly 170 characters plus 12 punctuation marks!Lao Fang has presbyopia!

After I finished reading, I heard Lao Fang say to the chrysanthemum man sentimentally: My son forced you, you are wronged and wronged.

? ? ? ?What the hell?

310L

Luzhu, wait a minute, what is reading in the crotch hahahahahaha, how to read in the crotch?

312L

Landlord, when I say Xueba’s purpose is not pure, it means that he wants to sleep with you...

315L

I think what Xueba said is very reasonable. You broke it first, so you volunteered. It was also your suggestion that he smell it with his nose, which is completely in line with reality!

316L (landlord)

Upstairs, are you an undercover agent sent by the chrysanthemum man?Let me tell you, here you can only say that I am right, and the chrysanthemum man is always wrong!

Back to the 310th floor, I made a typo again, please omit the typo in the future, thank you for your cooperation.

I really couldn't bear Lao Fang's attitude of distorting the facts, so I immediately turned around and said: This is not the truth at all.Then Xueba said the second half with the same meaning as the 315th floor, and I couldn't refute it.Lao Fang now judges me guilty, and he asked me to stay in the lab at night to help Chrysanthemum Man with his research.

That's why I'm late.You can't imagine how mistreated I was.

The chrysanthemum man is going to buy food now, and he will come back in half an hour, so I can complain for a while.

318L

Understood, wait until the host doesn't reply, I guess he was pushed on the single bed by Xueba 2333

320L

Braised pig, please tell us about the abuse.

322L (landlord)

It's not good to be late, there are not many friends, it's boring.

After I came to the laboratory, I was still naked. The chrysanthemum man said that today he was studying the influence of gravity on the genitals. He tied it to my little Jiji with a thread, and then hung it up, saying that he could study the degree of weakness of the genitals under gravity. And the sagging strength of the ball.

Still have this kind of operation?I'm a pure arts student and don't understand physics. Can a science student explain it?

325L

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

326L

Science students here, I am responsible to tell you that there is such an operation, he is using the knowledge of gravity.

330L

Do you still have a little knowledge of acceleration of gravity?

333L (landlord)

It turns out that acceleration really exists?He hoisted it up for a while and put it down for a while, saying that he was studying the acceleration of gravity. I thought he was playing with me, but I didn't expect it to be true.OK, he was wrongly blamed here.

Stop those who are too obscene and obscene, can you look at this kind of research with a scientific attitude?Take another look at the name of our forum, please be serious.

I was lying on the single bed today, looking at the chrysanthemum man's face, I found that he is really pretty.

When he was studying gravity, I used clichés and asked him what he had said to my dad in the afternoon. He laughed and said that Lao Fang had been muttering to himself that I was married well, and that he was very relieved to entrust me to him.

What the hell? ?playing with me.I said impossible, Lao Fang is not this kind of person, Lao Fang has always expected me to marry a beautiful woman and give him a litter of grandchildren.

As a result, Ju Huanan said that today he analyzed the problems existing in the marriage of men and women and the conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law and his father-in-law and son, and successfully made Lao Fang feel that marrying off his son was the right choice.

Me: Then it is impossible for me to marry you. If I want to marry, I have to marry the rich second generation.

Him: I am the second generation rich.

Me: My man must be big!

Him: You can touch me to see how old I am.

Hey!This baby sees tricks and breaks tricks!I had no choice but to resort to nirvana: you are too young.Now he doesn't speak

Ah, there was a sound of the door opening, it must be that he is back, and I am leaving. Goodbye.

336L

Landlord, haven’t you found any loopholes? Why would you ask your dad to marry you if the schoolboy doesn’t want to have sex with you?

338L

Fuck, everyone, quickly paint the first floor above!Do not be discovered by the landlord!Let the landlord continue to be stupid.

342L

Swipe.The diving party also came out to brush up.

350L

Landlord, come back tomorrow.

360L

I really made up the [-]-word novel hhhhh.

380L

It's almost time for everyone to leave.The landlord will definitely not come today.

400L

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, don't lose your dignity!

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