On the promotion of scientific research by personal practice

150L (landlord)

I, Hu Hansan, are back again.

I found out that I didn't go back to the 142nd floor last night. Brother, 4P is impossible. I am happy to be a couple for the rest of my life. If I want to find, I will find a man who only loves me wholeheartedly.

151L

Man... It really sucks to be boiled!

152L (landlord)

Holy crap, I have to explain this. I wanted to hit a woman, but I almost hit a man. I pressed the delete result and accidentally clicked send. You still robbed me upstairs. Originally, my explanation should be on the 151st floor. .

Turn over and over again.Wasn't I invited to his lab today? He was leaning against the door and waiting for me wearing a lab coat. This baby is wearing a white coat. He looks like a dog. Oh, now that I think about it, my heart beats a little faster.

The chrysanthemum man is really obsessed with the human body. I saw a plaster statue of a male human body in his laboratory. After walking around it three times, I concluded that this stone statue is a bit worn, especially the lower part.

I realized it in a flash: this child is so hungry/thirsty that he will not let go of the plaster statue!Look at the genitals, they're almost flattened.The size obviously does not match the proportion of the whole body.

155L

Landlord, you actually watched Xueba's heart beat faster... You still said that you want to find a woman? ?

157L

You can see that the plaster is worn out just by looking at it?What if someone designed this size?

180L

I bet the landlord's mother will ask the landlord to wash the vegetables in 10 minutes hahahahahaha.

183L

Today, I am still unswervingly stand on learning the bully attack!

185L (landlord)

Going back to the 180th floor, my mother and my father went out to eat today, and now I am the only one at home, so I can stay a little longer today, and I am eating instant noodles.

On the 175th floor, your thinking now is similar to my thinking at the time. In order to find out whether it is worn or not, I boldly touched it with my hands, but guess what, it broke!

186L

Hahahahahaha broke, the plaster statue: I hurt so much.

187L

Landlord, did you call 120? If it is broken, there is no delay. Send it to the doctor immediately.

189L (landlord)

□□Could you blame me for breaking it?It must be that the chrysanthemum man has touched it too many times and the bottom is too fragile!

190L

I just came in, who broke down below? ? ?

191L

Back upstairs, the landlord touched the underside of Xueba.

192L

Hahahahahahahahaha, how did the chrysanthemum man react?

195L (landlord)

Don't talk nonsense on the 191st floor.

I felt so embarrassed at the time. I touched the chrysanthemum man while he was looking at other things. I didn't expect it to break, and it broke, and it even made a breaking sound. It was a loud noise in the silent laboratory... The chrysanthemum man immediately turned to look at me, and I quickly hid it in my pants pocket, and then blocked the plaster statue with my body.

Then the chrysanthemum man pushed me aside! ! !

unacceptable!That's how I was exposed!

The chrysanthemum man's expression was indescribable, and after a minute of silence, he told me: Principal, you can't touch people so hard.

I'm going to fuck you! !You made it sound like I touched your bottom!

197L

Chrysanthemum Man: Teacher, touch me gently.

199L

Hahahahahaha, you old Gong was shocked by your strength!

200L (landlord)

Roll on, what is my husband.

And that's not the most embarrassing thing.At that time, I was very embarrassed, and I wanted to take out my wallet to pay for the compensation, but I found that the wallet was left in the office, and I didn't bring it!I had no choice but to take out my phone: Well, how about wechat transfer money to you?

Chrysanthemum man is fucking laughing again!He said that this plaster cast was custom-made, and it will take a month to arrive now, but his human body research report will be handed in in a week, and it is too late.After pondering for a few seconds, he said that he would study real people.

Study real people! !This kid wants to date again!I must stop!

So I said: Since you want to study real people, you should study yourself.

What's the result, this baby said that he was bigger than the average, and the results of the research were not in line with reality!

Hehe, does he think I can't stop him from having sex by saying that?I replied to him with lightning and thunder: Then you study me.

202L

Yesterday was lightning and flint, and today there is lightning and thunder.

203L

Tsk, according to my intuition after reading all the Tanmei novels, the chrysanthemum man is trying to study the landlord's idea, the landlord is really naive.

205L (landlord)

Don't steal my building!

The chrysanthemum man is an embryo!After I finished speaking, it was obvious that he swallowed his saliva!He said: Principal, all right, take off your clothes.

I? ? ? ? ?Wait for this classmate first, what are you talking about?

He said, "Didn't you come to visit? You also have to see how I research it. Now take off your clothes and I will study it for you."

Did he think that I would back down like this!Come on, who is afraid of whom, I immediately took off my suit and lay down on the bed. (the kind that comes with the lab)

Then he reached out and unbuttoned my shirt!I grabbed his hand and asked him what he was doing, and his tone was very cute: Shouldn't researching the human body be a crime?

Do I still have this kind of operation? ?I said ok, I'll come.With a righteous expression on my face, I actually took off my disguise with trembling fingers. I lay on the bed and stretched all my muscles to show him my toned body.

He was touching and laughing, I felt that his hand was very light when he touched my bottom, and he flicked it!Laugh at me for being below average!

Can't bear it!I directly yelled at him: the outside heat and humidity can't meet the development conditions I need, so what you're touching now is just my sleeping state, if it erupts, I'll scare you to death.

He said with a half-smile: You mean I should use my mouth to help research?

Ah ah ah dead rogue!This baby has a lot of experience at first glance, can she say something like this?

I countered: No, I think you can just bring your nose closer, and the heat and humidity in your nostrils should be enough.

208L

bite?Why bite?

209L

Go back upstairs, this word should be read separately.

215L

Landlord, I think you should touch his bottom at this time hahahahahaha.

220L

There should be a camera in the lab... The poster is so bold, isn't he afraid of being caught by the camera?

222L

The landlord's EQ is like my building's numbers.

225L

To tell the truth, Xueba must have taken a fancy to Luzhu, otherwise how could he explore real people, anyway, I can't do it.The nostrils hahahahahaha.

227L (landlord)

Don't underestimate this chrysanthemum man, he really should come over and smell it!At this time!The laboratory door is actually open!Lao Fang, the director of the teaching office, walked in: xx, you...

I stopped talking at this point, because he found that the chrysanthemum man was smelling my shit...

I pushed the chrysanthemum man away.

It's over!In this way, my fit body was exposed to Lao Fang's eyes!This is the most embarrassing thing!

Lao Fang pointed at us in shock: what are you doing?I have to admire the calmness of the chrysanthemum man. He answered in an extremely flat voice: to explore whether the heat and humidity of the nostrils can make the genitals grow.

I add: and whether the genitals have a peculiar smell at normal temperature.

Helplessly, I was too nervous, and my voice trembled to hoarse!It is simply the state after orgasm!

Lao Fang angrily told me to put on my clothes, and I picked up the trousers that were thrown on the ground!but!I obviously forgot one thing, it's still in my pants pocket!My rough movement made it fall out with a bang.

I felt that Lao Fang's heart fell to the ground with a bang, and he was about to call 120 short of breath!

230L

I feel sorry for Lao Fang, how old is Lao Fang?

232L

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

236L (landlord)

Old Fang Fang is 58 years old, I should call him Dad.This dad is literally, he is my real dad!

That's why I ate instant noodles alone at home today.Lao Fang was so angry with me that he left home for a big meal.He asked me to have a talk at the teaching office tomorrow to discuss the necessity and importance of the principal's dedication to scientific research.

See you tomorrow everyone.Wish me luck.

238L

Hahahahahaha I feel sorry for Dad.

240L

Great post today, looking forward to tomorrow!

242L

Have you called Chrysanthemum Man together?

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