On the promotion of scientific research by personal practice

Small Daily ①

Fang Qian: "Ah, summer, my body is hot~spicy~rolling~hot~"

Mo Yi: "You've been told to turn on the air conditioner, why don't you turn it on? You can get cold by lying on the floor-to-ceiling windows? Come here and eat watermelon."

Fang Qian walked back slowly, picked up the watermelon and gnawed: "The watermelon can't relieve the heat in my heart, it just cools my mouth."

"So you spit it out after chewing on watermelon? Ice watermelon doesn't go into your stomach?"

"I think my body has a temperature, and the temperature I perceive is another. There is a difference between the two. We can study the difference between the perceived temperature and the real body temperature," Fang Qian held up the watermelon, " Ice watermelon can be used as an auxiliary tool."

"You're right, I think it's also possible to study which mouth your body's temperature drops faster through eating ice."

"What do you mean?" Fang Qian didn't understand.

"That means," Mo Yi pulled up the curtain, "feed the mouth below you to eat watermelon."

"Fuck you pervert!!!!"

Small Daily ②

Fang Qian: "Help! Ah Yi! There are a group of women surrounding me! They kept talking lewdly/sound/waves/talking: Take off/take off your clothes~raise your hands~the thighs are left I~

Also divided into solo and chorus!I'm furious!

They are petite, with long legs and thin waist, and they dance like a wild dance of demons, one in the east and the other in the west, and their shouts are loud, one after another! ! !

I heard that spraying perfume can drive away!I sprayed!They even came together!How to do how to do? "

Mo Yi: "I suggest you, order a plate of mosquito coils."

Small daily life③

When the principal was dragged to meet his godfather by the bully for the first time, he was very speechless.The main reason is that the godfather is really too masculine, and he keeps his figure like a 40-year-old!Check out this crisp shirt!

Fang Qian quickly opened his collar and took a look at his protruding belly.

Mo Yi: ...

The godfather has a kind face, and he is not angry when he sees his god/son find a man, and asks Fang Qian how he got together.

Fang Qian thought that the old man wanted to find out the details, so he replied honestly: "He took the initiative to get in my car, and then tricked me."

Mo Yi: ...

The godfather said strangely: "That's not right, what A Yi said was that you posted the courtship post yourself, and his roommate discovered it by accident."

Fang Qian: Courtship post? ? ?Will your courtship posts be posted on the Socialist Successor Forum?

Seeing the two of them staring at each other, the godfather knew something was wrong, he took Fang Qian's hand and sat down on the sofa: "Come on, tell me, what's going on?" He stuffed the phone into the hand of the god/wife : "Which post, you can find it out and show it to me, I have spent a long time with Mo Yi and he still refuses to say it." The tone was very resentful.

Fang Qian stupidly picked up his mobile phone to search for him, and after opening the forum post, he was snatched away by his godfather.

The godfather put on the reading glasses that had been cleaned long ago: "This is it, let me see." He laughed while watching: "Oh Xiao Fang, you are so cute. Hahahahahaha."

Fang Qian felt that his godfather and Lao Fang should be like-minded people.

The godfather was not satisfied after reading it: "Come on, Xiao Fang, tell me carefully, do you still study the human body? Hahahahahaha."

Fang Qian: ...

Is there something wrong?Is it really okay for you, an old man who is more than seventy years old, to gossip like this?

Mo Yi pulled his wife helplessly: "Don't ask, if you want to know so much, you can go to Lujiji to read articles, you can choose any type."

Fang Qian opened WeChat and revealed Fang's mother's WeChat code: "My mother reads articles all the year round, you can discuss it with her."

The godfather happily added: "Okay, okay, which one does your mother see?"

"Probably something like "Running with the Ball", "Days with the CEO", "Black-bellied Boys and Simple Girls"."

Godfather: ...

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Because wb is checking txl recently, I am very panicked.So put some things written by wb before here, and delete them there.