Liang Chen System [Rebirth]

Pei Ziqi smiled and said to the system: "I'll make a call." Then, he connected to the headquarters: "Hello, is this the headquarters? My system is poisoned and needs to be formatted. Its job number is ..."

The system immediately burst into tears, sobbing and choking: "Qi Qi, don't you want me? Is it because I'm not thick enough or long enough to satisfy you, so I went to find those coquettish and bitch mistresses?"

Pei Ziqi was silent, hung up the phone and said: "System, if you talk like that again, I will kill you." Then, he immediately shouted: "Beep-beep-beep-"

The system hugged itself and shivered while biting the small handkerchief and howling ghostly.

Pei Ziqi: "...can you hear what I'm talking about?"

The system twitched and said, "I can't hear you, I'm not cooperating with you."

Pei Ziqi: "..."

Afterwards, Pei Ziqi learned that the system really didn't lie to him this time, it just omitted the options.He was silent for a long time, and the context was vicissitudes of life: "Give me another cigarette."

The system readily gave a cigarette and said, "Smoke it, if you smoke to death, I'll be the one to blame."

Pei Ziqi opened a pack of cigarettes and lit two cigarettes at a time.He casually said: "Have the attributes been filled up?"

The system was silent for a moment, and said, "I'll add it for you right now."

Pei Ziqi nodded, and spit out a mouthful of mist.He muttered to himself: "System, I dreamed of my parents. I have lived for so many years, and this is the first time I dreamed of them. They are very young, and I am also very young, and I dreamed of a grandpa. He taught I can read, teach me martial arts, watch me grow up..."

System: "Are you homesick? Don't be afraid, you can go home when you become a good minister."

Pei Ziqi smiled, a bit bitterly: "After finishing the task, I will have a good sleep, find a girlfriend, get married and have children..."

With a ding, he was interrupted, and the system said again: "Okay, the attributes are full."

He lost his mind, and the hot cigarette butt touched his finger.He hissed back to his senses, and casually extinguished a cigarette, and put the other on the incense table.He straightened his robe, took a deep breath and walked towards the bed.When he saw that absolutely crowned face, he froze his body suddenly, stopped his steps and did not move.

The fiery red cigarette butts burned wantonly and fell to the ground and turned into dust.Xu Feng blew into the palace, filled with dust, and a soft sigh sounded, Pei Ziqi said: "System, I can't do it."

The system kindly suggested: "Take off your pants, I'll make a mosaic for you."

The so-called combination of two into one means one principle and two methods.The first method is simple, literally; the second method is harsh and overbearing, and takes a long time.

The system also said: "It only takes 10 minutes for you to take off your pants and do the work, but the second method will take 10 minutes."

Pei Ziqi was silent for a moment, then said: "Beep-beep-beep-" and said: "Help me put on the mosaic." After saying that, he looked at Zhang Nan on the bed, and then looked down at himself , The key parts of the two people are all mosaiced.He was angry: "System, are you a little stupid? I told you to mosaic Zhang Nan. Who told you that I'm going to do something that's worse than a beast?"

Yes, he would rather be a hooligan than a beast.Without the other party's awareness, taking the opportunity to take advantage of the other party's innocence, he can't do this kind of thing.Although the second method is a bit more rogue, the prototype is still a fairy tale - the sleeping beauty is awakened by the prince's kiss, but the method is a little more domineering...

As a result, there was a mosaic in front of Pei Ziqi's eyes, and even the whole bed was blurred.He reached out to explore the direction, and then accidentally touched an object.Some are soft, cylindrical, and so large that they cannot be fully held in one hand.

The system said: "Even if I don't tell you, you should be able to guess." He added: "Well, it's a little hard."

Pei Ziqi let go of his hand expressionlessly, and said calmly, "Tell me in which direction."

System: "Your left."

Pei Ziqi turned around and reached out to touch her carefully.The fingertips trembled, and the cold skin came from it.The skin is delicate and smooth, like a breakable sugar porcelain doll.He paused his fingers, feeling a little dazed, and couldn't help but focus on his fingertips.

System: "That's the forehead."

He suddenly came back to his senses, quickly moved his hand away, took another breath, followed the direction of his hand, bent down and kissed it.Perhaps because of the touch of the lips, the skin is no longer as smooth as before, but has a fluffy and soft feeling.

The system said, "That's the eyes."

He froze for a moment, then slightly raised his head and moved down.Inadvertently, the lips touched the bridge of the nose, straight and erect.The tip of her nose was exquisite and steep, after she kissed her gently, a half-colored side profile immediately appeared in her mind.He hesitated for a while, and then moved down a little, just touching the soft lips.He clumsily opened his lips, hesitated for a moment, then slowly stretched out his tongue...

Touching the tip of the tongue, the heartbeat stopped suddenly, but returned to normal in an instant, and the sparrows moved faster and faster.He couldn't help closing his eyes, and passed the repair fluid over.After a while, he stirred the opponent's tongue with his tongue again, and the sound of saliva 'sizzling' sounded, shattering the silent hall.

Suddenly, a pair of closed eyes opened a slit.After seeing the person in front of him clearly, he immediately closed his eyes again, but the fingers on one side couldn't help moving.Pei Ziqi immediately stopped and asked, "System, did Zhang Nan move?"

The system ate the popcorn and said articulately: "I don't know. I can't see it either. The privacy of the host will become a mosaic." Then he said: "Why don't you kiss? There is still more than half of the repair solution left. .Hey, wait a minute, I'll fill up the repair fluid, and you can kiss again."

This is the overbearing and harsh part of the second method. Either pour the repair fluid once, or start all over again. There is no other choice.Pei Ziqi was sad for a while, and when the repair fluid was filled, he lowered his head and started working...

Outside the inner hall, Sun Lu was running around in a hurry like ants on a hot pot.He looked up at the sky again, and couldn't help pacing the palm of his hand with the back of his hand.It was getting late, Pei Ziqi hadn't come out since he entered, and there was no sound from the inner hall, how could he feel at ease.He put Pei Ziqi in by himself. If something happened to the third prince, the eighteen generations of his ancestors would not be enough to survive.

After thinking about it, he gritted his teeth and became cruel. Offending Pei Ziqi is a minor matter, but losing his head is a major matter.Pei Ziqi's vengeance and revenge are all things to do later, the most important thing is to keep his head.He strode to the door of the inner hall, and stretched out his hand to push the palace door to find out.The palace gate opened slightly, a thin crack opened, and a figure was looming.Before he could see clearly, the palace door slammed shut again, almost hitting the bridge of his nose.

He was dumbfounded, then laughed ecstatically in a blink of an eye.The third prince is ready!The move just now was the third prince's unique technique - hitting objects from the air, using strong internal force to push the air to attack.He smiled and looked at the palace gate, stood still with his arms folded, his uneasy heart settled down steadily.As long as the third prince is happy, as for what to do inside, it's not for him as a slave to ask.

In the inner hall, Pei Ziqi stopped his movements again, and said to the system: "System, did you hear any sound just now? It seems to be the sound of closing the door, very lightly."

The system sighed, and said weakly: "No, I didn't hear a sound. Please forgive me, how many times has this been going back and forth? Don't say that it is dawn when it is dark, and you can't finish it."

Pei Ziqi was silent for a while, and promised: "There will be no next time."

The system thought for a while: "How about I cancel your mosaic, so don't always be surprised."

But Pei Ziqi shook his head: "Without mosaics, I can't do it." Yulu, he smiled wryly, and then lowered his head to work... It was a new round of beginning.

At exactly the right time, a shambling figure slowly walked towards the Meridian Gate.The visitor rubbed his face for a while, pinched his waist for a while, and tapped his neck after a while, which was quite funny.The guards guarding the gate looked at each other in blank dismay, but they didn't dare to speak arbitrarily.Those who can enter and leave this palace are either honorable or noble, and they are not something they can afford to provoke.

When someone walked in, the gate guards were startled, and they knelt down on one leg to salute.The head guard cupped his fists and said, "Master Pei, why haven't you returned at this hour?"

Pei Ziqi propped his cheeks with his fingers, showing a smile that he didn't know how to describe.He said: "Wolf has finished the fourth floor, and remember how much the United States controls."

A silence passed by, and the head guard said again: "Master Pei, you need His Majesty's order to leave the palace at this time, and the humble ones dare to let you go."

Pei Ziqi nodded, took out his waist badge, and said, "I'm crying for you, chop your shoes."

The head guard watched carefully, waved his hand behind him, and the city gate opened slowly.He clasped his fists again and said, "Master Pei, walk slowly, it's getting late, pay attention to safety on the road."

Pei Ziqi smiled back with his hands clasped, and walked out of the Meridian Gate staggeringly.After he left, the gate guard could no longer hold back the raging spirit of gossip.One of the guards said: "It is said that the jade is soft and fragrant, this Mr. Pei is too pitiful, the tongue can't be straightened after kissing."

Another guard said: "Yes, I don't know which palace maid is so powerful."

Another guard said: "I see more than that. You can see that Mr. Pei can't even walk steadily, and he is pinching his waist and hammering his shoulders. It seems that he has been sucked out of essence. What a thief!"

An older guard shook his head and sighed and said: "You have indulged too much at such a young age, be careful that you will have kidney deficiency in the future, and you will not be able to get hard when you see a woman."

"Well... I don't think this is what a woman did." A guard who just arrived said timidly: "How can ordinary women be so fierce, and besides, all the maids in the palace are soft, fragrant and warm, let alone do such a thing?" Come on. I think it's mostly a man's work."

Silence came quietly, and the raging gossip soul was immediately extinguished.Several guards who were chatting dispersed one after another, and stood still in place with a calm expression, as if the sentence they just heard was a hallucination.

The guard who just arrived scratched his head and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?"

Everyone stood in silence, ignoring his words and actions, but roared in their hearts: It's over, they seem to know some great secret!