Hey, your overlord is broken

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Inevitably being left at home by Yan Hao, Chu Yuanxiao waited for Yan Hao to get up, and squatted by the gate all the time, looking eagerly waiting to go out.

Yan Hao called him to eat cat food, but he pretended not to hear, so Yan Hao had to put cat food in a cat bowl and put it in front of him.

"Eat well."

After Yan Hao finished speaking, he went to the kitchen, while Chu Yuanxiao squatted motionless, his big cat's eyes moving above the cat food.

I don't want to eat cat food, but I'm very hungry.

He swallowed unconsciously, always feeling that the cat food had turned into a big plate of meat, exuding a burst of meaty aroma.

He gradually lowered his head and stretched his neck towards the cat bowl.

Yan Hao came out of the kitchen, holding a freshly fried poached egg in his hand, and went to the door to see how his cat was eating.

Chu Yuanxiao had already recovered her sitting posture when he came out, staring at the plate in his hand with her head raised high, clearly showing her disregard for cat food.

"Why don't you eat? No appetite?" Seeing that the cat didn't eat a bite, Yan Hao was a little worried, and squatted down to observe the cat's condition.

Chu Yuanxiao's eyes were glued to the plate, and he didn't expect Mr. Yan to be good at frying eggs. The shape and color of poached eggs are very attractive, and the temptation is even greater for him who has not eaten human food for more than ten hours.

Yan Hao actually understood the look in his expectant eyes, and coaxed: "Hey, it's not good for you to eat this. Dad bought you the best cat food, it's delicious."

Chu Yuanxiao: "Oh."

"Meow~"

Still not looking at the cat food, just staring at Yan Hao.

Yan Hao softened his heart for no reason: "You wait."

His own poached eggs were candied, and the cat couldn't eat them well, so he went back to the kitchen and fried another fully cooked poached egg, divided it into a quarter, let it cool down, and put it in the cat's bowl.

"Are you satisfied? Have a good meal."

Chu Yuanxiao looked at the quarter of the poached eggs mixed with cat food, felt his paws a little itchy, and wanted to greet Yan Hao's face.

Can you be more specific?How does this mix together make him eat?

In the end Chu Yuanxiao ate it anyway, not only the poached eggs, but also cat food.

There is no way, he will go out with Yan Hao later, it is definitely a physical effort, and he has no strength if he is not full.

There is no need to hesitate at all when choosing between your own safety and eating cat food.

And to be honest, cat food was much tastier than he thought—he firmly believed that the cat's body affected his sense of taste.

Yan Hao packed up and was ready to go out. When he saw the cat circling by the door, he asked, "Want to go out?"

After asking, he was stunned for a while, he really thought his cat was going to be smart, he could understand everything.

Chu Yuanxiao: "Yes."

"Meow!"

Afraid that Yan Hao would not understand cat language, Chu Yuanxiao deliberately nodded his head in a very humane way.

Yan Hao stared at him for a few seconds, then turned around to get the necessary items for taking the cat out - cat bag, leash, poop bag, cat food, cat bowl.

Back at the door, he opened the cat bag, instead of hugging the cat directly, he tentatively said, "Come in, I'll take you out."

Chu Yuanxiao disliked the size of the cat bag a bit, but in order to go out, he could only bear it, and walked into the cat bag on his own initiative, put his head in the raised transparent cover of the cat bag, and looked at Yan Hao through the transparent cover, the translucent blue... □ eyes with a little melancholy.

Yan Hao suppressed the distress that suddenly came to his heart, closed the cat bag, held the cat bag in one hand, and twisted the cat supplies in the other hand and went out.

The driver Xiao Zhang was surprised when he saw that Yan Hao was carrying a cat, but he didn't say anything.

Yan Hao twisted the cat bag and sat in the back seat, looked at the cat dozing off with his eyes closed, took out his mobile phone, entered a cat-loving forum, and posted a post.

#我家猫而成都了#——Original poster: My glutinous rice balls.

[Original: My cat has been a little bit wrong since yesterday. Not only can it stack up books, turn on the TV and change channels, but it can also understand what I say. Is it going to become a master? 】

This forum is very active, and soon there are many people's threads.

[Put a picture first. 】

[After the founding of the People's Republic of China, isn't it forbidden to become a master? 】

[Actually, these are considered normal, some cats are very smart.Unless your cat can write, it's still a bit early to become a sperm. 】

【Hee hee, maybe your cat has been taken away?Isn't this kind of plot often found in fantasy novels? 】

[It's also possible that it's about to become a sperm. Is your cat a male and a female?Regardless of gender, it's not bad to have a human-cat relationship.Think about cat people, oh so cute, so cute. 】

……

The brains of everyone in the forum are getting bigger and bigger. Yan Hao wrote down a few answers that he thought made sense, and quit the forum, thinking about giving it a try when he got home.

When Yan Hao arrived at the parking lot of the hospital, Director Wu had already arrived. He comforted the cat, asked Xiao Zhang to take care of the cat, and left with Director Wu.

Director Wu sighed as he walked: "I don't know what's going on with Yuan Xiao now, but she still had dinner with us well yesterday, hey, this is really an impermanent world."

"He's fine." Yan Hao didn't like Director Wu's tone as if Chu Yuanxiao was critically ill, and said expressionlessly, "Yesterday has passed the critical period, and he will recover within a month or two."

The news from the hospital reached him almost in real time. If he didn't know that Chu Yuanxiao was fine, he wouldn't be so calm.

Director Wu breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine."

In the car, Chu Yuanxiao silently watched Yan Hao leave without showing any excitement.

Some patients are allergic to animal fur, and animals are likely to carry bacteria. For the sake of patients' health, hospitals generally do not allow patients and their families to bring pets. Chu Yuanxiao knows this, so he made preparations early in the morning to be left behind.

But even in violation of hospital regulations, he must go.

He can only guarantee that his current cat is healthy and clean, and he will never run around and affect other patients.

After Yan Hao and Director Wu left for two to three minutes, Chu Yuanxiao began to hit the transparent cover with his head.

Xiao Zhang heard the sound, looked over his head, and saw Mr. Yan's beloved cat rolling its eyes and hitting the transparent cover as if it was having difficulty breathing.

After hitting it a few times, the cat's head tilted, and it lay powerlessly on the transparent cover, looking like it was dying.

Xiao Zhang was taken aback, and hurriedly opened the cat bag to check the situation.

The moment the cat bag was opened, Chu Yuanxiao rushed out.

The windows were open for ventilation, which greatly facilitated his movement.

Although he failed to run out of the apartment yesterday, all the efforts he made were rewarding. The biggest gain is that he can already control the cat's body, and his actions can be called vigorous.

He jumped out of the cat bag, jumped out of the car window, and even landed on the ground, but he didn't fall.

congratulations.

"sweet dumpling!"

Xiao Zhang was dumbfounded, and hurriedly got out of the car to chase after him, but he didn't even see the cat.

He subconsciously took out his mobile phone and was about to tell Yan Hao the news that the cat had run away. Then he thought that he lost the cat within 3 minutes after Mr. Yan left. It was really embarrassing, so he decided to look for it by himself.

Maybe Tangyuan just felt that the cat bag was too stuffy, so she went out to get some air, and she would come back later.

He took out a small bag of cat food from the car and put it in the cat bowl, took the cat bowl and began to call the cat.

Naturally, Chu Yuanxiao couldn't hear Xiao Zhang's call, he was currently climbing the stairs.

There are many people in the elevator. If he takes the elevator, it is estimated that the medical staff will drive him away within a minute.

Fortunately, the ward he lived in was not too high, it was on the eleventh floor, and he managed to climb it with great effort.

At the top of the eleventh floor of the stairs, he was panting with exhaustion, his snow-white cat paws were stained with a layer of dust, he shook his paws to shake the dust while calming down his breath.

You will have to get close to his body later, but don't bring ashes into it.

At this time, two patients in hospital gowns walked to the stairs and happened to see Chu Yuanxiao shaking ashes.

"Yeah, who brought the cat into the hospital?"

"Wild cat, right? Look at the trembling of the cat, isn't it crazy?"

"I think it's domesticated. How can wild cats be so fat and white? I'll tell the nurse. If someone brings them in, they must be warned."

Chu Yuanxiao's body froze. Seeing that the two of them were talking and walking towards the nurse's station, she didn't dare to pay too much attention and ran directly to the ward.

His ward is the third one on the right at the stairs, a single ward. These are all the news I learned from Yan Hao's thoughts last night-I have to say that Yan Hao is a bit chatty in private. The cat can't stop talking.

Turn right, one, one, here we are.

The door of the ward was just opened, and he heard Ji Quanqi's voice say coldly: "President Yan and Director Wu's wishes, I will tell Yuan Xiao when he wakes up."

Yan Hao's tone was steady: "No, I will visit him again when he wakes up."

During the season, the voice was even colder: "Sorry, he needs a quiet environment to recuperate. Starting today, visits are not allowed."

What else did Yan Hao want to say, the quarterly authority who was facing outwards had already seen Chu Yuanxiao.

He frowned: "Where did it come from..."

Before the word cat was uttered, Chu Yuanxiao rushed into the ward relying on his vigorous posture.

Looking up and seeing himself in a coma on the hospital bed, his heart was pounding, and a strange feeling came to his mind, as if countless strings were being plucked in his mind at the same time, making him dizzy and tinnitus.

a little closer.

He arched up slightly, ready to jump directly onto the hospital bed and have an intimate contact with himself.

However, before jumping, the back of the neck was pinched by a big hand and twisted up. Without turning his head, he could tell that it was Yan Hao's hand.

"Tangyuan!" Yan Hao's voice was low, suppressing his anger, and carrying a warning.

Chu Yuanxiao was inexplicably frightened, she didn't dare to move, and watched helplessly as the distance between her body and herself became farther and farther away.

He was a little dizzy, and only vaguely heard that the quarter was angry, and Yan Hao apologized.

By the time he fully recovered, Yan Hao had already brought him back to the apartment.

Yan Hao locks him up in the cat house - Yan Hao's apartment, one room belongs to the cat, and educates him with the most serious expression and the most stern tone he has ever seen after becoming a cat.

"Running around is so ignorant! From now on, stay in this room for 24 hours and you are not allowed to go out, and I will not come to see you, reflect on yourself."

Chu Yuanxiao turned around, pointed her butt at him, and didn't even meow.

If Yan Hao caught him a second later, his consciousness might have returned to his body!

Hate.

Seeing him like this, Yan Hao wanted to hug him and rub him, but he held back, snorted, and said "Reflect on yourself", left a big push of cat food and left.

Chu Yuanxiao, who was locked up in confinement, pondered for a long time and decided to confess to Yan Hao.

After what happened today, he was sure that it would be more difficult to get close to his body with a cat's body.

If Yan Hao knew that he had turned into a cat and wanted to bully him, hmph, he couldn't be scratched to death!

A few hours later, around five o'clock in the afternoon, Yan Hao, who couldn't stop doing anything, finally couldn't hold back his impulse and opened the door of the cat house.

As soon as the door was opened, a smell rushed into the nostrils. When I looked down, I saw cat food all over the floor.

At first, he didn't find the mystery, but after a few more glances, he realized that the cat food was arranged very regularly.

I'M Chu YX - four letters a word.

I am Chu Yuanxiao. Almost immediately, Yan Hao recognized the meaning of these words, and his heart was shocked.

He suddenly looked at the cat squatting next to the words and blowing its paws.

Chu Yuanxiao, who was so tired from arranging these words that her paws ached, raised her head and gave him a "meow".

"understand?"

"Meow?"

Yan Hao narrowed his eyes, and his eyes were slightly cold: "You are really smart, and you know how to hit the place I care most about! Tell me, what is your purpose?"

Chu Yuan was flustered in the wind and almost fell down.

Mr. Yan, it's good to keep your imagination open.

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