Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

This Mi Heng, Cao Cao sent people to invite him three times, but he came late, and he was still wearing a worn indigo deep coat. The clothes are old, but the problem is that Mi Heng's face was covered with a layer of dust, and there were two stains on the front of the shirt. Wearing it crookedly on the head, leaving a few strands of long hair loose, is very rude.It made Cao Cao feel a little unhappy, so he deliberately refused to let him sit.

At this moment Cao Cao calmed down, thinking in his mind, if this person has real talents and learning, if he is more unruly, he can tolerate it.He raised his hand to invite you to sit down.

Mi Heng sat down, but she sat in a very disrespectful way, with her legs crossed, revealing a little private part that shouldn't be exposed.He asked rather arrogantly: "Who is under Cao Sikong's command, tell me?"

Guo Jia also often sits in an improper posture, but he only wants to be comfortable and never loses his clothes, and he doesn't mean to belittle others.It looks chic and comfortable, pleasing to the eye.

Like Mi Heng, who tends to be a bit exhibitionist, Cao Cao can't wait to leave the banquet immediately to wash his eyes.

Cao Cao withdrew his gaze: "Xun Yu and Xun You are prudent and strategizing, even if Xiao He is alive, they can't compare. Guo Jia and Cheng Yu are far-sighted and exhaustive, even if Chen Ping is resurrected, they can't match. Zhang Liao, Zhao Yun, Yu Jin, Le To advance, to be brave, to be brave, to be engaged by Xi Fan and Man Chong, and to be in the vanguard of Lu Bu and Zhao Ang. Xia Houdun is a genius in the world, and Cao Zixiao (Cao Ren) is a blessed general in the world. How can it be said that there is no one?

You Heng laughed frivolously: "This statement is wrong, I know all these people: Xun Yu can make mourners ask about illnesses, Xun You can make watch over graves and watch over tombs. Guo Jia can make Bai Ci recite Fu, and Cheng Yu can make people close their doors .Zhang Liao can make drums and gold, Zhao Yun can make horses herd sheep. Yu Jin can make negative plates to build walls, Yue Jin can make papers and read edicts."

As he spoke, there was a pause in his voice, and a look of contempt appeared on his face: "Playing can make red sleeves more fragrant, and full of favors can make drinking and eating bad. Lu Bu can be called a family slave of four surnames, Zhao Ang only knows how to bend a bow and shoot deer. Xiahou Dun He is called the 'General of Long Defeat', and Cao Zixiao calls him the 'Prefect who Wants Money'. The rest of the people are just wine bags and clothes racks, what a shame!"

Guo Jia and Zhang Liao happened to be the guests.Guo Jia was calm and lazily playing with the folding fan.Watching the excitement with great interest: Mi Heng's mouth is full of insults.He has learned a lot about talking and talking.

Zhang Liao glared, looking like he was about to go berserk at any moment.He entered Xudu for the title of Marquis and General, not to be ridiculed by others.The rest of the guests were even more depressed. They didn't even have the right to be scolded, so they just said, "What's the point?"...

Cao Cao was amused, sneered for a while, and asked Ni Heng: "Then what are your abilities?"

Mi Heng: "Astronomy and geography, there is nothing I can't understand; three religions and nine streams, know everything. The superior can make the king Yao and Shun, and the inferior can match the virtues of Confucius and Yan. An can be compared with ordinary people!"

It is understandable for all celebrities to be proud of their talents, but to say that others are worthless, only his own virtue is worthy of Kong Yan.Really very repulsive. (During the Eastern Han Dynasty, Confucian sages, Confucius and Yan Hui were called Kong Yan together. Mencius’s status rose from the Tang Dynasty, and it developed intermittently until the Song Dynasty. Confucius and Mencius were called together, and Confucius and Mencius were used to represent Confucianism.)

Zhang Liao raised the case, and suddenly drew his sword to kill Mi Heng, but the waiters on the left and right couldn't stop him.

But he saw the three-foot long sword, with a deep cold light, slashing towards the top of his head.Mi Heng was so frightened that he almost fell down, he was stubborn by nature, he refused to dodge, and only shrank his neck slightly.

Guo Jia gave a low cough, and Zhang Liaocai gave up in dismay. The sword edge hung over Mi Heng's head, stopped for a moment, about an inch above his forehead, and then quickly retracted.

Cao Cao does not deny that Ni Heng is talented, but it is impossible to entrust a guy who has his nostrils upside down, belittles superiors, and blindly belittles others.

He decided to beat Mi Heng, and appease Zhang Liao by the way. Zhang Liao was a general who returned to the imperial court with his territory and army.

Cao Cao stroked his mustache, and said slowly: "In a few days, it will be Zhongqiu, and the Sikong Mansion is hosting a banquet for the lords, and there is still a lack of a drummer, so I invite you Zhengping (Ni Heng) to be the drummer."

Mi Heng said "Zhang Liao can make drums and gold", so Cao Cao asked Mi Heng to be a drummer.Only then did Zhang Liao get over his anger and bowed to Cao Cao.

Mi Heng didn't refuse, just agreed and left angrily.

As a celebrity, he has always regarded himself very highly. Zhao Yan and others who are not as talented as him have all become officials, but he was appointed as a drummer.

But who is to blame?If you don't want to be an official, you can refuse it generously and gracefully like Hu Zhao.If you want to be an official, you can learn from Zhao Yan, show your talents properly, and get promoted.Ni Heng came to Xudu to ask for an official, but he couldn't get his mind right. He acted like I was the most frivolous in the world, and offended all the lords of Cao Ying.No matter how much Cao Cao loves talents, he has to consider the feelings of his subordinates.

After the banquet was over, Cao Cao left Guo Jia alone, asked the waiter to light up the lamp, and refill the wine.

Waving his attendants to leave, Cao Cao picked up his wine glass, sat down beside Guo Jia, and said in a low voice, "Now all the officials say that I'm holding the Son of Heaven to command the princes, what do you think of Feng Xiao?"

Guo Jia chuckled: "Duke Zhou was afraid of rumors, but Wang Mang was humble before usurping him. Xiangshi died at the beginning, who would know if his life will be true or not? Jia assists the lord because he believes that the lord can calm down this troubled world and let the people live and work in peace and contentment. As for Cao Mengde What does it matter if you want to be Duke of Zhou or Wang Mang, whether the emperor's surname is Liu or Cao?"

Cao Cao had known for a long time that Guo Jia was informal, but he was taken aback by his shocking remarks and didn't recover for a long time.

Guo Jia suddenly withdrew his smile, closed the folding fan, and poked Cao Cao's heart with the fan: "It doesn't matter what others think, what matters is what the lord thinks? The lord of Jiaguan has always had the ambition of Duke Zhou. However, His Majesty may not have Ji The amount of reciting (Ji reciting is the little emperor Zhou Chengwang assisted by the Duke of Zhou)."

Ever since he was in danger in the palace that day, Cao Cao's heart has been heavy, as if a boulder was pressing on it. Guo Jia poked it lightly, as if the boulder was gone, and Cao Cao suddenly felt a burst of relief.

Cao Cao pondered for a moment, and said: "Your Majesty wants to seize power, I am not angry. If the emperor is willing to be a puppet, then why should he be an emperor? But I despise his methods. Getting rid of me directly is no different from seeking death." ? Can he stop the counterattack of the lieutenant? I want to be the Duke of Zhou, but I want to live a good life even if the king wants the minister to die."

Guo Jia joked: "Then I can rest assured that there will be no place to receive my salary."

Cao Cao looked at Guo Jia for a while, then looked at him and laughed.

At this time, the waiter came in and reported that Cao Hong asked to see Cao Cao.

When he heard that it was Cao Hong asking to see him, Guo Jia immediately thought of: Cao Hong's retainers forcibly bought the fields of the common people, killed people, and were arrested by Xu Duling Manchong.

Guo Jiashi stood up and said goodbye. It's better not to watch the upcoming drama.Speaking of it, his followers are the most worry-free, all alchemists and craftsmen.Like Mr. Zuo, at most he can refine a pill and fry a furnace, and he is not very interested in land deeds and house deeds.Those artisans are easier to satisfy, as long as they have something to do and money to take.

Cao Cao didn't let him go, pushed Guo Jia back to his seat, and said, "Bong Xiao, you are not allowed to leave until you finish drinking."

Therefore, Guo Jia held the wine cup and acted as air on the side, listening to Cao Hong brazenly pleading for the diners with some embarrassment.

Cao Cao was very hesitant. He enforced the law strictly and was unwilling to favoritism.But Cao Hong is his brother, and he has been with him since the time of the crusade against Dong Zhuo. If he only talked about the law of the country and ignored Cao Hong's request, it would seem too unreasonable.

Cao Cao kept winking at Guo Jia, trying to persuade him to stop Cao Hong.

Guo Jia just pretended not to see it. What is there to get involved in this kind of thing?

In all dynasties, cruel officials were hard to end well, and Man Chong was a special case.As a cruel official who is extremely rare in history, he is of a high rank, Brother Xinman, there is a surprise.

Cao Cao had no choice but to bite the bullet and send someone to invite Man Chong.

The flames of the red candles were beating, and the black clothes and soap boots were full of pets. When he stepped into the hall, he had a chubby bun face, which was rounder and darker than before. When the light shone on it, the white pockmarks under the left eye were particularly obvious.

Cao Cao pretended not to know what Cao Hong's followers had done, and asked Man Chong: "Bo Ning, I heard that you captured Zilian's (Cao Hong's) followers. Those people have followed Zilian (Cao Hong) for many years and have made great achievements in the war. Look, can you be accommodating?" one time?"

Man Chong's expression was serious, and he said very seriously: "My lord, those people forcibly bought the fields in the eastern suburbs of Xudu. Murder and murder are capital crimes. When I came out, I ordered the jailer to kill them with sticks."

Cao Hong was furious: "Man Boning! You did it on purpose!"

Man Chong: "The lower officials do this to honor the reputation of the lord. Xudu is newly built, and high-ranking officials and relatives gather together. Only by the restraint of the law can we maintain law and order. If the lord is favoritism, pleads for the wicked, and spreads it, how can we let it go?" Do those dignitaries obey the law?"

Man Chong acted like this, which was in line with Cao Cao's wishes. He clapped his hands and praised: "Well done, Xu Duling, it should be so fair and selfless."

On the night of the full moon in mid-autumn, the bright moon is in the sky.Cao Cao hosted a banquet to entertain the princes, and when the wine was mixed, he ordered the drummers to take turns beating the drums to add to the fun.

With a proud face and disheveled clothes, Mi Heng was pushed and shoved by several soldiers and brought into the banquet hall.It has to be said that he was born with sword eyebrows and star eyes, red lips and white teeth, even if his clothes are messy, it doesn't affect his facial features.

I saw Mi Heng throwing away those soldiers, walking up to the drum stand with head held high, and the moment he took the drum hammer, a small official scolded him: "When you beat the drum, you have to change your soap clothes. How can you behave like this?"

Drumming has drumming costumes, and the waiter brought a set of soap clothes and Jianhua crowns for actors and drummers, and asked Miheng to go down to change clothes before performing.

A decent scholar, if he puts on the costume of such an actor, he will be ridiculed and underestimated for the rest of his life.

Xun Yu showed a look of impatience.

Unexpectedly, Mi Heng smiled slightly, unconcernedly took off her clothes in front of everyone, and her straight indigo train slipped to the ground, revealing her moon white undershirt.Mi Heng tore off the belt casually, took off the middle clothes and undressed the obscene clothes, she was naked, and she stood proudly, with a clear view of her whole body.