Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

Consequences of sleeping on the wrong bed Guo Jia complained: Although people’s words are scary, the few "honest gentlemen" in the academy are only at the level of bad breath, and their level has not yet reached the realm of "spittle can drown people". Spraying people is irrelevant. It's just that the flies flying around are a bit annoying.

He thought about it and said: "You know Wen Ruo's family education, benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, trustworthiness, gentleness, respectfulness and frugality. When you are provoked, you have to show etiquette and demeanor. I am really anxious to die. At that time, whoever provoked Wen Ruo, I sprinkled water on his seat. Ink, inserting knife and pen upside down, throwing worms into his food box... It all depends on the mood. Anyway, I was young at the time, I was not well-educated, and even Master Han said: You guys, don’t be angry with naughty boys. The Master said: "A gentleman is reserved and does not fight..." (A gentleman is dignified and cautious, and does not argue with others.)

Xi Yan laughed, put his left leg on his right knee, and lay on the boat with his arms pillowed on his head, humming softly.

When Guo Jia returned from his fugue, the other protagonist of the "Double Monsters" was already being discussed at the banquet.

Hu Zhao, courtesy name Kongming.This "Kong Ming" is not that "Kong Ming".

Hu Zhao is obsessed with magic, especially curious about Dunjia.However, "Dunjia Heavenly Book" was taught to Zhang Liang by Huang Shigong, and after Zhang Liang's adaptation, it became a real heavenly book, which no one could understand. (Except for geniuses who are particularly evil)

Hu Zhao hired people to rob and dig the tombs of thirteen legendary celebrities who were proficient in Qimen Dunjia, including Zhang Liang's. A total of 55 rounds of Qimen Dunjia were collected.Read it together with "Dunjia Tianshu", and finally understand the mystery.

Raising money from tombs is a felony, but Hu Zhao restrained the thieves and only took bamboo slips, tortoise shells, silk scripts, and parchment scrolls with characters from the tomb.So after the incident, the prefect of Yingchuan and Jue Cao Chuan agreed that although Hu Zhao robbed the tomb, it was not for money, and stealing books is not considered a thief.He was only punished to close the robbery cave and renovate Zhang Liang's tomb and other ancient tombs.

Guo Jia: Hu Zhao?The name sounds familiar, great calligrapher, the legendary teacher of Sima Yi?

Chatting and drinking, I don't know who started it, everyone started to play dream interpretation.

Confucius dreamed of sitting between two couplets.

Between the two couplets is a place of honor, usually placed with tablets of ancestors for future generations to offer sacrifices to.Confucius believed that sitting between two couplets and receiving sacrifices with the ancestral tablets was a sign of impending death, indicating that he would soon become one of those tablets.

Dragging his crutches, he sang, "Mount Tai is decaying, beams are decaying, and philosophers are withering?" After singing, he went into the room and chatted with his disciple Zi Gong about his dream and the ominous omen.

Afterwards, Confucius died of illness for seven days.

There is also Cheng Li's dream: climbing Mount Tai, holding the sun in both hands.

Xi Yan and Guo Jia looked at each other, and they knew each other: Mount Tai was the place where the emperors of all dynasties enshrined Zen. There is a saying in "Book of Zhou": "The sun is the light of the sky." There are no two days in the sky, and there are no two masters in people. When you climb Mount Tai to hold the sun, Mr. Cheng is going to help the master of the Ming Dynasty to climb to the top. This is amazing. Saying it will cause a big event.

Xun Yu, who had been listening quietly all this time, suddenly said, "Sir, holding the sun happens to be the word for "Yu"."

Everyone agreed, so Cheng Li changed his name to Cheng Yu on the spot.

Guo Jia: If you drink too much, you even change your name casually. Do you dare to be more reliable?

The universe is big in drunkenness, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.Three cups lead the way, and one fight is natural, but if you have fun in wine, changing your name is not a problem at all.It's not a problem to sleep until the afternoon.

After drinking the wine to the fullest, all the scholars gathered in one place in twos and threes, sitting or lying down, screaming, singing or dancing.The noise continued until midnight, and most of the people were drunk.

Except for Guo Jia who was only slightly drunk, even if the others could still stand up, their steps were sloppy and stumbling around.Everyone had to stay together.

For Cheng Yu's treat this time, he booked a table at the restaurant and delivered it directly to his rented house.A total of 23 guests were invited. Considering that Cheng Yu only has twelve rooms here, it was decided to share one room with two people.

Guo Jia, the only one who is sober, is in charge of allocating rooms. Guo Tu and Xin Ping share one room, Xun Chen and Chen Qun share one room, and Xin Pi and Du Xi share one room... He has always been observant and deliberately avoided combinations that are easy to fight, such as Xi Yan and Xun Chen, he and Chen Qun.

In the end, there were still two guest rooms and three people: Xun Yu, Guo Jia, and Xi Yan.

Xun Yu discussed with Guo Jia: Let Zhicai live in a room alone, because he is a light sleeper.

Xi Yan sprinkled wine and acted like a fool: "It's too cold to be alone, I don't care, Wen Ruo and Feng Xiao must stay with me."

Originally, when a man was crowned at the age of 20, he was bestowed by the elders of the family to obtain the rights of an adult.After becoming an adult, one must be respected as it should be. Except for the elders, no one can call them by their names directly, and friends must also be called by their names.

But Guo Jia is quite special. There is no one in his family who is in charge, so he deliberately took the word Fengxiao in advance. At the age of 14, he assumed the rights and obligations of an adult and exercised the power of governing the family.

Guo Jia brushed away Xi Yan's hand, jumped half a foot away, and kept a distance from the drunk: "Let Wen Ruo accompany you, I want to live in a private room. How can others sleep soundly beside the couch? Swear to defend the chrysanthemum to the death." I really don't understand. This era: Men hold hands and sleep together at every turn.

Xun Yu: "..." Why is this prodigal son crazy?Silently drag Xi Zhicai away...

The door latch of this guest room was broken, so Guo Jia concealed the door and wrote two letters home, one to Guo's mother and one to Guo Xi, and put them in a bamboo tube for Bai Gungun to send away.

When Bai Gun Gun flew out of the window, a snow-white feather flipped and fell on the desk.

It is slender and smooth tail feathers, very beautiful.Guo Jia picked it up, played with it lightly for a while, and put it in the portable space.Something is wrong with this bird, and sometimes it speaks in a very strange tone, as if it has lived for thousands of years.

After taking a bath, Guo Jia changed into the pajamas brought by the maid and was about to go to bed when the door was suddenly pushed open and a drunk broke in. He went straight to the couch without saying a word, and lay face down there.

Guo Jia: "..."

He turned the person over and saw that it was Chen Qun.

Enemy road is narrow.

"Hey, you went to the wrong room." Guo Jia reached out and patted Chen Qun's face, "Wake up, wake up!"

Chen Qun's tightly closed eyes suddenly opened. His gaze was only sharp for a moment, and then began to relax. He remained motionless, staring at the roof in a daze.

Respect first and then soldiers, the "respect" was over just now, Guo Jia was not polite, he just stood on the couch and kicked Chen Qun down.

One kick, two kicks, three kicks, and with a bang, Chen Qun fell to the ground.

Guo Jia squatted next to him and observed: Chen Changwen, a drunk, rolled twice on the ground, lying on his back, moaning, crying for a while, laughing for a while, sometimes crying and laughing at the same time, mixed with sorrow and joy...

This expression, normal people can't do it at all.

There was a soft wool blanket on the floor, so it should be no problem to sleep. Guo Jia took the quilt and covered Chen Qun, walked back to the couch and sat down, just as he lay down, Chen Qun climbed up again.This time he lay down directly in a big shape, squeezing Guo Jia to the corner of the wall.

Guo Jia "..."

Come here to play drunk?If murder is not against the law...he kicked Chen Qun hard on the leg, and Chen Qun was still smiling...so sleepy...Looking at the window, the sky...it will probably be dawn if we continue to toss around.

Guo Jia sighed softly, curled up his legs and fell asleep on the outside.

The next day, he was woken up by Chen Qun. He was half asleep and half awake and felt pain and itching in the toes of his right foot, hot and cold. The taste was very numb.Then someone pushed him hard.

He was already lying on the edge of the couch, but with this push, half of his body was suspended in the air in an instant, and he almost fell, and he woke up immediately.

In the gradually clear vision, Chen Qun was half sitting and half lying down, the corners of his eyes were reddish, and he was pushing him hard with a look of shame and anger.

Guo Jia was speechless, while trying to stabilize his figure, he sneered: "What's the push? Who said that you wanted to share a room with You Ruo (Xun Chen), but climbed onto someone else's bed in the middle of the night and lingered?"

"Guo Fengxiao! You..."

"Chen Changwen, so you are such a gentleman."

Guo Jia deliberately prolongs the tone of the word "gentleman", which is full of irony.

Chen Qun, who has always been strict and self-disciplined by the standards of a gentleman, couldn't say a word for a long time, his whole eye circles were red, and he kicked Guo Jia off the bed.

Guo Jia curled up for several hours, his back was sore and his neck hurt, and his entire right arm was numb.At this time, he was kicked by Chen Qun and hit the ground on his back. Thinking of last night, he got up and punched Chen Qun in the face.

The maid came in to deliver the wash water, and found that the two young masters in the room were huddling together. They were dazed for a while, and accidentally knocked over the basin.

The copper basin fell to the ground, and water splashed everywhere.The two brothers who were fighting inextricably stopped at last.

Chen Qun grabbed clear water and green salt, stood in the corner of the house farthest from Guo Jia, and rinsed his mouth repeatedly.

Guo Jia looked at Chen Qun, then looked down at the red marks on his feet...

As soon as Cheng Yu woke up, a maid came to report that Guo Jia and Chen Qun were fighting.

Mr. Cheng took the lead, and a group of students went to watch the fun, and after a few steps away, they heard hearty laughter.

I saw the door of the guest room was wide open, Chen Qun was both ashamed and angry, with a tense face, a circle of bruises around his right eye, and black and blue corners of his mouth, silently, he was carefully arranging his clothes.

The shoes and socks on Guo Jia's feet were neatly dressed, but he was only wearing pajamas, leaning against the pear flower wood table, laughing wildly.

He was scratched with two light red marks on his left cheek, and the moon white pajamas were a bit loose, hanging crookedly on his body, and a tear was torn, revealing a thin collarbone and a large piece of snow-white skin.It's almost blinding.

If someone else was disheveled and laughed like this, it would probably look frivolous.But Guo Jia couldn't stop laughing wildly, but it only made people envy him for his unrestrained and unrestrained composure, and felt that he was frank and natural, with a true temperament.

Cheng Yu looked at Chen Qun, who had a strange expression, as if he was being forced into prostitution, and then at Guo Jia, and instantly imagined a strange scene of splitting his sleeves: Shocked, two beautiful boys who didn't like each other strayed into a room after drinking , it seems that something indescribable happened, the two slept together at night, and turned against each other in the morning...

Stop, stop, stop thinking.Cheng Yu looked delicate and asked, "What's going on?"

Chen Qun kept silent, his face turned red and green, he was shy for a moment, suddenly thought of something, suddenly raised his head, stared at Guo Jia nervously, his eyes were round, full of warning, and even a hint of Begging, as if afraid that Guo Jia would say something that would embarrass him.

At the focus of everyone's different eyes, Guo Jia stood up lazily, and said two words lightly: "Ask him." He simply picked up his robe and left directly.The back is extremely free and easy.

Everyone was confused and became more and more curious.Chen Qun, as the moral model of the academy students, was born to dislike Guo Jia who doesn't stick to etiquette.If you think about it with your feet, you can see how bad the relationship between these two is.

What is it that Guo Jia actually helps Chen Qun keep it a secret?