Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

According to the wild history, Cao Cao had General Faqiu Zhonglang under his command, and General Faqiu Zhonglang led several Mojin school lieutenants, as well as many ordinary soldiers, to form an army specialized in digging graves and stealing treasures.

Wherever this army passed, they dug up the tombs of the high hills, and the bones of ancient dignitaries and dignitaries were scattered in the wilderness. Even their close-fitting clothes were stripped off to exchange for money. It is also sad.

However, in official history, there is no record that Cao Cao established Faqiu Zhonglang General and Mojin Xiaowei.

This statement comes from the eve of the Battle of Guandu, when Yuan Shao asked the talented Chen Lin to write an article to criticize Cao Cao, starting from Cao Cao’s grandfather Cao Teng, and scolding Cao Cao one by one until the end of Cao Cao. It’s not that he didn’t want to scold Cao Cao’s ancestors for eighteen generations. He was an eunuch (eunuch), and Cao Cao's father, Cao Song, "failed to judge the whole story." He didn't know where Cao Teng brought his adopted son home, so he had to give up.

These days, before sending troops to conquer other princes, they have to publish this kind of proclamation, proclaiming how unjust and helpless, full of evil, and angry and resentful, they will only pollute the air if they live, and pollute the environment if they die.One sentence sums it up: Don't stop me, I want to represent justice and destroy this evil force.

It is said that when Cao Cao read this essay, he was suffering from a headache and unbearable headache. He was shocked by Chen Lin's sharp writing and broke into a cold sweat.

The credibility of this kind of article produced due to political needs is open to question, and it is difficult to use it as evidence.But Cao Cao's own reaction was a bit strange. He only refuted Chen Lin's accusation that his father was a beggar, but he didn't say a word about the accusations about Faqiu Zhonglang and Mojin Xiaowei digging tombs.

Therefore, the world felt that Cao Cao's attitude was actually acquiescing to this matter, and they were more willing to believe that such an army of tomb robbers did exist.

Guo Jia also tends to have this kind of thing.In the settlement he built in Fugou Wuyan Mountain, he also raised a few tomb robbers who "digged holes very quickly and could cross mountains and unload mountains".

After the beginning of spring, I will talk to Cao Cao to see if he dares to do this kind of thing that is destined to bear eternal infamy.To be honest, Cao Cao is not an ordinary hero who can carry, dare to do, dare to act, dare to love and hate, his anti-strike ability is definitely at the level of Xiaoqiang, so there should be no problem.

It is Xun Wenruo's test, I am afraid it will be difficult.Guo Jia touched his own face, as if to confirm whether it could be used as a bulletproof vest.

How to make the upright bedside person not object to those immoral things is a century-old problem.

He can quibble that instead of letting those treasures be buried in the ground and never see the light of day, it is better to take them out to benefit the people and feed the little emperor, but this cannot conceal the nature of the behavior of tomb robbery, which has bad influence. Who would be willing to be killed by others after death? Dig it out and dry it?

On New Year's Eve, there is a sacrificial activity not to be missed to drive away the epidemic.In short, they are all dancing Nuo opera, the difference is the scale.

It snowed all night in the city, and it didn't clear until dawn.There are thousands of households, and the roof tiles are white and crystal clear.Thousands of trees have become Qiongzhi Yushu.

Cao Cao led a group of civil servants and generals to watch the Nuo.The people also walked out of their homes one after another, looking forward to it.

I especially remember that when Cao Cao was an official in Luoyang and served as the captain of the northern part of Luoyang, Lingdi Liu Hong was still in good health and liked to be lively.

The imperial court selected 120 boys over the age of ten and under the age of 12, with red scarves on their heads and soap clothes. Some held big drums (equivalent to larger rattles), and some held peachwood bows. With arrows made of thorn wood branches to ward off evil spirits, a collective dance is performed to hold an official epidemic-dispelling ceremony.

The lead dancer is dressed in black clothes, wearing a mask made of gold with four eyes carved out on his face, shining golden armor on his shoulders, holding an iron spear in one hand and a shield in the other, dressed as Fang Xiangshi, who exorcises ghosts, Together with 120 boys dressed up as twelve divine beasts, while dancing the sacrificial dance of fighting evil spirits and expelling evil spirits, they yelled loudly to the rhythm of drumming: "Nuo! Nuo! Nuo..."

Thousands of people dress up as various ghosts, gods and ghosts, such as Nuwa, Fuxi, Shentu, Yulei, Nuba, Sunu, Kitchen God, Mountain Ghost, Nine-Tailed Fox... Through exaggerated dance performances, "Fang Xiangshi" All the way to kill snakes, chop Fang Liang, drown a girl... That is to lead the twelve gods and beasts, and all kinds of gods, pretending to defeat all kinds of ghosts and monsters.

Then, twelve divine beasts and a group of immortals hugged "Fang Xiangshi" and danced all over the forbidden palace.At a glance, it is colorful and strange, and it can be called a group of demons dancing wildly. It is magnificent and the scene is spectacular.

Finally, led by Fang Xiangshi, all the "immortals" passed the torch symbolizing "victory to fight the epidemic" out of the palace gate in the form of solitaire. Ben Luoshui, throwing the burning torch into the turbulent water, the ceremony will be considered a successful conclusion.

Of course, the scale of the Nuo dance organized by the rich clan in Yanzhou is not comparable to that of the National Nuo in Luoyang.

This Fang Xiangshi did not have a golden four-eyed mask, nor did he have a shiny golden armor. He didn't even wear a mask, and directly painted a pair of terrifying big eyes on his forehead with colored paint. I traced and drew, enlarged two or three circles, and barely fit Fang Xiangshi's four eyes. Judging by his figure, he is also a very muscular young man.

The "Fang Xiangshi", a professional householder who exorcises ghosts and epidemics, is so shabby, and there are no "gods, ghosts and demons" behind him, which seems a bit short of major generals and not powerful enough.It can be seen that the war not only endangered the princes and nobles, but also suffered the people in Guizhou, and even the gods were poor and wronged.

But no matter how shabby it is, there are still the standard "Twelve Divine Beasts". Cua Duan, Qiong Qi, and Teng Gen are also many kinds, dressed up by twelve boys, divided into four teams, following Fang Xiangshi, dancing the simple and rough sacrificial dance.

And their task is to disperse Fang Liang for the local people. Blame, dream, death, parasitic... Gu and other twelve kinds of plague.

"Fang Xiangshi" without a helper can only be stronger and must hold on. After dancing almost all the main streets, he still has to run with a torch and throw it into the river.

Guo Jia pursed his lips slightly. The sweat on Fang Xiangshi's head had turned his four eyes into six. The black jacket was soaked in sweat and stuck to his body, looking embarrassed and funny.

Guo Jia whispered to the attendants to go back to the mansion to get a big cloak, and when the ceremony was over, give it to Fang Xiangshi to keep out the wind.He had just finished speaking when someone patted his shoulder from behind.The coming staff was very heavy and shook him slightly.

The next moment, the handsome bearded uncle Cheng Yu and Cheng Zhongde turned to Guo Jia and said angrily, "Guo Fengxiao, look at what you have done. It's okay to invent a story about a target god. Yu's youngest son talks about you every day and worships you." It’s terrible, I don’t even want to practice riding and archery, I said I want to learn from you, don’t shoot arrows to hurt the target god’s body, let the target god bless him in the future.”

Guo Jia: "This matter is simple. Mr. Zhongde also told him stories, such as Houyi shooting the sun, and the archer Yang Youji piercing Yang with a hundred steps and hitting a hundred shots." Children, an idol can only be fresh for three to five days at most, and can't For a longer period of time, guide him to worship the archer, shoot arrows in the school grounds almost every day, and maybe he will be able to shoot arrows without fail in the future.

As the Nuo came to an end, a large group of children chased "Fang Xiangshi" and ran to the river. Some of them were greedy, and they circled around the food stalls selling glutinous rice and red bean cakes, chestnut cakes, red date cakes and other pastries. Swallow.

A gust of wind blows off the snow on the treetops, and the fine ice graupel flutters, reflecting the bright lights, shining colorful light.

In the distance, someone had already started to set off firecrackers, the sound of dancing drums, the laughter of the common people, and the sound of crackling firecrackers shook the eardrums together. Xun Yu said something next to him, but he couldn't hear clearly.

Xun Yu wrote on his palm: "Go home."

"Wait a minute." Guo Jia squeezed to the food stall, assembled all kinds of pastries into a whole box, took them out, and brought them home with satisfaction.

After only going out for two hours, the house has already changed a lot, with colorful lights hanging high everywhere, as bright as day.

In the atrium, Dian Wei is holding a ladder and laughing innocently. Jin Mo is wearing yellow and green clothes and standing on the ladder to hang lanterns. These lights will be hung until the Lantern Festival on the 15th day of the first lunar month.

Xi Yi had already come back one step ahead, sitting in the Nuan Pavilion in a casual posture, and taught Xiao Yi'er to recite New Year's poems: "October washes the field, and friends drink wine, saying to kill lambs. Enter the court, call him Si Gong, and live forever. "

The calendar used in the pre-Qin period is different from the current one, and the new year falls in November.October is equivalent to the twelfth lunar month now, so people at that time celebrated the new year at the end of October.Beginning with Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, when the new calendar was adopted, New Year's Eve became the last day of the twelfth month of the lunar calendar, a day to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new.

Now everyone is here, and we had a reunion dinner together. Guo Jia also set off firecrackers in the yard as the Romans do. These days, the firecrackers are real bamboo knots, which crackle and explode when burned in the fire, with sparks flying around and green smoke lingering .

On Zhengdan the next day, early in the morning, Mrs. Ding, Cao Cao's official wife, sent someone to bring Tusu wine, carp, bacon, and brocade.These things should have a copy for every staff member.

It was rare for him to stay at home, and the three scholars took turns to take care of the baby. Xun Yu taught Guo Yi, who was only over one year old, how to read in a serious manner.Guo Jia will play with him, and even put Xiao Yi'er in the tub to paddle.Then both of them felt that the other party was a bit unreliable in raising children.

Xi Fan: I'll take Xiao Yi'er.

Xiao Yi'er doesn't know who she looks like, she loves the new and dislikes the old very much, toys like Yanjia dolls and bamboo horses sometimes fall out of favor within half a day, and are thrown aside and ignored.Moreover, he has become more and more lively and active recently, mischievous and mischievous, which is not easy to take care of at all.

Xun Yu's looks are good enough to fight, and he has always been A Weng with Xiao Yi'er, and the treatment is quite good.

Xi Yan knows how to play and can play happily, which is quite popular with the little guy, and he is the only one who can make the kid obedient and pretend to be cute.For others, it is difficult for Guo Yi to play quietly without making noise. That stinky Taoist priest Zuo Ci made some kind of moth and was thrown into the cold palace in just a few days. Now when Xiao Yier sees Zuo Ci, he throws him with a chess piece.

Zuo Jian cooked a big pot of peach soup, not the drinkable peach soup, but the juice boiled with peach wood and herbs, dipped in peach branches, and whipped the wall.

According to the left alchemist, this is exorcising evil spirits.In fact, wooden houses are prone to mildew during this season, and peach soup can remove mildew.

Xiao Yi'er followed Zuo Jian, stretching out his hand to reach the peach branch in his hand, but he couldn't reach it.

Xi Yan blinked: "Didn't I teach you that if you can't do it, you should outsmart it?"

Guo Yi lay on the floor and tied the garters of Zuo Jian's left and right feet together. When Zuo Jian lifted his foot, he was almost tripped and had to lean over to untie the garter. Guo Yi grabbed Taozhi curiously and looked at it. , went up to smell it again, wiped the stained peach soup on Zuo Jian's clothes, turned around and gave Xi Yan a high-five to celebrate.

Zuo Jian: "..." This child is not cute at all now.

On the third day of the first lunar month, when Cao Cao married his daughter, he took a shower and changed his clothes. Due to time constraints, his hair was tied up when it was wet.That night, Cao Cao began to have a headache.

He had frequent headaches before, but it was not as serious as this time. From the fourth day to the tenth day of the first lunar month, he hired a few medical workers and drank a lot of soup. serious.

Mrs. Ding, Mrs. Bian, and Mrs. Huan all stood by and took turns to attend to the sick.

Cao Cao was not feeling well, and his temper was particularly violent, and he looked at the medical workers with very unkind eyes.Nowadays, people who practice medicine and business are all from humble origins, and the Han law even clearly stipulates that good and humble do not marry.If these medical workers couldn't cure Cao Cao's illness, they would be considered lucky to be kicked out directly.

It happened that a medical worker present was not only a quack doctor, but also superstitious about ghosts and gods. He believed that Cao Cao's disease was caused by wind evil entering the body, and suggested that if the medicine didn't work, it's better to invite an alchemist to come to the house to exorcise the evil, or ask Cao Cao A Taoist, donate a bowl of talisman water and drink it for a try.

When Cao Cao heard this, he was furious and felt a splitting headache.He endured it for a while but still couldn't hold back his anger, he yelled "a quack doctor", and asked the guards to detain the medical worker, give him [-] boards first, and then blast him out of the state pastoral mansion.

Unconvinced, the medical worker was dragged out of the door by two guards, hooked his feet on the threshold, stretched his neck and shouted: "Mr. Cao, what I'm telling you is the truth. If you don't believe me, call Guo Fengxiao. He's here." Knowing spells, he can cure your headache!"

Cao Cao was very annoyed, and sneered: "When did Feng Xiao learn spells? He made it up and let Gu drag him down and beat him hard!"

The medical worker's temper was very stubborn, and he continued to yell: "You haven't even tried it, so why do you say I made it up? I don't accept it."

At this time, an old medical worker stood up and repeatedly apologized for his poor medical skills, and pleaded for the unlucky man who was about to be beaten. He also suggested that Cao Cao invite an alchemist. I found a Zuo alchemist who is well-informed and proficient in the art of Qi and Huang, and may be able to help the envoy."

Madam Ding immediately asked, where can I invite the left alchemist.

The old medical worker: "I heard that Mr. Zuo's whereabouts are uncertain, but he is a guest minister in Guo Fengxiao's mansion, and he may live in Guo's mansion."

Cao Cao was silent for a moment, and asked his attendants to bring gifts to invite Guo Jia and Mr. Zuo, his housekeeper.

Confused, Guo Jia followed Zuo Jian into the carriage and asked in a low voice, "Mr. Zuo, are you sure that I was also invited to treat Cao Shijun?" He will treat a ghost!

Zuo Jian rolled his eyes and ignored him.

Guo Jia: Mr. Zuo has such a temper, I'd better go with him, don't turn around and force Cao Cao to give someone an injection. Cao Cao, who was furious, chopped him down with a knife, that would be so wronged.

As soon as he entered the room, there was a smell of medicine in his face. Guo Jia sat down beside the pear flower wood table and watched Zuo Jian roughly diagnose Cao Cao. His heart was like a roller coaster, going up and down. Ping, he opened his eyelids and took a look... Cao Cao's face was already dark, with blue veins looming on his forehead.

Without realizing it, Zuo Jian took out a small wooden tube from the medicine box, gestured at Cao Cao's nostrils, and found that the size did not match, so he simply took a piece of yellow paper and poured the powder in the small wooden tube on the yellow paper , rolled into a thin paper tube, inserted directly into Cao Cao's nostrils, bowed his head and blew...

Judging by Cao Cao's expression, he probably wanted to kill Zuo Jian immediately. A generation of traitors were pressed on the couch by the Zuo alchemist, blowing medicine into his nostrils, unable to struggle, his hands clenched into fists, and his voice changed: "Come here... "

Guo Jia stepped forward, covered Cao Cao's mouth, and coughed dryly: "Don't talk, it will affect the efficacy of the medicine."

After a while, Zuo Jian blew again, quickly pulled out the paper tube, let go of Cao Cao, and asked, "Do you feel better?"

Only then did Cao Cao realize that the splitting headache had completely disappeared.I was so angry that I didn't notice it.He got up slowly, bowed to the ground, and said, "Thank you, Mr. Zuo."

Zuo Jian: "You have a head wind disease. There are bruises in your brain. It has been there for several years. If the pain is severe, you can blow a little saltpeter powder into your nostrils to temporarily relieve the pain. If you want to cure it completely, I have nothing to do. Method."

At this time, Cao Cao had adapted to Zuo Jian's behavior a little bit, so he invited Zuo Jian to sit down with a smile.

Zuo Jian hesitated for a moment, and then said: "I heard that Hua Tuo, a genius doctor, can cure all kinds of difficult and miscellaneous diseases, maybe he can."